Camille Lala, on Mar 31 2009 07:18:54 PM wrote: vincent gallo is now blond ?!
Date: Jun 05 2008 10:38:06 AM Author: Detroiter
Viggo I see. There's nobody in electric six that looks anything like this, though.
Subject: hello! Date: Feb 29 2008 06:44:31 AM Author: s
it's jonah from vue! myspace.com/vue
Subject: seriously Date: Feb 01 2008 09:47:52 PM Author: JC
is that or is that not the lead singer from electric six? Because anybody else should have not done that when dressing.
Subject: . Date: Nov 23 2007 10:15:27 PM Author: .
He has pretty eyes
Subject: modicum of decorum Date: Aug 12 2007 07:23:38 AM Author: modicum of decorum
modicum of decorum
Subject: this was your life Date: Jun 17 2007 12:56:48 AM Author: kent
once i met a guy who was running around at a wog party trying to preach using a jack chick cartoon as proof that god exists. the fact that he was foaming at the mouth and sweating profusely really destroyed his credibility as a would-be holy man.
Subject: but... Date: May 29 2007 08:51:12 AM Author: seoulster
hahahhaha
fucking chick tracks. my dad used to make me pass these out to all the "sinners"
Subject: . Date: Jan 15 2007 02:05:43 PM Author: relle
Travis Bickle gone gay. Or european.
Subject: whatever Date: Jan 12 2007 08:29:30 AM Author: sugar
the book's a no, i agree but if he didn't have the book it would be a do. His tache is rocking and so is the crease in his trousers.
Subject: :) Date: Jan 09 2007 02:07:52 PM Author: some nextman
at first i thought 'he just likes to read' but then i thought ur right. hes carryin it around as some ?accsessorie? (tough word to spell) it would fit in one of the pockets of his fisherman jacket.
Subject: Sugar Date: Jan 07 2007 08:15:16 PM Author: Austin
That's totally Jonah from Vue.
Subject: fancy Date: Dec 29 2006 10:56:36 AM Author: hex
He's a cute kid but if he was a chick everyone would be calling him fat and paunchy looking
Subject: wat she said Date: Dec 25 2006 08:25:20 AM Author: crazy
what skinny girl said.
ps. ok my dad is a fucking wierdo he just stood for like half an hour looking ova my shoulder and breathing loudly (he is the guy in the picture)
I like how this caption totally ignores the fact that this guy is America's Next Top Serial Killer.
Subject: Williamsburg is a Garbage Dump Date: Dec 22 2006 04:00:39 PM Author: Hipster Killer
Dont you people go anywhere else? Everyone in Williamsburg looks like this just so you'll take their picture. It's the closest they'll ever get to 15 minutes of fame. Bleck!
Subject: fag Date: Dec 20 2006 03:07:04 AM Author: handler
nice stash bro!
Subject: as Date: Dec 20 2006 03:05:42 AM Author: as
hey i have that jacket. wait no i dont.
Subject: What you do in this situation... Date: Dec 19 2006 12:13:28 PM Author: Norcos
A great thing to say when you find a copy of Chaucer's "The Canterbury Tales" has magically appeared on someone's coffee table the night they throw a party:
"I prefer nonfiction, like the new study: 'Correlations Between Pretentious Displays of Literature and Losers Who Don't Get Laid.'"
Thanks Maxim.
Subject: Ellis Date: Dec 19 2006 07:54:58 AM Author: Hamoosh the Fantastic
I agree with Ellis. Vice should read book before commenting. Guy should still know that there's a time and a place, but the book's wicked.
Subject: ... Date: Dec 17 2006 06:24:07 AM Author: ...
Hes like....
WHAT!...??
Probabily walking back to apartment after reading at pub.
Subject: hi Date: Dec 16 2006 06:00:31 AM Author: daniel
I LOVE CHICK TRACTS I WAS RAISED ON THEM!!!! OMG, first Jack Chick reference in secular publ. i have read evs!
Subject: sma Date: Dec 15 2006 11:52:44 AM Author: dicksling
this guy looks like natas kaupas on meth and with a stache. rad to death.
Subject: n Date: Dec 15 2006 11:52:38 AM Author: n
the girl sitting has a dolphin tattoo...another don't
Subject: = Date: Dec 14 2006 10:59:21 PM Author: -
what's up with vice's infatuation with the dirty sanchez look.
Subject: child Date: Dec 14 2006 12:27:05 PM Author: bag of dicks
I guess this is what someone would look like if Kurt Cobain and Gary Busey had sex and magically created a baby.
