I want to strangle him and have my way with at least one of his lady friends.
Date: Jun 02 2008 09:07:18 PM Author: burple
I love this picture. Dude looks like he's just rolled out of bed and snagged an eye-opener before catching the train.
Date: May 13 2008 09:54:25 PM Author: kate bush
i know these people.
and one thing is forsure,
they are NOT do's
Date: Apr 30 2008 06:26:11 PM Author: haha
'Really amazing people are doing lines off your Mom's cameltoe every morning, Vice, how about that?'
soooo good, love that line, can i steal it, sorry i just had to! haha
Date: Apr 15 2008 03:33:14 PM Author: ldjkfa
uh...the blonde chick isn't fat by any means.
Date: Apr 12 2008 12:29:40 AM Author: skinny jeans
i think all the ttc riders want you to "ride the rocket", why els would there be at least 15 jackoffs letting you know .
congrats on the pre-drink fuck buying out the bar
Date: Apr 01 2008 12:11:30 PM Author: brass
The amazing thing about this picture is that the fat blonde chick completely hates herself and the bitchy brunette is totally going to get the guy. Awesome.
Subject: hk Date: Mar 13 2008 02:02:36 PM Author: Ballons
I think I know that girl on the right.
She has the most annoying voice on the face of the earth.
Her mom must have just sucked on helium the whole time she was preggs.
Subject: && Date: Jan 27 2008 06:35:22 AM Author: 777
fashion how-tos stink
vice..no rules. anything can work. get some fucking imagination and ditch the fred perry and plain cons.
Subject: Subject Date: Jan 12 2008 06:24:35 PM Author: Name
Anna (the blonde) should have never worn that crap, and Converse should never be worn with a skirt. At least these cats have better style now.
Subject: groooooooooooos Date: Dec 19 2007 12:14:53 PM Author: the littlest hobo
ya i guess there hot... if i am a fucking blind hobo looking for a semi good time...
did i mention i have no eyes...
Subject: ?? Date: Dec 17 2007 12:21:51 AM Author: µæ??ç?
Ocad 4 eva
make some shitty art!
then talk about it forever!
Or yourself
It's essentially the same!
P.S.
Why must everyone look the fucking same now?
I'm starting to feel like people in the suburbs
who dress like music videos are the new wave of
individuality.
P.P.S Let's bring back burlap. It's super itchy. people wear it as long underwear at medieval times.
Subject: potboiler Date: Dec 14 2007 03:08:52 AM Author: arch enemy
POT-boi-lur, noun:
A usually inferior literary or artistic work, produced quickly for the purpose of making money.
This is why I've made the switch to being "normal".
Subject: hey! Date: Dec 07 2007 05:00:02 AM Author: mw
that "blonde" chick looks like my ex-girlfriend, who was a sociopathic slut who you'd all love!
Subject: wait a sec Date: Nov 14 2007 04:43:12 PM Author: Lurker
Subject: gross Date: Sep 19 2007 09:14:41 PM Author: i hate you
ew hometown losers
Subject: that's in queensland? Date: Sep 17 2007 08:52:32 AM Author: dude
dude... that's in queensland... right?
i'm going to go there and fuck the chick on the right. yeah. wooo
Subject: Snaggle Date: Aug 20 2007 12:18:16 AM Author: James
"Hopefully the rest of the site will be better than a picture of a drunk with two whores..."
Correction: A drunk with two smokin' whores.
Subject: Waste of a Stumble... Date: Jul 27 2007 05:47:47 PM Author: x
Just stumbled on this. If this is supposed to be representative of viceland.com, it's a very, very bad choice. Hopefully the rest of the site will be better than a picture of a drunk with two whores...
It's well put together and all but is far from amazing. Larry, Moe, and Blondie over here look like they bought their gear at Urban Outfitters. If you want to see what's hip look at the cat's with no money. They look good because they have limited funds and have to be creative.
Subject: bitches Date: Jun 27 2007 11:18:04 PM Author: satan
I bet their parents pay their rent from time to time because they're far too busy with their awesome occupations as decaying retail lifers.
Subject: Nope Date: Jun 27 2007 10:00:44 PM Author: Yeah
How did this get a 'do'? Is someone in the office "JK LOL"-ing to make us really confused?
