Weddings are full of girls looking their best but when you see the one or two bad girls there, they make the others look like incredibly young grandmas.

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just don´t know, on May 21 2009 07:08:07 PM wrote:
She´s not that hot, the dress doesn´t fit her, but she seems to be kinda nice!


ss, on May 16 2009 04:32:09 AM wrote:
looks like the average consumer that made all the bad shit in the 90s sell.

4 non blondes cranberries etc...




Date: May 10 2008 12:15:59 AM
Author: aws

She is a looker. On another note, to the St. louis guy. pops is kinda lame, its not even close to being a dive, the only redeming factor it has is that it kinda looks like The Gas Works, the bar from waynes world. Try the the way out or something like that, a bit more fun that pops if you ask me.



Date: May 07 2008 12:40:27 PM
Author: TonShingWa

This brings to mind memories of warm summer evenings, cold white wine, delectable little goodies to nibble on, soft music, duct tape, baseball bat, Nitrus Oxide, KY Jelly, etc.etc.



Subject: GWAAAAH
Date: Jun 09 2007 05:06:15 PM
Author: bernard

there was a hot girl at my brothers wedding when i was like 18 and it blew my mind and made me really uncomfortably horny :O)



Subject: i
Date: May 12 2007 12:47:51 PM
Author: d

give her if she would let me



Subject: she absolutely rocks
Date: Apr 19 2007 01:20:18 PM
Author: davidpom

she's blowing a kiss, dumbass.



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Date: Apr 01 2007 09:48:00 PM
Author: ipdnmzky

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Subject: please spank me
Date: Mar 08 2007 01:58:43 AM
Author: sickaduck

Please come to St. Louis so I can take you to Pop's, the best dive bar in the world. The metal detectors are fuckin phenomenal.



Subject: asas
Date: Feb 20 2007 04:31:39 AM
Author: asda

buce favor mota fuajja - i like her style



Subject: thunder
Date: Feb 01 2007 10:57:35 PM
Author: frosty pillbottoms

two in the...



Subject: zip zap
Date: Feb 01 2007 12:24:49 PM
Author: Fry Guy

Yr girl is a sucker..



Subject: listen up
Date: Jan 30 2007 09:27:34 PM
Author: fuggedaboutit

yo, thats my girl

fuck with her and i'm coming for ya



Subject: pp
Date: Jan 28 2007 05:28:34 PM
Author: ganguro

totally panda punk.



Subject: hmmm
Date: Jan 28 2007 02:43:31 PM
Author: gigi

i saw some pics with those pusycat dolls and the brunette that can sing and a redhead had fingers like this chick.i never knew that junkies had fingers like these



Subject: Amen FHC
Date: Jan 25 2007 06:11:05 PM
Author: Norcos

Junkie fingers are hard to rid yourself of though.

But with pics like these, I could end up in the 'Dos'! Ha!

Makes me miss the good ol' days. Jersey H. The diesel. Mmmmm... Like Mom's chicken soup. Though it was Campbell's... Mom made it. Thus she owned it.



Subject: naysay say I
Date: Jan 25 2007 04:55:46 PM
Author: fuck haute couture

yeah, she's real cute, but she has weird junkie fingers and that's a no-go. Even if it's been three or four years since she was a junkie, those fingers will remain strangely bloated and ruddy FOREVER.

woohoo! (ex-?) junkies in the do's!!!!

as for her well-traveledness: I hear they have amazing H in Central America, South America, Northern Africa (the only part safe for tourists) and most of Asia.

Cheers!



Subject: This lovely lady
Date: Jan 24 2007 03:56:58 PM
Author: Butterscotch

I know her and I was at that wedding and we were all fucking wasted.... best wedding ever in fact!

I'm probably going to see this muffin on Friday in fact!

Not only is she gorgeous... she's brillant and talented and well travelled too.

Butter



Subject: this hottie
Date: Jan 23 2007 11:29:57 PM
Author: roller papi

this is a beautiful woman rite here and if she would come skate with me on just one monday i would marry her.. all u better show some dam respct..



