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  Living up to your t-shirt can be as simple as knowing a lot of dick jokes or getting really drunk, but every so often it all comes together in such a sublime combination of personality, weird local politics, and probable mental illness that the only potential response is “OK, OK. Are this place’s tacos any good?”
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  Asperger’s Syndrome is where your brain randomly chooses a thing for you to devote your entire existence to. It can be as lame as trains but when it’s an awesome t-shirt you become an awesome t-shirt.
  
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