is it weird that 2 people from denton commented in a row?
i bought delta 72 albums, but i never got into them.
Subject: This guy Date: Mar 31 2007 05:10:45 PM Author: Susan
I remember eight years ago when this fool was in the Delta 72 played in front of fifteen people on a Saturday night in Denton Texas (Where's that, you ask? Exactly.). It was before he started relaxing his hair. He used to snort Ritalin off girl's bathroom countertops and would still try to bang chicks after they gave him a hard N-O...
...but good for him, he's in a better band now and played in front of Karl Lagerfeld. As far as a 'Do' goes though, I've seen junkies do this better.
Subject: what Date: Mar 27 2007 07:35:19 AM Author: old?
this person is as fresh as me, and i am 35.
the patch on the pants is wrong.
if his look is, fag wanna be vetran, he did well.
any one who thinks 35 is old better commit sucicide NOW
Subject: oh boy Date: Mar 26 2007 07:02:44 PM Author: oh boy
First off...
theres nothing worse than seeing an old dude trying to look young.
and that pretty much what I see.
Why the dude would come on here and write about what band hes in to justify how rediculous he looks is beyond me.
This is rockstar-cliche... to the point you look like a character from GUITAR HERO
Subject: come on to stick up for yourself Date: Mar 23 2007 01:43:26 PM Author: tiresome tted
what kind of pathetic narcissist wanker posts whiny defensive comments about his own picture on DO's & DON'Ts? And then gets his friends to do the same? Ew.
Automatic DON'T.
^
exaccccttlyyyy
Subject: attractive Date: Mar 22 2007 12:19:48 PM Author: becky
this dude's SO attractive.
such a do.
Subject: status revoked Date: Mar 22 2007 08:53:13 AM Author: ???
what kind of pathetic narcissist wanker posts whiny defensive comments about his own picture on DO's & DON'Ts? And then gets his friends to do the same? Ew.
Automatic DON'T.
Subject: gay Date: Mar 21 2007 01:03:42 AM Author: daniel
oh puh-FUCKIN-leez!
Subject: 00ps Date: Mar 20 2007 05:52:04 AM Author: ghj
he looks like an extra from Return to cold mountain.
this guy is amazing. thats not old by the way. thats the look of youth thats always done whatever the fuck it wants to.
Subject: Rx Date: Mar 19 2007 06:24:44 PM Author: human being
Gregg's great sense of style matches his equally fantastic personality. True artist by nature. Genuinely soulful and doesn't even have to try.
Enough of this shite, give credit where it's due, you all take your cues from the Foreman.
Subject: not Date: Mar 19 2007 04:57:13 PM Author: bptthh
the outfit still sucks.
he could be jesus christ, i would still make fun of this smug monkey if i saw him on the street, and that's what it's all ab-out!
Subject: Ha! Date: Mar 19 2007 01:18:45 PM Author: Mr. G\'s friend
you all wish to be half as cool as Mr G.
Subject: fag Date: Mar 19 2007 12:30:53 PM Author: jake
This douche looks like he wants to be gay and is trying to look as gay as he can be. He's wearing his sister's pants and panties.
Subject: FOREMAN FOREVER Date: Mar 19 2007 12:17:01 PM Author: -Nikolai- Run Barter Town
An innovator. A legend. A Pioneer. Shut yer gobs you daft pricks... Got no idea who it is do yah?
Subject: Don't mess with a Foreman Sister Date: Mar 19 2007 09:44:39 AM Author: Fairy Godess
Tee- Hee. I was engaged to this man. "Stop All Your Sobbing"... He will crack your face 'til your eyes tear and ribs hurt from laughin' and he'll pay you not to work to watch the snowfall. Yes, He's a "Do". Fuck you! jealous punks. He's picked himself up and should inspire you all to keep rockin'. He plays with Chan Marshall ... do you think you could listen to "What would the community think" by Cat Power and notice he's backing a lady? Get a grip hounds.
Subject: dude Date: Mar 19 2007 07:07:27 AM Author: Fry Mumiah
His chode must be killing him. Look at the expression on his face.
Subject: what a small Date: Mar 19 2007 01:31:31 AM Author: anais nin
this dudes penis is popping with red buds of infectious disease. his donnie darko is of limpness and left to right dampness
Subject: one night stand Date: Mar 18 2007 10:35:53 PM Author: I'll say this:
He looks better in bed.
