We told this guy men’s legs should be heard and not seen and he screamed, “Oh bondage, up yours!” and ran away.

Date: Mar 29 2008 03:56:10 AM
Author: will

i was about to say, the xrayspex ref kinda means this guy is a bit of a lord, let him flare if thats what he wants, siesly
DO



Subject: rad
Date: Jan 09 2008 09:43:02 AM
Author: thrashflash

x-ray spex are hell rare!



Subject: ..,
Date: Dec 21 2007 09:41:55 PM
Author: banshee

Wedgies that far up your asscrack counts as bondage.



Subject: ...
Date: Nov 23 2007 10:35:54 PM
Author: The Pest

Cotton Chop Thy Si...yes aye meat pie...or a real slab of pork in his case.



Subject: location
Date: Nov 22 2007 03:18:08 PM
Author: lexander

This photo was taken near Akihabara in central Tokyo. who wants to party?



Subject: ahh haha
Date: Apr 29 2007 07:27:01 PM
Author: Jla

i second that! sooo good.



Subject: oh and..
Date: Feb 27 2007 10:59:31 PM
Author: regualr james

send pics.



Subject: 1 in 10000000
Date: Feb 27 2007 10:58:02 PM
Author: regualr james

nah man, you really need to see the front to know for sure. i mean stems like those, when youre looking, are everywhere.



Subject: oh shit?!
Date: Feb 24 2007 02:03:48 AM
Author: dan

can anybody find out where this was taken??? cuz i swear that i know this guy from a rehab when i was younger.. if it is i ve got plenty of other pics of the guy...



Subject: poly styrene
Date: Feb 18 2007 11:40:53 AM
Author: Lolly

"Some people say little girls should be seen and not heard, but I say OH BONDAGE UP YOURS..... 1234!!!"
*duhduhduhduhduhduhdhhhhhhhhhhhhhU*

what a fucking ace song. i DJ'ed it once and all these crusty punks went "way-oh!"



Subject: oh jeez
Date: Jan 14 2007 02:08:55 PM
Author: john

the world according to straight, pubescent boys.



Subject: creepy bum
Date: Jan 06 2007 09:16:58 PM
Author: eeek

why is it that fat dudes have such little actual bum area? like the bottom of it is so tiny? it's kinda weird and creepy.



Subject: Uh
Date: Jan 04 2007 11:08:56 PM
Author: So

Honestly it's like he forgot to even put some god damn pants on. If you're going to rock short shorts (I'm a fag who does from time to time), you need to NOT have them encased so far your ass that it makes people cry.



Subject: him,obviously
Date: Jan 04 2007 07:54:31 AM
Author: chuckleberry slim

he looks like he was drawn by robert crumb.



Subject: "oh bondage up yours"
Date: Dec 29 2006 03:38:19 PM
Author: moomoo

lol....i love that song. it's by Xay Spec



Subject: poly
Date: Dec 29 2006 10:34:35 AM
Author: rock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAL_j-f8gmA

Watch this and you'll feel like you pissed away your teen years.



Subject: legz
Date: Dec 29 2006 07:58:21 AM
Author: ponce

thyze



Subject: Trump Gal
Date: Dec 28 2006 03:20:32 PM
Author: The Human Stain

Rosie O'Donnell?



Subject: deja vu
Date: Dec 28 2006 02:23:15 PM
Author: Beezy

wasnt this the guy in the jean short cutoffs?



Subject: this picture
Date: Dec 28 2006 03:16:06 AM
Author: mr. awesome

quality photograph.
right time + right place = huge tits.



Subject: Needs an iron
Date: Dec 28 2006 12:58:30 AM
Author: Karnov

He's angling for maximum jauntiness with the shoulder pack and that pose. He could give Man Faye a run for his money.



Subject: dude
Date: Dec 27 2006 11:52:31 PM
Author: peeknuckle`

The dude is looking at a map for the closest forrest where he may plant those fucking hideous trunk legs. Oh and hey pal, pull yer underwear out of yer ass.



Subject: ..-...-..-.-..-..-.
Date: Dec 27 2006 05:00:48 PM
Author: Free Kitten

neat.



Subject: i can't decide
Date: Dec 27 2006 11:38:11 AM
Author: pm

the mandals beg for a game of "would you rather". here goes:

would you rather slide down a razorblade into a pool of alcohol OR would you rather have to lick his feet while smelling his mandals for 5 minutes straight?



Subject: la mode
Date: Dec 27 2006 09:25:38 AM
Author: moi

wellllll, if you want a short short revival you gotta do it by yourself, be called a gay ass faget, and then some years after you'll look at all those hipsters sayin' "i was the innovator" that's how it's always been.



Subject: another dud by your "writing" staff...
Date: Dec 27 2006 12:37:46 AM
Author: Brian Miller

Your jokes this month suck so bad they gave me CANCER!



Subject: .
Date: Dec 27 2006 12:13:58 AM
Author: fluffer

This shit is fucking gross.



Subject: wright
Date: Dec 26 2006 10:04:08 PM
Author: J

go legs...and go x-ray spex for the awesome quote to begin with.



Subject: Goodies
Date: Dec 26 2006 06:30:31 PM
Author: Santa

This picture is hilarious, but as a lady, I'd love to see more men's legs.



Subject: do
Date: Dec 26 2006 04:22:27 PM
Author: pb

this is a do



Subject: flaunt it
Date: Dec 26 2006 02:28:23 PM
Author: Tony Badassassino

I'm personally hoping for a short short revival. Those long, baggy fuckers are obviously the product of a conspiracy hatched by people with fugly ass legs. Short shorts also provide the hot bonus of "accidental" genitalia flashings. The ladies love shit like that.



Subject: merry christmas, vice!
Date: Dec 26 2006 02:04:48 PM
Author: madeleine

ahaha, what a great caption!



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