You meet him on a boardwalk in some dumpy beach town, he knows everybody and everything, he can get you great seafood salad or help you find coke. If he ever migrated to a big city he?d end up on a food line waiting for a hot meal, but in this crappy seaside hamlet he is the goddamn mayor. Also, if you squint your eyes he looks like a MILF. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Poser! If you were really into the Middle Ages you’d let your toxic diarrhea seep down your sore-ridden thighs just like everyone else from the days of yore. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
