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Assuming these two are kidding, this is the funniest piss-take on born-again Christians since Donnie Davies.

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Date: Apr 23 2008 03:57:08 AM
Author: bree

pretty sure you mean the fairies from sleeping beauty, not cinderella.

:C

Subject: DANGER
Date: Nov 01 2007 04:45:56 PM
Author: sterling dinsmore

they're like jellyfish. i bet underneath there they've got stinging tentacles danglig between their thighs. watch out!

Subject: ummmm
Date: Sep 24 2007 03:11:40 PM
Author: liza

wait i do no think they are kidding one bit.

Subject: POLYPHONIC SPREE
Date: May 14 2007 05:47:09 PM
Author: JOHNNY

ITS LIKE 'THE POLYPHONIC SPREE' REUNITED.

Subject: the tits of fate
Date: May 11 2007 01:35:27 PM
Author: Matteus

the Manos clan out on the town!

Subject: from fairytale to reality.
Date: Apr 30 2007 09:11:09 PM
Author: mekaylah

they look like two of the three fairy godmothers from cinderella.

Subject: muppets
Date: Apr 26 2007 12:03:31 PM
Author: Nik

"miss piggy was shocked at Kermits sex change"

Subject: the apocalypse
Date: Apr 11 2007 12:06:01 AM
Author: John 3:16

surely these magical beasts have descended from the heavens to drink the blood of the non-believers through a straw

Subject: ladies night out
Date: Apr 10 2007 09:59:32 PM
Author: stoops

"god, fran, you look gorgeous tonight"

"and you're breathtaking georgette"

"let's finish these mint julips and go rub our breasticles together"

Subject: this is awesome
Date: Apr 10 2007 01:50:22 AM
Author: vee vee

see subject line

Subject: huh?
Date: Apr 09 2007 03:14:35 PM
Author: pm

wow, so this donnie dumbass's whole shtick is faking being an effeminate christian who wants to change homos because...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! huh, what, oh sorry, i fell asleep talking about the biggest assflop i've seen in a long time.

Subject: no
Date: Apr 09 2007 03:10:28 PM
Author: no

for once people are right: they are NOT kidding.

Subject: .
Date: Apr 09 2007 02:24:25 PM
Author: AWWW

HELL NO

Subject: Scorchio
Date: Apr 09 2007 01:25:09 PM
Author: Boutros Boutros Ghali

Stop press: they are SO not kidding.

Subject: no!
Date: Apr 09 2007 01:08:25 PM
Author: please

ugly wallflower lesbians are a do?

Subject: Covered arms?
Date: Apr 09 2007 12:12:15 PM
Author: Me.

Mormons.

Subject: animated reference
Date: Apr 09 2007 11:46:09 AM
Author: mine

those two are totally the fairy godmothers from sleeping beauty!!! watch out, they're going to start changing the colors of everyone else's dresses!!!!

Subject: farmer
Date: Apr 09 2007 09:58:07 AM
Author: bob

they look like a female version of night at the roxbury

Subject: hold
Date: Apr 09 2007 09:12:40 AM
Author: up

thunderbird is the word and you're light as a featha

Subject: wtf
Date: Apr 09 2007 03:34:11 AM
Author: ...

DON'T.

Subject: lame
Date: Apr 08 2007 09:25:30 PM
Author: renoir

they pass it off like a joke, but secretly they think it should be cool. don't.

Subject: Hey!
Date: Apr 08 2007 07:45:50 PM
Author: Lady

Look what Becky Stark started!

Subject: hit it like the tar heel mascot
Date: Apr 08 2007 07:30:11 PM
Author: sim sima

who have de keys to me bimma?

Subject: but
Date: Apr 08 2007 06:31:42 PM
Author: but

this is the wrap party from Hairspray.

Subject: jk
Date: Apr 08 2007 05:13:05 PM
Author: ui

that comment about the teeth is Funny

Subject: .
Date: Apr 08 2007 04:55:37 PM
Author: These dreams

go on when its cold outsiiiiiide!

Subject: .
Date: Apr 08 2007 04:52:45 PM
Author: .

i want my old teeth back bitches!

Subject: is a lie
Date: Apr 08 2007 03:54:48 PM
Author: Donnie Davies

If you go here you can see dude admit it was a prank
http://www.donniedavies.com/
but the video is still up
http://eveningservice.com/Video
I knew it was bullshit though. There were all kinds of clues. He never actually plays the guitar in the video. and he lists Bobby Conn and Scissor Sisters in safe and unsafe bands (no bible thumper would know those bands). and he said this thing about it hurts him when people talk about his weight because it's something he can't change.
Too bad though. I wanted it to be real so bad.

Subject: oh snap
Date: Apr 08 2007 03:52:14 PM
Author: thats some classy shit right there

Those dresses are crying out for a little smoke from a dry-ice machine.

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