What is with this David Copperfield bathing-suit bullshit where women create the illusion of being nude? Fuck off, peekaboo hips.

Date: Jun 09 2008 06:04:12 AM
Author: Bones

I wouldn't turn it down. Her body is pretty good, but what she's wearing makes her torso look 20 feet long and really emphasizes the fact that she's built more like a preteen boy than an hourglass ideal.



Date: May 30 2008 12:49:52 PM
Author: www

dude she's got a bangin' body though for her age! awesome!



Date: May 29 2008 10:45:19 AM
Author: jamie

frankly pathetic. there are a million more like you just busting to get out of the USSR



Date: Apr 18 2008 03:51:18 AM
Author: FTbtxDNn

fo033.txt;2;5



Date: Apr 18 2008 03:50:08 AM
Author: SShTtOHqifWQmfMc

fo033.txt;2;5



Date: Mar 28 2008 05:36:10 PM
Author: iamsuperficial,iaminLA,ihavetobe.

Signs and Symptoms of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

facial abnormalities, including smaller eye openings, flattened cheekbones, and indistinct philtrum (an underdeveloped groove between the nose and the upper lip)



Subject: yeah
Date: Feb 13 2008 12:28:47 PM
Author: Joe

Shame she's so fuckin ugly and has heroin arms



Subject: Adam Sandler
Date: Jan 24 2008 08:20:22 AM
Author: Todd

Is that guy on the left some tramp version of Adam Sandler?



Subject: um yea
Date: Jan 21 2008 11:51:19 AM
Author: josh

shes just old



Subject: blah blah
Date: Jan 10 2008 07:34:38 PM
Author: blah

dude, seriously, what is up with her hands?



Subject: i think..
Date: Dec 28 2007 07:38:29 AM
Author: angelus

i think she need some boobies for having this outfit



Subject: harlotquin
Date: Dec 17 2007 06:31:19 AM
Author: arch enemy

harlotquin



Subject: she
Date: Nov 26 2007 03:03:44 PM
Author: has

old people hands.



Subject: well
Date: Sep 27 2007 05:46:09 PM
Author: chris

i like it.



Subject: Cialis
Date: Aug 30 2007 11:32:44 PM
Author: Cialis

"Order cialis online



Subject: harlequin rapist
Date: Jul 28 2007 01:51:58 AM
Author: lesbian chin

apart from her pitbull features and anorexia nervosa, i'd say she's survived an attack from a harlequin rapist.



Subject: Cutting to the chase
Date: Jul 18 2007 07:40:02 PM
Author: Chairmanblank

Sometimes you just wanna say, "I wanna fuck," and not go through all of that "buy me a drink" hassle. Besides I'm guessing the guy with the shiny black suit in the background is her boyfriend. Someones got have the doves fly out of their jacket for fucks sake.



Subject: naibm,alkhc
Date: Jul 12 2007 09:42:32 AM
Author: whoereeoo

blonde-gremlin-with-progerea-face



Subject: get bk in the screen
Date: Jun 28 2007 07:22:05 AM
Author: Bitch be cool

Zelda looking mother fucker! Nintendo for evaaaaaaaaaa



Subject: woah
Date: Jun 24 2007 04:55:11 AM
Author: Cam

Get her a sandwich



Subject: *titter*
Date: Jun 15 2007 07:00:36 PM
Author: moisoilv

You just know she has a kookaburra laugh...



Subject: ddd
Date: Jun 12 2007 09:31:41 PM
Author: hot bitch named potatoe

if she lost the loose weird parachute-material (could be?) pants, had cooler hair, a significantly less doofy oblivious foreigner expression, and more pronounced hipbones you know that this wouldnt be a dont.



Subject: -
Date: Jun 10 2007 07:55:07 AM
Author: halbalablah

this is so dutch
bet



Subject: fk
Date: Jun 02 2007 04:08:30 PM
Author: fjh

this chicks face is just like her top. its made up of all these triangle/rhombus geometric patterns. fuckin elf.