Subject: cmnt
Date: Jan 23 2007 04:12:36 PM
Author: mant

guys, come on. can we just fucking respect the woman for 2 goddamn seconds, please?

"this girl is absolutely beautiful. id bet money that she shits things that are more intelligent than any of you."

as for you: reread your post and then kill yourself.



Subject: black dress
Date: Jan 23 2007 12:51:25 PM
Author: asexyrollerpapi

will you marry me?



Subject: wow
Date: Jan 23 2007 12:46:43 PM
Author: pete

i wish i was at that wedding



Subject: sexy as hell
Date: Jan 23 2007 12:44:56 PM
Author: chains

this girl is absolutely beautiful. id bet money that she shits things that are more intelligent than any of you.
spend less time jerking off at your computers and there won't be so much cum in your eyes. You may be able to see more clearly.



Subject: Grease It Up
Date: Jan 23 2007 09:34:52 AM
Author: Stile

I'd like to make furious love to her armpit



Subject: haw
Date: Jan 23 2007 01:55:15 AM
Author: haw

tupac came back as a white girl with big ol' hoop earrings. is that a 'hyphy' CD in his/her purse?



Subject: She knows everything!
Date: Jan 22 2007 09:15:59 PM
Author: Etiquette man.


That thing she has on her hand is for tying
cocks!



Subject: slap the shit out of you!
Date: Jan 22 2007 02:11:30 PM
Author: 52 blockz

I bet this girl could bitch slap half of you losers.



Subject: Yeah
Date: Jan 22 2007 12:32:41 PM
Author: Waterface

Nice bracelet-ring thong thingy, dork.



Subject: Karnov..
Date: Jan 22 2007 11:20:52 AM
Author: Leela

..I'm gonna go with "smelling her fingers"



Subject: s
Date: Jan 22 2007 08:24:20 AM
Author: Ladd

Why arent there any gilrs like that at the wedding i am at,i just get stuck in the toilett with my coke bag or hang in the bar



Subject: .
Date: Jan 22 2007 07:45:49 AM
Author: fuckfuck

Wow. Just wow.



Subject: .
Date: Jan 22 2007 07:21:24 AM
Author: Brooklyn Dodger

I'd say something really crass about all the things I'd do this chick in bed or in the bathroom of the church, but I won't. Nice tattoo, though.



Subject: .
Date: Jan 21 2007 06:09:34 PM
Author: .

"But really, no one likes a big-nosed chunk. Even if she does stand out from everyone else."


...what????????? are we looking at the same picture??????



Subject: girl in photo
Date: Jan 21 2007 12:39:19 PM
Author: rachel

i slept with her last night it was awesome....



Subject: Jesus is NOT my homeboy
Date: Jan 21 2007 03:03:26 AM
Author: Lordsmut

Chill your bean out bruv!

Listening to Rocky IV soundtrack and I loves it!!!!!!!!!!!


How you like me now????????????



Subject: hey jesus
Date: Jan 20 2007 04:27:46 PM
Author: um

So, is your girlfriend finally ready for the big-dick? Tell her to give me a call, I'll let you watch kiddo!



Subject: meaty biceps
Date: Jan 20 2007 04:27:33 PM
Author: clap shitty

her biceps are too meaty relative to her titties. i'd just be feeling the bicep, wishing it was a titty.



Subject: beelzebubbles
Date: Jan 20 2007 03:28:57 PM
Author: real whores

i hate people who don't drink or do drugs. and think it's cool. and the people who date them suck as well.

i'd totally text message her...



Subject: nice
Date: Jan 20 2007 03:18:36 PM
Author: jesus

based on the comments so far....YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS.

my girl friend has tattos(a few on the arm) and black hair. she's not a whore and she's proffesional, makes more than me on average.
she doesnt even drink or smoke pot. sorta irks me how folks look at something and make a snap judgement.

further more, its a little strange that more of you find her UNattrative as vice readers....so like blonde+big tits does it for you? or like, ghetto fabulous?

shit, some people just like tattos and the color black. (which isnt a color, i know) doesnt make 'em evil or a whore or anything.


whatever.



