Asperger’s Syndrome is where your brain randomly chooses a thing for you to devote your entire existence to. It can be as lame as trains but when it’s an awesome t-shirt you become an awesome t-shirt.
Subject: Pants!? Date: Mar 11 2008 04:29:07 AM Author: Mr. Mofo
What the hades is up with those pants? Swastikas and some made-up Dungeons & Dragons language on the knees! Where you can you even buy stuff like that, it's not home-made for sure.
Subject: fucking rocking it Date: Nov 21 2007 02:39:01 PM Author: Lizzi
Oh my god whoever said Daniel Johnston that is exactly what I was thinking.
Subject: i recognize the background Date: Oct 12 2007 03:09:16 PM Author: llenny
Amsterdam! where f*cked-up people roam the streets
Subject: My God Date: Aug 25 2007 11:41:55 AM Author: the std-lady
does anyone else get the feeling that this is jesus?
Subject: DAY-UM Date: Aug 06 2007 02:40:01 PM Author: RUB
This guy is possibly the coolest person alive.
I would like to make a T-Shirt out of this picture.
Subject: is that... Date: Aug 03 2007 12:25:10 PM Author: Joe Aiden Williams
this guy is a veteran soldier on the front lines of the war between homeless crazies and ironic LA "bras" over who has the right to wear a t-shirt with a picture of their own face on it
God almighty, what the fuck is going on with this guy! I wish I were related to him. Wait a minute. No, I don't. I wish one of my friends were related to him so I could spend my days hearing about the interesting and weird things he does all day instead of going to work and earning money.
Subject: wrong Date: Jul 12 2007 02:10:55 PM Author: No
I have AS ... it is not like that ... there is an entire spectrum. Imagine everyone communicating and you can't communicate because your interested in Quantum theory so when people start to stare, you can't read there stares and then someone someone thinks your being cute so they give you a hug and since you avoid being touched you freak out when they do ... all the while, you cant look people in the eye and have a really underdeveloped sense of irony.
Subject: hp Date: Jul 12 2007 12:27:59 PM Author: woot
... either Vice doesn't know what Asperger's Syndrome is, or this is its first attempt to nudge an alternate definition into the OED.
Subject: send in the clowns Date: Jul 11 2007 11:46:38 AM Author: chdlb
Actually, it is the 'merry olde court jester' he is 'aspiring' for or channeling here isnt it?
just calling it like it looks...
Subject: syndromes Date: Jul 11 2007 11:28:11 AM Author: dodo
asperger's?
ass-burger's
ass-purger's
ass-parlor
es-bueno!
asprin-ers
ass-burglar
esperanto
Subject: dumb Date: Jul 11 2007 11:25:31 AM Author: slodo
"lame as trains"? what the fuck is that? dumb.
Subject: polly Date: Jul 11 2007 09:53:34 AM Author: wolly
you're all cunts. this guy helped save Harry Potter in the last movie, so he's o.k. by me
Subject: whoa Date: Jul 11 2007 08:17:05 AM Author: nelly
his shlong is hangin a foot down his left pant leg.
Subject: wow Date: Jul 11 2007 07:52:19 AM Author: nikki9lives
Now THIS is the exact kind of person I want to have operating the carnival rides I will attend in the future.
The Juggalos have gotten it all wrong.
Subject: danny Date: Jul 11 2007 07:39:06 AM Author: danny
i have aspbergers and i love pot
Subject: ASSPIES Date: Jul 11 2007 07:37:58 AM Author: ASSPIES
ASSPIES
Subject: ... Date: Jul 11 2007 04:10:11 AM Author: bolo
whats he packin in them upside-down jap pants eh?
Subject: uhh Date: Jul 11 2007 03:46:23 AM Author: Lizzooh
I would never "Do" this, or him.
Ever.
Subject: imagine Date: Jul 11 2007 03:15:31 AM Author: teatea
imagine seeing this guy while you're on hallucinagens
Subject: aspergers was invented Date: Jul 11 2007 02:30:35 AM Author: by bitter nerds
I lol'ed.
Subject: arguments can only be taken so far Date: Jul 11 2007 02:04:08 AM Author: then the big guns come out- skeared?
holy fuck- someone's due for conniption city soon. down, boy.
i think you'll make it if you form in your mind it's a foregone conclusion that from here on in, no one is gonna be right but you, okay ? there, there... better? baby waaanaa bottle?
Subject: harry potterist theoretical perspective Date: Jul 11 2007 01:58:28 AM Author: sweetnicity
he doesn't really suffer from anything, he's just a huge mad-eye moody fan...
Subject: You know nothing. Date: Jul 11 2007 01:48:39 AM Author: v
"Asperger’s Syndrome is where your brain randomly chooses a thing for you to devote your entire existence to."
False.
Subject: i appreciate your talking points Date: Jul 11 2007 01:31:12 AM Author: you really are the king...of assburger
holee sheeeit, someone's bitter, it's like king of the mountain!
Subject: RE: I am right Date: Jul 11 2007 12:59:34 AM Author: You fuck
You stupid, insipid cunt. I never said Vice has to be PC, they should just get their facts straight and be funny again--in general. Your defininition of Asperger's did not differ from mine in any way. You are bullshit, as are your talking points. I don't see you being funny either, so go eat a steaming bowl of fuck off a homeless man's ass.
Subject: prophet Date: Jul 11 2007 12:35:13 AM Author: unservicable
daniel johnston?
Subject: i am Date: Jul 11 2007 12:24:21 AM Author: right
dear corrections,
if you are going to correct it is important to have your facts right. asperger's is an autism spectrum disorder, but not necessarily a mild form of autism. so really, the captions not so far off the mark.
more importantly, you're one to call someone on not being funny. and what an ultimatum, be PC-funny or else no one will post? uuuuuh huh.
Subject: N I C E Date: Jul 11 2007 12:23:22 AM Author: routine
Awesome.
Subject: assburger, billions Date: Jul 11 2007 12:16:57 AM Author: served
this fool suffers no fools. i see its inherent irony. thanks vice. that was really inventive of you.
Subject: america Date: Jul 11 2007 12:04:01 AM Author: David Bryne
his umbrellas sheathed now but just you wait; as soon as the rain comes he'll be fighting off dose motha fuckas like it ain't no thang
Subject: i see there is a meaning to Date: Jul 11 2007 12:02:42 AM Author: vice's methodology
i dunno about that. assburger huh? i think you picked this pic so you could write ass burger, am i right?
L.A. is so warm and easy and greasy you can almost smell the balls the second you get out of the airport.
I never understood where that phrase "Don't blow a lot of smoke up my ass" came from, but I get the feeling he might have had something to do with it.
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