Girls with guns are fucking hot and they give all guys a bulge in the front of their pants, but when she’s in Israel things get real dark real fast and the bulge ends up coming out the back of our pants instead.
gsus, on Oct 06 2009 03:40:08 PM wrote: a toma por culo
gooner, on Apr 21 2009 06:26:44 AM wrote: why's everybody gone so political here?
this is about fashion, and accessory-wise this broad beats the shit out of any gucci-girl.
total do.
Date: Jun 04 2008 11:32:59 PM Author: JL
I miss Detroit sometimes...
Date: Apr 16 2008 02:29:05 AM Author: mealy-mouthed zionist
1) Anarchists Against the Wall, an israeli organisation against the israeli state.
2) Neturei Karta, an anti-zionist ORTHODOX jewish group that supports the rights of palestinians.
Date: Apr 12 2008 12:05:07 AM Author: beastmahon
She wouldn't fuck me no matter how much I got my Jew on. She'd find out I was an arab-loving commie eventually anyway.
Subject: the Date: Mar 15 2008 02:44:00 AM Author: what
fuck
how is that a don't
fuck you vice
Subject: ??? Date: Feb 14 2008 03:00:29 AM Author: raid
what a uniform
Subject: whatever Date: Feb 03 2008 05:02:11 PM Author: pssshhhh
shhigger, if u r really in the army then good for you or whatever but im pretty sure that military service is COMPULSORY in israel so what do u mean "if u decided not to serve"? maybe im half drunk and misinformed or maybe u are FULL OF SHIT! if so, your lies disgrace everyone that ever died for anything..way to go.
Subject: Booooo Date: Dec 26 2007 07:52:30 PM Author: Booooo
Boo Israel, Boo Israeli army.
Subject: to all those haters. Date: Dec 08 2007 10:31:12 PM Author: shhigger
damn there are so many racist assholes in this site. I am a gunner in the Israeli defense force. in 18 months from now i am going to give back my M-16, my uniforms, and all the other sh#% and discharge. I serve my country, because it needs protection from all our neighbor - enemies. I ow it my life. because Israel is the only place for me to live. now, reading these comments, I understand more then ever why I should spend 3 years of my life doing this bullsh&%, and believe me, it's not enjoying doing this while knowing what I could have done with that time if only I decided not to serve.
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Subject: jew broads Date: Oct 08 2007 08:46:02 PM Author: korthefiend
quoting tony soprano: "there's nothing more useless than an unloaded gun."
also, I did it with a jew broad once. she had a furry asshole.
Now, Your senseless Chomskyite prattle is interesting, but following the angle of your Bullshit, you really should be asking this: What is the Sykes-Picot Agreement?
Ps: Why did'nt you rebut that bit about "Hitler being right", Mr/s "human rights"?
Subject: part 3 Date: Jul 29 2007 03:10:21 AM Author: gold stars
if you're reading ambrose, a plagiarist and nixon's biographer, then i suspect
that you don't read chomsky. it's worth noting that chomsky's a jew. he lived in israel and
fought for palestinian (human) rights. steer clear of right-wing think tanks and historical revisionists.
Subject: part 2 Date: Jul 29 2007 02:43:43 AM Author: gold stars
Israel's victory in the 1948 Arab-Israeli War 'expanded' the borders of the Jewish state beyond those envisaged by the UN partition plan.
question 2: what was the six-day war?
Subject: part 1 Date: Jul 29 2007 02:41:39 AM Author: gold stars
assuming you're neither a spoon fed republican wank stain nor an israeli nationalist, you're right, the british had control over (Iraq and) Palestine (two parts: Palestine and Transjordan). what was the balfour declaration?
"the israelis stole the land from the palestinians"
Okay now, lets say for the sake of argument that you aren't just some stupid girl who is shockingly out of her depth on this issue:
If you actually bother to read your history book instead of some BS pamphlet, you'll see that the land was 'stolen' from the British at the connivance of the Soviet Union.
Source: Rise to Globalism, American foreign policy since 1938.
Subject: cosher ethnic cleansing Date: Jul 28 2007 02:23:53 PM Author: maybe hitler was right
the israelis stole the land from the palestinians. read a history book at any given university. palestinians are treated like animals. their homes are destroyed, their families are held at gun point and their children are shot dead. millions of U.S. dollars aid israeli oppression. reference: amnesty int.
Subject: Vice censors need better software Date: Jul 17 2007 02:25:51 AM Author: Ramsay Glaser
"Girls with guns are fucking hot and they give all guys a bulge in the front of their pants." *sn1gger*
Lies.