Subject: .
Date: Jun 01 2007 03:24:05 PM
Author: a girl

I LOVE THIS OUTFIT



Subject: Does your face hurt?
Date: May 26 2007 03:59:02 PM
Author: Cause it's killing me.

This bitch wants to be Ferg-a-licious so bad that her face and outfit are both suffering.





Subject: Peekaboo Hips
Date: May 23 2007 10:15:29 AM
Author: Jeremiah

I'm going to have to apologise in advance but I fucking love the peekaboo hips...
But not the meth wrists! Look at those veins, ripe for the stickin! And Pug face ah, so disapointing, but at least she knows what to show off -those Hips!



Subject: hotness
Date: May 23 2007 06:40:27 AM
Author: i'm in love

man girl whatever ... can we talk about the hot girl in the back? i have seen this girl out and she is a fucking stunner man. sigh.



Subject: Her name is Robert Paulson.
Date: May 21 2007 11:57:22 AM
Author: Turd Ferguson

bitch looks like Meat Loaf. for real. look at that. eugh.



Subject: hey "me" subj "tranny porn
Date: May 21 2007 05:55:58 AM
Author: ra(ughh)lph!

if i go to prison i hope he's my cellmate



Subject: fishin
Date: May 21 2007 04:41:18 AM
Author: h j

grub face. everytime i see this i think of a fishing lure for bass or trout or something. i cant explain it. but if you made an exact replica of her but smaller with a hook comeing out of her back. you'd catch someth'n, and i'm not being metaphorical



Subject: tranny prom
Date: May 20 2007 01:35:40 PM
Author: me

the girl in front is definitely a guy... check out the adams apple cover-up choker necklace... and that man lady behind him/her needs more work to be even slightly convincing.



Subject: LMFAO
Date: May 18 2007 06:40:47 PM
Author: Nemo

Subject: dog Owners
Date: May 18 2007 09:14:20 AM
Author: Jerry

I hate how people who own Pugs always dress them up in stupid human clothes.

classic.

Looks like way too much work at the end of the night.



Subject: when average surfer dudes go gay
Date: May 18 2007 01:57:21 PM
Author: chdlb

When surfer dudes go gay, they do it big time, in full tranny mode..



Subject: manhandled
Date: May 18 2007 12:14:47 PM
Author: woobster

yeah youre right...check out the manhands..ewww



Subject: manzier
Date: May 18 2007 12:13:39 PM
Author: woobster

Prom night in Kansas City!! Wahoo..This is a dude in front with the spandex/handkerchief combo right?



Subject: guy in upper left
Date: May 18 2007 12:13:13 PM
Author: qwert

i just wanna kill that dude, i hate him. the girl is very disturbing. she really thinks she's hot. it's a total mindfuck.



Subject: sketchy
Date: May 18 2007 12:08:54 PM
Author: bobert

i am really glad i was not at this party



Subject: dog Owners
Date: May 18 2007 09:14:20 AM
Author: Jerry

I hate how people who own Pugs always dress them up in stupid human clothes.




Subject: shiver
Date: May 18 2007 03:38:09 AM
Author: Ms FReaky

Iīd fancy a game of chess on her...

though itīs hard to ignore the voices inside of me that say : "Shht, itīs Michael Jackson, lock your kids away!"



Subject: dfg
Date: May 17 2007 05:18:59 PM
Author: lkjfd

i think that's a man. seriously. look at her hand.



Subject: dude...
Date: May 17 2007 05:03:38 PM
Author: ed

You'rs gay for making this a don't.



Subject: weird
Date: May 17 2007 02:42:39 PM
Author: Leela

She looks like a Harlequin...



Subject: ...
Date: May 17 2007 02:08:08 PM
Author: j

Am I the only person who's noticed how that girl's right hand looks like it belongs to a 68 year old black woman?



