When you see fags in the West Village prancing around yelling “We’re here, we’re queer,” it’s a great big yaaaawn. When you see this puckered homo walking through the streets of Moscow (a place where they’re so scared of being near gays they prefer bats to knives), you feel like high-fiving him and screaming “Yoh, dude!” like he’s a human dare.
OKay, so its a fucking pre-op hermaphrodite. The thing that's crazy is that shim is hanging out in what looks like an autobody shop. Does shim fix cars for a living wearing imitation gucci??? That would be kind of a DO
Subject: oh Date: Apr 20 2006 12:30:52 PM Author: mal
This is it.
When humanity thought they've seen it all - this thing prances in stage left on fucking cue.
Subject: feyorce Date: Apr 17 2006 09:24:24 AM Author: brandrew
you don't look at gaysha like that! s/he is third generation russion killer tranny. s/he is going to be in the next kill bill and is supposedly going to bite bills balls off with his chiseled teeth and then give a school girl giggle with a mouth full of cum and blood and says "AIDS RULES!!!!"
look at his damn trainers, mate! It`sa a boy!
Bloody tranny!
Subject: at the wrists Date: Apr 14 2006 02:10:31 PM Author: look
totally a girl. The wrists are tapered, and slender. Men's are like straight sticks that jam into the hand.
so is she a do since she is not a brave fag?
Subject: Chinkstar Date: Apr 14 2006 05:53:06 AM Author: Problem solved!
Maybe he's a hermaphrodite chinky from that chemical spill area Minamoto. The napthalene in the water caused his genes to grow testicles and a uterus. And now his only solace is fashion....
Subject: Yummy Date: Apr 13 2006 03:35:20 AM Author: White Russian
I wish that cat was in my cell 218 when i was doin` my time (sigh) i`d do him
Subject: gross Date: Apr 12 2006 09:24:30 AM Author: take me back
I miss the days when guys were guys and girls were girls.
Subject: sleepy Date: Apr 12 2006 04:17:17 AM Author: ...
snore zzzzzzzzzzz
Subject: you guys are such fucking cheeseballs. Date: Apr 12 2006 03:19:29 AM Author: don't pretend
Am I the only only one who thinks the image is super-imposed? oh, by the way, vice sux!
Subject: don't..don't..don't believe the hype Date: Apr 11 2006 11:36:09 PM Author: test account
What difference does it make what gender?
He or she is still pretty fabulous.
MORE fabulous if it's a woman.
Women don't diva it out enough, anymore.
Subject: are you kidding me? Date: Apr 11 2006 11:15:59 PM Author: breakfast is a girl
NO CLASS. NO TASTE. just TRASH.
Subject: this is the subject line Date: Apr 11 2006 09:48:45 PM Author: and this is my name
this is such a fucking don't, it made the cut for do's
i have no problems making fun of vice but at least be accurate. vice = maxim? are you nuts? when was the last time maxim gave a shout out to fags? They are high fiving a gay man and saying yoh dude! you don't even see that in gay magazines like Details. Only in Butt
Subject: i'm supposed to be saving lifes... Date: Apr 11 2006 11:07:48 AM Author: Shwa
Are you people not aware of the adams apple.....this be man. If I were gay I'd order this bride in a heart beat....he's skinny but the feet, exceptionally large...
Subject: gaygaygaygay Date: Apr 11 2006 11:05:32 AM Author: isaac brock
gay guys can really mask themselves as women, i mean that's their occupation right? for example, Austin Scarlett. the do's and dont's aren't as bad as the hype claims it to be, but they are almost exactly like maxim. i don't know if maxim has become them or they have become maxim, but fuck man it's gay.
Subject: UPDATE Date: Apr 11 2006 11:09:19 AM Author: 3507321C
URGI HERE WAS ACTUALLY BEAT TO DEATH HATE CRIME STYLE BY A GANG OF BABUSHKAS COMING FROM BINGO.
Subject: Writers Date: Apr 11 2006 10:47:06 AM Author:
Hey it's not a chick, it's just some fudge-packer who writes for VICE. Don't Hate
Subject: huh? Date: Apr 11 2006 09:33:15 AM Author: Miss Woo
That homo-man is ugly as sin... next time put a girl or somethn in the 'dont's' why dontcha
Subject: Viceshit Date: Apr 11 2006 09:09:16 AM Author: Andrea
Hey, remember when the do's and don'ts were actually funny? Nope? No one?
Oh, and this is DEFINATELY a chick. It's like a flat-chested asian teen.
Subject: chick Date: Apr 11 2006 08:35:41 AM Author: stubag
looks lady like to me....
Subject: eat something, man Date: Apr 11 2006 08:23:35 AM Author: Aya
are you sure that's not a chick?
Basing your entire look around being surprised to see me is so flattering you might as well be dressed as a morning blowjob. Comments/Enlarge See all
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