Dressing alike is for tween twins, Norwegian new parents, and roommates that are scared of the world.

mike, on Aug 31 2009 03:19:00 PM wrote:
that's ice-t. whatever and whoever he does - he owns the "DO" category. fuck u, vice.


Date: May 08 2008 12:19:30 PM
Author: Boobies!

OMG those titties. Ladies, guys don't care if they're silicone.



Date: May 04 2008 05:31:18 PM
Author: WTF?

JAWLINE!!!



Date: Apr 16 2008 09:56:55 AM
Author: devil ducki

no, that's his wife Coco



Date: Apr 03 2008 05:08:06 AM
Author: moshaa

next to ice-t is the pornstar Holy Halston. check out Strap-on chicks #19...



Subject: Comment below
Date: Feb 27 2008 11:49:38 AM
Author: Ruby

Why is Ted such an ignorant asshole?



Subject: Why
Date: Feb 26 2008 07:42:43 PM
Author: Ted

Why do blacks rap about being black but then all run to the white ho's???



Subject: T
Date: Feb 04 2008 11:48:46 AM
Author: Lando

ha this guy made a million bucks rapping about being a 'cop killer'
now he makes a million bucks playing one on tv



Subject: maneater
Date: Oct 10 2007 06:36:56 PM
Author: sterling dinsmore

the pitbull of women.



Subject: la
Date: Oct 04 2007 06:27:25 PM
Author: la

absolute do in my books



Subject: nooooooo!
Date: Oct 02 2007 02:52:15 AM
Author: slurpeee

ice is awesome. that's why i think he can do better. he's selling himself way short with this trollop.



Subject: wtf that's REALLY ICE T !!!!!
Date: Sep 09 2007 06:47:10 AM
Author: hunter1909

I was just going to make a REALLY clever remark about how that fat assed black idiot looks just like ICE T... then I scroll down reading all the comments and wtf it IS that professional black man...

will wonders never cease?



Subject: THIS TRAMP
Date: Sep 05 2007 08:44:56 AM
Author: BLA BLA BLA

has so many silicone parts, I bet she bounces when she walks!
Stupid ugly bitch!



Subject: ---
Date: Aug 06 2007 08:28:54 PM
Author: math..

Greencard bonfire part 2.



Subject: Viagra
Date: Jun 18 2007 05:04:28 AM
Author: Viagra

"Order viagra online



Subject: eugh
Date: May 21 2007 10:37:07 PM
Author: so savvy

DONT get plastic surgery.



Subject: dumb ass people from nor-cal/orego n
Date: Apr 21 2007 03:08:53 PM
Author: regulator

anyone that says "hecka" should be shot in the head, or maybe have something implanted in their body that picks at their liver anytime they say that horrendous word.



Subject: hate all u want
Date: Mar 23 2007 06:33:23 AM
Author: lol@u

ice t is mad cool. and funny as shit.



Subject: wrecks n' effex
Date: Mar 05 2007 01:05:05 PM
Author: i'm a honky

jesus, you could cut a fucking diamond with that bitch's jaw. Like Whoaa.



Subject: Coco is the foulest bitch ever
Date: Mar 02 2007 07:00:37 PM
Author: blerrggghhh

This bitch defines foul, fake tits (with horrid surgery scars) butt implants, fake tan, a huge man jaw,a huge and disgusting box (has she had that done as well?) dumb as shit...have you heard her talk?

Tracy (Ice T) still lives in the 80's and thinks this is what girls are all about, he is a sad hypocritical sell out with the most ugliest bitch to ever abuse our eyes.




Subject: rap
Date: Feb 22 2007 10:05:16 PM
Author: riley

i'm pretty sure that if u ever put out an album called cop killer and have it banned from sale you can what ever the fuck you like to ur wifes mammories, that goes for your clothes as well



Subject: damn, look at them titties
Date: Jan 30 2007 06:45:36 AM
Author: up2l8

those titties are about to make a scene.