Subject: gay
Date: May 17 2007 12:04:11 PM
Author: john tomas

all i can say is summer is on its way and whoever is writing the comments has to be a fag this bitch is half naked !!!
man sort your life out stop suckin the cock of the fake skinhead and grow a set



Subject: looks like
Date: May 17 2007 11:49:45 AM
Author: she

a box kite.



Subject: no hips
Date: May 17 2007 11:35:05 AM
Author: jazzman

i love hips - but this pip is whipped



Subject: muthaa
Date: May 17 2007 10:09:41 AM
Author: futhaa

thing is, for it to work? there is no need for the pants! it would be so much more considerate of us one and all if she just left absolutely nothing to the imagination; that way, you can make your final decision about her by the time the night is through; that's just being totally irresponsible and inconsiderate on her part, wearing the godamn trousers. she doesn't want to get banged tonite, obviously enough, let alone banged hard by someone like me, who takes these issues very seriously.



Subject: ...
Date: May 17 2007 09:24:06 AM
Author: Nikki9Lives

She's like one of the playing card people that Alice has to look out for.



Subject: read the instructions
Date: May 17 2007 08:18:04 AM
Author: lol@u

whatever you do, don't feed her after midnight!!!



Subject: Ra'as.
Date: May 17 2007 07:40:07 AM
Author: Maria

You can tell a woman's age just by looking at her hands.

She's 87.



Subject: tapeworms
Date: May 17 2007 06:51:16 AM
Author: Mister

You cannot fuck with the brick midriff.



Subject: Actually
Date: May 17 2007 06:30:42 AM
Author: Cooler King

"Hey everybody, look at my body. Not the tits, as much. But check out the hips! Hey, wait, not the face- yoo hoo! Down here! A few more drinks and you can look wherever you want but for now: focus on the hips!"



Subject: ba
Date: May 17 2007 05:56:25 AM
Author: baracus

She's a troll and the one in the back looks like an alien. I wish they were actually wearing masks, because this is frightening.



Subject: wtf
Date: May 17 2007 02:56:40 AM
Author: purple monkey dishwasher

look at her man-hands.

nasty.



Subject: tdot
Date: May 17 2007 02:41:13 AM
Author: pete

this must be in toronto. bunch of ugly pasty cakers



Subject: real
Date: May 17 2007 01:04:48 AM
Author: GM5

them cat faced karen heads are truthy, I would put that rubix cube dress on a real horse though, super fuck it down.



Subject: on the bright side
Date: May 17 2007 01:00:08 AM
Author: Emrldz

she does have what looks like a very strong drink in her hand. in case she spills it. her bathing suit might come in handy.



Subject: accessorizzze
Date: May 17 2007 12:59:05 AM
Author: paddym

That outfit would work on some kind of slutty level if it weren't for the ugly pants she's wearing...



Subject: ugggh
Date: May 17 2007 12:36:24 AM
Author: ghb

fuck she looks busted, I mean, sure she's at a douchebag convention, but come the fuck on....actually I don;t even know what to say, which is why the caption sucked too....it's just so foul everyone needs to stand back in awe....yuck



Subject: so sad.
Date: May 17 2007 12:34:53 AM
Author: too bad

BUT-A-FACE!



Subject: this picture
Date: May 17 2007 12:32:04 AM
Author: nick

By the looks of this girl and that guy in the background(you know...the scruffy one), this is part of a douchefest photo essay.



Subject: hm
Date: May 17 2007 12:24:10 AM
Author: hm

her head belongs on a little person.



Subject: :(
Date: May 17 2007 12:10:11 AM
Author: easy going dave

it really bums me out with people think they are in the 8-10 range. you dont need to be sad if your not, you just need to accept it and learn to tell some jokes or something.


i can just imagine her camel toe.



Subject: uh
Date: May 17 2007 12:04:53 AM
Author: huh

mid life crisis



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