RDGs (Really Drunk Girls) are so fun they make the night a night people refer to with a particular name forever, like, they go, “That was back in the early 2000s, around ‘Stole the Speakers’ night.” [Click for video]

Date: May 01 2008 11:40:36 PM
Author: lul

omg awesome photo, i've always wanted to do that....



Date: May 01 2008 11:40:36 PM
Author: lul

omg awesome photo, i've always wanted to do that....



Subject: ..
Date: Feb 16 2008 10:57:29 PM
Author: carol

cory kennedy ?



Subject: ...
Date: Jan 10 2008 01:41:08 PM
Author: ...

that's a danish chick right there.



Subject: herpes
Date: Dec 17 2007 07:12:10 PM
Author: herpes

herpes



Subject: drunk?
Date: Dec 12 2007 12:40:33 PM
Author: izzy

who sais she's drunk?



Subject: 000
Date: Jun 26 2007 12:54:33 AM
Author: 000

Invisible Man beats his girlfriend in public and no one does shit.Fuck You vice!!! fashion DONT



Subject: Fun Times
Date: Jun 10 2007 08:46:33 AM
Author: Mr.Fun

Female Ejaculation is obviously not a myth.



Subject: gay
Date: May 21 2007 11:27:24 PM
Author: anna

whatever, you fucking homo, you just like how her awesome bag perfectly matches her jacket.



Subject: help!
Date: Feb 28 2007 07:29:25 PM
Author: hehohno

IT'S A .·:*¨¨*:·.MAGIC.·:*¨¨*:·. EXPLOSION!!



Subject: i
Date: Feb 13 2007 01:33:20 PM
Author: ummm

I used to think RDGs were cool too, except for the last 2 weekends they have single handedly destroyed everything, dumb drunk sluts!



Subject: okay
Date: Feb 13 2007 10:49:44 AM
Author: Paris Bitch

Like ReallyDrunkGuys are so much better right? So she got drunk, you men should love it, what an opportunity to molest her before she pukes again! At least you guys dont get tortured or humiliated for being 'unlady-like'. Fuck off.



Subject: ......
Date: Feb 08 2007 12:59:00 PM
Author: rigz

"RDG"s as you have so elaborately named them, are SOMETIMES fun. 90% of the time, they look like this. she is wearing her vomit-enducing bag like a bib thus increasing vomit-enducing qualities/connations two-fold. she is also spewing something (i assume alcohol hahahahahaha OMG DRUNKENESS HAHAHAHA) thus a further doubling of vomit.

basically this girl is a 4x4 of vomit



Subject: how fucking...
Date: Feb 06 2007 07:35:47 AM
Author: bored already

slow has this site become...fffuuuuucking hell, kill your designer!!



Subject: stupid hipster ho
Date: Feb 06 2007 01:09:34 AM
Author: fuck that

I'd slap that bitch. What a fucking degenerate.



Subject: fun bitch
Date: Feb 04 2007 11:08:27 PM
Author: obscene_pickle

I think she looks like fun.



Subject: meh
Date: Feb 02 2007 10:14:58 PM
Author: meh

Vice is so boring with it's lusting after victims. To quote Ursula Rucker, get some respect.

You're tragic suckers, and suckers for tragedy.



Subject: Spits
Date: Feb 02 2007 06:30:07 PM
Author: Sarah Jane

I hate the taste of cum too.



Subject: eric
Date: Feb 02 2007 05:32:31 AM
Author: freed speak

do i have to draw you a picture?
use your imagination man!



Subject: i like it.
Date: Feb 02 2007 04:12:33 AM
Author: smellin' kinda... funk-stee.

so if a girl does this to you, does that mean she wants to fuck you?

it's never happened to me but i'd ask her for her digits.



Subject: free speak
Date: Feb 01 2007 03:21:23 PM
Author: Eric

"A pair of four year old vaginas"? WTF???



Subject: fitz hugh ludlow's comment
Date: Feb 01 2007 12:45:13 PM
Author: freed speak

thing is,ludlow,drunk people act like asses and are therefore interesting subject matter.
what's to laugh at with a stoned person?oh-their eyes look like a pair of four year old's vaginas.
that's about it really.



Subject: Tired of booze ...
Date: Feb 01 2007 11:22:23 AM
Author: Fitz Hugh Ludlow


I'm tired of 20 something hipster deuche bags drinking all the time ... the only reason anyone drinks is because they trash, need battle gear or enjoy the taste (which makes them trash), violent, dumb or from the Balkans.

Since you only have one other pic of a dopey chick near the start, I proclaim that you get off your collective unimginative & anti-insightful asses and realize there are a nation of 20 something deuche bags who smoke like champions.


Although you won't see this often because good weed usually requires a steady income and non-underemployment.






Subject: obvious
Date: Feb 01 2007 07:56:33 AM
Author: wolverine

I jump "duder" and kick his fat ass for hitting a woman.



Subject: ehhhh
Date: Feb 01 2007 07:45:54 AM
Author: saltinmyeye

i prefer a girl who swallows



Subject: duder
Date: Feb 01 2007 06:36:07 AM
Author: b-b-b-b-bbrrrrr

200 pounds? Jesus, duder. You are one fat fuck. Here, piggy! SouWEEEEEEE!



Subject: lameness
Date: Jan 31 2007 10:13:14 PM
Author: holmes

thanks, dickfart.



Subject: .....
Date: Jan 31 2007 08:01:10 PM
Author: dickfart

don't punch her, just spit beer back at her. you guys sound so lame.