In real life, in a place when you have burly cops to protect you, thats fucking scary in a fufilled penis envy power trip/you best not cheat on me boy sort of way.
But when she’s in Israel, its cool because she'll defend you from crazed 'palestinians'
okfine, she'll defend you when shes got a loaded mag.
Which is why I want to have sex with her while telling adolescent fat chick jokes and
Subject: cute little arab children... Date: Jun 29 2007 02:18:53 PM Author: NYCJew
make excellent moving targets. It's funny to talk about "Palestine," as if it's a country. Fuck, 50 years after the U.N and the world gave the jews their land/nation, shit looks like San Diego. Fucking palestinians live like it's the 18th century. Maybe they and their neigbors will gang up and attack again. That worked well the last few times...
Subject: fuck Date: Jun 28 2007 11:46:32 PM Author: diana
nothing is more annoying than oi vey. maybe just your face. stupid asshole come up with something better you fuck
Subject: . Date: Jun 21 2007 04:04:49 AM Author: superman returns
oi vey
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 18 2007 11:34:50 PM Author: futha
are we spoze to be skeeared now fuck face, take the sharpie and write 'cockface' on your forehead , ok cockface?
Subject: speed clip Date: Jun 18 2007 11:20:31 AM Author: Seth
That M4 is a piece of shit. She needs to black out the worn areas with a Sharpie. This bitch has no discipline. Also she needs to get a speed clip instead of strapping that mag to her pistol grip. You'll never see a hajji with his clip out, take it from me.
hey, that bole weevil in your anal canal isnt really your brain is it? The term for Asian/Black offspring shitface ,is Blasian. Ok?
Subject: fuck haute couture Date: Jun 15 2007 06:46:38 PM Author: chinchu fuck you
"chiggers" sounds way more cumbersome and derogatory than "blackanese"
Blackanese would mean black and japanese. dumb fuck. I prefer "chinigro" Or how bout "vietspook".
Subject: :@ Date: Jun 14 2007 01:23:38 PM Author: ?
shame on vice for posting a picture they new would stir up anti semitism.
Subject: killah!!!!!! Date: Jun 10 2007 09:59:06 PM Author: hellahyphy
she has a giant gun thing, but is talking on her cell phone...and wearing flip flops?
ok
she's going to blow somebody's brains out, then flip flop away and order a pizza?
hella bootsy
Subject: chiggers Date: Jun 10 2007 05:01:19 AM Author: fuck haute couture
"chiggers" sounds way more cumbersome and derogatory than "blackanese".
Subject: bolo Date: Jun 09 2007 06:20:05 PM Author: muthafutha
are you that guy from the bruce lee films? you suck. bruce does chop socky WAAAAY better. sucks to be you.
Subject: Date: Jun 09 2007 05:51:46 PM Author:
israel is nice cause for 4 months its blue skies and 30 degrees (thats celsius american fkkrs). They also have a few hot women running around, but mostly just hairy curly hair ones.
Their military is made up of 18yr olds. fuck they are dumb. go palestine.
Subject: african americans Date: Jun 09 2007 03:34:32 PM Author: Bolo
in context? lighten up. slow down a little. its ok, now, there there. let it all out, thats it, your safe now. daddy loves you...
chiggers are chinese and black, I FOR ONE FIND THE TERM A WEE BIT OFFENSIVE, 'COLOUR' INDEED.
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 09 2007 12:57:03 AM Author: futha
in context? " that's a colourful individual, very outspoken and not averse to controversy. " is that what you're attempting to arrive at ? no? fuck OFF !!
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 08 2007 11:53:38 PM Author: Bolo
what a coinkidinki! i call em 'people of color' instead of 'colored people'!
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 08 2007 05:05:59 PM Author: futha
i for one am more comfortable referring to them as 'jewish people'. for some reason calling them 'jews' sounds derogatory. it rhymes with chiggers. anybody? i'm sorry, just call them jewish people from now on, okay? and no, i'm not affiliated with israel or palestine. i'm affiliated with " sterilize north americans for a cleaner greener tomorrow !! "
Subject: - Date: Jun 08 2007 04:39:19 PM Author: -
i think the vice fags hav their hed office in jew yawk. this isn't a well known fact? better whip up on your wikipedia.
Subject: Pussyland Date: Jun 08 2007 01:47:11 PM Author: Jew York
I bet these vice fags have never been to Israel where you have the best pussy in the world... OK maybe second to Brazil...
Anyway they should go back to Canada because if they were here...In New York before Guliani cleaned things up for them so they can act tuff and rebellious with out any consequences, they wouldn't last a month.
