This is when college students are so drunk they see homeless dudes as wise old sages and they share booze with him and ask him about life and he goes, “I’m a lacaholic.”
Subject: Please see: Mr Butch Date: Jan 18 2008 11:24:35 AM Author: old dude
Seriously, you're not hip for hanging with someone that belongs in a hospital.
Subject: the blacks Date: Jan 15 2008 08:41:09 AM Author: dicksling
this white black dude thinks he is making up for lost black time by hanging with this old black guy.
Subject: Date: Dec 22 2007 12:09:52 AM Author: Kat
The dread-ed beard.
I am now one step closer to having seen it all.
Subject: crack Date: Aug 28 2007 04:12:59 PM Author: mic
roll that shit paps
Subject: AD Date: Jul 15 2007 12:34:00 PM Author: Freddie
Mr. Wendal, oooh...
Subject: Dubiously... Date: Jun 15 2007 12:09:42 AM Author: drstrangelove
Dang! I never knew I made the list! Sadly I did have to go and get a life. Sometimes I check back in to see what I'm missing and to be honest. It's not much...
plus the comments ahve really gone to shit. :(
Subject: Lost my guitar Date: Mar 27 2007 09:04:09 AM Author: Calhoun Tubbs
ha ha, if you recognize anyone off this list, you need to get a life - (just like me!)
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Subject: loungin' Date: Mar 12 2007 06:04:01 PM Author: Parent Teacher Association
Sometimes young people are afraid of homeless people, but other times it's the homeless people that are afraid of the young people. It's like, if things go wrong with this passive aggressive, nervous and terrified suburbanite, where am I going to run to? He can go get in his car, or go back to his house, but I have to fucking stay here and sleep on the sidewalk. If he calls the cops I'm the one getting assfucked in jail and kidney harvested.
Subject: wendell Date: Mar 02 2007 09:38:41 AM Author: whoah
there was a homeless guy named wendell that lived outside of my park avenue apartment
he was awesome
even when i was sober
Subject: it's true Date: Feb 19 2007 06:12:47 PM Author: You know
The young guy is hot. Hella hot.
Subject: yo Date: Feb 18 2007 12:59:52 AM Author: white rabbit
is this in sydney?
i've reagged with that guy.
Subject: total do Date: Feb 14 2007 09:13:19 PM Author: yoyo
that plaid is sickkkk.
and that hobo's just tryna get a lil schwiped and a have a good time. take it easy vice.
Subject: drunk Date: Feb 13 2007 11:05:04 PM Author: yo
this a do
nobody party like homeless people
Subject: zz Date: Feb 09 2007 10:14:23 PM Author: zz
holy fuck i can smell the homeless funk from here.
sage my ass!!college kids need to smarten the fuck up!!
Subject: jikes Date: Feb 09 2007 11:56:00 AM Author: me
aesk 47 is the total loser type
who belivies himself "cool" for being in front of his computer all day long
what a pussy jerk!
Subject: wow Date: Feb 08 2007 09:11:13 PM Author: wow
I thought part of being a celebrity was that you had some sort of fan base. The vast majority of people who comment on my comments hate me. IŽll never get to say, "You like me... you really like me," so donŽt go around calling me a VICE celebrity.
Subject: , Date: Feb 06 2007 09:02:59 PM Author: ,
vice blows..
this is a do.
Subject: seriously... Date: Feb 06 2007 08:15:35 PM Author: ballon head
vice readers hate black people. its true.
Subject: Ubluvubaavavable Date: Feb 06 2007 06:14:30 PM Author: Nolan
It's like his beard is made of poop twigs.
But i sort of want to touch them.
Subject: yeah... Date: Feb 06 2007 12:42:36 PM Author: aesk47
it's true! it sucks having a 10 inch long belly button...
Subject: fuckin' homo Date: Feb 06 2007 03:53:06 AM Author: aesk47
i'm more of a vice celebrity than you ever will be which is why i understand the jealousy.
(i can't distinguish between my belly button and my wiener)
Subject: wow Date: Feb 05 2007 05:25:12 PM Author: aesk47
I'm cool, people highjack my name to write shitty comments!! I'm now a vice messageboard celeb like vanessa and fuck haute couture!!
p.s. joey is a gay name
Subject: aesk47 Date: Feb 05 2007 03:37:31 PM Author: aesk47
no.
Subject: fuck you Date: Feb 05 2007 11:13:46 AM Author: aesk47
To the guy who wrote that comment under my name, please have the balls to identify yourself. Be a man for once...
