Hey Genevalisse, how about just a pube of subtlety? Even worms do a little “pretend I don’t want it” dance before they mate. [Click for video]

Guy, on Oct 14 2008 12:39:58 AM wrote:
I guess now Jay Z there has a 100 problems.


Date: Jun 03 2008 11:00:38 AM
Author: her feet

are very large.



Date: May 14 2008 08:55:49 AM
Author: Roger Uranis

Reminds me of when I was incarcerated and my skinny boyish cellmate used to were her wig for me Ummm tossing salad.



Date: May 08 2008 12:35:11 PM
Author: OhhhhhHHH

Uh YEAh! DO! All women should be taken in this position, and offer themselves this way.



Subject: -
Date: Aug 02 2007 11:23:39 PM
Author: armonikos

is that ed lover???



Subject: vbs
Date: Jun 15 2007 03:23:57 PM
Author: haha

hey 5 point magnifying glass, you could have
burnt a hole in the wall if you stayed still for a minute



Subject: face guy
Date: May 13 2007 08:09:58 PM
Author: patty p

that guy is clearly saying,in the the leon phelps ladie's man voice, "baby i dont even know how she got in here". and guess whos takin the picture. oh yeah, youre busted Shaqueem, B-U-S-T-E-D.



Subject: fuck
Date: May 11 2007 12:06:45 AM
Author: gal

she's a fucking whore.
maybe chicks should shut their legs once and a while and have a little more class.



Subject: but...
Date: Feb 26 2007 04:04:18 AM
Author: busey

i just rubbed one out



Subject: ok but
Date: Feb 18 2007 12:39:32 AM
Author: nizza

G.H.B



Subject: hmm
Date: Jan 28 2007 02:52:42 PM
Author: gigi

that girl is gorgeus ,just look at her.but i didn t even noticed her at first because i started to laugh at that guy's face



Subject: q
Date: Jan 23 2007 10:37:00 PM
Author: hh

why is everyone capping on the woman with lordosis? did anyone bother to look at the fugly twatmouth siting on the edge of the bed next to her? ever stop to consider that she has gone into flatuelent mode in attempts to drive him off?



Subject: worms
Date: Jan 21 2007 01:57:45 PM
Author: crys

yes, worms are hermaphrodites, you get partial credit. But they can and do mate. Read a fucking biology book dumbass



Subject: do or don't
Date: Jan 19 2007 05:21:37 PM
Author: vincenoir

she's fit but you know she's all "yeah take a picture of me look what i'll do to be in a photo" no class



Subject: ..
Date: Jan 18 2007 04:29:22 PM
Author: da

This Aubar/58?



Subject: your all fags
Date: Jan 18 2007 04:18:50 AM
Author: your all fags

your all fags....she is so fucking hot



Subject: Genevalisse!!!!
Date: Jan 16 2007 11:07:55 AM
Author: Duder

That is more likely than not her real name! You see, that's how it is with these "Papa Romeos"
Bravo Foxtrot Zulu Niner



Subject: 1
Date: Jan 12 2007 10:05:24 AM
Author: Why would you do this?

15 year old "/b/tards" trying to raid vice.

Well done, no one cares.

I'm just a little enoyed that I bothered reading your comments.

I like that guys shirt.

I like those stripey shirts.

They remind me of when I was about 10, I had lots of them.



Subject: who is
Date: Jan 10 2007 09:35:47 AM
Author: asdf

who is Genevalisse



Subject: fuckin gross!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Jan 06 2007 09:29:27 PM
Author: i feel sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus! That girls so fuckin nasty her picture gave me AIDS. does anyone else smell dead tuna?



Subject: Medical Insurance
Date: Jan 05 2007 02:23:50 PM
Author: Norcos

She should really have a chiropractor correct that.



Subject: Good News Duke Lacross Team!!!!
Date: Jan 04 2007 12:56:04 PM
Author: William Shatner

FINALLY!!!! A drug that makes women arch their back and smile...I was getting so damn tired of the ones that make the girls go all pouty pouty...or just knocks them out completely...thus making it very difficult to drag them out of the taxi into my dorm room.



Subject: this
Date: Jan 03 2007 10:32:52 PM
Author: monica

are you all retarded? this is not "hot or not". this is vice FASHION DONTS. that means a comment on what they are wearing or doing. actually...all you cuntbags who protest the fact that this is a DONT don't even deserve an explanation because you just won't get it. you all fail.



Subject: Pain
Date: Jan 03 2007 09:16:39 PM
Author: Sarah

reading peoples comments is physically
painful & bile inducing

are the people who work for vice
the only ones who "get it" ?

its disturbing



Subject: uh, this picture.
Date: Jan 03 2007 07:59:39 PM
Author: withyouinrockland

everything about this picture is awesome. even the retarded look on the guy's face. the fact that he's halfway visible probably is a comment on his state of mind... but anyway, i totally wanna have this girl's baby.



Subject: ____________
Date: Jan 03 2007 12:41:54 PM
Author: greg

worms don't mate. they are hermaphrodites.



Subject: DO
Date: Jan 02 2007 12:15:29 PM
Author: Do

DOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

This is soo Do that whoever wrote the caption, is either Gay, homosexual, or a bender......

(or maybe a jealous chick..but i don't reckon, cos even a chick would "DO" her..)

this is not about fantasy or perversion or both ..this is a man recognising a monster screw/Do...

oh and that dude is a stupid pimp



Subject: therapy
Date: Dec 31 2006 04:35:49 PM
Author: GhostE

Ass Face Killah



Subject: Shorts
Date: Dec 31 2006 05:16:51 AM
Author: Bee

Ugly ass white and grey camo shorts. I hate people who wear camo anything!!! Except for my boyfriend, cuz he is adorable.



