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Subject: down on my Date: Nov 14 2005 10:19:44 PM Author: BALLS I'd DO Paul any day. CALL ME Subject: Glasses Date: Oct 03 2005 10:59:31 AM Author: lesley Paul Banks is always a do, as in do me. Subject: paul banks Date: Aug 30 2005 02:01:57 AM Author: danielle finally paul is a do .that guys so retro hes futuristic. Subject: Fur Shmur! Date: Jul 28 2005 04:18:31 PM Author: 2hOT2trOT2Kool4SkooL Ok Listen people we have to have a discussion about the fur industry. Ok Fur IS hot! There is no doubt about it. In the literal and metaphoric sense the shit is hot. Now I understand that killing a leopard or some endagered tigre just so you can look cool is not cool. But are we running our of Minks? they reproduce faster than rabbits. Foxes... famine on foxes? Nope no problems there. And for the PETA dude listen yeah man there are places hwere some sick mother fucker likes to skin his animals alive and maybe fucking electocute them or some vile shit but that is not the whole fur industry. PETA are very selective and misleading about the images they use and they also use fuzzy statistics and logic. I have a fur jacket myself, given to me by my granfather before he died. I caught some fucking bitch about ot nail me with some liquid last time I wore it and fortunaltly the content of her jar ended up on her. She spazzed off about fur and all this other bullshit which really didnt make much sense. So I'm wearing a 70 year old fucking jacket unless it's made out of your fucking grandmother you better think twice about throwing any shit on me cause I'll make you into a jacket! Live and let live. If you dont like fur DONT FUCKING WEAR IT! leave the rest of us alone....thx Subject: to the "go bombers" guy Date: Jul 28 2005 04:10:07 PM Author: 2hOT2trOT2Kool4SkooL Hey! First of allit's spelt Bagels. That's B A G E L S. Second of all anyone who buys BAGELS from the super market does not know bagels. They weren't made in Winnipeg silly they were made in the IGA bread factory in Nowhersville, Alberta or something fool. Plus the Allouettes do not suck, I think they can your team everytime they play. Plus in Montreal we have something called culture, which is basically not telling people to suck your nut, left, right or otherwise. On top of that sucking your left nut would involve getting a little too close to your mouth...dick head! Subject: oh goddddd Date: Jul 27 2005 04:57:43 PM Author: my name is shake zula "anna winterpol" = our very own paul banks thanks ever so much. i freaking love that guy Subject: i'm into stray dogs, jesus.... Date: Jun 28 2005 07:15:39 PM Author: not a cunucky what the fuck...how did this turn into a CFL brawlfest. I've lived in Switzerland, Boulder Colorado, Los Angeles, Montreal and London (and I'm under 25) and quite frankly none of them take the cake, so quit bitching. Montreal. Cool. New York. Cool. get over it. pssst...NYC's got an edge, they have Ryan Mcginley. Huge advantage! Subject: Idiot posters Date: Jun 20 2005 09:30:34 AM Author: Canada I love these New York morons that are willing to badmouth montreal and Canada while reading a canadian magazine that originally came from montreal. Talk about a DO! Subject: because you are from winnipeg Date: Jun 20 2005 09:12:21 AM Author: you are on meth This note is for the winnipeg twat about 3 posts down. Wait a minute, you are badmouthing montreal and you come from... winnipeg! I dont know very much about winnipeg because everyone from vancouver that has been there died of exposure trying to walk to the store to get some smokes in the -300 degree winters you have. If they managed to make it back they lost their minds huffing whatever was under the kitchen, seeing as that is the only way to endure what you loosely refer to as "living" in winnipeg. PS using the CFL to diss a city is a serious DONT! Subject: Bomb Allah t-shirt Date: May 30 2005 04:24:27 PM Author: yes Bummer that you don't run that picture every issue. It isn't everyday you see a dude pull