DOS & DON'TS

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  “Gay or Eurotrash” needs to expand their repetoire to “African Aristocrat or French Canadian.”
  
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  Hang on a sec, shouldn't you be five inches tall and gyrating on some Hawaiian's dashboard instead of wrecking my ability to get anything done for the rest of the day?
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