Subject: predrink Date: Jun 21 2007 08:13:49 PM Author: brad
i love pre-drinking on teh ttc
Subject: vans Date: Jun 16 2007 07:57:56 AM Author: DAVE LOMBARDO
I fucking hate vans slip-ons
Subject: ? Date: Jun 12 2007 09:27:49 PM Author: potates
um hello. excuse me but i understood nylon pantyhose shits are worse than an HIV+ member of the klan. granted, they aren't suntan but come the fuck ON
Subject: Sorry? Date: Jun 10 2007 12:54:18 PM Author: andy p
Work? They don't like they have ever done a days work in there life, apart maybe the "boy" who probably sucked his dad's buddy's smelly cock for bag of smack.
I just fell in love with the girl on the right. Best DO ever. Now I have a reason to go to Toronto: to find that girl, politely stare at her, and then be too shy to tell her that she is amazing.
Subject: nylons Date: Jun 03 2007 12:08:24 AM Author: Brigitte
Hey, VICE, I thought "brown nylons are a bigger dealbreaker than being HIV-positive and joining the KKK".
I can't believe this pic is in the DOs. When Aritzia gets all over something that was hip on the street a few years ago and starts selling it to high school fuck-faces, you know it's not even worth categorizing into a DO or a DON'T.
I bet if you'd have hopped over to the next subway car, you would have seen three more kids that looked EXACTLY the same, right down to their "I'm totally rebellious with my TTC pre-drinking" expressions.
Subject: Why I invented the Internet Date: May 29 2007 07:53:47 PM Author: Tim Berners-Lee
So Al Gore couldn't, stupid hipster with his environmentalism.
Subject: my god Date: May 26 2007 11:58:04 AM Author: oh
ANNA, LUKE, AND STACY!?!?!?!?!
Subject: The TTC Date: May 26 2007 09:25:37 AM Author: Suçan
I fucking hate Toronto, you drink on the TTC because there is nothing else to do.
The TTC is the subway and it never goes where you need it to.
I can't believe I am from here.
But wtf, everyone in the damn world dresses like that. way to go
Subject: . Date: May 26 2007 01:41:28 AM Author: Rob
The chick on the left is 'bonerific'.
Subject: gross Date: May 25 2007 09:19:33 AM Author: yyy
this is why toronto sucks balls sometimes and turns off any interesting tourist from doing anything remotely creative/fun. why? cause you end up getting stuck at lame generic parties and have conversations about tight hipster jeans from jean machine. fuck ih ate toronto sometimes
Subject: !! Date: May 24 2007 09:45:42 PM Author: !!
WHAT.
Subject: . Date: May 23 2007 10:56:19 PM Author: no
what? this is what every other person in toronto dresses like. not interesting.
Subject: definitely toronto Date: May 23 2007 05:59:55 PM Author: ugh
probably the first DO from Toronto... unfortunately it still sucks
Subject: DO? Date: May 22 2007 05:08:08 PM Author: Crusty
DO: if you want herpes.
Up next on Vice's "DO" list: Tapeworms on crack!
Subject: I´m doing it for the money Date: May 22 2007 07:18:03 AM Author: Ms. FReaky
This is what I feel like,
then I look into the mirror and think: "damn it´s Monday" and I´m wearing this office double-life crap
Subject: hey Do's Writer dont forget Date: May 21 2007 04:34:06 AM Author: H J
What goes up, Must come Down
Subject: dog shit covers the strokes Date: May 21 2007 01:39:04 AM Author: the trashy midget
Yeah, but the Strokes had some good songs. Admit, it you have a copy of "Is This It?" I'd like to see a piece of dog shit play "Last Nite." No really, I want to see a piece of dog shit playing "Last NIte." Somebody call "The Onion," I have a new editorial piece to submit.