off white jeans while shoving his fifty year old feet into chucks. Subject: i want better dos Date: May 30 2005 04:57:39 AM Author: You must include a name for yourself. i dunno, when i look at these i don't go "oh wow" or anything except for the "iraq sucks"... but no one is wearing it so wtf? blondies get the feh. disco ball tits = blah. bagels? fur? stupid glasses? not feeling this set. Subject: Wha? Date: May 29 2005 05:30:57 PM Author: STONERinSF Wait, are there people on this thing from...CANADA? I thought we sold that state to the French after we found out that there was no good food there? Subject: go bombers Date: May 26 2005 01:11:24 AM Author: waynald FUCK MONTREAL...WINNIPEG IS THE SHIT. GO BOMBERS....ALLOUETTES SUCK MY LEFT NUT. WINNIPEG BEGALS ARE AWSOME...I PICK EM UP AT SAFEWAY, AND IGA....EVEN MCGAVINS MAKES GOOD FUCKIN BEGALS...FUCK MONTREAL BEGALS Subject: WTF? Date: May 25 2005 10:48:57 PM Author: mel the big ol' jew Hey WTF, Canada has Montreal in it. Loads of yids, blocks of Hasids. Who'd-a guessed, eh? You've never been to Montreal yet you live in NYC which is only a few hours away? Sorry for you pal. It's pretty fun here. Subject: Bagel Dog Date: May 23 2005 08:21:01 PM Author: seeker I think that the author is right on the money! American food (like British food) sucks! Do you serieously think that a Bagel Dog is good? I don't suppose that the makers are orthodox! Subject: Has anyone seen this... Date: May 22 2005 12:27:10 PM Author: All the Do's www.carlasclosets.com Subject: Urin flekker med blod! Date: May 22 2005 11:09:11 AM Author: Pre Natas Solve` For en gjeng bløte fise bæsjer!Ser jo ut som knekt kuk!Knus brillene til han der satanen...dypp fingern i syre å fingr han! visit: www.prevoke.com Subject: subject Date: May 21 2005 03:25:43 PM Author: name those stilletos are too big for her smelly fucking feet that's the kinda girl whose asshole you'd tear just for trying to be hot. you'd have to count on your sense of humor for an erection. Subject: subject Date: May 21 2005 03:23:40 PM Author: name discoball zits... she's got nice zits Subject: subject Date: May 21 2005 03:21:17 PM Author: name discoball tits with jiggaboo eyes wouldn't fuck her with your dick and dubya pushin' Subject: subject Date: May 21 2005 03:14:27 PM Author: name It's not that this month sucked or that last month was kind of a comeback... the idea is old and played out and it is obvious that the original person that wrote these is no longer doing it. He/she had a gift! My suggestion is if you're going to keep dos and don'ts find someone that has the gift or at least a different take. BTW those two whiteys (next to the last photo) that you think are hot are hideous and that is coming from another whitey. Subject: Sneakers Date: May 21 2005 12:56:44 PM Author: Vicburn Please find the very best in sneakers.....www.shoeciety.com tell us Subject: the legolas twins Date: May 19 2005 02:17:01 PM Author: malcolm z i think i know where those white kids are going...to the don'ts page to take their lessons from captain red dick. Subject: I Want One Date: May 18 2005 10:27:47 PM Author: Raghead Express That could be the hottest, most insensitive shirt I have seen in 44 days. Where can I get it? Subject: Montreal Date: May 18 2005 07:22:20 PM Author: The Stoke Montreal is ok with me.... I like a town full of people willing to suck my dick! Subject: Bagel Dogs Date: May 18 2005 07:05:28 PM Author: First pic is wrong and stupid EVer been to Port Authority in NYC after you went bowling at Leisure Time Lanes. You would know that NYC has a very creative "drunk food" scene. The tasty Bagel Dog (Hot Dog wrapped in a Bagel). Just shows the ignorance of the author of the 1st caption. Subject: excedrin Date: May 17 2005 11:42:45 AM Author: 20/20 You know those fucking stupid 3D pictures where you had to look past the dots to find, like, the ship, or whatever? You know, some people can't see the fucking things, those things are ridiculous. Well, in "BABES&NOTBABES" I can't see the