How can you go wrong with a couple of cherry balls on your face and the teeth of a homeless man from 1604? Well, two broken purses and a penis is a good start.

yo, on May 13 2009 05:04:52 PM wrote:
I LOVE THIS GUY!!!

this is the kind of dude you WILL accidentally meet in the unlikeliest places should you EVER decide to "just do acid and see what happens"


Date: May 28 2008 06:44:32 AM
Author: Butch Boyce

New Back to the future movies? looks like old Christopher Lloyd didnt age as well as we hoped.



Date: May 16 2008 02:19:57 PM
Author: Pinot Griegio

Meth kills.



Subject: he's real?!
Date: Mar 13 2008 09:35:48 AM
Author: muffin pants

Oh come on... hot!

Haha, no, really, did this pop outta a bad trip or something?



Subject: 000
Date: Jan 06 2008 06:29:08 AM
Author: 000

hahahahahaha"Underwear is personal oppression"All you'd have to do is take this photo to Iraq and show it to soldiers and say"You are defending his right to do this"and they'd be home by Friday.



Subject: the personal is political
Date: Jul 28 2007 12:29:00 AM
Author: no oppression!

a subject used for a fringe market thesis that's often written by an intersex-anarchafeminist scholar. imagine the monologue: this is 'jane'. she lives in a temporary autonomous zone [ie schizophrenia] and supports the 'struggle' against 'personal oppression' [ie no underpants].



Subject: FINALLY!
Date: Jul 17 2007 03:13:47 PM
Author: sweet relief

SOMETHING FUNNY!

THERE MAY STILL BE HOPE LEFT FOR THE DO'S AND DONT'S.

ENOUGH WITH THE STUPID HIPSTERS, HOW BOUT MORE PLAIN OLD "INTERESTING" PEOPLE!



Subject: la de dah
Date: Jul 15 2007 10:16:09 PM
Author: he/she

haha drop dead fred.."look, cobwebs"



Subject: ..
Date: Jul 09 2007 12:31:06 AM
Author: scared


he looks like a blonde Drop Dead Fred!



Subject: i miss
Date: Jul 05 2007 08:22:31 PM
Author: aww

Tel Aviv...



Subject: Shitcorpse
Date: Jul 05 2007 06:39:36 PM
Author: Mckeats

Shitcorpse ,shitcorpse when will you die?
We cant wait too long so dont make us cry.
We know you have aids and many other std's
But they take too long so die shitcorpse,please



Subject: the man with balls on his head
Date: Jul 03 2007 02:28:22 PM
Author: spunkynutz

He looks like a gypsy



Subject: woo
Date: Jul 03 2007 07:30:35 AM
Author: Rocky racoon

Tel Aviv represent!



Subject: tel aviv
Date: Jul 02 2007 07:05:26 AM
Author: donald

this is in Tel Aviv, I've seen this cunt walking around. Once I punched him in the face and 3 sevens came up but the only thing that came out of his mouth was a jet stream of puke, not gold coins.



Subject: MY COCK
Date: Jul 01 2007 12:25:30 AM
Author: MIKE HAWK

I think this guy is a total do. Not a dont. Hes breaking new ground here people.



Subject: yes
Date: Jun 29 2007 06:28:24 PM
Author: isn'

tit



Subject: j
Date: Jun 29 2007 04:57:49 PM
Author: j

THank god for mental illness



Subject: ..
Date: Jun 29 2007 12:10:09 PM
Author: ..

ummm.... are you sure he has a penis?



Subject: isnt
Date: Jun 29 2007 09:53:14 AM
Author: it

'america, the beautiful' isnt it



Subject: lolzozozlz
Date: Jun 29 2007 09:44:05 AM
Author: ashley

HAHAHAHAH love the first part of the caption



Subject: yaa
Date: Jun 29 2007 09:36:17 AM
Author: funnyhu

id put this in the dos



Subject: .
Date: Jun 29 2007 02:30:52 AM
Author: .

PS: He's 37



Subject: death and disease
Date: Jun 29 2007 02:29:34 AM
Author: hj

Ever see a fucked up mangy dieing wild animal and wonder how its still breathing?....



