Is there anything worse than new parents? It’s one thing to make sure the baby’s nice and warm but why do they dress themselves and their pets like being “comfers cozers” is a matter of life and death?
Get off of Bedford already will you, lazy Vice photogs? Everyone in the Burg looks like this these days, including me.
Subject: *** Date: Jan 17 2007 06:20:28 PM Author: douchenozzle
Fun with fertility drugs, huh? No more mating over 30, please. Thanks ladies.
Subject: ... Date: Jan 15 2007 07:25:45 AM Author: thug mcgraw
ohh, ziss jahcket iss cool Inga, ya? all flouro ya...
Subject: ouch!! Date: Jan 15 2007 05:26:28 AM Author: jochen das kind
ouch!! gives me the creeps!! scaryscary shit !!
i will sterilyze myself today.
Subject: Photographers Date: Jan 11 2007 10:33:19 PM Author: Jarad
Get that fucking photographer's shadow out of this shitty photo.
Subject: Diary of a dog Date: Jan 11 2007 06:27:18 PM Author: Norcos
Dog in picture: You may have noticed that I travel the same route everytime you take me for a walk. It is no coincedence that this route traverses as many busy intersections as possible.
My neck has a crook from all the times you've walked me and held the leash firmly when I tried to run somewhere. But don't shed any tears for me. When dogs go to Heaven, God notes the size of their crook and factors it into the Judgement of their owners. My arduous efforts in my remaining walks will ensure that you fry in hell.
Thanks.. THL
Subject: the new rules Date: Jan 11 2007 12:51:48 PM Author: greg
the chai-latte generation should be wiped out
Subject: hmm Date: Jan 10 2007 06:21:42 PM Author: esteban
his jacket looks like it was made by Durex.
Subject: Worst of wishes.. Date: Jan 10 2007 05:28:20 PM Author: Norcos
I hope they end up like the Franke's.
Subject: yikes Date: Jan 10 2007 11:59:59 AM Author: pm
where do you even find threads like that? "Eurofag Emporium"?
Subject: beth Date: Jan 10 2007 11:16:03 AM Author: and thom
obvs, they've vomitproofed themselves.
Subject: Sven & Inga Date: Jan 10 2007 08:26:30 AM Author: Hasse
That's Sven and Inga from Sweden...Goteborg to be precise.
He's here working on a project for Electrolux North America.
They are actually very cool people- and he could kick the shit out of just about anyone in NYC.
Subject: We're all Date: Jan 10 2007 07:33:26 AM Author: gonna die
Yeah, fuck that whole "family" with "kids" shtick. We're all gonna be Indian or Chinese or some variant of the two in a few centuries anyway.
Subject: ... Date: Jan 10 2007 12:52:35 AM Author: Daddy's new boyfriend
I hope the baby mauls doggy shitface.
Subject: bark Date: Jan 09 2007 11:10:48 PM Author: woof
CUTEST DOG EVERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: ugh Date: Jan 09 2007 09:42:47 PM Author: sickend
they both dress like how their baby dresses. she even looks bald. ew.
Subject: f Date: Jan 09 2007 04:10:56 PM Author: your mom\'s best friend
I hope the dog mauls baby bugaboo shitface.
Subject: Born in the U.S.A. Date: Jan 09 2007 01:34:21 PM Author: Bob Log
This is what rich people in the midwest look like. Except Dad would be drunk and Mom would have "two packs a day and twenty minutes in the tanning booth" skin.
Subject: nice jacket Date: Jan 09 2007 08:50:28 AM Author: lol@u
whoa that jacket is the future of jackets!!! where do I get one???
Subject: Patagonia Date: Jan 09 2007 02:52:07 AM Author: A Rex
Oh THAT's who wears that jacket. I always wondered.
And it's expensive and high quality and all, but does anything suck worse than Patagonia when you get right down to it?
Subject: 30 Date: Jan 09 2007 01:02:27 AM Author: SW
Parents after 30 is SUCH a DON'T!
Subject: hip to be parents Date: Jan 08 2007 10:53:20 PM Author: ahowis
I live in East Village NYC and I always have to navigate around these family fools daily. eww. Although no hating on the dog! Bostons are the bestest
Fucking shitheads all hopped up on adventure and Oprah. That cumpouch sleeping in that horrible contraption is probably gonna grow up to be a dolphin trainer or something gay.
Subject: I'll Action you Figure! Date: Jan 08 2007 09:19:25 PM Author: Sarah Jane
This guy definitely walks around the house naked 99% of the time. He sees clothing as a toy or something to play in; that’s why he dresses like an action figure.
Subject: The stupid thing Date: Jan 08 2007 09:02:07 PM Author: CHOD
The stupid thing is that is a "bugaboo" stroller and costs at least $1000.00 and is as gay as their coats.
Subject: Boston terriers Date: Jan 08 2007 06:59:50 PM Author: Lola
They are the cutest fucking dogs known to man, and that's a big do.
Subject: no more douche bags please. Date: Jan 08 2007 06:58:48 PM Author: .............
knowing that these two had to have sex in order to make that baby makes me feel sick to my stomach.
Subject: big Date: Jan 08 2007 05:34:53 PM Author: brother
is watching you
Subject: Patagonia Date: Jan 08 2007 04:57:11 PM Author: Johnny
I've seen that jacket in Patagonia stores and I've always wondered 1. who would actually buy that color and 2. spend $300 on it and not take it to camp 4 beyond 20,000 feet. Looks like I have my answer. Besides that new parents and their goddamned strollers drive me batshit. Those things take up entire sidewalks and because they're parents they feel they have right of way. I have evil visions of side kicking the stroller out of my way spilling their poor little triple chinned shit factory on to the pavement.
Subject: ugh Date: Jan 08 2007 04:31:54 PM Author: RUCA
yes these are the asswipes that do baby yoga and mommy and me crochet ....you know your kids 'hip' shirt could pay for the whole bunch of brats at the domestic violence shelter in your own city not across the globe down the fucking street!
Subject: Dogs Date: Jan 08 2007 04:01:36 PM Author: Tanz
Boston Terriers are a do. I think fashion does not apply when the weather drops below 0 degrees. Fuck, i dont think fashion applies at all. Why do i read these.
Subject: 2. Date: Jan 08 2007 03:55:24 PM Author: 1.
yea new parents are the worst, right gavin?
Subject: Brooklyn Sucks Date: Jan 08 2007 03:54:50 PM Author: Smell the Jeter
This is why Detroit is the best city in America.
Subject: dubbadont Date: Jan 08 2007 03:27:00 PM Author: your mother's valued breast warmth
According to previous Do's and Don'ts, new parents = bouncers.
Subject: e Date: Jan 08 2007 03:12:24 PM Author: eg
hahaha boston terriers are a do.
mine is a good wrestling partner, she never quits!
Subject: boston terriers Date: Jan 08 2007 02:17:12 PM Author: mustache
then they shouldn't fucking have one. get a mutt instead of some inbred genetic freak status symbol.
Subject: bostons Date: Jan 08 2007 02:07:58 PM Author: velcrotrainer
don't get me wrong, the dude's jacket is horrifying. he looks like the staypuffed giant after getting a spray on tan.
but boston terriers are wusses about cold weather and actually do need sweaters in the wintertime.
Wearing a mishmash of 10 different textures is like taking our brains on a field trip to the Petting You.
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