Call me an asshole but people who like to be pissed on are pieces of shit. Actually, shit doesn’t even like being pissed on. It just allows it because that’s life when you’re shit.
Date: Jun 01 2008 09:43:29 AM Author: ChairmanBlau
I pped on a chick once... It had just hatched.
Subject: Sucky Date: Feb 11 2008 02:39:10 AM Author: Lindsay L
Piss on my ginger tits bitch. In the navy we used to piss on each other and then drink our piss and then poo on each others faces and read RUSSH.
Subject: sad bastard Date: Dec 24 2007 06:29:21 PM Author: raining on my cock
Hi guys, just needed to let you know that as i am writing these words my tears are bouncing off my erect penis like ping pong balls on speed....im sad but also cool in the coolest of cooly cadfarts....my tears represnt eye jizz....suck me off, get bummed. and wank in my ears
Subject: piss an that Date: Dec 24 2007 05:51:32 PM Author: kenneth whisp-dick
i need a shit.... can i shit on your tits......... sit on my face and squirt out your pissy paste u absolute warty pissy tummy/back/face/armpitts/fingernails/eyes/jizz filled slag slag.... your mum loves my pissy flaps.... merry xmas do one do one do one do one ..... fuck it i've just done one for u cos your a pissy pooey filled colostomy skag bag for a face - can i come round a shag face it's well fit and cool and you remind me of sonia jackson before she cut out all the lady lardy tea spoon disco dishcloth tits xxxxxx
Subject: i thot it was a joke Date: Jun 14 2007 01:32:01 PM Author: cult elite
u know, like the army slogan. a joke. silly. about peeing.
is it really about golden showers?
now i'm sad.
Subject: golden showers Date: Jun 11 2007 06:46:53 PM Author: tom t
i dunno... i might let a chick pee on me, if she's hot enough
Subject: ... Date: Jun 07 2007 04:52:38 PM Author: Ricky B.
i hate these fucking "spoof-slogans" that change the original word into a different, more edgy word (like pee apparently). this doesn't make a fucking bit of sense and the Rocky Horror mother fucker wearing is a douche.
Subject: this person Date: Jun 07 2007 04:39:11 AM Author: Al Swearingen
Its ok to judge people, since they had the same opportunity you have to look at themselves and say "Wait- I'm about to choose 'giant pile of suck' as my identity. Maybe I shouldn't do that."
Subject: why not Date: Jun 06 2007 07:37:19 PM Author: ed
why wouldn't you pee all that you could pee? why would you hold on to any extra pee that you had? just pee it out and get rid of it. it's not doing anyone any good anyway.
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 05 2007 03:59:14 PM Author: futhaa
tranny has the sense for irony. note pin: "i love girls!" connotes intelligence. to what degree? dunno. don't care.
Subject: piss Date: Jun 05 2007 01:52:08 PM Author: ecua coke head
someone would like to pee on me????????
Subject: you asked for it.. Date: Jun 05 2007 01:20:14 PM Author: chdlb
...ASSHOLE!
Subject: oksndfoknsdfn Date: Jun 05 2007 12:15:34 PM Author: karasu
hahaha
the caption says it all.
VICE IS BACK! finally something funny
Subject: !!!! Date: Jun 05 2007 10:13:21 AM Author: Anna
I DONT EVEN CARE I CANT STOP LOOKING AT THE TEENSY PUPPY.
:(
Subject: ha Date: Jun 05 2007 07:51:18 AM Author: fuck haute couture
if this is an mtf trannie then this is basically the most kickass diva ever. Transvestitism is all about taking aspects of the opposite sex and exaggerating them (you know, like how drag queens wear ten-inch heels, two-inch false eyelashes, boobs out to here, ten pounds of makeup, two cans of hairspray, etc). This person has taken the aspects of white trash/hot topic goth/paris hilton type women, exaggerated them, and mishmashed the whole hot mess all together.
i think i like it.
Subject: oh dear Date: Jun 05 2007 07:24:34 AM Author: am
i hate t-shirts like this, they only seem funny when you see them in the shop but you alway tell yourself not to buy one and then you walk out the shop seeing a dick like this wearing one, and your glad you listened to your brain for once.
i feel sorry for the dog, i bet it gets made to do all sorts of degrading shit.
Subject: Finger Date: Jun 05 2007 06:38:57 AM Author: Cooler King
The nice part about someone who goes off on "all United Statians," Democrats, rich people and McDonald's (with "if you realized" thrown in for good measure) in the same paragraph is that you can be totally comfortable ignoring him and know you're not missing anything.
Just for good measure, I did read what Finger had to say. As suspected, it's the incomprehensible ramblings of a halfwit. You can all thank me later.
Subject: more Donīt than ever Date: Jun 05 2007 02:47:30 AM Author: Ms. FReaky
Iīm amazed by american odd fish
itīs not only that they enjoy being pissed on (suum cuique (each to his own))
they print it on a shirt and if this wasnīt enough they even wear the shirt
Subject: hahaha Date: Jun 04 2007 09:29:16 PM Author: whut
I have a chihuahua - I want that one, too.
Subject: beware in San Francisco Date: Jun 04 2007 05:54:22 PM Author: i'm not an ugly
Sex subcultures are ugly, ugly places to hang. They are the refuge for everybody who can't get laid, so they specialize. I mean, there are hot people out there who want to be peed on, but they just hold tight for the right perv to come along and hose them down.
Subject: Wow! Date: Jun 04 2007 04:59:41 PM Author: Mikhail
A transgender-dyke-goth-dom whose into watersports and boutique animals! This person has officially incorporated everything that makes humans pieces of shit within the context of the natural world. God didn't see this one a comin' or he may have rethought the whole "In my own image" thing.
Subject: urine trouble Date: Jun 04 2007 04:28:04 PM Author: eltonbong at myspace
Call her mellow yellow
Subject: woop Date: Jun 04 2007 04:27:58 PM Author: autocorrelation
This is probably one of the best do/dont's captions of the past year
Subject: oh Date: Jun 04 2007 04:26:52 PM Author: god
i think i see black lipliner. this thing needs to be killed, asap, before it reproduces.
Subject: . Date: Jun 04 2007 02:51:35 PM Author: .
whats even worse is a 2 bit tranny that likes to be pissed on
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 04 2007 02:14:04 PM Author: futha
the dog is anxious for the moment when it will take a shit on the piece of shit, and a piss too.
Subject: so first it hurts Date: Jun 04 2007 02:12:00 PM Author: muthafutha
call me an asshole; but you're a piece of shit that doesn't even like being pissed on, la vie c'est ca!
Subject: "That's life when you're shit." Date: Jun 04 2007 02:09:22 PM Author: Dorian
Even the dog knows it's owned by a peice of shit. It looks miserable to be there.
When you see fags in the West Village prancing around yelling “We’re here, we’re queer,” it’s a great big yaaaawn. When you see this puckered homo walking through the streets of Moscow (a place where they’re so scared of being near gays they prefer bats to knives), you feel like high-fiving him and screaming “Yoh, dude!” like he’s a human dare. Comments/Enlarge See all
You’re so fucking sleepy that not only do you have to nap in the park like a baby, but you also have to take your shoes off so your tootsies can air out? What were you raised by? Sloths? Comments/Enlarge See all
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