Its actually a parasitic mustache, anchored to his upper lip and feeding on the particles of self-satisfaction that waft from his mouth.
Date: May 19 2008 03:35:55 PM Author: alfred
also dieser ältere herr im hintergrund steht im schatten
Date: May 18 2008 02:00:56 AM Author: oh holy shit
If this is indeed Chauncey Patton, as one poster has suggested, then I dated this man a few years ago. It does look like an older, more disgusting version of him. Let me tell you, he is indeed a loser who dropped out of college, went jobless for quite some time (could still be for all I know) ... and the sex? 20 seconds, that's all I'll say.
Subject: thebackground Date: Mar 16 2008 06:55:27 PM Author: thesque
If you look behind him, you can see the ghost of Past Do, nodding with conviction to a man who has gotten it right.
Subject: YES Date: Jan 04 2008 04:44:00 AM Author: Jelly
YES
Subject: screw it? i didn't even fuck it! Date: Oct 22 2007 09:31:43 AM Author: C-$$$
yo, i know this man personally and he is the hottest shit you've never met. this kid is cooler than you. he grew the stache out as a joke and totally rocked that shit. he's actually really smart and this kid is my bro.
and to the the chick who said he's busted, i get to see this kid in his american apparel undies and *damn* it's hot.
yo o-dawg, i'd smash your cheekz any day, or let you smash mine.
Subject: yes Date: Oct 13 2007 07:30:02 PM Author: meliquoi
this man in the opitome of totally awesome
Subject: ... Date: Oct 06 2007 10:59:09 PM Author: ...
It's funny how this douche looks like a younger, less ugly, version of Gavin. With that in mind, it's even funnier when you read the orginal caption.
Subject: Separated at birth... Date: Oct 02 2007 10:44:59 AM Author: Herb
Looks like Jimmy Fallon had sex with Mr. Pringles....
Subject: - Date: Sep 27 2007 01:25:50 AM Author: l.d.
Posts that aren't on topic? Are any of these? First of all Husker Du boy runs a b&b in WI.
Secondly, where's this boys old VagrantThoughts page; the one w/The Program? I'll give you vice.
Subject: Fuck! Date: Jun 28 2007 01:59:16 PM Author: Me
I checked his myspace out and was really upset that I had previously thought he was impeccably handsome. He dresses cool...in his myspace pictures, KIND OF, but his personality is a piece of shit. What a let down.
Subject: Mmm Date: Jun 27 2007 10:47:47 PM Author: Mmm
I love him. Please come and touch me. Anywhere, Just touch me.
Subject: um Date: Jun 17 2007 05:29:22 PM Author: cato
He's beautiful.
Subject: oh yes Date: May 15 2007 01:56:30 PM Author: gustav
this man is superseks.
Subject: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Date: Feb 27 2007 10:10:33 PM Author: billjock
owen you're still the man. Sorry about headbutt number 2 to the glasses. Everything everyone has said about this man was so right. congradulate yourselves. and cry, it's good for you.
Subject: . Date: Feb 24 2007 01:30:55 PM Author: superfantastisch
he looks like this guy of art brut.
Subject: Husker Du Date: Feb 24 2007 01:29:05 PM Author: Danny
That is the most undisputed winning comment ever. Husker Du is the first thing anyone should think when seeing this guy. I love the Ballentine's sweater too.
Subject: Creepy McScary Date: Feb 04 2007 03:18:40 PM Author: fuk dat
He looks like a crazy ass child molestor. And that 19th century pussy-tickler isn't helping matters.
Subject: Yes Date: Jan 28 2007 05:36:37 AM Author: Lady 3Jane
Whoop that trick! That is one hot male. I would hate to be another man around this.
Subject: omg Date: Jan 15 2007 05:54:11 PM Author: helsinki chiq
At first I saw this guy and laughed out loud, but the more I looked, the more I realized how much I want his phone number.
Subject: -ed. Date: Jan 11 2007 12:16:34 PM Author: BobbyDowns
Gavin wrote this write?
Subject: . Date: Jan 05 2007 04:15:24 AM Author: NIck Dubeau
when did Geraldo Riviera become a hipster?
Subject: o Date: Jan 04 2007 07:41:32 PM Author: r
the lady behind him is a better do
Subject: nationalhjälte Date: Dec 18 2006 12:10:57 PM Author: inga
Stig Helmer!
Subject: My opinion of best comment. Date: Dec 11 2006 05:02:01 PM Author: Norcos
Subject: i don't
Date: Dec 02 2006 10:52:09 PM
Author: lolatu
"i don't like this guy because he's a serial killer. oh btw i was watching dexter tonight and had an argument with my girl... she said he was a serial killer serial killer, but i said the correct thing to say would be that he's a serial serial killer killer. and then i said BURN!"
Subject: it's rough out here. Date: Dec 09 2006 05:48:13 PM Author: paul bunyan's chest hair
rollie fingers would kick this dude in his clit if they ever met in person... i bet he drinks pucker.
Subject: The Butcher Date: Dec 08 2006 06:47:29 PM Author: Shaq-Fu
You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!
