If you are an ugly chick who is constantly convinced her dates are the bottom of the barrel we highly recommend keeping this picture in your wallet as a reminder of what a 1 out of 10 really looks like.

Date: Mar 28 2008 04:11:23 PM
Author: suz

Why is the bald dude's right jeans leg wet???

Strike that; I don't want to know.



Subject: funny
Date: Feb 29 2008 11:53:25 AM
Author: ©

Funny thing is that those two go home together...need I say more?



Subject: THESE FUKIN HUMANS IN THIS PIC
Date: Jan 06 2008 01:47:19 AM
Author: JC

WORST SHIT EVER AHAHAHA



Subject: golly gee
Date: Dec 13 2007 07:54:27 PM
Author: !

thanks VICE, i feel better now



Subject: ...
Date: Nov 24 2007 03:25:30 PM
Author: ...

i love how everyone is always so shiny in photos. especially when they are small balding semi-blind midgets with a transexual date to hand



Subject: ....
Date: Nov 23 2007 10:53:46 PM
Author: The Pest

He's thinking what I'm thinking, I'm thinking what he's thinking....so please let us shit in your gob.....woah noah.



Subject: nnn
Date: Nov 06 2007 12:25:43 AM
Author: ....

Why are commentors always making these incensed statements about the waning quality of vice magazine and this feature? The dos and donts are a deliberate joke not some essential guide for people who give a shit about fashion trends.



Subject: s
Date: Aug 14 2007 12:27:15 AM
Author: h

Which one?



Subject: fd
Date: Apr 10 2007 12:41:25 AM
Author: fgy

i dont think thats a girl



Subject: what?
Date: Jan 24 2007 09:04:06 PM
Author: bumface

cultural effort? you came here looking for culture? hahahahahahahahahahahahaHA!



Subject: the worst
Date: Jan 19 2007 07:33:23 PM
Author: Jakob

This magazine, this brand, is the worst. It's the most awful cultural effort I'm aware of.

I guess I don't really have a problem with Vice as much as the fact that everyone else is ok with it.



Subject: .
Date: Jan 09 2007 05:46:02 PM
Author: jaerd

i have nvr seen david cross look so good in pants.



Subject: cane
Date: Jan 09 2007 04:32:02 PM
Author: dover

way to rip on the cripple.



Subject: hey
Date: Jan 06 2007 09:03:36 PM
Author: assholes

the balding guy is rad cuz his a midget mutha fukkas! represent!!



Subject: hell no
Date: Jan 03 2007 03:48:58 PM
Author: jimmy

the guy in the back is creepy, true, but that balding guy with the cane is fucking rad.



Subject: hello
Date: Dec 27 2006 05:26:56 PM
Author: midget

Poor guy hasnt realized he's dating a man



Subject: fo
Date: Dec 27 2006 12:07:47 PM
Author: fee

yeah but shorty looks like a cool guy



Subject: splak these hams
Date: Dec 27 2006 11:51:13 AM
Author: pm

i'd work "her" chilihole like a Russian sailor.



Subject: vile
Date: Dec 27 2006 06:22:30 AM
Author: pinky

i'd like to think that i have an open mind but i'm sure i cant even begin to imagine what lead up to this scene. i have so many questions.



Subject: You just plain SUCK at Joke writing....
Date: Dec 27 2006 12:39:08 AM
Author: Brian Miller

Your jokes this month suck so bad they gave me CANCER!



Subject: Awesome!
Date: Dec 26 2006 02:36:41 AM
Author: Duder

You know why the guy in the wig is so happy? He just shat his pants, and it doesn't even matter, cause he's that guy in the wig. Loophole!!!



Subject: word
Date: Dec 25 2006 09:57:08 AM
Author: uhh

just fyi, there aren't any chicks in this picture. the guy with the blond wig isn't even trying that hard to be in drag, just a gay pose, tight pants, and the wig.



Subject: .
Date: Dec 24 2006 10:39:01 PM
Author: .

Dudes all "fuck the yellow brick road".



Subject: a
Date: Dec 24 2006 10:06:02 PM
Author: f

MERRY CHRISTMAS



Subject: firsty mcawesome
Date: Dec 24 2006 06:48:33 PM
Author: not whack

nuff said, bitch



Subject: Happenstance
Date: Dec 24 2006 04:36:50 PM
Author: General Disarray

i just finished jerking-off to the dwarf mother on 'Little People, Big World'. Go figure, eh?



Subject: Sloppy seconds
Date: Dec 24 2006 04:33:41 PM
Author: Dr strangelove

Wet pant-leg is throbbingly delicious!



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