Subject: perfect
Date: Jan 20 2007 01:49:50 PM
Author: alex

wow, sometimes i clearly see how artists can be dumb struck by a beautiful creature like her and turn them into muses which haunt their dreams.

nowadays we call that stalking unfortunately, i wonder how long i'd have till she got a restraining order.



Subject: Whoa!
Date: Jan 20 2007 01:19:26 PM
Author: Arthur. C. Crunkelbe

This girl ripped herself out of my dreams.



Subject: not quite. redux.
Date: Jan 20 2007 12:51:38 PM
Author: marshgibbon

Actually, just caught the little thong-thing around the hand.

That's a 'don't' - she's probably really into karma and mandalas and crystals and...

I can't go on.

Love MG



Subject: almost...but not quite.
Date: Jan 20 2007 12:49:03 PM
Author: marshgibbon

The black nail varnish reveals this woman as someone who is still, deep in her heart, 14. And what's more, 14 thirty years ago.

The rest of it works though.

Love MG



Subject: you are rawkin rediculous
Date: Jan 20 2007 12:31:38 PM
Author: lol@u

dude c'mon we all know the mtv website is waaaay more rawkin than the vice website. i only come over here to let everyone know. seriously, the real action's on mtv.com. they have news about the really important stars, like blink 182 and kelly clarkson.



Subject: i must be retarded
Date: Jan 20 2007 12:04:57 PM
Author: matt

Semi-retarded. Not fully rawkin retarded. altho i wish i were cause if i was i wouldn't be able to post shitty comments on the Vice website. What's so special about the website anyways? It's the same as the station only it's on the internet. wow. how old are you? sixteen?



Subject: .`
Date: Jan 20 2007 11:53:07 AM
Author: iik

Oh, my God. Perfect.



Subject: say word
Date: Jan 20 2007 11:42:58 AM
Author: whatevs

this chick was at this big, stiff lutheran wedding I went to last year and I had to keep trying to cop a look without pissing my girlfriend off. you've been off your game lately vice, but you nailed this one.



Subject: rawk the fuck away!
Date: Jan 20 2007 11:31:44 AM
Author: lol@u

could you just rawk on over to the rawkin mtv website please. you are rawkin retarded! oh yeah to answer everyone's question... she is smelling her fingers suggestively to show you not only where they've been, but where they will be in the next half-hour. (if you guess groom's anus, you get a cookie!)



Subject: greatness
Date: Jan 20 2007 10:42:19 AM
Author: matt

Vice... holy turd christ. you guys and ladies rawk! i've been watching muchmusic and mtv lately and well, fuck, i'd rather look at my own pimply scared face for 10 years straight till the mirror sags and shatters into two billion six thousand and four pieces, cause really, you are the baseline of my orgasm that is my virginity that i wish i could give to a glossy filled booklet of some valuable number greater than fuck. rawk on. I actually like techno music so rawk the fuck off.



Subject: Wedding my ass
Date: Jan 20 2007 05:06:56 AM
Author: Leech

You sure that wasn't a burial ?

She looks scary



Subject: Mcd
Date: Jan 20 2007 03:29:27 AM
Author: greg

I bet she's WILD in the sack. hehe.



Subject: disgusting
Date: Jan 20 2007 03:03:44 AM
Author: swedish

horrid tatoos tacky jewellery and a face nearly as bad as yours..... great



Subject: mmmmhmmmm.
Date: Jan 20 2007 02:21:08 AM
Author: Johnson

But really, no one likes a big-nosed chunk. Even if she does stand out from everyone else.



Subject: beef strog. (abbreviation)
Date: Jan 20 2007 12:39:41 AM
Author: lexicon

Mad flava.



Subject: Ooooh black at a wedding.
Date: Jan 20 2007 12:12:11 AM
Author: Karnov

Is she fake smoking, blowing a kiss, or just smelling her fingers?



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