DOS & DON'TS

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  I was totally on and seducing the shit out of this chick but when the clock struck midnight my buzz wore off and she saw me for who I really am.
  
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  Babysitting money is some pretty good scratch, but hanging around playgrounds dressed like an aging Serbian war criminal might not be the best way to find new clients.
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