Wow. Carrying around a jambox is one thing, but how into yourself have you got to be to set up an entire throne for your personality and read A Clockwork Orange while smoking cigarettes (he even brought his own little pocket ashtray with lid) like you're living out some 8th-grader in detention's fantasy of what living in New York is going to be like? The bottom half of his mirror must be permanently frosted in jizz. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
As far as “Amazing Ways to Kill Yourself” goes, having the military blow up your nuts is about as balls-out as it gets. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