hotness through all that mess. Decorum = a terribly underused word these days. If they're drinking Red Bull drinks, Vice, you're totally fucking de-certified. Be good again. Please! Subject: glasses Date: May 16 2005 05:50:45 PM Author: elston take me out to the ballgame tiny dancer.screw that guy for wearing those glasses. there's only two people that can truly say that's "their look." one guy is dead and gave us "take me out to the ballgame" and the other guy thought he could get some white rapper ass by doing a duet with Em. Subject: if only we could be more like you Date: May 14 2005 11:28:07 PM Author: jemima "peace to those with developed ethical minds" eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEUUUUUUUWWWWWW!!! Subject: The topic of being on topic Date: May 14 2005 01:37:01 PM Author: Dcup the female rappa I want to comment on the on topicness of being completely on topic throughout most of the dicussion pertaining to the topic that is being discussed. In fact, I was thinking about climbing the on topic tree, In the topical forest and whipping topic fruits at people Subject: black girl in the white vest Date: May 14 2005 05:24:54 AM Author: steelygroove ohhhh yeahhhhhhhh she is someone i would definitely like to "do" Subject: Bagels Date: May 13 2005 05:18:11 PM Author: Le Mayor Montreal Bagels rule... NYC Bagels drool...with a foul taste of cum and dishwater. I haven't been to Montreal in three years, but I'm assuming that's the Bagel place across the street from Schwartz's Smoked Meat house. Seriously, NYC hipster twats can go fuck themselves if they think NYC bagels are better. The secret ingredient in Mtl. Bagels is Heroin...it's win win! Subject: hot babes Date: May 13 2005 11:39:15 AM Author: agb ok so nobody is blowing minds with ANTI WAR buttons but are you really smashing down any walls with your dull HOT BABES? Subject: William Pierce? Date: May 12 2005 12:06:31 PM Author: DDD I'm rollin' over the NA comment. Thanks Vice. Subject: isn't the muff enough fur????? Date: May 12 2005 12:00:51 AM Author: edgedweller Fur makes chicks look hot? So whaddya wanna fuck? Her or the mink, mate? I can tell you something. A chick thats looks hot in a $2 t-shirt and some old jeans is a chick that looks hot. Any chick that spends $200 up on an outfit or jacket to look hot secretly thinks she's ugly, ugly, ugly. And I wouldn't wanna fuck a chick like that. God only knows what diseases she's picked up trying to validate herself. You can play a great song on a shit guitar and still sounds good but if you play a shit song on a great guitar it still sounds like shit. Subject: All you fuckin... Twats. Date: May 11 2005 11:50:19 AM Author: The Jolly Cunt - "Read My Lips" I got a thousand pounds today La la la la la (innit!) I got it in the post just now Ha ha ha ha ha (innit!) So all you fuckin twats can go, like, Wa wa wa wa wa. (innit!) Who's lovely? Subject: NO SERIOUSLY, WTF? Date: May 10 2005 05:28:55 PM Author: WTF? Are you trying to tell me that fucking CANADA has better bagels than NYC? I guess you've never plucked a fresh baked bagel at 430am off of the rack at Columbia bagels. Subject: quit your bitching and dont read it Date: May 09 2005 11:22:27 PM Author: poorbaby if you consistently dont like the magazine/site, dont fucking read them. p.s. those bitches were hot. Subject: Racist Date: May 06 2005 08:50:30 PM Author: Uh... You know, I grew up white, liberal and terrified of offending anyone due to their race etc. But, I don:t like being bullied by PC crybabys They just had a holocaust memorial here in L.A. yesterday. It was 4 hours long. Shit. My buddy said "Coulda been worse" I said "Yeah, they could have stolen their fillings and gassed their families..." Subject: the homo view Date: May 05 2005 10:06:43 PM Author: furburger killing an animal for purely cosmetic reasons is wrong, cruel and arrogant, no matter how hot (or in this case, not so hot) the wearer may be. Subject: Montreal Date: May 05 2005 02:37:48 PM Author: Jack Ass Fuck Montreal??? Fuck