Snap their restraint, undulate around the room like those robo-cycloptic snake-like probes from War of the Worlds searching for a beverage or spilled drink or faucet to suck up and further inflate themselves.



Subject: hmm
Date: Jan 28 2007 02:50:03 PM
Author: gigi

nice watch.i think it s a parmigiani fleurier kalpa tourbilon.and if he spent all this time and money trying to find a watch that matched that ghetto angel outfit than ice t is a fucking retard because he just spent 50 000 grand on a watch that he can t wear with any other outfit,and i don t see any new ice t albums comming out



Subject: I did my part.
Date: Jan 22 2007 09:33:45 PM
Author: Orchard st. Tailor.


That dress was made of cum.



Subject: Vice missing the point
Date: Jan 22 2007 01:59:35 PM
Author: Rachel is Right.

Bullshit! What the fuck is wrong with you people? COCO is the biggest do on planet fucking earth. What is better than a pimp who falls for and marries his number one lady, or the lady who started off as a trasy two bit whore, and now is a made trashy two bit whore with a man who loves her enough to match with her when they're gettin ready. TRUE LOVE IS A DO!!!!!!!!!!!



Subject: bleach extravaganza
Date: Jan 18 2007 08:06:24 PM
Author: mzs

all right first of all that dude used to be a PIMP back in the day. now he's a freakin money maker! he's got coco who's fuckin hot! her ass is like every man's "backwards cowgirl", doggie style delight! don't even go there. ice say's "bitch you better wear white, i dont care if you on the mothafuckin rag" and she does it. thats his bitch! wassup. it's all good as long as you got some fine ass bitch next you.



Subject: tanz
Date: Jan 18 2007 04:46:08 PM
Author: fillibuster

why do white people think it's cool to turn their skin orange?



Subject: it's fine
Date: Jan 10 2007 01:03:24 PM
Author: sil

The only time I see celebs wearing all white like that is when their at P Diddy's white party. You can't get in unless everything on you is a certain shade of white. Is that where they were?



Subject: re: like white on rice
Date: Jan 10 2007 10:04:51 AM
Author: sweetpea

Vane$$a: bob marley was having an affair with (the very white) miss jamaica while he was living. he may be a dead icon, but he was still human. i can't fucking understand people who hold that guy up like he was some kind of a saint. he managed to popularise the most boring-ass genre of music on earth. and ice-t's been married to that drag queen for years now, so fucking what?



Subject: .
Date: Jan 09 2007 09:08:55 AM
Author: .

How do you think he felt in the morning, when after that mad night in Vegas he found out his new wife is a dude?



Subject: ew
Date: Jan 09 2007 06:04:50 AM
Author: Jean

could men be anything but giant penises..

why doesn't he wear as sign that says I HAVE VD AND AM A SHALLOW PIG

GROSS



Subject: scuze me?
Date: Jan 09 2007 02:47:57 AM
Author: bleier

Dude, i'm from norway. That shit is harsh. Fair enough ur all up in ICE T's area and all, but keep me out of it...



Subject: californians creep me out
Date: Jan 06 2007 10:47:50 AM
Author: jochen das rind

fuck, did he get old. i hope for him, that he doesnt fart his pants.
what is it with bimbos who take their feminity to an extend where it so caricature that they basically look like trannys? they allways have these weird masculine jaws.



Subject: Conundrum
Date: Jan 05 2007 09:42:54 PM
Author: The Human Stain

Ice T's not white? I thought Ice T was white. How can you try to be white when you were fucking born white. I always thought he was trying to be black, but then being white again when he did the Body Count thing. Weird.



Subject: he
Date: Jan 05 2007 07:45:09 PM
Author: he

he wants to be "white" like us.



Subject: old men
Date: Jan 05 2007 04:36:28 PM
Author: old man

this photo makes complete sense to those of a certain age. perhaps...this site is not the proper venue.



Subject: Don't drink it.
Date: Jan 05 2007 12:10:25 PM
Author: Mr. Tea

Ass tea.



