Ladies, you can diet and use all the $80 carrot mud-bath masks you want. This is basically all we’re asking for (assuming the shoes go back on). [Click for video]

Date: May 12 2008 04:59:03 AM
Author: whee

holy crap - someone get gary to right this stuff and everything would be good again...



Date: Apr 24 2008 09:13:24 PM
Author: Hell to the yes

At first I was a little apprehensive as to why this was a do, but Ill be damned if this girl doesn't give a fuck what anyone says, and gets more ass than you too.



Date: Apr 18 2008 04:18:15 PM
Author: oh yeah

I'd totally eat her asshole. and then I'd nut on her fabulous tits.



Date: Apr 04 2008 06:17:58 AM
Author: joker

This is a screen cap from the alternate ending of Full Metal Jacket where instead of having Private Pyle cracking and murder-suiciding the DI's ass, he just gets himself kicked out of the military by tarting it up and going down on Snowball.



Date: Apr 01 2008 09:01:47 AM
Author: Stella

At least she can lose weight, you will all be assholes forever.



Date: Mar 29 2008 05:07:00 PM
Author: alf stewart

thats a flamin' dont



Date: Mar 25 2008 10:24:03 PM
Author: yiggity

Jeez of Nazareth, this is a DON'T! Irony is reserved for t-shirts that say silly shit on them. This broad looks like a B-squad dancer at a Providence, RI strip club...



Subject: Hm...
Date: Mar 05 2008 01:19:13 AM
Author: Concerned skinny bia

Is this an ironic do or something?



Subject: yeah... so .....
Date: Dec 26 2007 07:03:50 AM
Author: wiles

totally , thats a dont , seriously you kats are slipping in your old age.



Subject: whoa
Date: Dec 06 2007 09:49:17 PM
Author: Christian The Bastard

This is a DON'T. Be proud of yourself yes, but...for god's sake, there are limits!



Subject: larf
Date: Dec 28 2006 02:59:08 PM
Author: Suroosh

When this is considered a "do" only because it's holding a pair of fucking silver stilettos - we know Gavin's foot fetish has officially gone too far



Subject: well
Date: Dec 28 2006 12:54:10 PM
Author: ok

Plump girls are sometimes sexy sure, but not this one. Ugly masculine face, small tits (if she lost the weight she'd have none), and a bit too heavy. Buffalo 66 era Christina Ricca is sexy-plump, this isn't.



Subject: Heh
Date: Dec 28 2006 12:29:26 PM
Author: Sao

Fistheads, I like that.



Subject: seriously
Date: Dec 28 2006 11:13:10 AM
Author: Joey

When I see supermodels on the runway I see tall boys in expensive clothes. 14 year olds like to tell the world who they would let blow them and it's usually noone less than Jessica Alba but I live in the real world and this girl looks like a lot of fun (like fun to fuck and then makes good jokes later).



Subject: vice fell off
Date: Dec 28 2006 10:27:35 AM
Author: huh?

so shes barefoot on the street, about 220 pounds? wearing a cheap playboy bunny costume. Shes a do? explain. Im a guy I dont want that, shes like the fat girl in highschool who would fuck anybody.



Subject: dooooo
Date: Dec 28 2006 08:38:43 AM
Author: miss amy

She looks like Nicole Richie before she stopped eating. Remember when she was all fat and on heroin? That was awesome.



Subject: dsff
Date: Dec 28 2006 07:05:24 AM
Author: sd

A don't, but she'd be alright if she was a little bit thinner.



Subject: what??
Date: Dec 28 2006 01:59:43 AM
Author: fuck post let's be modern for a second

I love these critiques. I've read hundreds of them.

I wish I could know what McInnes thinks about the disparity in intelligence between himself and the majority of fistheads who post comments here?



Subject: Husker Don't
Date: Dec 28 2006 01:17:05 AM
Author: Brown Clown

This goes beyond a Don't into a Never.



Subject: ĦEy Cabron!
Date: Dec 28 2006 01:10:14 AM
Author: Cujo Mendes

CHUPA MI PUTA, LOCO!



Subject: bad idea
Date: Dec 28 2006 12:36:19 AM
Author: gary

She looks like she'd spend the night panting, "I like to give more then I like to receive," in a raspy man voice while giving a handjob that makes you think you're about to get your foreskin ripped off. Leave the lights on and stare at her man face and you've basically experienced being in prison



Subject: fjksdl
Date: Dec 28 2006 12:03:35 AM
Author: mc is stupid

dont



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