Subject: Do Date: Mar 18 2007 10:28:27 PM Author: Sister Foreman
Man sounds like all you fuckers who have been writing hate mail need to get a fucking grip and a life! Try looking in the mirror at your own identity befor you go putting down someone elses!
Being his sister and knowing him, he is not one ounce 'poser'.
This man has overcome a whole hell of a lot more then any of you judgemental shit heads know!
He has looked like this for years and years and the fact that he is in his early 30's and still looks younger then most of us in our 20's makes him a DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plus who else can dress like that, get away with it and still look fly!
Subject: pants Date: Mar 18 2007 08:53:21 PM Author: meow
i like the pants, only because i know why the patch is there, and i put it on there. well not only because of that. Gregg is awesome. end of story.
This fella is great , almost like a Humble Pie or Molly Hatchet gig , and you are like what the fuck , why the fuck are there so many guitarists ? I mean shit do they need 5 guitar players ? He also recalls a straight cross btwn Pete Townsend and Liza Minelli , or like lambchop w/out Sherri Lewis , I fucking love puppets .
Subject: Don't hate appreciate! Date: Mar 18 2007 01:31:16 PM Author: Khalid
I have known this cat for the past 15 years and all i wanna say if your hair cant blow in the wind then stop hating cause you obviously bloody don't know what or who you are talkin about. Remember this "old cat" it's funny BUT you all wanna look like him...
Subject: ya'll stupid Date: Mar 18 2007 12:59:54 PM Author: Luke
So what. We all have pics that aren't the best but, why the hate? If you actually knew the man, you'd know he's a definate DO you jealous mo-fos! A talented musician AND DJ who doesn't show up with a CONTRIVED set like most. He knows what to play depending on those in his audience AND can work a crowd better than any of you haters.
Fuck all ya'll jealous wanna-be critics. Gregg ROCKS!
Subject: ..... Date: Mar 18 2007 12:56:32 PM Author: special K
Master G!!!!!
Subject: Gracefully Weird... Sometimes. Date: Mar 18 2007 11:25:07 AM Author: Just...Christi.
Foreman!
By far one of the best dressed guys I know. I commend him for his "gracefully weird" look. Although he is not weird at all but actually very cool. One of the most authentic individuals I have ever met. C*
Subject: Gracefully Weird? Date: Mar 18 2007 11:01:12 AM Author: H
HAHA I can see that! At least he looks comfortable- just threw something on and went out. Better then these hipster/ indie kids in Atlanta who take hours to get ready and the guys wear t shirts so tight I cant get into them lol.He rocks and your jealous deal!
Subject: awww Date: Mar 18 2007 10:09:53 AM Author: keeganator
Mr. Pharmasist..
I've never seen anybody pull of the post mod/black crows/rod stewart hair NEARLY as well as you, and I've seen many try...
you do look caught off guard, almost as if somebody had read you this list of comments BEFORE taking the photos, awwww. but hey, you're still a DO, haha!
they hit the gracefully weird thing on the head at least :)
Subject: another thing Date: Mar 18 2007 09:42:26 AM Author: Rx
I am not old , a I am gracefully weird though .
for Cat Power information and to comment me directly ...
http://www.myspace.com/mrpharmacist
If it is good say it , if not stuff it . Rx Miami Beach 2007
Subject: Gracefully Weird Date: Mar 18 2007 09:19:53 AM Author: Ha Ha Ha
That's that guy from Catpower-I'm in love...
Subject: W/e Date: Mar 18 2007 08:54:33 AM Author: Miss Mod 66
This guy looks good , I mean scene , no scene what does it matter ? These other people , are maybe just wannbe do's .
I see the post mod thing , maybe some goth ? Either way he
don't look old and some one is randomly taking yr pic in the street , so it is
maybe bound to be awkward . Is he really w/ Chan Marshall ?
either way I wouldn't toss him from my bed . Fuck them ...
Subject: I am a Do so Fuck off Date: Mar 18 2007 04:50:35 AM Author: Gregg Foreman
Yes . I agree my scarf thing is too much , and the Patch may have been a mistake , but Truth is I am a do , so all of you can stuff it . The story is ; this came out of a long Mod thing , no emo shit , . Love the Stones and now play in cat power , so
as far as poser goes , maybe not so much . The photo not so
good , but hey a do is still a do . Rx , Miami Beach Florida .