Subject: smells like lonely to me. Date: Dec 14 2006 12:26:01 PM Author: gives me the creeps.
i don't know much about fashion (his shoes look like grandpappy kicks to me.the kind at zellers)but i do know one thing.this guy NEVER gets laid.garan-fucking-teed.
Subject: saucony Date: Dec 14 2006 11:24:33 AM Author: bee$
sauconys ruined sauconys for themselves. they look stupid no matter what pair of weak ass, tight pants they are patheticly jutting out from under.
Subject: This Douche Date: Dec 14 2006 11:07:24 AM Author: Somebody
Fuck You Gallo.
You've just ruined Saucony's for me.
Subject: fuckfuck Date: Dec 14 2006 08:19:25 AM Author: dont
He's a matador in a duffel coat. That is indisputably a don't.
Subject: he Date: Dec 14 2006 03:52:42 AM Author: is
the mighty thor?
Subject: NUMCHUK Date: Dec 14 2006 03:50:45 AM Author: FREAKS
im only 46.is that to old to play dos and donts?
Subject: schoolin Date: Dec 14 2006 03:46:26 AM Author: saucy
Saucony,BITCHES. tHESE ARE A DO .HE AINT.
Subject: just 1 mo Date: Dec 14 2006 03:44:44 AM Author: waitup
dunlops suck true dat.but mush here is wearing etonics am I right or what?
Subject: vice Date: Dec 14 2006 03:43:01 AM Author: qwerty mcqwert
mans right.dunlop are for tweeters.
Subject: shoes Date: Dec 14 2006 02:11:50 AM Author: gilles weetabix
Back to shoes you cock.Dunlops always are a fucking dont.Always have been.You know shit-in fact even less than that.Ponk!
Subject: Date: Dec 14 2006 01:30:52 AM Author:
is that vince gallo?
Subject: ..... Date: Dec 14 2006 01:27:39 AM Author: ..
dude drives a cab in PDX and skates
Subject: ? Date: Dec 14 2006 01:01:00 AM Author: lesli
is this vincent gallo? isn't he selling his semen for $1,000,000 an ounce?
Subject: asdf Date: Dec 14 2006 12:08:51 AM Author: asdf
How does everyone know that Gavin has a moustache? I'm just curious because everyone keeps mentioning it.
Thanks.
Subject: The Beach Date: Dec 13 2006 11:13:33 PM Author: Joey
Why would anyone carry a book around while bar hopping on a Friday night. If he's saving it for the train then at least keep it in your fucking pocket. The Beach is like Catcher In The Rye. It's one of those must-read teen books that ever teen must read. If you're that far behind on your literary to do list don't let the world know. And do not use the book as some kind of fashion accesory.
Subject: Shoes? Date: Dec 13 2006 11:13:32 PM Author: A
Those shoes kinda look like Dunlop KT26's which are never a don't, except on this guy. I'm not exactly sure what's pissing me off about him but i think its a combination of the high pants (which is ruining the way they sit on his shoes - guy from below), that expression on his face and his pathetic "i'm a guy with feelings" posture
Subject: cawasakiiii Date: Dec 13 2006 10:25:53 PM Author: yoursjhgdd
is reading the dos and donts a dont? i feel that reading the beach is better that reading vice...from a fashion perspective of course.
Subject: nfgn Date: Dec 13 2006 09:54:11 PM Author: nfgnfg
i thought it would be a do due to gavin's mustache affection
Subject: I love filthy dick Date: Dec 13 2006 09:44:46 PM Author: Kate Moss
Some say "clothes maketh the man", while others say "let Vice cut out the gay articles and just become a hipster Argos" ya?
Subject: v Date: Dec 13 2006 09:33:07 PM Author: drunken
Vice rocks!!. I write this while wearing Airwalks and listeining to the Dixie Chicks. I guess I'm a 'Don't'. Does that make Vice a 'Don't'?. I wish I was a fag(ola) so I could tell.
I wish Vice would tell me what to wear. cripes , it would at least stop me killing hookers and dumping them in wooded areas.
Subject: object Date: Dec 13 2006 09:16:28 PM Author: grover
for the last fucking time (yeah right) the Dos and Don'ts aren't a prescription of what clothes to wear you idiots
cripes you really think they are writing these to tell people what to put on in the morning?
Subject: ..... Date: Dec 13 2006 09:12:41 PM Author: ....