Subject: bill the butcher Date: Dec 06 2006 12:31:41 PM Author: petro
yep.
Subject: Mustache Date: Dec 04 2006 12:35:52 PM Author: Bitter old 22 yr old.
I think he's really on trend with that 'current' mustache. Reminds me of me back in 2003 when I was trying to be cool. MySpace is soooooo lame. What are you 20 or something?!
Subject: fuck! thats who it is!!! Date: Dec 03 2006 05:57:21 PM Author: bill the butcher
with the moe, the thick eyebrows and the plastered down receding hair this guy is a dead ringer for BIll "the butcher" Cutting, aka daniel Day Lewis, in gangs of new york
Subject: god Date: Dec 03 2006 01:42:55 PM Author: weasel
This chode gives Rollie Fingers and Salvador Dali a bad name. I'm not a violent person, but looking at this makes me want to smash his fucking face on a curb a la "American History X."
Subject: . Date: Dec 03 2006 03:12:59 AM Author: Cle Ellum
Hi I'm Kenny Turner. My Brother Steve is in the band Mudhoney.
Subject: i don't Date: Dec 02 2006 10:52:09 PM Author: lolatu
i don't like this guy because he's a serial killer. oh btw i was watching dexter tonight and had an argument with my girl... she said he was a serial killer serial killer, but i said the correct thing to say would be that he's a serial serial killer killer. and then i said BURN!
look at the guy from another galaxy showing up in the background. im going to go watch the lake house with keanu reaves.
Subject: Word Date: Dec 02 2006 12:57:57 AM Author: Diane
I totally thought "Greg Norton" when I saw that...
Du is teh shizz. Now can we get a "Do" that looks like GG Allin? Wait... bad idea.
Subject: Feat. Date: Dec 01 2006 05:41:40 PM Author: Matt B
i love how these people are mad confused. "suburbanite"...shut your ass up u rat. that get up is the freshness. what u know about that stache.
Subject: Im sickening Date: Dec 01 2006 05:38:19 PM Author: Tim
big city cool, buzz up.
Subject: not in front of the guys Date: Dec 01 2006 04:34:40 PM Author: Chuck E Cheese
Plus - or minus- he's hanging out with his parents.
Where the fuck do you take this? Chunk-E Cheese?
Subject: . Date: Dec 01 2006 03:03:28 PM Author: nope
this guy is a certified loser. he has horrible taste in music and wishes he had a reason to be an elitist, but always falters. he has a livejournal at http://gng2mkdagrd.livejournal.com/ and is a college dropout who does in fact (as stated below) think he's really cool because he has shit like madonna on vinyl.
Another suburbanite asshat who wants to be a cool "big-city" hipster.
Subject: huh Date: Dec 01 2006 01:58:39 PM Author: what
if he looks that old at 20, imagine how old he's gonna look at 35.. keep partying party boy, you're gonna be like the chanel lady in your profile..
Subject: school Date: Dec 01 2006 12:17:43 PM Author: chris
suny purchase, figures.
Subject: vice is for kids! Date: Dec 01 2006 12:10:42 PM Author: gunslinga
i'm glad vice thinks that a do is a twenty year old twat like this! everyone really needs to copy and paste his myspace page from down below. it shows you what vice is really about these days. what a joke of a magazine.
Subject: thaxton is the man. Date: Dec 01 2006 12:00:12 PM Author: your jewish princess.
hahhaaha oh-when made it to VICE. you're all grown up up baby.
Subject: on topic Date: Dec 01 2006 11:42:21 AM Author: amy phoeler
real talk, owen, there're so many hassles looking to ::full arm thumbs up::
Subject: I Found His Myspace! Date: Dec 01 2006 11:33:59 AM Author: Kazaam!
http://www.myspace.com/ovenith
But he's still a fucking moron
Subject: a little off topic, Date: Dec 01 2006 10:06:26 AM Author: petro
but I think the greatest single song live performance ever EVER, is the buddy rich big band playing Birdland. I mean, there's a theremin solo for fuck's sake.
Oh, and that guy may just turn me gay.
Subject: fuck that mustache Date: Dec 01 2006 02:00:59 AM Author: JD Kordosh
If I said he was a dead ringer for Neil Peart circa 2112 would
you still think he was the kittens titties?
Subject: yumm Date: Dec 01 2006 12:19:41 AM Author: i'd hit it too(in a goood way)
yr right. i bet he fucks like a champ.
Subject: boy's got a good jawline, come on Date: Nov 30 2006 11:56:27 PM Author: cherries in the snow
i'd hit that, but i wouldn't call him back
Subject: g g g ghost Date: Nov 30 2006 09:52:04 PM Author: yike!!
blurry ghost man is wearing short shorts.
u can see his hairy pudge legs.
Subject: my friend Date: Nov 30 2006 08:44:51 PM Author: husker
That guys isn't named Thaxton? THat's my friend Chauncey Patton from high school. I guess he could have changed his name, but he is from a hick town in the middle of nowhere. I always thought that his views on things was pretty smart. He does get a lot of chicks too, despite looking as weird as he does.
if this guy told me that ub40 was the greatest band that ever existed, i'd believe him.