Subject: v Date: Mar 17 2007 04:15:00 PM Author: stoops
this man stands in a strange manner.
Subject: Delta 70 ewwwwwww Date: Mar 17 2007 10:47:26 AM Author: Delta 70 ewwwww
How much more lame can you possibly be?
I'd be surprised if there were a pair of testicles behind that Rolling Stones patch.
Barf.
Subject: none Date: Mar 17 2007 12:13:39 AM Author: Stacey
Rolling Stones lips and tongue near the crotch, yeah we get it, cute. Shit, I'll still get you off behind the dumpster like I promised......
Subject: Peeping Pubis Date: Mar 16 2007 10:52:16 PM Author: Joe
It's ok apart from the exposed lower belly.
Btw if this guy is supposed to be old, how old do we think he is?
Subject: Seriously? Date: Mar 16 2007 09:15:45 PM Author: Really?
Gregg fucking Forman in the do's?
Subject: . Date: Mar 16 2007 08:57:22 PM Author: .
vice writers are older, fuck you
Subject: ??????????????????????????? Date: Mar 16 2007 07:37:34 PM Author: sir Secondy McSecond
This 22 year old fashion victim is a DO and Supergram is a DON'T?
NEW WRITER!!!!!
We Need a NEW WRITER!!!!!
Subject: well... Date: Mar 16 2007 07:30:22 PM Author: k
the sleeves are too short on the jacket...other than that, i'd do him...
He's borrowing from about 10 different looks all at once and some of them are definitely not him. I think the hair is the first thing that needs to go. I'd keep the sideburns, but cut off the long stuff on top. Or pat it down somehow. He looks too laid back for jagged emo hair. That's not a bad thing. Check out this photo of the Beatles, this would look good:
http://www.delta.ro/beatles/imag/beatles9_x.jpg
I think the jacket is good for him. Like John Lennon after Viet Nam. I'd keep the vest and the black t-shirt and the necklace. Get rid of the burgundy scarf or tie or whatever. The worst parts here are the intentionally faded porn star jeans, white belt, and rolling stones patch, all of which probably should be worn by Paris Hilton, not him. Try some shade of close fitted brown pants. Cowboy boots would look awesome. Tinted glasses would be cool too, if he really wants to throw us in a time warp. Try yellow. And a belt buckle. A hefty belt buckle and he owns the bar. Good luck fella.
Subject: Date: Mar 16 2007 04:05:24 PM Author: jesus fever
you've likely learned your lesson by now, vice, but as a summary i will list why this guy is a don't:
-his facial expression
-his haircut
-that fucking patch
-belly
-navy blue on black
-his cool scarf which is actually a necktie. probably the same one he wore to his highschool semi-formal. metallic regis philbin are from the fucking tenth circle of don't
Subject: DON'T! Date: Mar 16 2007 03:05:27 PM Author: NO!
dyed emo girl-hair is a DON'T
Subject: this guy is HOT Date: Mar 16 2007 02:48:20 PM Author: MerBear
I would totally sleep with him.
Seriously.
Subject: my eye wont stop twitching Date: Mar 16 2007 01:44:17 PM Author: l'elk maitre!
haha gregg. the vice kiddies dont seem to like you.
Subject: you are mistaken Date: Mar 16 2007 01:39:19 PM Author: Nicholas
THis guy sucks.
Subject: . Date: Mar 16 2007 01:24:43 PM Author: .
this guy guy is like 24. and still way younger than you. wtf? so now we're only young for what 1/10 of our lives? gay.
Subject: this douche Date: Mar 16 2007 01:23:30 PM Author: dickhole
was he hanging out with that lobbyist for hash?
Subject: gregg Date: Mar 16 2007 12:57:06 PM Author: foreman
!!!
Subject: this man is not a do Date: Mar 16 2007 12:47:23 PM Author: me
You should know better, Mr. Vice.
Subject: jesus Date: Mar 16 2007 12:46:09 PM Author: juan bon jovi
i really want to punch this guy in the nuts.
Subject: . Date: Mar 16 2007 12:10:36 PM Author: foXXi
EW
Subject: ha Date: Mar 16 2007 12:03:49 PM Author: ha
smells like poser to me.
