Every house party has one knock-out-of-your-league supermonster (right) that grew up in Barcelona but is here directing videos even though she’s only 21. If you go for her you will bomb. Go for the lamprey (left) next to her and at the very least people will respect you for not being shallow.
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It took years of searching and millions of dollars in private-eye fees and plane tickets, but we finally found the secret store where all the DON’Ts get their clothes. (It’s in China, by the way.) Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
