What kind of sadistic parents let their kid grow up in Manhattan where, instead of playing Phantom Menace in the backyard, they’re chatting with the Pirates of Fagpants over here about how there’s no good cafés on Ludlow anymore.
We saw this crazy old cow at a beach party in Costa Rica. She was doing a new waveish pogoing-and-wriggling dance using a bamboo pole as her martial-arts partner. It was kind of impossible not to psychoanalyze a libidinous old lady that nobody wants to fuck jumping around a gigantic phallic symbol like a writhing lunatic. Can we not hire someone to fuck this sad pile of tits? Click here for more pictures. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
