yo, on May 13 2009 04:43:09 PM wrote: whatever, i say: thumbs up! cool lookin dude.
Date: Apr 29 2008 03:39:27 PM Author: HELL RELL
this dude is obv a male prostitute b. you dont even know the array of buttplugs in that pleather bag. do you know? you dont even know. he looks mad bored too like his last john was an old white guy who just wanted to watch him take a shit.
Subject: the l Date: Aug 09 2007 10:30:17 PM Author: cat
ha, i think i was in that same car where this picture was taken
He is thinking "BOLLOX... I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET TO MY LOSERS GROUP WITH OUT ANYONE SEEING ME.. BUT NO... NOT EVEN THE BAG COVERED ME. THIS CUNT JUST SWERVED TO THE LEFT WITH THAT CAMERA AND HAS CAUGHT ME FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE" ! ! ! !
It would have been better if he just sat there bare foot...! ! ! !
Subject: Hat Date: Jul 25 2007 07:45:35 AM Author: Ken
Yeah, that's not a bowler hat.
Subject: OMFG, never be caught casual!!!! Date: Jul 24 2007 07:59:45 AM Author: Mendal
Sport sandals are fucking awesome. It's the middle of summer, guys. We don't always need to look like we are going to appear on the cover of People magazine.
Who cares? You people are likely wearing X-large sweatpants covered in cheeto dust.
Subject: hmm Date: Jul 19 2007 02:20:04 PM Author: b
weak. these USED to be funny...
and fuck everyone on that L train
Subject: ladies´ opinions? I got one Date: Jul 15 2007 11:50:21 AM Author: fuck haute couture
okay, my opinion from the female point of view is that looking like a bummed-out, broke-ass, East-Indian Chuck Mangione is NOT a do.
I´d also like to take this opportunity to implore the young men of the world to QUIT GROWING FUCKING DAD-BEARDS. Seriously. The only broads that like that shit, are, in VICE´s own terms, the ones that "got fucked by their dad[s]". The rest of us are somewhat turned off by a face full of steel wool, thanks.
I don't know why people keep justifying dress headwear with casual clothing, you can't do it. A t-shirts bad, but paired with sandals.. horrible. If the shirt doesn't have a collar, forget about wearing a dress hat.
Subject: you find hats altogether demeaning to Date: Jul 13 2007 01:21:32 PM Author: your innate sensibilities laddie? pity.
perhaps a nice truckers hat is in order - is that what you're saying, laddie ?
those fucking hats piss me off. fedoras, bowlers and fucking top hats too, of which lately i've been seeing hundreds. if you are not:
1. wicked old
2. mr. belvedere
or
3: abe fucking lincoln
then you look like you're trying wayy too hard. those old man fisherman hats ain't for you either, junior. even if you're on a fishing boat.
Subject: suck dick Date: Jul 13 2007 08:52:11 AM Author: Tony Badassassino
Hey guys I suck dick for a living!
Subject: ska hats suck (STILL!) Date: Jul 13 2007 08:45:16 AM Author: comic book guy
these are the lame-asses who run williamsburg today and buy shit from vice advertisers
Subject: Girl in Grey Date: Jul 13 2007 03:39:32 AM Author: Wait just ONE HOT MINUTE
Has anyone noticed the total DO that's sitting just a metre up that bench? I am sure someone else has noticed but I can't be arsed scrolling down the whole page.
Subject: kaiser soze Date: Jul 13 2007 02:15:36 AM Author: ...
this dont confused me until i scrolled all the way down.
the top looks like someone you wouldnt fuck with
but the shoes say he'd never catch me anyway.
so maybe he's even MORE intimidating.
bitch. i could catch you even with these fucked up shoes.
Subject: this and that Date: Jul 12 2007 11:46:58 PM Author: The Semiotician
'Zat Eddie Brannan (the original, irrevocable "Do")?
Subject: fkn love a clockwork orange Date: Jul 12 2007 11:33:03 PM Author: jayme
if he actually dressed like the droogs, this would be a do.
and this guy would not be 37 year old closet virgin.
Subject: hellahyphy Date: Jul 12 2007 11:07:02 PM Author: bolo
a-ha! we're figgering racial differences on the basis of one little photo. cool!
Subject: Arabs are hot right now Date: Jul 12 2007 08:09:43 PM Author: whitey
He's so hot but for that bag and shoes. I'm not totally sold on the pants either. But I'll take him from his dick up.
Subject: the "singin' in the rain routine" Date: Jul 12 2007 05:48:43 PM Author: comic book guy
that means to sexually assault him, right? this guy needs to get sexually assaulted is the gist?
Subject: mmm, smacks of deja vu Date: Jul 12 2007 04:28:20 PM Author: chdlb
Wow, sport sandals, gay pinstripe pants, and the infamous pimped out bowler hat.Thats all three. Thats like being moronic, fashion retarded and gay.
Subject: i bet Date: Jul 12 2007 04:16:26 PM Author: he goes to fashion school
and makes lines of couture ensembles that sorta make it but only within his close circle of friends. nobody else in the world goes to his fashion shows.
Subject: fill it to the rim...with brim Date: Jul 12 2007 03:49:45 PM Author: zheik
an actual bowler wouln't be that bad..but this guys brim should be straightened and stingier....Sandals are dangerous to wear in a city---esp. NYC.
Subject: Bowling for shite Date: Jul 12 2007 03:14:47 PM Author: I'll have some fruit with that bowl
Er - isn't that a trilby? I am from England so I should bloody know, old bean.
Sport flops???...(!)....he probably has some regular shoes from Ross (and socks) in his purse. As well as a sweater. And some condoms. And mayby some "body spray"...and he's going downtown to some benefit art show where people drink five dollar shitty mojitos and glasses of wine and loook at paintings and say stuff, then listen to a crappy lesbian band, then say more stuff. And he will be there trying to hit on Art School Girls, but the stuff he says about art gives him away as a desparate, boorish clod. So he goes home alone, and in the morning, he calls in sick to his job at the F
seems like someone came from Hauppauge to make it big in the big city, brought his one act and ended up here.
Subject: enough already about flip flops Date: Jul 12 2007 02:02:00 PM Author: but, they are nauseatingly good fodder
oh for british security forces to board the car and drill him full of holes.
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