Subject: s
Date: Jan 05 2007 12:14:24 AM
Author: Frill

That gear is hecka wack but Ice T is cool - he must like Coco for some reason more than looks cuz god knows he could get a thousand hot young LA hoes in a second. These dos and don'ts are kinda Tiger Beat.



Subject: pix
Date: Jan 04 2007 11:40:27 PM
Author: Minou

... that's waaaay too bad, 'cause Ice-T owns.

*sigh*

Damn!



Subject: :(
Date: Jan 04 2007 03:48:05 PM
Author: :(

her boobs scare me



Subject: i just
Date: Jan 04 2007 02:28:38 PM
Author: puked

ice ts girl looks like shit........shit



Subject: F U VICE
Date: Jan 04 2007 01:45:49 PM
Author: forever

Never, NEVER diss Ice-T you assholes! He will forever be a DO, retards



Subject: Coco
Date: Jan 04 2007 01:30:30 PM
Author: Miss Woo

Has a fantastic ass



Subject: Pop shots?
Date: Jan 04 2007 12:12:01 AM
Author: MFB

"POP shots"?

"Get a grip of something other than the GLUE BOTTLE" ???

Oookay.

P.S.: Is that a tranny? Looks like the O.G. is into chicks-with-dicks.



Subject: ?
Date: Jan 03 2007 09:32:34 PM
Author: booty count

Cop Killaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!



Subject: Two Thumbs Down
Date: Jan 03 2007 06:11:36 PM
Author: Blah

Dissing Ghostface then Ice-T? What's next... Are you going to start taking pop shots at Kool Keith ... or even Kool Herc? Get a grip of something other than the glue bottle.



Subject: Mike
Date: Jan 03 2007 03:27:41 PM
Author: Vane$$a

"You can't 'Don't' Ice T, even if he's dressed like an Oompah Loompah. He's a DO. Always."

Didn't you get the memo, numb nuts? Ice T DON'Ted himself a long time ago. We're just following his orders.



Subject: yes.
Date: Jan 03 2007 03:03:22 PM
Author: Mr.

I bet "coco" dress him upp...



Subject: it's Ice T
Date: Jan 03 2007 02:19:26 PM
Author: mike

You can't 'Don't' Ice T, even if he's dressed like an Oompah Loompah. He's a DO. Always.



Subject: hmmmmmm
Date: Jan 03 2007 12:47:48 AM
Author: peeknuckle

Who would I rather tittyfuck here? I'm gonna have to think this one out for a spell



Subject: .
Date: Jan 02 2007 02:29:40 PM
Author: .

time to fuck the coco



Subject: !!
Date: Jan 02 2007 11:53:52 AM
Author: !!

her boobs sicken me... they look like tumors.

seriously.




Subject: asdsdafas
Date: Jan 02 2007 11:19:06 AM
Author: Red

He's not even wearing a dress...



Subject: Sobby, Sob, Sob
Date: Jan 02 2007 10:21:49 AM
Author: Oxford

I can't wait until one of their mongrel offspring puts out an album full of shitty songs about how hard it was being a mulatto in America.

Fuck. That's going to be torture.



Subject: This.
Date: Jan 02 2007 05:30:09 AM
Author: Hey.

He's got small chubby hands (which is probably how his dick looks - small & chubby), some weird ring, an uggly white watch (to match, how fucking gay), man-boobs, uggly shoes, a cap that looks like a skater-cap, and sunglasses, and he's inside!!!!!!!!

And then we have'nt even talked about the creature on the left yet....



Subject: too muscular and tanned but..
Date: Jan 02 2007 05:26:07 AM
Author: Mr. Baraka

"Ok, she's got big tits ... but have you ever seen her HUGE ass?"

PICS NOW



Subject:
Date: Jan 02 2007 04:33:37 AM
Author:

her fake tan matches his skin tone and her facelift makes her look like sylvester stallone and/or that chick whose in hella christopher guest movies. and t looks like he shit his pants.