HAHAHA, Vice, you are so right. If this guy turned up my party, I would be like "Go away" and he would be like "Why" and I would be like, "Because you are wearing the wrong clothes, dumb idiot!". And he would be like "How do you know?". And I would be like "Because I read it in Vice, booo yah!". - James
Subject: Fuh? Date: Dec 13 2006 08:58:03 PM Author: Nuh!
This guy would piss me off if I cared about clothes and really cared about anyone else, so long as they didn't bother me. But hey, I'm paid by Vice magazine, I sell The Streets Album in NYC about a year after it came out. But that’s soooo 2002/3/4/5/6, I could go on but I got to squeeze into these jeans!!! (whoops!)
Subject: . Date: Dec 13 2006 08:56:51 PM Author: .
hey look, it's the vice message board grammar police out for a night on the town.
Subject: sdfgsdfg Date: Dec 13 2006 08:54:01 PM Author: sdfgsdfg
so a guy has a mustache, bleached locks, and an ironic belt buckle and you are gonna diss his book?
have you read the latest harry crews?
didn't think so.
fuck you.
Subject: I smel Date: Dec 13 2006 08:52:02 PM Author: pussy punk.
Vice disgusts me. It's like a gay guy who is afraid to fuck anyone (Morrisy anyone?).No wait, Vice whould fuck a pair of shoes as long as they advertised in their magazine.
Subject: Sweaty Date: Dec 13 2006 08:35:43 PM Author: Betty
The problem is who cares. who cares , who cares. lets make up for lost nerd time.
Subject: see Date: Dec 13 2006 08:30:35 PM Author: because
the problem isnt that he's carrying a book... it's that he's STANDING IN FRONT OF THE ANNEX holding a book. who brings books to NIGHTCLUBS except pretentious douchebags? "oh, i just love to hole up with a good book. no better place to get some reading in than a crowded, sweaty bar full of hipster kids blasting bloc party and knocking into me. i'm so deep."
Subject: Lost Date: Dec 13 2006 08:29:19 PM Author: Nicholas
He's supposed to be Sawyer from the tv show "Lost." He's even carrying around a book and looking surly.
Subject: Eisenhower Date: Dec 13 2006 07:50:11 PM Author: I Shot
Haha, that guy is sooo sad. He's like a guy I saw carrying a Vice Magazine today and I was like "That is soooo 19-blahblahblah" and I grapped it off him and made a pirate's hat becaue I heard thats a 'DO'. chuckle.
Subject: Beach Boys Date: Dec 13 2006 07:11:16 PM Author: Johnny Ringo
Lets be honest , those trousers are'nt sitting well on the faux New Balance , are they .
Subject: . Date: Dec 13 2006 06:54:44 PM Author: ikk
Great one. That book is about how cool it is to smoke weed in Thailand. Who cares.
Subject: ass cleavage so close on the stoop Date: Dec 13 2006 06:03:04 PM Author: Tony Badassassino
The fact that he is reading a book, any book, instead of some poverty blurb that can be read in the amount of time it takes to lay down 1/2 a shit places his brain 1000 times ahead of 99.99999999999999% of the numb nuts human population. "Yeah, don't read books! Go kinda read some sorta watered down pseudo-important synthetic bullshit on a flat-screen monitor...boy!!!!...zzzzzzzzzzz..."
Subject: props to firsty Date: Dec 13 2006 05:50:44 PM Author: and
And carrying around Jack Chick Tracts to look more like a holy man is like carrying around Vice Magazine to look cool.
Subject: be cool Date: Dec 13 2006 05:22:38 PM Author: ellis
dont dis this book. it isn't the movie.
Subject: please Date: Dec 13 2006 04:53:53 PM Author: dg
what if he's reading the beach? shit, you read it.
what's he supposed to do, hide it? make a brown bag book cover for it?
rough fucking world when you're supposed to keep your reading material hidden.
Subject: Ha ha ho ho Date: Dec 13 2006 02:25:05 PM Author: Ralphy
There goes 'Wiggo Viggo' Mortensen. I bet he coulda been an actor in another life. Instead he had to hang around the library all day. The kids' library.
Again, it stings to put a DO in the DON’Ts but tuck in your fucking shirt guy. You look like Duane Peters if he was in Glengarry Glen Ross.
If people get pissed at you for not going to Jody’s birthday it’s because they wanted you to be there to entertain people because they’re so lame. Don’t feel guilty. You’re not a court jester. In fact, if you do show up, wear these pants and go, “All right assholes. You got your way. Which shitty life needs a dose of me?”
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