Subject: dang drifters
Date: Jun 29 2007 01:26:32 AM
Author: bolo

i like how people use the term homeless instead of bum or tramp. god forbid we offend the 'homeless community'. i think the real dont is that key strap necklace thing, like them rubber band yellow bracelets.



Subject: hey
Date: Jun 28 2007 11:44:46 PM
Author: HT

Oh my god this is Carson Cressley in thirty years!



Subject: now i get it
Date: Jun 28 2007 10:54:41 PM
Author: Leela

This is leather jacket/hanging labia woman's bf.



Subject: cut the crap
Date: Jun 28 2007 10:47:08 PM
Author: Vane$$a

I'm saying that at times our esteemed DOs and DON'Ts guru will DO a minority for the sheer unrestrainable joy of the shite eatin' grin on their puss, even though that individual, not their race, is obviously a wack purveyor of nothing Viceland cool. And then all the little white brainwashed libs on this board come around and talk about how much they want the outsider, who they won't even make eye contact with on the street, to be their new BFF. So why not DO this guy? He's as happy looking as anyone else. Let's coo like little babies over him because he's a fucking hopeless, albeit happy as h



Subject: rock the cradle of love
Date: Jun 28 2007 09:00:24 PM
Author: Clark Griswold

The downfall of Billy Idol



Subject: Minority?
Date: Jun 28 2007 08:45:00 PM
Author: drstrangelove

Hey Vane$$a.. Didn't you once say you were a jew?



Subject: D I S G U S T I NG
Date: Jun 28 2007 08:35:18 PM
Author: Dr. Fate


this is vile, you should have the deceny to NOT show such people on here ... its pathological and mean spirited.

I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel. I hate you vice.



Subject: i am i be
Date: Jun 28 2007 06:53:51 PM
Author: Brown Julius

wait a minute. so, vanessa, you're saying this dude being happy is like a minority being happy - that normally it'd be a don't but because they're genuinely happy it elevates it to a DO? you're equating being a minority with: having cherries tatted on your forehead, missing your fronts, being a busted ass queen wearing housekeys on a lanyard around the neck, gypsy coin shawl cummerbund, paper thin velour blouseskirt and raggedy shins???



Subject: queer eye
Date: Jun 28 2007 04:15:24 PM
Author: tom t

haha it does look like the dude from queer eye. what i wanna know is what kind of lightbulb goes off in someone's head saying: "i think i'll tattoo my face today!"?



Subject: creepy gay alwys = don't
Date: Jun 28 2007 04:10:20 PM
Author: Vane$$a

Every once in a while you need to take a picture like this and just say it's a "DO." Doesn't the overt joy excuse work for this picture like it does for minorities? "Sure, they're wack as hell, but look, it's a really, really happy minority! DO!" Well, this guy's really fucking happy so I say DO. You need to live a little outside this box you've created.



Subject:
Date: Jun 28 2007 03:40:21 PM
Author: Brown Julius

hot carl! dude is so wrong that he's right. if he can be as foul as this, and still be smiling that big fat delusional, but genuine, smile, i have to say nice work. ignorance is bliss.



Subject: d2345
Date: Jun 28 2007 03:20:33 PM
Author: 32454656

i see crazy fucking ppl all the time, open ur eyes



Subject: hmm?
Date: Jun 28 2007 02:45:43 PM
Author: ge

where does one find these kinds of people? are they the people just out of the corner of your eye where you think "damn, something there is askew" and don't bother to actually turn around and check?



Subject: again with the face tattoos?
Date: Jun 28 2007 02:06:02 PM
Author: Oxford

Carson!



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Naked ladies are pretty, even to people that aren’t sexually attracted to women. However, having a woman spread her gash on your back for the rest of your life is totally fucking insane. How white trash are you? Did you grow up in the garbage?
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You’re only young enough to wear Alexandre Herchcovitch and Jeremy Scott for about five years so you might as well get fucked out of your mind, blow all your cash and make fun of the rest of us for being such pussies.

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