I'll fight anyone of them any day of the week, fucking pussy's. They have no idea what it's like to have to survive on a daily basis.
Subject: chdlb Date: Jun 08 2007 01:28:15 PM Author: K.
Jews are a race/people, not followers of a religion (well they often are that too, but anyway).
Subject: vane$$a Date: Jun 08 2007 01:01:37 PM Author: muthafutha
she aims to apply her skills in this one, basically shoot me in the balls and in the face, her stock and trade with palestinian men probably. she just makes an exception for me because? well, i dunno. because i'm so opinionated. vane$$a? let's talk this out, Baby?
Subject: 'muthafutha' Date: Jun 08 2007 12:08:01 PM Author: chdlb
You better bring a flak jacket .I dont think it is a date..this is 'the' Vane$$a we are talking about right?
Subject: 'evil bay area jew' Date: Jun 08 2007 11:55:45 AM Author: chdlb
Like a peace loving, violence hating human being, i am gratefull im not a jew..
Religion is a haters game bitch, get over yourself ..
Subject: ? Date: Jun 08 2007 07:25:12 AM Author: israel
this is israel? theres a garbage can next to her? there are garbage cans in israel? i feel like nancy drew.
this was taken at a gun show in canada.
Subject: . Date: Jun 08 2007 05:11:52 AM Author: the easter bunny
I met a jew once. He was 8 ft tall, wore an eye patch and played the guitar better than steve vai.
Subject: die Date: Jun 08 2007 04:15:04 AM Author: die
zionist dogs die
Subject: some of my best friends are Date: Jun 08 2007 03:18:12 AM Author: bay area jews
see a lot of guys dressing like blacks.
dont see a lot of guys dressing like jews.
Subject: true romance Date: Jun 08 2007 01:27:40 AM Author: muthafutha
vane$$a finally agrees to hook up with muthafutha: " yeah, i like you too, very much, and i'll prove it to you, just get yer ass over here, boy! i hav a "surprise" for you!!! "
Subject: Right on Date: Jun 08 2007 01:07:41 AM Author: Vice reader
Right on Vice! State terrorism is a fucking DON'T!
Subject: skweekah! Date: Jun 08 2007 12:04:09 AM Author: muthafutha
your candor your realities you're a brave brave man to bring this to us one and all. now ...Get The Fuck Outta Here.
Subject: ! Date: Jun 07 2007 10:01:32 PM Author: skweekah
I love the blurb with this photo. some motherfucker finally got it right. I got a bulge out of the back of my pants anyway, cause the docs have what they like to term affectionately as a "lazy sphincter". Lazy my arse! It's all of the fibre shit that my vegan wife feeds me! I'm fucking depraved when it comes to flesh! She's also stopped giving me furburger. Then I look at this photo and this big arse and I get a fucking hardon, and then I crap myself cause of the fucking fibre so I got a bulge on both sides so stick that in your fucked up blurb you cunts!!!
Subject: Heeb haters. Date: Jun 07 2007 09:58:20 PM Author: Evil Bay Area Jew
Yeah okay. I totally admit it.
I am Jewish and I am part of a Secret Worldwide Cabal.
Watch out...I'll pick up the penny you dropped!
Ewwww! Scary!
I drink the blood of gentile babies and I jack off to the Iraq war. I have a secret stash of Jew gold buried under my house.
Anything else you fucking idiots have to say?
Get it all out and then read it back to yourself sometime. Don't hold back, either. Let the hate flow.
Like a homophobic high school jock who really just wants to suck some cock, you probably just wish you were Jewish.
Subject: - Date: Jun 07 2007 07:15:40 PM Author: -
this kid down here called "K." is the same dipshit that got yall riled up a few pages back. You will never convince him that "the jews" are not all engaged in a worldwide conspiracy to steal your hard-earned money and peep at you in your undies via satellite technology. So just. Let. It. Be.
i can't read through another hundred comments of people trying to make this guy be sane.
Subject: not everyone joins the army... Date: Jun 07 2007 05:04:28 PM Author: Mary
The cool Israelis DON'T fight in the army, and I'm not talking about the ultra orthodox. The anarchists: http://www.awalls.org/about_aatw
Officially they are "crazy" and the rest of their lives is much harder as a result, but hey, its a small price to pay for your soul I'd say.
Subject: oh good a nice little hot potato.. Date: Jun 07 2007 04:08:13 PM Author: woobie
'Yeah could you give me some extra matzo's with that and a couple of your raisin Challah loaves , oh yeah and ..hang on just a second, i just have to kill me some cute little arab children...'
