It’s amazing how many native New Yorkers look like a Project Runway challenge involving dumpsters, the dollar store, and brand new shoes.

dan castello, on Sep 10 2008 07:43:20 AM wrote:
it's too fucking funny. he's a real product of our shitty times. yo.


Date: Mar 27 2008 05:30:11 AM
Author: JA

" Lady Sovereign has really let herself go.... "

hahahaha well said



Subject: FUNNY
Date: Feb 04 2008 05:23:31 PM
Author: Branson Carbine

It's funny because Gavin wrote it over two years ago.

Too bad he's gone.



Subject: SO true
Date: Jan 21 2008 10:29:52 AM
Author: Ruby

Ahahahahaha! Great caption. Funny because it is oh so true.



Subject: .
Date: Jul 14 2007 06:16:46 PM
Author: chauncey

i'm a native but you're absolutely right. the shit is embarrassing sometimes.



Subject: Holy shit
Date: Mar 31 2007 01:16:06 AM
Author: Nolan

It's the jabba the hut of hip-hop.
"ruuun-dee-em-cee-ah-macka-vaaaaalie?"



Subject: WoW
Date: Mar 02 2007 01:26:29 PM
Author: Sankofa

those are FAPES

i own a pair



Subject: Tiny Robo
Date: Feb 25 2007 02:32:38 PM
Author: is the winner




Subject: hmm
Date: Feb 15 2007 11:07:27 AM
Author: gigi

that girl has a big belly



Subject: funny pr ppl
Date: Feb 05 2007 09:07:57 PM
Author: realnewyorker

wasting a caption on projectrunway for such a precious photo...shame on you vice



Subject: what's goin' down.
Date: Jan 29 2007 11:18:14 AM
Author: tiny robo

fatass: yo, whatchu got? lemme get summa that.
fucked up pants: the fuck? quit smelling me.



Subject: blah
Date: Jan 23 2007 02:40:44 AM
Author: NYoncenowLA

God its like a Hanna Barbara shoot
** you gotta get these shots catalogue these are fuckin great
newer york sux the mad wanker



Subject: ,,,
Date: Jan 15 2007 05:40:44 PM
Author: cold fist

hahah her face is like.. WTF!?



Subject: holy shit
Date: Jan 11 2007 12:12:05 PM
Author: jesse

that fat fucker is always on the 7 train. he has a loud effimant voicethat projects over the sound of the train, and was talking passionately about dream girls (i wish i was kidding). plus he sounds nasally.



Subject: on second thought.
Date: Dec 26 2006 01:24:11 AM
Author: jkazd

or maybe not so strange, considering it's a show about clothes/fashion, and this is dedicated to the same subject. Still: looks like someone is a fan.



Subject: j
Date: Dec 26 2006 01:20:01 AM
Author: kj

I think this is about the third time I've heard project runway mentioned in the captions, in the last 2 months or so. That's strange.



Subject: ummmmmmm...hmmm
Date: Dec 22 2006 11:57:26 PM
Author: oh my

two tranny crackheads sittin' on the subway...



Subject: ummmmmmm...hmmm
Date: Dec 22 2006 11:57:10 PM
Author: oh my

two tranny crack sittin' on the subway...



Subject: well
Date: Dec 22 2006 02:35:03 AM
Author: minti

i like his jacket.



Subject: g
Date: Dec 13 2006 03:20:32 AM
Author: pigro on sofa

ahuauhauhahua great!!



Subject: what
Date: Dec 13 2006 01:21:50 AM
Author: it is

funny caption. MOST hilarious picture. I wonder if whoever took this candid was using one of those new 'action' cameras? Brilliant photo quality.



Subject: Hot Dog Fingers
Date: Dec 12 2006 06:02:28 PM
Author: Norcos

"Yeah baby.. That's what they feel like... Like a 10-pack of microwaved BallPark franks... each and every one."



Subject: funny shit
Date: Dec 12 2006 05:01:43 PM
Author: admirer

BWAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
i dig the lady soverein comment!
you should write for vice b!!



Subject: on the right...
Date: Dec 12 2006 03:10:12 PM
Author: bob-omb

Lady Sovereign has really let herself go....



Subject: whoahhhh
Date: Dec 12 2006 01:49:45 AM
Author: whoa

The thinner gal has some big ass feet=clit. I bet she would impregnate you as a dude.