you and the US...that's right THE U.S. OF FUCK ME IN THE ASS A. Subject: worst ever Date: May 05 2005 11:15:00 AM Author: james Worst Does ever. Those chicks aren't even hot, for shit's sake. Subject: I want the last minute of my life back. Date: May 03 2005 11:39:50 PM Author: Pox Really. Some trendy fuck pointed me to your "Do's & Don't's". Totally ugly people in shitty clothes in both and that's pretty-much it. Not to mention poorly-taken photos with copy that took me longer to read than it took you to write. Fuck. Subject: disturbed Date: May 03 2005 10:32:08 AM Author: troubled I feel like a racist fool just rap.ed my brain for 5 minutes. i need to read "commondreams.org" to feel better... Subject: who is your daddy "vice?" Date: May 03 2005 10:27:50 AM Author: troubled when did vice get sold to the corporate machine? who owns it now? I am gonna start my own magazine called: "VIRTUE" and its gonna be everything that vice isn't... peace to those with developed ethical minds. (not hte writer of this timewaster) Subject: this Date: May 02 2005 09:14:20 AM Author: pasted by proxy Who the fuck is writing that crap? Is it bring your retarded brother to work day? You suck. Use your talent to write a suicide note and then jam the pen into your eye, fuck. Subject: request Date: May 01 2005 11:10:23 PM Author: kevin can you be funny again? I'm beginning to think you were never funny and I just grew up. Prove me wrong. Be original and funny. I need something to read at work. Subject: duh. Date: May 01 2005 09:44:40 PM Author: desiree the caption about babes & notbabes...i swear has been used before. you just took out a thesaurus & tried to show it off as new. way to be. Subject: botherington- smythe Date: May 01 2005 06:21:57 PM Author: north now definitely.... wow. those birds are actually shit though, you just probably stood there and murmured the word vice.. and they thought you were so grand... you probably never shagged either trhough. loser x Subject: Trendy Bitches Date: May 01 2005 01:04:31 AM Author: Brad Damn, the girls that vice runs as babes are totally lame. They make me want to travel accross the country and burn down the Urban Outfitters so that we might actually develop some regional distinctiveness and good taste. And I mean, they look like fucking hippies trying to blend into some disgusting 80's club scene. What, she's wearing something weird and has a halfway decent face and all of a sudden she's the babe of everyone's dreams? Fuuuuck that. Subject: "gavin mcinnes" Date: Apr 30 2005 11:40:08 AM Author: Cashmere I'm pretty sure dood uses caps every now and then Subject: paul banks? Date: Apr 29 2005 11:02:25 PM Author: gavin mcinnes was paul banks buying those huge glasses while telgraphing in the last interpol record, or did the crazy prescription make it so he couldn't see that the killers replaced his band and made the most mediocre album since the last several records vice records put out (way to go on the stills jack asses) death from above 1979 is boring and sounds like a million other wanker bands that just heard braniac and realized they could make money from ripping that shit off. way to jump on the cass mccombs' tip a few years too late. but yeah peta still sucks shit. fur is so soft it's like wearing mashed potatoes Subject: whoa whoa weeeird Date: Apr 29 2005 04:12:54 PM Author: c'est moi so weird...i went to school with the stoned model guy in the bottom picture. he was kind of a douche. Subject: me 2 Date: Apr 28 2005 10:36:26 PM Author: That guy speaks truth - you watch the videos on the PETA site and you'll never be quite right again. Seeing animals skinned alive is really, really upsetting. I used to hate PETA, but I have to tip my hat to them - they were right. While we're on the topic, I used to think Greenpeace was a bunch of shitbags, but I read the articles on global warming in the New Yorker and it turns out maybe they were ahead of their time as well. Cynicism is for retarted tweens. Subject: Peta Sucks Date: Apr 28 2005 