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  I've been staring at this guy for almost an hour now trying to figure out how he got that body to that size. It's mesmerizing. Originally I was going to make a crack about leprechauns, but that seems pretty distasteful in light of the alcoholism. Let's just go with shrink-ray for now. At least it explains the boots.
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  Is there anything in the world hotter than a set of busted teeth? Not rotting-out-of-her-face bad, but just mangled to the point where you can’t stop picturing that one snaggletooth bouncing over your nutsack like “Hi there!”
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