Subject: come the fuck on
Date: Jan 02 2007 04:21:01 AM
Author: rip lifesucksdie

I'm sorry, but Ice T...I mean, Ice T...this is the first don't that I have not agreed with...come on, ICE T...dude could have on grills made of cloned human baby teeth, with a full suit of vagina fur and he would still not be a don't...come on, man...ICE T....be real



Subject: ?
Date: Jan 02 2007 12:59:42 AM
Author: ?

The dude below me is fucking nutter



Subject: Dewssssoooo1337
Date: Jan 01 2007 11:51:49 PM
Author: mikey

HYerMusssKewlorhihsreddeeemerffrumdonlandhischronomeerisafak
ey.heislowini.heisacu8nfeaurew,.depodepowehaamidoinhrere



Subject: Okaaay
Date: Jan 01 2007 11:33:36 PM
Author: Dirtysweet

Ok, she's got big tits ... but have you ever seen her HUGE ass?



Subject: .
Date: Jan 01 2007 11:12:38 PM
Author: knucklehead

Does anyone think Ice-T likes tittyfucking?



Subject: notsomuch
Date: Jan 01 2007 11:02:31 PM
Author: pooky

Vice... This is such a do, on don't people. Have some courage. You're slipping.



Subject: overdone
Date: Jan 01 2007 10:53:45 PM
Author: sangha

even his watchband is white.



Subject: the effects of condo living in miami
Date: Jan 01 2007 10:28:43 PM
Author: clive

is this what happens when pimps retire?



Subject: scary whore
Date: Jan 01 2007 09:20:14 PM
Author: Lou_Weed

That is one scary white hooker Ice-T chose to marry.



Subject: a house painters' radio
Date: Jan 01 2007 08:38:22 PM
Author: Dr. Know


"like a house painters' radio" is going into immediate rotation here in thunder bay.

cheers on that e-


p.s. Vane$$a, i moonlight as an anti Leninist-proctologist if you're into that sorta thing




Subject: HBO reference
Date: Jan 01 2007 08:06:23 PM
Author: babykeepsitreal

pimps up, hoes down. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0214005/



Subject: Gross.
Date: Jan 01 2007 07:52:24 PM
Author: VELOCITUS

Coordinating outfits is not a hobby.



Subject: - - = +
Date: Jan 01 2007 07:27:00 PM
Author: ingenting

minus minus doesnt always equals a plus



Subject: "Coco"
Date: Jan 01 2007 05:47:13 PM
Author: e-

Her face will look like a house painter's radio by 10pm



Subject: like white on rice
Date: Jan 01 2007 05:26:38 PM
Author: Vane$$a

You spend your whole life thinking that Ice-T wants to be like Malcolm X or a Black Panther or something, but then he gets old and you realize he just wanted to be a comfy white guy married to a Tommy Lee one-night stand. I wonder if Che Guevara, Bob Marley, or Kurt Cobain would have gone this route in their forties.



Subject: tits
Date: Jan 01 2007 05:18:41 PM
Author: yeah

they deserve to be shit on for doing this more than once http://horndog.com/Home/10369/Celebrities/images/coco-ice-t-
2.jpg /> but nice tits



Subject: ice-T
Date: Jan 01 2007 03:41:01 PM
Author: Jimmie

y.b.l.g.b.n.a.f



Subject: yes yes
Date: Jan 01 2007 02:45:52 PM
Author: wellington

coco is so beautiful



Subject: grandpa is into fubu
Date: Jan 01 2007 02:37:21 PM
Author: dr know

is that Ice T?
whether it is/isn't, what's up with dressing gangsta when you're 50? is 50 ever gangsta when you're sporting a set of bitch tits and dress like an 14 year old boy?
it's too much. i'm off to huff lysol.



Subject: re
Date: Jan 01 2007 02:09:27 PM
Author: jeppe

im norwegian!=))



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