Subject: allah o akbar Date: Jun 07 2007 03:53:52 PM Author: chdlb
Oh lordy, is she on triple rations or what?
She could feed an entire regiment with that ass. Sadly, the military there is mandatory for 'Israeli's'
Subject: ... Date: Jun 07 2007 03:51:03 PM Author: iik
there actually are millions of exceptions. all the joos who dress like its 1889 don't serve in the army.
Subject: my life on vice Date: Jun 07 2007 03:46:10 PM Author: Vane$$a
I served as a sniper in the Israeli Army and looked hot with some goon in the crosshairs. But altogether it was a pretty wack experience because I had to do all those calisthenics and shit. On the other hand, the sex was fabulous and copious because everyone was so buffed out and jacked up on ethnocentric blood lust and what not. Lots of exercise all around. Sheesh, my ass is still sore.
Are you TRYING to start shit with me?
Subject: Rapidpropelled Infantitis Date: Jun 07 2007 03:44:40 PM Author: George Bush
Duder is a key element in the war on seriousness.
Subject: are you kidding me? Date: Jun 07 2007 03:10:35 PM Author: ridiculous
Oh, so because Palestine didn't help stop the Holocaust the Israelis are allowed to fucking kill them? Did we not learn anything? Hey, species, we sure have come a long way.
I mean, damn dude, just because your mom didn't have an abortion doesn't mean somebody should go kill her, right?
Subject: This ain't no video game Date: Jun 07 2007 03:01:36 PM Author: Duder
I've seen things you wouldn't believe man. I've seen women shooting their babies out of RPGs because they were out of rounds. I've seen men pulling their own balls off for freedom. I seen two dogs screwing a cat, just to fight another day, so don't talk to me about video games, you coward.
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 07 2007 03:00:01 PM Author: futha
everyone in the whole entire world knew what was happening to jewish people way back when, they were being turned into lampshades, right? hell, the americans and the english knew this EVEN BEFORE the nazis did i'm just saying. quit with the history lesson, ya just got owned.
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 07 2007 02:57:17 PM Author: futha
my favorite is 'world of warcraft', i'm downloading the expansion pack right now! cool, uh?
Subject: Israel Date: Jun 07 2007 02:57:02 PM Author: Mendy Baumgardner
The only countries that had any part in stopping the holocaust are the UK and US. Therefore, Israel is allowed to do basically whatever they want to any other country, and if you disagree you are an anti-semite. I didn't see any Palestinians stopping the holocaust, therefore they gave up all rights to 'their' land.
Subject: --- Date: Jun 07 2007 02:54:00 PM Author: ---
wow duder you've probably seen a lot of action, huh. what's your favorite video game
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 07 2007 02:49:43 PM Author: futha
heavens to betsy, of course you're going to have every able bodied young man and woman out there, they are involved in an illegal occupation after all, no matter how much jewish people are in denial about it. i'm neutral on this point however as, i wish palestinians and jewish people in the region both didn't exist. just americans, they're cool!
Subject: Special Ops Date: Jun 07 2007 02:47:03 PM Author: Duder
What she is doing there is stupid, because by the time she unfastens her magazine from the heat shield and loads that sucker she'd be dead in 3 different ways. Kids, if you are gonna walk around with an M4 Carbine, make sure it is loaded and the safety is off, or I will jump out of a bush and strangle you with a fishing line. Don't bring the heat if you're not out to play.
I LOVE YOU JAZZMAN
Subject: honorary Date: Jun 07 2007 02:36:58 PM Author: MOT
If you live in Israel you serve in the Army, no exceptions. So the "soldiers" are club kids, nerds, mall rats, along with the zionists who'd like to see every Arab dead.
Subject: jazzman. Date: Jun 07 2007 02:23:44 PM Author: K.
Yeah, jazz, thats really exciting.......
Subject: I beg to differ Date: Jun 07 2007 02:12:13 PM Author: Charkles Narcley
http://www.israelmilitary.net/showthread.php?t=13
http://www.serialno3817131.com/
Also we don't assume every american soldier is like the fuck ups at abu ghairb,its not fair to assume all israeli soldiers are fucked up. I've met a bunch, they're all in thailand and south america afterwards, and they're all good people.
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 07 2007 02:09:46 PM Author: futha
ottawa river. clearly. we hav lax gun laws. that gun is for hunting purposes only. you should see what we hav strickly for killing human beings. blow your minds. literally. girls wear these in canada for visual clues. don't talk to her. pre-menstrual.
Subject: GUNS ARE FOR SUCKERS Date: Jun 07 2007 02:05:18 PM Author: JAZZMAN
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