DOS & DON'TS

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  Cryogenics is retarded. Even if they do manage to unfreeze your head and stick it on a body you know it’s going to look fucking ridiculous.
  
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  A lot of nerds like Stanley Kubrick think the CIA has a stable of brainwashed sex slaves for old politicians to fuck. This seems like bullshit when you're googling "Project Monarch" at two in the morning, but when you see one doing her little marionette dance in the wild, you will doff your tinfoil hat in awe.
  
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