07:35:20 PM Author: Peta Sucks Peta Sucks. I like how they're against pets. Show your hippy friends that episode of Penn and Teller's "Bullshit" where they elabourate on how many animals they euthanise each year, how some of their senior members are diabetic (and survive only thanks to insulin, a medical technology from animals(cows)) and how they support Earth first who are basically stupid hippy terrorists. I think it would be funny to splash pigs blood on them like they do that paint thing to fur coats. it'd be awesome. i'm off to get me a veal sandwich now. Subject: Fur Date: Apr 27 2005 03:54:57 PM Author: CambodiaHoliday Sorry....but fur does look very very hot on women. WHat the fuck do you think cavmen wore to survive back in the day? \ If it wasn't for god given fur, we would have never survived as a race. God gave us animals to A) eat B) skin and make clothes out of. People Eating Tasty Animals ah ha ha ha ha email me at cross_bond@yahoo.com if you're a fur lover too! Subject: fur Date: Apr 27 2005 01:31:15 PM Author: *station* guys, pull your heads out of your asses. If you don't think fur is the worst fucking thing go to peta.com and check out the skinning video. You can joke all you like but it's about the most wrong thing ever. Yes, worse than the recent issues of vice. Subject: say what Date: Apr 26 2005 09:02:29 PM Author: Mr. Doesntgetjokes i don't get why paul banks is called anna winterpol... is that his old lady name? Subject: stupid Date: Apr 26 2005 04:40:23 PM Author: Ted that piece of shit in the National Alliance one looks like the shithead, older college-boy dipshit named Brent that dated Cindy Mancini after Ronald Miller dumped her in "Can't Buy Me Love"...ie "an asswipe". Also, the "babes" in that other one look like fucking twats. Subject: ponytails Date: Apr 26 2005 02:59:48 PM Author: NIZZLE "...the ponytails will shoot through the ceiling." amen. Subject: Pain. Date: Apr 26 2005 12:08:38 PM Author: Ricky Tart It hurts when i piss. Is that normal? Subject: no but seriously Date: Apr 26 2005 11:38:44 AM Author: yeah you guys just sound a little bit stupider now. as in: less smart. or rather: not smart. Subject: i Date: Apr 26 2005 04:10:01 AM Author: i you are right. white people ARE hotter. Subject: Aryan freaks Date: Apr 25 2005 06:48:48 PM Author: massimo Those white people are good looking in the most sexless way ever. The dude especially just looks neutered and the space creature that's trailing him is obviously gorgeous but too creepy. I suppose it does enforce the whole Rivendale/Valhalla weirdness of white heritage ideals. Not exactly fuckable. Subject: do and donts are so 2004 Date: Apr 25 2005 04:09:30 PM Author: poobag the do's and don'ts used to be really funny but now they just suck. just kidding. Subject: girls on fashion Date: Apr 25 2005 02:11:26 PM Author: pootang Why do girls read fashion magazines? FOR OTHER GIRLS - so we can out outfit each other. We already know we don't have to exert any effort whatsoever for you nutsacks. Subject: Montreal. Date: Apr 25 2005 09:07:23 AM Author: Jmc New York ruins itself on a daily basis. That's the lifeblood of the city. Whole industries growing like mold on the carcasses of dead trends. Every so often you need real people from a real city like Montreal, that has been silently doing its thing for about 150 years, to tell you what the fuck is what. Way to go Vice. And fuck you New York. Montreal is the new New York, but full of good drugs and love. Which makes you the new... I dunno. Cairo. Subject: winter Date: Apr 24 2005 06:57:24 PM Author: barbie the chick in the fur isn't that hot...but the winter punk was cool...keep it up Subject: this shit is awesome! Date: Apr 24 2005 05:58:30 PM Author: mikey bagels? I LOVE bagels!! and montreal!!! I really care about this shit and this is the first magazine to speak to my interests!!!! Subject: model girls? Date: Apr 24 2005 05:16:00 PM Author: 1234 Who gives two shits about fashion yuppie bitches? The guy that writes this sneaks