If this was Saturday Night in Miami her voice woud be sawing your ear in half with its Fran Drescheresque howl for two more cranberry cosmotinis. Thankfully for your cochlea it was Thursday in Culver City and all she was after was another quiet round of shots. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Sure, old rockers never die, but it's also true that the only pussy they get is from deluded middle-aged Dutch crusties with hair that smells like wet dog and clammy ass cheeks hanging out of labia-strangling leather shorts like doughballs with not enough yeast in them. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