Subject: ! Date: May 20 2007 08:24:31 PM Author: Skweekah
We have to get over the notion that the way you dress defines your soul, your spirit, your self. A piece of dog shit dressed like the lead singer from the Strokes is still a piece of dog shit, only worse... Skweekah
Jesus Christ they are utterly generic.. ugh that bitch on the left is wearing converse... welcome to high school
Subject: submitting my resignation to hipsterdom Date: May 20 2007 07:21:29 PM Author: I tried to fit in
I don't know whether to hate people like this, or admire them. Obviously, they are 10 times cooler than I'll ever be, but I get nervous when they start sneering. Is it me? Is it them? Did I do something wrong? It's a game I'm not sure I want to play anymore.
Subject: EVERY Date: May 20 2007 05:28:42 AM Author: ONE
VICE
IS
FUCKING
FINISHED!
Subject: sdfgsdfg Date: May 19 2007 07:15:09 PM Author: sdfgsdfg
I got five bucks says these bitches work for buffalo exchange.
Subject: - station w/ that coloured tile. Date: May 19 2007 06:07:26 PM Author: It could easily be yonge or museum -
it was identified as a fucking toronto subway already. toronto is lame.
Subject: NOT. Date: May 19 2007 03:32:39 PM Author: severine
this is what going to work every morning is like when your job is being a high-school clone of a look that was hot four years ago.
we've moved on, vice. can't you?
Subject: BOOZE Date: May 19 2007 02:40:34 PM Author: JOHNNY
IT'S EASY TO DRINK, BUT HARDER TO STAY SOBER.
Subject: hkcxyt Date: May 19 2007 02:11:26 PM Author: juy
Maybe as year ago. They just got demoted to generic.
Subject: .. Date: May 19 2007 02:10:17 PM Author: iik
haha Toronto sucks. That must be Lawrence station.
Subject: toronto Date: May 19 2007 01:48:02 PM Author: "CRUNKED"
That's Toronto. I recognize the subway. Sick.
Subject: fuck Date: May 19 2007 11:35:29 AM Author: aesk47
i wish you would all shut the fuck up...
Subject: jacob with eyes closed on subway Date: May 19 2007 11:24:16 AM Author: SHOUP
douche fag? watch your back.
Subject: rollinginmy6'4 Date: May 19 2007 05:27:55 AM Author: bathhouse mildew
is it just my beer googles or is that blonde girl asian? either way dude in the middle needs a slap. and the chica on the right can come with me for naked twister.
Subject: reading vice, saying you hate it, repeat Date: May 19 2007 03:33:52 AM Author: eltonbong at myspace
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!!
Subject: BLarF Date: May 19 2007 12:57:25 AM Author: Cantaloupe
Yick. They just look like all the other doodles here at Sarah Lawrence. And checkered Vans? Well, hello 2001!
I dunno, the guy might be cute though.
Subject: Saddle Date: May 18 2007 11:25:23 PM Author: Saddle
Coolie, Coolie.
Subject: pshhh... Date: May 18 2007 09:32:56 PM Author: chexmate
i guess they look ok, im not really into vans or converse...but i like that girl's scarf!
Subject: strange Date: May 18 2007 09:30:52 PM Author: umm
girl on the right is wearing nude pantyhose? weird much?
Subject: Eskobar Date: May 18 2007 08:46:54 PM Author: Wes Anderson
Hey, Esko, Williamsburg hasn't been cool in the last seven years. To people like you it may seem alright, but for people like me, we were over it at around 2001. Go read Blender or something.
Subject: Cokies Date: May 18 2007 08:43:02 PM Author: Eskobar
Does anyone remember cokies in Williamsburg?
That place was the raddest of the rad. This
lame trio would've been eaten alive in there...
Subject: lame Date: May 18 2007 08:19:35 PM Author: no
fuck.
this here is an example of shitty attempt to be a shitty cliche.
Really amazing people are doing lines off your Mom's cameltoe every morning, Vice, how about that?
Subject: mutha futhaa Date: May 18 2007 06:53:31 PM Author: Wes Anderson
I'm at Vassar, but grew up in NY my little friend. People like you are out of my socio-economic circle, and don't deserve a response.
Subject: mutha Date: May 18 2007 06:37:33 PM Author: futhaa
yes, yes! illumination for the messes, yess ure a mess composite so what?! wes, you could be sum cum laude of what, dick wadd that's whadd you fkn shittyass poof come lately, let comments be for what you aspire but never will be aight.
