This banana yellow onesie is basically the Hitler raping a baby seal covered in spilled oil while listening to Rusted Root in a ?retro? Adidas tracksuit and giving someone a fist pound and pretending it explodes on impact of outfit decisions. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
American sports might be a bit more lively, and require a less herculean attention span, but give an Englishman a few sticks and a rock hard ball and it?s tiny shorts in the sun for three days straight. That?s the sort of grit you build an empire on. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