off every night to beat off to old episodes of Sex and The City. Subject: vice advice Date: Apr 24 2005 02:00:49 PM Author: marksman fuck montreal. seriously, canada? come on. Subject: ho Date: Apr 23 2005 01:29:27 PM Author: hi alguien ahi? Subject: Naked Leopard Date: Apr 23 2005 08:25:10 AM Author: Cashmere I laughed out loud reading about the chick who dances to m.i.a every night. THAT should have been the DO. But who gives a shit if it's merely 'okay'. Her shit's so tight you know you'd dance along too if you were there. Her - "What can I get for ten dolla?" You - "Anyting you want" Subject: hello Date: Apr 22 2005 07:54:24 PM Author: hello that IRAK SUCKS is so funny !! I'm sure it forces anyone around to lighten up Subject: dangerous des Date: Apr 22 2005 06:22:30 PM Author: sheeeit shut the fuck up! fuckin assholes get on here tryin to be peace keepers. well mr voice of reason i think youre a fuckin loser Subject: greener grass, better bagels Date: Apr 22 2005 05:01:05 PM Author: Dangerous Des I know we all want to hold onto our hometowns and when some elitist trend-documenting publication causes everyone to jizz their pants we are rightfully annoyed, but a magazine doesnt ruin a city. Anyone can establish themselves as the apotheosis of local culture commentary. Make your own parasitic "fashion" rag. Subject: nit picking Date: Apr 22 2005 04:43:08 PM Author: jackson I love people who try so fucking hard to make a comeback or find fault when it doesn't matter just to attempt to one up someone. Bravo Letterman we all think you're a comedic genious now after you brought that absolutely pointless detail to our attention. The point of the joke isn't something trivial as whether or not they're Amish or Mennonites which are basically the same belief system. What are you the kid in sixth grade who tells the teacher she made a spelling error on the black board? "Um Mrs. Conacher didn't you forget to give us homework?" You dickweed. Subject: the fashion girl Date: Apr 22 2005 02:18:59 PM Author: huh? isn't that the bassplayer from mob stereo? Subject: bagles Date: Apr 22 2005 01:43:58 PM Author: sheeeit i like how it even matters who has the best bagles, bagles taste like shit everywhere. thats like saying our homeless smell better than yours Subject: fur is purty Date: Apr 22 2005 01:44:37 PM Author: dicklick FYI twats, not all homos hate fur. We just hate it when it's encircling a vulva. Subject: i've totally Date: Apr 22 2005 01:43:53 PM Author: seen better that is so not a good picture of paul banks. Subject: whatevs Date: Apr 22 2005 11:14:16 AM Author: naked leopard Fur girl is 100% on there 'cause she's pretty (hair is hot too). But, looks like somebody dances to M.I.A. in their apartment every night. This is not a do. This is an okay... Disco tits is fucking hot. I wanna kiss that blemish... Fat punk and stiletto girl are standard Vice fare (NYs huge man) but the rest of it makes no sense. Please refer to some of your old issues and come back next month strong. I mean, 9/11 necessarily changed the city but it shouldn't have changed a fluff magazine. Where's the snottiness? Subject: - Date: Apr 22 2005 11:22:59 AM Author: - finally someone agrees with me that montreal bagels are better than ny ones! Subject: comments Date: Apr 22 2005 09:23:19 AM Author: j e s s e vice ruined a city, LOL. some people would think that. and fuck fur. excessiveness is not cool. but maybe being offensive is. so vice 'ran it' ps- i love this magazine/website.. Subject: fuuuuuuuck! Date: Apr 22 2005 01:53:15 AM Author: Roddy if this doesn't put "beingness" back on the map, then the terrorists DEFINATELY have won... Subject: Who the fuck indeed Date: Apr 22 2005 12:59:07 AM Author: Monstevr Um... everyone at Bard? Subject: Move home please Date: Apr 22 2005 12:46:03 AM Author: Keatso Thanks Vice for documenting the city you helped ruin Subject: asdfasd Date: Apr 21 2005 06:42:50 PM Author: asdfasd those are mennonites asshole. |
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