Girls use lower-back tattoos to encourage your subconscious to think about doggy. When guys have them it makes you think of prison. Throw in some cartoon characters for 11-year-olds and you’re basically taking a shit in my brain.
NicaInCali, on Jul 15 2009 11:35:44 AM wrote: I really hope that's fake!
uli, on Feb 23 2009 07:21:17 PM wrote: keep breeding shit, one day we need it to clog
the pipes of the up and cumming..
Date: Jun 01 2008 06:30:57 AM Author: billy jean
i almost clicked "next" until i got hypnotised by his assbeard coming out a little
Date: May 27 2008 05:31:16 PM Author: WaffleNazi
the Wolverine tattoo might not be real (beautifully applied temporary one though, meaning he had his younger brother hold it in place with a wet flannel for 20 minutes which was probably super traumatic) but the skull one is, and with all those back freckles it looks like a biohazard sign in a fog of toxic smoke. Like your plane crashes there, and you see the sign and your like 'bio-what? GACCKCKKKKKKKKHAAAAGGKKK'
Subject: . Date: Dec 27 2007 11:14:19 PM Author: james
looks computer-fake
Subject: chubby nerds are fun to fuck Date: Jun 17 2007 10:00:24 AM Author: cyclops
That's some milky white skin.
Subject: ha! Date: Feb 02 2007 06:27:44 PM Author: flauncy
this is my ex. seriously.
Subject: whoa Date: Jan 18 2007 08:22:33 PM Author: mzs
usually when a girl tats her lower back its called a tramp stamp for men its called a fag tag....no pun intended. im a stripper dirty jokes come easily.
Subject: wolfy Date: Jan 17 2007 03:43:33 PM Author: Lavish Lee
it's probly jack black.
Subject: lmao. Date: Jan 07 2007 08:29:27 AM Author: girl
if i woke up next to this kid, i would probably cuddle and be like "omg that movie was sooo great, we must've watched x-men II like a hundred times now! let's watch LXG, kay?" and he'll be like "but the movie was sooo different from from the original graphic novel!" but he would be too nice to say no so we'll watch LXG and giggle or something.
Subject: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Date: Jan 06 2007 09:25:13 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
i was going to say something really rude but i have a feeling being this kid is probly punishment enough.
Subject: What do I win? Date: Jan 06 2007 05:40:51 PM Author: Lili St Cynical
If I woke up next to this dude, first I'd convince him that he wanted me to use his favorite toy on him from behind, then I would go down to the kitchen, kiss his mom, bring scalding malt-o-meal back up to the room, and dump it out on his lower back while he was hog tied in the fetal position.
Subject: Mural Date: Jan 06 2007 06:56:47 AM Author: KidFinkelstein
He has depicted on his ass a pitch battle between The Avengers (left cheek) and the Justice league (right) It's all part of a little game he plays every time he poops.
Subject: Target Acquired Date: Jan 04 2007 01:13:31 PM Author: Basin City Loco
Spidey...I see that you have successfully located our hero's left nipple...Now Jackie Boy it is entirely up to you...a leeetle to your right...a leeetle more.
Subject: The Gospel of Mexico Date: Jan 01 2007 04:15:55 PM Author: Mexico
You're all talking shit now but when those 10 inch Adamantium claws drop and the blood starts flying will you still be mocking the insane power of WOLVERINE? No, you'll be running for the fucking door you pussies. Martyrs like this were sent to us from X Men heaven to spread the word. If Jesus came back today you wouldn't even have the decency to kill him. You'd invite him to dinner and talk shit about him once he leaft. Shame on you all.
Subject: c Date: Dec 31 2006 04:11:16 AM Author: c
Ladies,
What would you do if you woke up next to this shit? Keep in mind his mom is downstairs and the smell of malt-o-meal is in the air.
Best answer wins
Subject: subconscious? Date: Dec 29 2006 10:07:12 AM Author: freud
what is this nonsense about "subconscious"? isn't every guy perfectly CONSCIOUS of the fact that they want to nail girls with lower-back tattoos from behind? there's nothing subliminal about it. it's completely obvious to all parties involved.
Subject: this cunt Date: Dec 29 2006 07:45:52 AM Author: whatevs
you hold him down,i'll kick him in the nuts,a chinese burn(ankles and wrists) wind him,a kick in the shins and then kick him in the nuts,again.
i think i love him.
Subject: sex Date: Dec 28 2006 10:21:26 PM Author: gross
I hope no one ever has sex with him, ever.
Subject: Patton? Date: Dec 28 2006 06:23:10 PM Author: Christ Juice
That's really Patton Oswalt? Hot shit!
Subject: yeabitch Date: Dec 28 2006 01:23:33 PM Author: oh
Cheezy grundle hair
Subject: fagetry of the penis Date: Dec 28 2006 01:19:56 AM Author: Hugh Jackman
Maybe "Wolvewrine" is what he calls his butt tuft.
Subject: Boulderfist Date: Dec 27 2006 11:18:18 PM Author: WoW
STFU Patton Oswald is a big DO!
lawlalwlalwlalwlalwlal
Subject: writing Date: Dec 27 2006 11:09:01 PM Author: anyone
does mcginnis or whatever still write these?
Subject: so Date: Dec 27 2006 08:32:42 PM Author: fake
Judging by the posters on the wall of his bedroom and the true glory that are his sheets, I don't think this guy has much to worry about when it comes to other people seeing any of his tattoos unless he corners them at a party and starts lifting his shirt.
Subject: review Date: Dec 27 2006 06:21:09 PM Author: sprinkle me
he might not have any back hair, but he's still got a tuft of butt threads.
Subject: still Date: Dec 27 2006 02:38:49 PM Author: jeebus
its still better than being a hipster...getting pounded in the ass in prison is also better..much better
Subject: no Date: Dec 27 2006 02:12:00 PM Author: fuck haute couture
this is not a real tattoo. sorry.
Subject: ~ Date: Dec 27 2006 12:16:40 AM Author: poos poos
The dudes back isn't even hairy, he's a fraud I say.
What do we have in the sticks of North America, fat pink people with unfunny T-shirts and Big Mac sauce on their chins? Russia has Evenks feeding reindeer from their kitchen window and having 3,658 words for snow. It’s like their whole culture is looking at us going, “And SNAP!” Comments/Enlarge See all
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