Subject: This is a DO Date: Feb 08 2008 12:43:18 PM Author: Old Cunt
For those of us who've fucked chicks, fixed cars, drunk beer, broken bones, broken women and put people in hospital for almost 20 years; but now have to work 20 hour days to pay bills and put up with a screaming kid...
"I say fuck off little man. It's easy for you to talk shit about losing balls 'cause you've never known what it's like to have them in the first place"
I've probably worn a pink shirt and walked through the park with all kinds of pretty flowers around in utter tranquility with my wife and kid in a stroller before. You know why I was able to do that? Because 2 hours before hand I had mom's legs pinned back behind her head whilst fucking the snot out of her while baby was snoozing.
So this dude just might not give a fuck.
peace, kids
Subject: . Date: Jan 07 2008 05:22:06 AM Author: .
this picture gives misogynists a good name.
Subject: sewing... Date: Oct 16 2007 08:06:24 PM Author: TheJess
(my reponse to the caption)...only if you can get them out of her pocket.
Subject: castrated Date: Oct 03 2007 03:48:15 AM Author: slurpeee
he needs to go dirt biking all wkend with his buds, come back late, chugg a beer & say "hey, i'm going to band practice."
he won't though coz he's so far broken the account's probably in her name.
this is a deadly contagious disease. homo erectus wouldn't stand for it.
Subject: I kind of like it Date: Sep 20 2007 02:16:28 PM Author: whatevs
I think it's a do to match your environment to your clothes.
Subject: Good Gawd Date: Aug 15 2007 11:56:47 PM Author: Jon!
That shit's ridiculous. Welcome to the doll house, Ken.
Subject: wait a sec... Date: Jul 17 2007 11:49:52 AM Author: lennox
is that john mayer?
Subject: L Date: Jul 11 2007 03:11:49 PM Author: OL
This is by far the softest picture of a dude I have ever seen on do/don't
L O L
my penis looks enormous when I put it up to this picture
Subject: Locale Date: Jun 24 2007 08:30:35 PM Author: Joselito
UW campus in Seattle..too bad this guy is a pussy.
Subject: not sure Date: Jun 14 2007 05:49:03 PM Author: travwell
"It wasn't until the 1920s that pink became feminized (I think)."
I heard that pink because a feminine colour when the nazis used it to symbolize homosexuals...don't know if it's true but it's a nice story to tell when people call guys wearing pink fags.
Subject: them Date: Jun 05 2007 10:00:53 AM Author: petro
it took me like 20 minutes to realize your dad was talking about your balls. awesome.
Subject: Could be black. Date: Jun 04 2007 07:14:57 PM Author: Bryan
This could be any color. Matching couples are simply likely to be annoying.
Subject: but Date: Jun 02 2007 06:02:51 PM Author: skinny girl
It's cute.... Did you know at the turn of the century little boys wore pink because it was considered a tamer version of the ultra-masculine red but more masculine than the blue that they dressed little girls in? It wasn't until the 1920s that pink became feminized (I think). Fun fact, I know.
Subject: I don't think so Date: Jun 01 2007 09:18:10 AM Author: NOnonononono
Blue denim + pink = vomit. Couples wearing the same t-shirt rocks, especially if you're in Taiwan. But dressing alike is fucking retarded. TOO MUCH OF THE SAME COLOUR!!!!
Subject: Controversial Date: Jun 01 2007 08:09:42 AM Author: YFC
This guy might be gay but he's having more non-emotional boring straight sex than half the people that read this shit. That kids his, then he's packing more of a punch than most of you kids at vice as well.
Subject: asdfuckingF Date: May 31 2007 06:42:58 AM Author: hj
next time i need to break a relationship but dont have the balls.. maybe i should look at this picture long and hard
Subject: my favorite Date: May 29 2007 12:14:31 PM Author: tv show is
OW MY BALLS!!
Subject: Also, Bryan... Date: May 29 2007 10:11:46 AM Author: Detroit
If he hands over his balls in a gilded box, he was never "self-made, independent, DIY." He was just a guy waiting to give someone his balls.
Subject: hey Bryan Date: May 29 2007 09:40:07 AM Author: c
I agree with you... but there are a lot of women who get "broken" by marriage. A lot of guys want their wives to stop drinking brown liquor, stop going to shows and refrain from cursing and being crass in front of their friends. As for us ladies, we don't all want our husbands to stop smoking blunts with their friends and start dressing like a Perry Ellis ad from the 90's.
Subject: p!nk Date: May 29 2007 03:37:17 AM Author: Ms. FReaky
graphical orgasm
Subject: AHAHAH! Date: May 28 2007 10:17:36 PM Author: Lizzoooh
he's wearing a purse.
what a pussy.
Subject: marriage Date: May 28 2007 10:08:14 PM Author: Bryan
Women won't get this one. They'll be all "what? I don't get it. Looks like the perfect life to me."
Yes. It's the perfect life to you. And absolute subjugation and emasculation of the male.
Girls, you know when you see that untamed masculine Male walking thru life playing by his own rules? You know how wet you get because he's self-made, independent, DIY and ripped from constant exercise, sunshine, and camraderie?
Sometimes, WOMEN DESTROY ALL THAT. They want men to stay inside, sober up, put down the beer, hang up the bike, leave their friends behind. They buy the men sweaters for Christmas while all the single guys get lift tickets and K&N air filters. They scrub down their men, dress them up like Ken dolls, and get all huffy when their ties aren't straight.
