Why are people still going to house parties? Breaking into shit and running from security guards is about seven times funner than sitting on a couch and wondering how the fuck you’re going to get out of this boring conversation. PS: Say you have to pee.
See? No matter how hopelessly nerdy and boring the convention, there will be chicks there, not a lot, but so what? They’ll have theirs, you’ll have yours, and I’ll have mine. And together we’ll be fine. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