Subject: .
Date: Dec 31 2006 04:20:07 AM
Author: .

Sexy step-daughter and Dad. Chillin on vacation 1995



Subject: Democrats Are The Leaders
Date: Dec 31 2006 03:54:35 AM
Author: Jessy McSubway

FUCK BUSH



Subject: what is the The Advocate
Date: Dec 31 2006 03:45:52 AM
Author: Jessy McSubway

you got to change this to a Do, otherwise this will forever stand as an example of what happens when men get too deep into fashion: gayness



Subject:
Date: Dec 31 2006 01:00:38 AM
Author:

do! maybe the greeks were onto something with the whole 12 year old boy thing.



Subject: the end
Date: Dec 31 2006 12:59:27 AM
Author: ....

It is true girls who are into black guys do seem to want to be treated badly

You just know that the product of this coupling will be weaned on coca cola and 2nd hand pot smoke...

Ahhhhh diversity



Subject: response to !!'s point #4
Date: Dec 29 2006 08:03:20 PM
Author: Ass Muncher Box Luncher

hey !! if that's the ass of a 12 year old boy, line em up for my dork persuasion that they should take off their shirt (underpants). hey when this chick falls over in the snow does she make two bumps? gavin dont ask us to do pushups because your donts a do. shes a do do

also a do is that oriental chick with the tattoos in the windy city heat shoot where perry tries to sit in her lap = BONE, ALONE



Subject: she's presenting
Date: Dec 29 2006 05:10:16 PM
Author: Fool Flower

King me!



Subject: racism
Date: Dec 29 2006 05:04:01 PM
Author: bob

girls who like black guys like to be treated like shit.



Subject: defjam afterhours
Date: Dec 29 2006 01:09:50 PM
Author: pm

Russell Simmons' bachelor party. total blackmail material.



Subject: !!
Date: Dec 29 2006 11:41:34 AM
Author: !!

1)this is obviously a porn shoot

2)one can only assume the gentleman in the pic is her dad/manager

3)that bed is fucking awesome to the max

4)the girl has an ass of a 12-year-old boy



Subject: legs
Date: Dec 29 2006 07:59:06 AM
Author: chicken

She looks happy,

probably enjoying the last 15 minutes of life without AIDS.



Subject: game
Date: Dec 29 2006 07:33:24 AM
Author: prince charles

checkmate.



Subject: her
Date: Dec 29 2006 07:31:44 AM
Author: friendster

girl got game fo' sho!



Subject: fo
Date: Dec 28 2006 11:01:43 PM
Author: fee

yeah well the don't refers to the lack of finesse in play, and nothing else (oh drop and give me 50)



Subject: yeah
Date: Dec 28 2006 10:20:22 PM
Author: so what?

that dude is black

she could be wearing a masterlock around her shit and he would still be trying to get up on it


she is dumb for thinking she needs to try...at all



Subject: htg
Date: Dec 28 2006 10:08:51 PM
Author: nick

um hello look at the bed.

the bed is the greatest DO of all time




Subject: ewaf
Date: Dec 28 2006 10:03:34 PM
Author: few

i think you have the past two dos and donts mixed up



Subject: I beg to differ.
Date: Dec 28 2006 09:40:17 PM
Author: drStrangelove

This would be a don't if she was ugly.. Sadly enough she's a hotticus maximus.



Subject: little tits cunt of fire
Date: Dec 28 2006 08:42:54 PM
Author: ass of vanilla musk

gavin or whoever wrote this, you're becoming too old to do the donts. you're turning from funny old brother with the occasional cautionary captions about calming down and seeing the stds through the hotness, to full on dick a lick dad

"eh don't listen to your boners guy, this girl's a slut. go home and jack off to the dos instead"



Subject: -
Date: Dec 28 2006 08:04:21 PM
Author: Juelz

that girls looks mad good



Subject: what!?!?
Date: Dec 28 2006 05:26:10 PM
Author: alex

skanks are a don't? bullshit! civilization itself would crumble into a miasma of despair if the skank were to ever become extinct. all hail the skank, giver of life to boners and all assorted juices.


increasingly i'm beginning to believe the author(s) of the comments that go with the pictures has burst out of his closety coccoon into full faghood and this is his subtle (bwah! yeah right!) way of trying to come out publicly.



Subject: Ruby in Pussylice
Date: Dec 28 2006 04:34:18 PM
Author: Tony Badassassino

I'm glad to see that Ashley Judd finally made it into the sack with a member of the University of Kentucky basketball team, albeit the middle-aged retarded waterboy.



Subject: whatever
Date: Dec 28 2006 04:00:31 PM
Author: pbel

Actually, hipsters pretend they don't want it before they mate. Worms probably don't... They're not that self involved.



Subject: your all nuts
Date: Dec 28 2006 03:59:39 PM
Author: exretail

common- this is the greatest thing in all the billions of years of evolution. this chick is like hey, i know my purpose, lets get on with the jungle business



Subject: Zip Zap Zoobety-Bop!
Date: Dec 28 2006 03:48:33 PM
Author: trebor

Is that Bill Cosby! He looks sprightly in his old age.



Subject: 4
Date: Dec 28 2006 03:33:39 PM
Author: chan

fuck you /b/



Subject: vv
Date: Dec 28 2006 02:05:55 PM
Author: v

wedgie
looks uncomfortable



Subject: -
Date: Dec 28 2006 12:00:53 PM
Author: yowza

This is all taking place in a customized van.



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