This is why men get fat, depressed, bald and submissive. They've had their balls locked away.
For example, there is nothing more humiliating than attending a wedding as a couple. Matching pastels and a good time do not go hand in hand. The single guys, on the other hand, will CARRY a wedding party single-handed. Once everyone is married or coupled up, you all might as well go home after the buffet. Shiny from the razor and shielded from fun, this is men on parade, objectification reversed. Just look at the haircut of any young groom. Shorn like sheep in the pen, scared and dependent.
In the photo, it was not his ide
Subject: dd Date: May 27 2007 01:22:00 PM Author: cat mat
its too bad the trees are getting hurt in this caption. trees arent gay.
Chuckleberry Slim: you sound like you are on your way to making the intelligent Design argument.
I think i may live a parallel life to CS, with the lone walks w/ the trees + weed(s).
Subject: dani r. Date: May 27 2007 08:28:34 AM Author: chuckleberry slim
i'm with you on this one dani r.i don't even have to be stoned these days to take in the majesty of trees in parks.
to the point of feeling like a wierdo strolling 'round prospect park on my lonesome looking up at the wonderful trees.
i mean,if they didn't exist naturally,and someone made a tree as 'art' i think we'd all think it was the most awesome sculpture ever.
especially if it grew and reproduced and had sparrows living on it.
nature's the fuckin' bomb,or whatever's the hep way to say something's really good is these days....
Subject: my eyes Date: May 26 2007 10:23:26 PM Author: erin
this is too much.
Subject: @ Date: May 26 2007 09:24:01 PM Author: blarf
do you want me to sew them(your balls) back on?
Subject: Not the trees Date: May 26 2007 08:29:24 PM Author: Dani R
OK, the couple deserved to be killed but, not the trees. Trees are always cool and I love parks and trees, they make me happy and hearing kids playing in the park near my apartment in the spring always make me happy. I'm sorry, that's one of those things that are just good for me, no explanation and no irony about it. Trees are just lovable.
Subject: DIY chaps Date: May 26 2007 08:25:49 PM Author: de Sir é
Obviously, she cut the back pockets out of her pants.
Subject: huh Date: May 26 2007 08:08:19 PM Author: ashley
i dont get it
Subject: eltonbong at myspace Date: May 26 2007 03:30:06 PM Author: pretty in pink eye
Have lots of the cherry blossoms in my town. The best part is when they fall everywhere and turn a nice shade of brown, until the ground looks like a babies diaper just exploded.
Oh ya, pink is the new Al Quaida!
Subject: the pink slip Date: May 26 2007 02:57:37 PM Author: Pink Slip
Why haven't I been told about dress like a vagina day?
Subject: i think it's soo cute! Date: May 26 2007 12:53:38 PM Author: lala@doodoo.com
babies and pink and families and blossoms, oh my god, my balls inverted and now i have lips
Subject: kohii & milk Date: May 26 2007 12:22:08 PM Author: Fry Guy
Pink on guys is Punk on rock...
Subject: Bravery Date: May 26 2007 11:39:27 AM Author: Bull testicles
What's with so many don'ts being shot from the back? You know what's a don't? Being that guy in the background taking creepy pictures.
But yes, they look like Pepto Bismol.
Subject: a little unfair.... Date: May 26 2007 11:03:15 AM Author: Turd Ferguson
....to have taken this shot underneath the cherry blossoms. i mean, yeah....families who color-coordinate are fucking terrible, but the trees can't fucking help their color!
Subject: too much Date: May 26 2007 10:54:47 AM Author: ahhh
this picture is very very very pink
Subject: hum Date: May 26 2007 10:42:35 AM Author: ho
he's talking about his testicles
Subject: pink Date: May 26 2007 10:35:04 AM Author: Jer
This is a shame
pink is a great color
but nobody ever should match colors like that
Subject: dur Date: May 26 2007 09:27:07 AM Author: milky
baaalllss
Subject: pleaseohpleaseohplease Date: May 26 2007 08:26:38 AM Author: Nikki9Lives
aaannnnnnd....
TERRORIST ATTACK.
..
c'mon....
Make 'em blow up.
This photo has done turned me Muslim.
He probably not even the real dad.
Subject: pink vomit Date: May 26 2007 06:05:26 AM Author: sally pray
it's like pink vomit
Subject: what=the h Date: May 26 2007 06:04:50 AM Author: vai82
They must be lousy spyes who just got their diploma disguised as an "innocent family". They suck
Subject: she'll drown that boy, wait and see. Date: May 26 2007 06:03:52 AM Author: vajj
This is one of those crazy ladies who thinks ideal life resembles little girl toys.
Subject: re Date: May 26 2007 05:15:02 AM Author: jeppe
must be a puzzle
something with with th e color pink?
Subject: oh.hahaha,thanks d1er Date: May 26 2007 02:08:59 AM Author: Mr.Lint
what do you suppose this guys tyin to hide, really, think about it...
Subject: 1 Date: May 26 2007 01:27:03 AM Author: d
(balls)
Subject: caption Date: May 26 2007 01:19:58 AM Author: gimmie
he's riffing on the fact that the baby has a beard
Subject: eek Date: May 26 2007 01:05:06 AM Author: easy going dave
this picture is full of things i dont like, someone is going to need to explain that caption for me plz
Subject: style guide Date: May 26 2007 12:19:21 AM Author: copy editor
"our" dad?
Subject: oh shit.... Date: May 26 2007 12:06:07 AM Author: rob
im first
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