Subject: candy
Date: Dec 12 2006 01:16:16 AM
Author: dude

when your mom brings you candy every night untill your 23 to compensate for your lack of a dad its hard to a)not dress like a pack of Easter Tropical Starbursts or b) deny the love of a woman with sugar-filled Pepsi on her cunt?



Subject: ?
Date: Dec 11 2006 11:22:37 PM
Author: tony

Does that green blob have a weiner or a vagina?

Androgenous fat people should have to wear a tag or an armband or something. It is down right confusing sometimes.



Subject: Deep Skeeve Fishing
Date: Dec 11 2006 09:55:10 PM
Author: Dr. Kev Orkian

sugary drinx, fat rolls, split ends, bad coglone, vaginas beaten like tartar, ghetto fashion cluelessness, one baby in belly, one baby left in dumpster last year, endless hard ons filled with unwanted baby batter waiting to deliver more hispanic misery.

yeah. vote democrat.



Subject: native new york
Date: Dec 11 2006 08:30:21 PM
Author: bilbo

these people make me love new york city that much more.



Subject: "Sex and the City" / REAL New York.
Date: Dec 11 2006 06:31:45 PM
Author: Dr. Fate


I'm so tired of every little turd from Nebraska and Arkansas thinking New York City is basically the cast of Sex and the City meets Will & Grace ... times a couple million ... this is so much closer to what Real New York looks like.


God Bless 'Em!


brooklyn rocks!



Subject: Atzlan Scientist
Date: Dec 11 2006 06:19:43 PM
Author: F.U.P.A

dude.
there is nothing worse than stale Puerto Rican breath eminatating a Taco Bell turd filled with mayo & wrapped in a fucking lime Charms Blo Pop wrapper.

and ENOUGH with the cornrows already. it makes your melon head look a excised tumor.

and btw, you will never be on MTV Cribs, just MTV HIVs, ok?




Subject: hurl
Date: Dec 11 2006 06:06:38 PM
Author: NIMBY

Tacky P.R. lesbo action. I bet both their holes smell like a Jersey landfill.



Subject: interessante
Date: Dec 11 2006 05:38:17 PM
Author: cookie crook

98% of porn is so boring. so standard. which is why this pic has me at attention. i'd LOVE to see these two getting it on. just because it would be a righteous change of pace.



Subject: qc
Date: Dec 11 2006 05:03:10 PM
Author: pq

it`s a sly toad tryin to hypnotize iggy pop`s mom



Subject: Brooklyn Dodger
Date: Dec 11 2006 03:32:04 PM
Author: Duder

Young Fat Joe HAHAhahahaHAHahahahHaaaa!!! Nice!



Subject: tube crime
Date: Dec 11 2006 02:57:12 PM
Author: Melv

Project what?

The one on the right's got some kind of mammal sticking out of her pocket. Might be an ewok. She's distracting the other one while the ewok steals her hand bag.

Seen it before.



Subject: .
Date: Dec 11 2006 02:55:16 PM
Author: Brooklyn Dodger

Little known fact: Young Fatjoe had a thing for trannies.



Subject: th
Date: Dec 11 2006 02:25:11 PM
Author: sup!

lets um see..vice you should be so into this there the drunk, coke sniffin, poor people with a urban culture( not urs of course) that most of you pretend to be

poor judgement on yourbehalf oh and um poor puerto ricans are so in right now



Subject: the expressions
Date: Dec 11 2006 02:18:28 PM
Author: observer #48

The expressions these two have are priceless.

I don't know what he offered her, but she doesn't want to see it as much as he wants to show it to her.



Subject: ehzor
Date: Dec 11 2006 02:11:13 PM
Author: Dorian

"On the right... man or woman? I'm so confused."

Actually,I'm questioning the gender of both of them. I feel like I need to shower now.



Subject: .
Date: Dec 11 2006 02:07:27 PM
Author: .

vice watches way too much project runway. what the hell?



Subject: jeez
Date: Dec 11 2006 02:05:52 PM
Author: eggwich

Is this really that bad? And that must be a woman, or he's really good at shaving.



Subject: wtf
Date: Dec 11 2006 01:46:48 AM
Author: ehzor

On the right... man or woman? I'm so confused.



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