Subject: true story - a few months ago Date: Feb 05 2007 10:32:36 AM Author: pm
after eating latin food & drinking my share of margaritas & el presidente, i stumbled into a back alley to releive myself before the drive home. about 1/2 way through, i hear this voice in the dark call out 'HEY!'. it was a homeless dude who'd set up camp for the night & i was pissing next to his head. i felt bad & apologized & turned the stream out towards the street.
Subject: this is the sequel Date: Feb 05 2007 10:27:05 AM Author: to the 'suitcase guy' photo
after running out of options, the homeboy with the suitcase decides that a life on skid row is the only way to go.
after this photo was taken, tyree says, 'aren't you the same turkey that took my picture a couple of years ago? yeah, you are! why you stalking me, muthafucka?!?'.
Subject: natty dread Date: Feb 05 2007 10:21:36 AM Author: what@whome.com
"I'm a lacaholic" isn't that a TV Carnage reference?
Subject: Preyjewdis Date: Feb 05 2007 08:45:20 AM Author: underdog
I guess he's homeless because he's black and has a pitch-fork beard. After all, most homeless people have electrical sound equipment and sharp shoes.
Subject: the dude's Date: Feb 05 2007 07:15:17 AM Author: reflection
looks pretty cool
Subject: st denis Date: Feb 05 2007 07:14:39 AM Author: aesk47
eh hostie i seen these dude sitting in st denis last weeks. I tryed to sell im some crack but he say <<you give crack for these song!>> I want to trow my hice creme at him but is son gave me a tretening look so I walk away to latin square and tryed some peopel there...
tabernak
Subject: unless Date: Feb 05 2007 03:22:06 AM Author: unless
unless the homeless person is Henry Grimes. or Moondog for that matter.
yes, mind-bending geniuses do end up homeless sometimes.
Subject: Lets go home Date: Feb 05 2007 01:38:39 AM Author: Chuck Steak
Reminds me of the few and proud that are so desperate to "go home to Chicago" via the change in my pocket.
Subject: why so hard? Date: Feb 05 2007 12:44:45 AM Author: kula
cant just chill with your pops in public anymore.
Subject: yuck Date: Feb 05 2007 12:27:36 AM Author: sweetpea
that is the grossest beard i've ever seen
Subject: footwear Date: Feb 05 2007 12:01:44 AM Author: morris
that homeless sure has some nice shoes
Subject: That guy Date: Feb 04 2007 10:16:19 PM Author: Rhys
The non homeless guys name is Tona.
His brother is Chima Ferguson
Subject: I know this Guy Date: Feb 04 2007 09:47:51 PM Author: B.T.D.I.F
This guy hangs out on the top of my street (oxford st) he plays reggae from a car stereo deck and some old shitty speakers. I got him really high one day and last Australia day he played John Williams all day.
Subject: . Date: Feb 04 2007 09:32:32 PM Author: drum n bass bingo
look at the jizz stains on the 'homeless' mans trackie bottoms. nice.
Subject: this was shot Date: Feb 04 2007 08:17:13 PM Author: wesley snipes
In sydney Australia's Oxford Street
this guy sits and plays air guitar his walkman for cash!
Subject: bad trip Date: Feb 04 2007 08:15:13 PM Author: ..
This seems all too familiar. My group of friends were all drunk and saw a homeless guy in an alley where we were smoking, and started chilling with him and posing for pics and shit. wtf, first off all, we were in a goddamn alley, could it get anymore sketch. me i was high off e and started to trip a bit, so i wanted to get da fawk outta there, and i did, once i saw my friend put his arm around the dude.
Subject: keys Date: Feb 04 2007 07:27:09 PM Author: smarts
to his wisdom.
Subject: this Date: Feb 04 2007 05:49:44 PM Author: gav
if he's homeless why do he got keys?
Subject: Completely accurate.... Date: Feb 04 2007 04:59:12 PM Author: Me
Welcome to UC Santa Cruz, where upper-middle class kids invite street kids into their dorms to prove how open-minded they are, then get pissed when shit goes missing.
Subject: The stick Date: Feb 04 2007 04:19:40 PM Author: Johannes
The stick is obviously his air-guitar prop...
Subject: . Date: Feb 04 2007 03:23:54 PM Author: .
what`s with the stick?
Subject: D Date: Feb 04 2007 03:16:41 PM Author: J
Fourth. Why is this a Don't?
Subject: pizzles Date: Feb 04 2007 02:12:00 PM Author: shizzles
hahaha i did that once-shitlarious!
Subject: shirt Date: Feb 04 2007 02:09:09 PM Author: Johannes
That's a fantastic blue shirt, though.
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