Subject: Dude... Date: May 18 2007 06:14:55 PM Author: Wes Anderson
"Get your weight up, not your hate up."
????
Hey, Jacob... you know what? Nevermind. I'll just let you continue.
Subject: nom de plume Date: May 18 2007 06:12:18 PM Author: whiskers
so now we know the guy in the picture operates under the pseudonym "jacob".
Subject: stop complaining Date: May 18 2007 06:08:57 PM Author: Jacob
I bet all you losers criticizing these kids WISHED you looked this cool. Don't be mad because you don't have their style. You're probably jealous because that kid is with two hot, interesting and stylish girls, while you're all losers stuck at home with your left hand to keep you company. Especially the douche fag named "shoup."
Get your weight up, not your hate up. lol
Subject: h2o Date: May 18 2007 05:26:10 PM Author: Carlos Rossi
Hey pants, I'm guessing the girl on the left isn't Jewish.
But that's just a guess.
Subject: wtf Date: May 18 2007 04:36:58 PM Author: thug mcgraw
why do sneakers have to be either brand ass new or butt ass dicked.
can anyone have pleasantly worn kicks? or is that unhip?
Subject: u. r. weak Date: May 18 2007 04:36:42 PM Author: shoup
Everyone takes time to insult the people in the photo, but not many consider the importance of insulting the person picking the do's (or the dont's). So, whoever you are, YOU ARE WEAK AND LAZY AND BAD AT YOUR JOB. Seriously dude, you think these people are amazing? Get off your ass and find a real do!
Throw three rocks in any urban crapzone and this is what you will hit: three average specimens.
Subject: toronto the lame Date: May 18 2007 04:32:27 PM Author: moving
This is a Toronto Transit subway. red seats, and ugly bathroom tiles everywhere.
and ugly people too. I am moving out of toronto because it is so lame. full of morons, inconsiderate people, and shitty architecture. Everyone's attitude toward life is lame.
Subject: More pants Date: May 18 2007 04:22:55 PM Author: pants
I think these people are jews...are they?
Jews can't dance.
Subject: What's wrong with New York... Date: May 18 2007 04:14:42 PM Author: Wes Anderson
These types of people, poser art-school conformists, coming from their small towns in Kansas, and moving to New York for college are killing the city. None of them deserve anything less than cancer.
Subject: This Picture Date: May 18 2007 04:11:50 PM Author: 100%
Yea, folding Cheap Mondays and repo band t-shirts must be pretty amazing ...
Subject: d-fens Date: May 18 2007 03:45:42 PM Author: Brown Julius
if 'being amazing' was my line of work, i'd like to be good enough to do it from home, and not have to take the subway into the office to handle it.
Subject: ooh Date: May 18 2007 03:45:04 PM Author: gun club
the blonde is adorable
Subject: how Date: May 18 2007 03:28:44 PM Author: weird
what the fuck is up with her leg? can normal people bend it like that so that it spliters off and then extends in the opposite direction?? fucking mutants.
Subject: or Date: May 18 2007 02:49:47 PM Author: w
or if your life is ultimately meaningless. When the revolution arrives, these people, along with the art history professors and vice writers, will be the first sent to reeducation.
Subject: this Date: May 18 2007 02:29:29 PM Author: me
I hate them already.
Subject: yawn Date: May 18 2007 02:16:48 PM Author: dicksling
vice fucking sucks. all things tend to go bad. what is amazing is how fast vice did. keep up the good work losers.
Subject: Drinking Date: May 18 2007 02:03:23 PM Author: Tanz
Or if you are an alcoholic.
This girl looks like she was grafted together from every prepubescent boner I got at swim practice, PE class, and midnight screenings of my mom’s copy of Cher Fitness. Comments/Enlarge See all
Hey Germany, we know it seemed like a good idea to clear out all the skinheads after they started kicking apart all the students, but you can't fuck with the natural order of things without there being disastrous unintended consequences. Didn't Gremlins teach you anything? Comments/Enlarge See all
THE XXXORCIST
Chris Nieratko: "Come Dorothy nel Mago di Oz ho ripetuto tre volte:“Accetto il pompino e non faccio causa".
INTERVISTA
FACCIA DA CULO
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