Subject: Die Date: Mar 16 2007 11:28:11 AM Author: Psudo-hipster
If his abusive step-father could only see him now.
Subject: Uncle Rock Date: Mar 16 2007 11:03:25 AM Author: Graham Richards
Man, I just hope he wasn't waiting in line to get into Misshapes.
Subject: Ha Date: Mar 16 2007 10:56:53 AM Author: David Lee Rotten
The Mick Jagger with Down Syndrome look is so LA-meets-London-meets-gofuckyourself.
Subject: hugly Date: Mar 16 2007 10:04:47 AM Author: ellis
white people make so many ugly babies man it comes out hugly when im dry heaving and complaining
Subject: out of wak Date: Mar 16 2007 10:02:10 AM Author: proportions
its like...if frankenstein listened to this "rock music."
Subject: ex junkies Date: Mar 16 2007 10:00:27 AM Author: pip
delta 72 sucked.
Subject: Date: Mar 16 2007 09:56:32 AM Author: reason
no
Subject: too tight Date: Mar 16 2007 08:44:42 AM Author: ddd
Hurgh! Buy clothes that are the right size you scenesters!
Subject: ... Date: Mar 16 2007 08:16:58 AM Author: boh
Either you got the do's and don't mixed up today or you let Vice UK manage the post. Either way you are wrong.
Subject: Don't Date: Mar 16 2007 07:56:35 AM Author: Stanwell
This guy is clearly a don't due to the fact he appears to be 30+ and has gone to the effort of sewing a rolling stones patch to his jeans On the innerish thigh no less... and is proudly showing midriff. Moreover, the last don't was a do. She looked like a rad grandma wearing the leftover material that she made your PJ's with and is gonna bike cookies to you but piss off before it get's awkward.
Subject: ?????? Date: Mar 16 2007 07:46:44 AM Author: wigger
this has more rubbish written on it than a george bush speech
Subject: Beano Date: Mar 16 2007 07:26:51 AM Author: Daniel La Poubelle
This picture documents the exact moment when Clapton simultaneously grew too big for the Bluesbreakers, and for his own clothes.
Subject: Douche Chills Date: Mar 16 2007 07:21:57 AM Author: Berry
this dork gives me douche chills....
Subject: wow Date: Mar 16 2007 06:19:48 AM Author: Moop
That is the most awkward thing i have ever seen...
Subject: severine Date: Mar 16 2007 06:10:18 AM Author: nasty
he kinda looks like z-man from "beyond the valley of the doll" so that gives him a free pass to have bad taste in everything. kinda. i'd still avoid him like bird flu at a party.
Subject: skip it Date: Mar 16 2007 05:43:15 AM Author: Mister Lamps
Skipper is correct. One of those times when a reader's comment destroys the vice team's.
Good work.
Subject: fake scenester Date: Mar 16 2007 02:56:52 AM Author: skipper
This should have been a Don't. I see a lot of these guys around these days who just seem kind of confused by rock music. They know they like it, but it kind of overpowers them and because they don't know how to cope with it, it ends up just confusing them. Can't you feel the humiliation here? I kind of think Vice felt bad for him or was just being nice or something with this "Do." This is not authentic.
Subject: yo Date: Mar 16 2007 01:52:22 AM Author: yo
vag patch
Subject: shit foot Date: Mar 16 2007 01:45:42 AM Author: gives a fuck
That twat wishes he could be as cool as a fired black crowe...like Colt or Ford.
Subject: gop Date: Mar 16 2007 12:23:55 AM Author: ballonhead
exactly....wierd coming from a vice writer, dont fucking alienate us you assholes!
Subject: this old bastard Date: Mar 16 2007 12:08:09 AM Author: howler monkey
needs his walker kicked out from under him. what is he, like 30? fucking dinosaur.
Here's a question for all those smug, die-hard evolutionist, flying-spaghetti-monster types: If natural selection’s so infallible, how come we're still dealing with drooling Stiv Bators heroin-zombies over a generation after the original got run down?
Wow, could you cross a few more wires in my brain? It's bad enough you made me want to bury my nose to the hilt in Madeline's asshole, then you had to go and turn a Strawberry Shortcake jumper into cabaretwear. Why not tattoo a copy of my grandma's face across your tits while you're at it? Comments/Enlarge See all
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