The idea behind girls dressing up is to show you the nude body without showing you the nude body. You can do that with slits and skin and cut offs or you can just drap a silk condom over the whole thing and say, “Here it is.”
Date: Apr 27 2008 10:49:44 PM Author: Philips DVD Player
give it a one-eighty, and i swear you'll be face-to-face with a man, baby, a man.
Subject: and laughter Date: Jan 23 2008 02:30:28 PM Author: Maarlen Bierhat
Ahaha, I bet she has assymetrical labia.
Subject: nassitall Date: Dec 09 2007 03:54:39 PM Author: Dave(muhfuckin)Smith
or you could not, and spare the world your shapeless ass.
Subject: this is silly. Date: Oct 15 2007 06:28:42 PM Author: s
this person has a build like a man- I'm sure thats already just had to be mentioned of course- but they have no waist and their hips are about 8 inches too below their non existent ass. I assume their full body condom is for MY protection and everyone else's.
Subject: umm Date: Oct 13 2007 07:33:23 PM Author: meliquoi
someone needs to tell this bitch that mudflapps are gross, dont show them off like thier hot.
SADDLEBAGS!!!! i have my flaws but i thank god every day that i don't have those things. they're like arse shelves or something. somewhere to put things when you get tired of carrying them in your hands.
I am pretty sure no verry sure that's not even a woman.
Subject: flab wat Date: Jun 28 2007 11:34:53 PM Author: diana
she needs to do some butt crunches. hey beeyatch hit me up im the master butt cruncher.
Subject: No Date: Jun 27 2007 09:13:42 PM Author: what the fuck
Legs aren't supposed to curve these ways. Uh-uh.
Subject: um Date: Jun 20 2007 08:02:58 PM Author: anonymous
Swear to god I've seen more subtle outfits get a DON'T. Vice is contradicting itself....
Subject: guy guy guy Date: Jun 19 2007 01:53:42 AM Author: dolphin magic
it's a guy, gavin's gay, later ass-watchers!
Subject: ahaha Date: Jun 18 2007 05:02:51 AM Author: fernanda
"drap". retards.
Subject: jihad '07 Date: Jun 18 2007 03:49:28 AM Author: sinbad
she looks like she got handled by seagulls or she just shit her pants!!!
on a side note what's everyone's favorite beer?
Subject: ..... Date: Jun 17 2007 12:20:24 AM Author: PS
PS that ass is hideous
Subject: gun club Date: Jun 17 2007 12:17:29 AM Author: you're a man
NO, it is not an upside down muffin top. The term is "saddlebags".
Subject: You've made it work. Date: Jun 16 2007 09:39:17 PM Author: 14E
Nice ass.
Nice shoes.
That is all.
Subject: skank sinatra Date: Jun 16 2007 01:33:29 PM Author: he say...
after an eigth of coke this would be a filthy wrong do...
Subject: _ Date: Jun 16 2007 01:06:05 AM Author: -
this is not a "Do".......it's a "Dude"!
Subject: - Date: Jun 15 2007 06:56:49 PM Author: a
ohmigod i got a project for y'all,everyone copy and paste the photo into a picture program and turn down the brightness and you will see all the nasty stains on this girl.
N.A.S.T.Y.
Subject: oh wait, i just realized something!!! Date: Jun 15 2007 06:11:40 PM Author: Clark Griswald
if that dipshit in the back wasn't a hippie he would be the DO. why? look at those shoes. they are the exact same shoes cousin eddy gives clark in vacation!! now that is a fucking DO!!!!
Subject: the true identity Date: Jun 15 2007 06:06:50 PM Author: Clark Griswald
Alexis Arquette
Subject: human turd pile in body stocking Date: Jun 15 2007 05:47:25 PM Author: chdlb
Dear Vice; Please, no more aging & balding shemale images. I just finished lunch and it is so hard to keep it in my stomach upon seeing this kind of human turd pile. thanks.
Subject: tgif Date: Jun 15 2007 05:32:13 PM Author: gun club
Weird, she had upside-down muffin top.
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 15 2007 04:14:53 PM Author: futha
vice take note: close-ups of ASS, sublime.
MORE pieces please.
Subject: wow Date: Jun 15 2007 01:56:52 PM Author: Nikki9Lives
These women need to lay of the laxitives.
It's like she's trying like hell to keep the poop from comming out.
Subject: hrm Date: Jun 15 2007 01:45:22 PM Author: whoah
are you sure that's a chick and not a chick with a dick?
Subject: Date: Jun 15 2007 01:21:53 PM Author: jj
great ass is a collaboration of ass and hips. she needs some hips.
Subject: truth Date: Jun 15 2007 12:45:27 PM Author: futha
she doesnt even have enough there for even one fucken CHEEK.
Subject: , Date: Jun 15 2007 12:41:09 PM Author: .
i'll take that as consent
Subject: fuckers Date: Jun 15 2007 12:36:41 PM Author: futha
not even sympathy so there, just let me exist
i'll play fair from now on
whattya say
Subject: fuckers Date: Jun 15 2007 12:35:11 PM Author: mutha
everything was incorrect except the dink part
true story
and i'm not asking for empathy here, alright fuckers
Subject: . Date: Jun 15 2007 12:31:14 PM Author: ,
u bastard
Subject: ;) / MF Date: Jun 15 2007 12:18:56 PM Author: bolo
would the severity of comments change if she wore something different
no, it would stay about the same. that or INCREASE
Subject: prudence Date: Jun 15 2007 11:59:19 AM Author: ; )
despite her shortcomings she demonstrates a lot of foresight don't you think (wearing white) ? i'm not saying its a good thing
whap whap whap whap
Subject: frisco manback Date: Jun 15 2007 11:46:14 AM Author: bolo
gotta admit, homeboy does have nice stems...