Subject: shiv
Date: Jan 31 2007 06:44:04 PM
Author: Brown Julius

fair enough holmes.

i tell you what though, if a chick was at the party spraying hydrochloric acid from her mouth, i wouldn't stick around trying to punch her. i'd get the funck out before the incubating alien emerged from her chest.

what kind of beer is in this pic? me not recognize the label.



Subject: beating a dead horse
Date: Jan 31 2007 06:30:24 PM
Author: holmes

and besides, it's only fucking beer, not hydrochloric acid



Subject: chivalry
Date: Jan 31 2007 06:26:14 PM
Author: holmes

whatever, man-speaking for myself, a girl would have to almost be killing me before i hit her



Subject: what up holmes?
Date: Jan 31 2007 05:28:27 PM
Author: Brown Julius

got to go with duder on this one.

if not hitting a woman has something to do with chivalrous behavior, then that whole program is out the window, because the chick in this picture sure as hell isn't acting ladylike.

honestly, who is the real cocksucker in such a situation? someone who blows beer all over the place because she can get away with it (because she's a chick), or someone who isn't willing to meekly absorb a beer shower from anyone, male or female?



Subject: esteban
Date: Jan 31 2007 03:13:07 PM
Author: fuck haute couture

I usually like/agree with your posts, but, however much SNL might suck ass now, SNL is not a crap abbrev. OG SNL has a good SOH and RKS.



Subject: duder
Date: Jan 31 2007 03:00:10 PM
Author: holmes

fuck man. you sound so tough. beating up women eh? what kind of cocksucker are you?



Subject: right hand
Date: Jan 31 2007 02:50:29 PM
Author: nm

I wish smoking indoors was still allowed.



Subject: I've got a RBD for that RDG
Date: Jan 31 2007 02:07:13 PM
Author: Duder

I don't care if she's that cool ugly girl who everyone has to love because she's such a "party pro" or whatever makes a DO these days. I don't even care if it's her party. If I got hit with one drop of that beer she would know what it feels like to get punched full strength by a 200 lb man. We could all call it "That night Katie got all her ribs broken"



Subject: What?
Date: Jan 31 2007 01:54:04 PM
Author: Ty

What's with Vice posting old D&D's ?
Seriously, you just fucked with the high point of my day - I know...



Subject: yep
Date: Jan 31 2007 01:38:18 PM
Author: dun

this is me on a regular basis.



Subject: Traveler
Date: Jan 31 2007 01:33:51 PM
Author: World

Kid's that is not a purse nor a bib, it's a traditional Asian barf bag. I have a couple left over from my trip to Korea last year. The combination of Soju, heroin and BBQ kept making me vomit.



Subject: nice abbreviation, VICE
Date: Jan 31 2007 01:25:10 PM
Author: esteban

not only is this photo same-old same-old, but you continue to giggle in delight at your own unfunny abbreviations. My mom makes up cute abbreviations for things, and she's fifty, what's your excuse? What are you, Saturday Night Live?



Subject: great photo
Date: Jan 31 2007 11:39:55 AM
Author: RUCS

oh but the little darling lost her earing ;(



Subject: !!
Date: Jan 31 2007 11:31:04 AM
Author: !!

why is everybody assuming that it's beer she's spewing?



Subject: bibs
Date: Jan 31 2007 06:57:42 AM
Author: el ron elbow face

i hear bibs are the new black



Subject: party
Date: Jan 31 2007 03:18:22 AM
Author: girls!

I love this gal...she's a pro. You can tell because she's secured her purse around her neck so she won't leave it laying around and now she's got both hands free for drinking and smoking.
She also knows the secret about how beer makes your hair shiny and has generously decided to share it with the room.
I love her.




Subject: Props to the photographer
Date: Jan 31 2007 02:37:52 AM
Author: Jeife

Without good photographers quick on the shutter half of these would be don'ts.



Subject: weerrrddd
Date: Jan 31 2007 02:01:56 AM
Author: stoops

ok, i'll be the dumpling...cuz i gotta say-this shit rocks cuz that's exactly how i motherfucking f e e l rightnow...outta!



Subject: sounds like...
Date: Jan 31 2007 01:52:31 AM
Author: ...........

RPG (Rocket Propelled Grenade)



Subject: jesus
Date: Jan 31 2007 01:03:15 AM
Author: fever

what an annoying abbreviation



Subject: gnarc
Date: Jan 31 2007 12:45:46 AM
Author: mitchell paprika

uh, it's the late 2000s. durrrr



Subject: Jansport
Date: Jan 31 2007 12:32:11 AM
Author: Sao

"Why yes, that IS my red backpack. I keep my dignity in it. And other stuff."

Who the fuck wears a backpack to the bar? He'd better be delivering a kilo or be 12 years old.



Subject: marketing idea
Date: Jan 31 2007 12:15:13 AM
Author: captain winnipeg

well it could be both, a bib to wipe off and a bag to carry around beers and a mickey for "later on". Plus hanging booze around your neck makes you popular with the "fellas".



Subject: mas
Date: Jan 31 2007 12:08:05 AM
Author: uno

is that a purse or a bib??? or both???



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The problem with that “Yeah, I’m a disgusting pig—fuck you” look is it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. Like when someone comes up to you on the bus and gets right up in your grill to say, “Oh I get it. YEAAAH, you’re just like the rest of them. You think I’m crazy too,” and you’re like, “Well, I do now.”

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