Fat people aren’t just jolly. They’re joymongers. Sure they’re going to die soon, but the big picture is they’re funny now and they’re making tonight special so who cares?
sure he's jolly, but thats far from making tonight special. trannies who will lick ass make tonight special.
Subject: that guy... Date: Feb 26 2008 02:56:23 PM Author: jesus
hes pretty awesome
i've never met a fat guy who i didn't think was funny
haha well maybe a few
BUT HES AWESOME ALONE!
Subject: I'd hit it. Date: Sep 23 2007 11:08:41 AM Author: Maggie
he's cute.
Subject: Stop pretending you write for Vice.. Date: Jul 20 2007 12:32:11 AM Author: You're not funny..
Fat guys are totally funny. They don't even give a shit anymore haah.
Subject: hell ya Date: Mar 30 2007 06:15:31 PM Author: Spencer
This is my friend we go to the art institute of seattle together. We also went to high school togther, he is perhaps the coolest dude ever!
Subject: fatt...lots of it. Date: Mar 24 2007 06:45:24 PM Author: Nate
Erugh!
Subject: aw Date: Mar 23 2007 04:47:17 PM Author: snejana onopka
hes a sweetheart.
FUCK yeah!
Subject: FATTIES Date: Mar 23 2007 10:00:41 AM Author: chunky boy fetish
I LOVE FATTIES.
Subject: Wilkins Date: Mar 22 2007 02:44:28 PM Author: Fat Boy
must be Irish- cause that chin is Dublin. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ohhhhhhhh but seriously he is overweight.
Subject: depression and tubbiness Date: Mar 22 2007 12:15:20 PM Author: hexane the feminist
There was that recent study showing that obese men tend to actually suffer less from depression. Said it was maybe something hormonal.
Different for girls. If you're a fat chick you're never going to land a role on Lost, or get paired up with a cute blue haired mate like Homer gets.
Girls: It doesn't matter how funny / smart / rich / interesting / talented / creative you are. You're a hunk of meat and you're viewed as uglier and uglier the further past age 16 you go.
Boys: you see what we have to put up with? No, seriously, take 15 seconds and empathize a moment.
Ok, thank you
Subject: chubnet Date: Mar 22 2007 01:06:48 AM Author: chubby chaser
They say that fat girls and mopeds are both fun to ride until a friend sees you. But fat guys are fun all the time and the gay sex is way better. Bony guys remind me of AIDS.
Point is, I'm an 8 and I'd do him.
Subject: tub of shit Date: Mar 21 2007 07:46:20 PM Author: Skweekah
they look happy on the outside but are suffering from the most excrutiating mental turmoil just beneath the surface. If they could find a rope and rafter strong enough and could be bothered getting off of their fat arses, they'd be swingin' in a sec...
Subject: only... Date: Mar 21 2007 01:12:13 PM Author: dmc
<3
Subject: each night Date: Mar 21 2007 12:06:36 PM Author: DDD
Every night before I go to sleep I eat 1 smoked meat sandwich and drink 2 cans of cola in bed.
Subject: pudgies Date: Mar 21 2007 11:45:35 AM Author: johnny slims
you're right, vice. most fatties can put on a good show, but on the inside Im sure they're struggling with some crippling depression over their excessive weight.
Subject: mmmm Date: Mar 21 2007 09:41:06 AM Author: jukeboxer
i have always liked fat twins
Subject: little dave Date: Mar 21 2007 08:54:18 AM Author: bOXXY mCcOxxy
FUKKEN DAVE MADE A TON OF MON! I'm on join his fan club & ting
Subject: taverns Date: Mar 21 2007 07:46:29 AM Author: taverns
TAVERNS! it says "King of all the Taverns", at least according to Google.
He doesn't look like such a do anymore tho-
www.littledavidwilkins.com
maybe only young fatties are DOs
Subject: phatty Date: Mar 21 2007 05:58:44 AM Author: Willow
Yeah - I like this dude too. Everyone does and it is good that we agree for once!
Subject: Eskimo Bank Account Date: Mar 21 2007 03:05:54 AM Author: Fernanda
I'm chubby and jolly! And all my skinny friends know it! They are also openly jealous of my big titties that all the boys love...but in a funny jolly way cause my chub reflects bad energies...i swear.
Subject: phukken phatty Date: Mar 21 2007 02:24:04 AM Author: bOzzY mCKOo
I think it says 'king of all the universe'. I used to be an phun-phatty. Now I am lean and very,very nasty.
Subject: Fatty Fatty two by four Date: Mar 21 2007 12:51:39 AM Author: Can't fit through the kitchen door.
While most of the time I wish that I were one of those super skinny indie dudes that wears immaculately awesome clothes... I am pretty happy that I am a big jolly bowlful of jelly that makes peoples lives just a little bit more fun. If not through humor then at least they will realize that they'll get more tail than me.
Just so you know, humor is the number one aphrodisiac for ladies... which means for fatties that you are getting them horny for someone else.
Subject: vice Date: Mar 21 2007 12:35:56 AM Author: vera
I once ate a whole watermelon, that's what pot does. Maybe that's why fat people are so jolly and vice versa. Just sayn
Subject: oi Date: Mar 21 2007 12:28:37 AM Author: ge
that guy on the record is "little david"
i am happy.
there is a switchplate in that shelf...
Subject: king of the joymongers Date: Mar 21 2007 12:25:29 AM Author: lo
this guy makes me laugh. i want to be friends with him.
that record is funny. i can't tell what the title is though...king of all the...?
Subject: fuck ya Date: Mar 21 2007 12:17:36 AM Author: man boobs
large pride!
You can bitch about these day-laborer-undocumented- worker-Mexican-citizen-new-immigrants all you want but you can't deny that a lot of them are doing the dances that Americans simply cannot or will not do.
When nerds dress up as scary monsters they look so much nerdier than before you don’t even want to wedgie them anymore. Like, you feel bad for traumatizing them.
THE XXXORCIST
Chris Nieratko: "Come Dorothy nel Mago di Oz ho ripetuto tre volte:“Accetto il pompino e non faccio causa".
INTERVISTA
FACCIA DA CULO
Ryan McGinley intervista Jack Walls, l'artista, ex-membro di gang, ex-eroinomane ed ex-fidanzato di Robert Mapplethorpe.
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E QUELLA CHE ROBA È?
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I DOCUMENTARI E LA FOLLIA
Frederick Wiseman è il migliore regista di documentari al mondo. Ma è anche molto probabile che non abbiate mai visto i suoi film.