Subject: dirty hoes Date: Jun 15 2007 11:30:47 AM Author: jer
jesus christ.
you're absolutely correct about the gross stain!
what do you got, fuckin xray eyes or what?!
i think that guy she's talking to just got done peeing on her, that's what i think.
just remember: the customer is always right
Subject: . Date: Jun 15 2007 11:12:29 AM Author: .
you have NEVER seen a naked woman if you would ever think that is a man. men don't have saddlebags.
Subject: baked goods Date: Jun 15 2007 11:06:25 AM Author: Vane$$a
How cute. It's the Pillsbury Dough Bitch.
Subject: Top-tall Date: Jun 15 2007 10:44:41 AM Author: Deez Nuts
To quote Johnny Drama, "No way that girl is a ten. She's top-tall, bro." "What the hell is top tall?" "It means her torso is longer than her legs."
Subject: girl? Date: Jun 15 2007 10:21:48 AM Author: tim
what has to make me believe that this is a girl?
the clothes...?!?not really!
Subject: go franz Date: Jun 15 2007 10:09:23 AM Author: go bolo
the hair its just weird
Subject: type-o Date: Jun 15 2007 09:45:23 AM Author: kj
"drap"?
Subject: My Dreamgirl Date: Jun 15 2007 09:41:00 AM Author: Susie
she could be your perfect dreamgirl....
just like in this song!
http://fairtilizer.com/tracks/1370
Subject: who's got me lucky charms? Date: Jun 15 2007 09:24:19 AM Author: lol@u
So munchkins are a do? This chick reminds me of that movie "Under the Rainbow".
Subject: g Date: Jun 15 2007 08:37:34 AM Author: nism
only girls get saddlebags like those
Subject: no ass Date: Jun 15 2007 08:18:03 AM Author: ; )
this epitomizes 'longback'
Subject: bitches & hoes Date: Jun 15 2007 08:15:59 AM Author: ; )
someones hot to trot isn't it
Subject: hey guys.... Date: Jun 15 2007 07:57:06 AM Author: YFC
you can wrap up a guy's ass as much as you want, even put a bow and a wig on it. Its still a shit present.
Subject: E.T? Date: Jun 15 2007 06:45:11 AM Author: Turn
I tell you, that ass is melting
Subject: ho patrol Date: Jun 15 2007 06:35:19 AM Author: and that caption isn't really true
that's a hay weave. It'll give you bed bugs. Amazed the body suit doesn't have odd stains.
Subject: BOKE Date: Jun 15 2007 05:56:20 AM Author: Bloke
It's a bloke?
Subject: eww Date: Jun 15 2007 04:01:39 AM Author: Ms. Freaky
Bavarian veal sausage
or
thrombosis suit?
Subject: Totenkopf Date: Jun 15 2007 03:39:18 AM Author: Horrible
How the hell can this be a DO? That thing is deformed and her feet point inwards.
Subject: sigh Date: Jun 15 2007 01:56:57 AM Author: fuck haute couture
franz/mutha/bolo, I thought we had an agreement...
anyhoo this chick is fawkin nasty and no, my screen's not dirty, there actually is a stain of some sort running down her pants, and even if she were naked I would not touch her with a ten foot pole. More like "especially" if she were naked.
Subject: Or Date: Jun 15 2007 01:34:03 AM Author: Am I blind
Is that a bald spot in the back of her hair?
Subject: callthatanass Date: Jun 15 2007 01:23:31 AM Author: callthatanass
"Its a man, man"
Subject: wooot Date: Jun 15 2007 01:22:33 AM Author: sal paradise
Gavin... this is a dude. Really.
Subject: weird Date: Jun 15 2007 01:03:49 AM Author: looking
ass
Subject: this Date: Jun 15 2007 12:59:57 AM Author: orphans
"Here it is: A grossly deformed and misshapen pair of buttocks"
Subject: muthafutha Date: Jun 15 2007 12:09:37 AM Author: franz
it is written here first, immortalised,
that mutha futha is an absolute duece
Subject: uh Date: Jun 15 2007 12:09:37 AM Author: jer
wait why is this a do
the pants just make her butt look real weird and there's a gross stain all up and down her right leg
Subject: couldve been beter Date: Jun 15 2007 12:02:26 AM Author: franz
thats a shit foto.
cant see anything?
how can i judge if i cant see
Yeah, seeing a little girl on a horse is only “pretty cute” but what about the part where her and her other five year old buddies were fucking WHIPPING around the place like they’d been shot out of a cannon. It was one of those things where you only notice you screamed, “Holy Shit!” about a minute after it comes out of your mouth. Comments/Enlarge See all
Finally, the Women’s Studies department has agreed on the most acceptable way to approach a woman: Dress yourself up as an androgynous Christmas present that cries hearts and only talks about surprise parties.
THE XXXORCIST
Chris Nieratko: "Come Dorothy nel Mago di Oz ho ripetuto tre volte:“Accetto il pompino e non faccio causa".
INTERVISTA
FACCIA DA CULO
Ryan McGinley intervista Jack Walls, l'artista, ex-membro di gang, ex-eroinomane ed ex-fidanzato di Robert Mapplethorpe.
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E QUELLA CHE ROBA È?
L'amore è un diritto di tutti, ma questo non significa che puoi ingravidare un bovino se la tua ragazza ti rifiuta.
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I DOCUMENTARI E LA FOLLIA
Frederick Wiseman è il migliore regista di documentari al mondo. Ma è anche molto probabile che non abbiate mai visto i suoi film.