Subject: chuchi Date: Nov 30 2006 07:59:08 PM Author: cakita
THis blows black dick yo! Hipstery is dead already and its oh man so obvious.
If u wanna rock, cmon, man, dats wack
All I wanna do is eat suriname cakita
Yes, yes, we allways like when Im about to tell you that I felt like the other day... I see, no view, no streets, no buildings, nothing, nothingness.
I see coolness in you.
Subject: accidently a do Date: Nov 30 2006 07:27:03 PM Author: moe- vember
someone sponsored him to grow that moe to raise awareness for testicular and prostate cancer and he inadvertently became the benchmark for vice magazines do's ... hahaha!
Subject: shouldn't Date: Nov 30 2006 06:11:11 PM Author: be the winner
i like the train track comment better.
Subject: Nerd Morph Date: Nov 30 2006 06:06:14 PM Author: Floppy D.
It truly is as if Gavin, Jesse Pearson, and Terry Richardson had a baby.
Subject: seriously Date: Nov 30 2006 05:13:17 PM Author: Vanessa
I'd be totally proud to have a picture of me get ripped up by the posters on this board. It'd be a proverbial "hoot."
Subject: This guy Date: Nov 30 2006 04:57:38 PM Author: El king? anyone?
looks smarter ,better and cooler than me thus he is a total fuckin do, oh and if hes such a tool just break out a can of "dude you r such a fucking tool and we all really hate u so go away" and watch him walk away with his tail between his legs, trust me its priceless
but you wont cus you know he is cooler smarter better and wittier than thou. so um bugger off
oh and if you is going to done do what i done said about doing , do it in a bar get a whole bunch of peeps behind you pretend to be havining a great time, i mean lay it on thick, and then bam!!! "dude dyknow u r such a douche" and just laugh at him
Ok, so by DO, you mean dress like a British tourist guide? I can dig that.
Subject: goin' for the gold Date: Nov 30 2006 04:50:15 PM Author: Vanessa
Oh great. Now you can officially turn your posters into losers by not making them winners. Eat me.
Subject: Harry McLObster Date: Nov 30 2006 03:35:09 PM Author: Mookar
How much do the Vice staff pay you to suck their metaphorical cock? Or are you the guy who actually wrote the criminally unfunny caption? Dick.
Subject: well... Date: Nov 30 2006 03:32:34 PM Author: woot
I think he's HOT
Subject: Hangin on the corner Date: Nov 30 2006 03:20:14 PM Author: Harry McLObster
I Love how some people don't get the "if you don't think he's a do, you probably shouldn't be here" part and they ramble on about Vice's poor choice. This guy rocks. He's the antihesis of the racy stipe ginoweinerleatherdenimstlaurentchiefbosschamp and for this reason alone makes him a hero. The V neck/ well fitting pants combo works like a perfect uniform. Like a cat that doesn't think about what it wears everyday, because it's coat is always tidy and fits perfectly, so too this young soldier walks out of his house each morning in armour that he wears like a second skin.
Subject: To the guy/girl who knows this fella Date: Nov 30 2006 02:20:29 PM Author: Anon
Please tell him on behalf of everyone who still loves this zine to move to Europe so he can be some gay pirate's wetdream and stop polluting New York with his cheesy wannabe indie style.
Subject: yeah well Date: Nov 30 2006 02:14:45 PM Author: that guy
looks a lot like my ex
Subject: Nice job Date: Nov 30 2006 02:13:17 PM Author: Jim
Jeez, everyone should chill out, not to be condescending, but because everyone makes mistakes once in awhile. Maybe the "DO's and DON'T's" editor was on a deadline and just happened to find this creepy fuck and thought it was a good choice. A huge error in selection, but otherwise this mag will still be cool and this guy will still totally suck. I think it is great though how this dude looks like the embodiment of the worst Monty Python costume ever.
Subject: ha ha Date: Nov 30 2006 02:09:33 PM Author: ha
nyat nyat nyaaa! diabolical..
ps strangers with candy was an AWFUL fucking move.
Subject: hooft Date: Nov 30 2006 02:02:47 PM Author: Andy
I like how you can't tell if that girl to the left of him is either;
1). An middle aged lady with decent taste
2). An aging hipster indie girl
3). Amy Sedaris from "Strangers With Candy"
Subject: please Date: Nov 30 2006 12:56:27 PM Author: snatch
i guess by what vice says is that they want us all to dress and act like a bunch of fucking assholes.
The t-shirt under the v-neck pullover looks fucking stupid. Now, I love T's, but c'mon. That sweater is aching for a polo or other button up shirt buttoned to the top under it. And taping the glasses, WTF?
Subject: That Date: Nov 30 2006 12:06:25 PM Author: Me
What's up with a disapproving old snatch in the background?
Subject: the g.a. Date: Nov 30 2006 11:56:29 AM Author: Vanessa
This guy is a humanities prof's wet dream. I bet he's written a thesis from a Marxist-feminist perspective that "juxtaposes" the socio-economic "hegemony" of Rubik's Cube against that of the Brady Bunch and its implications in the homosexual "sphere."
Is he standing outside a BW-3?
Subject: vice is for kids Date: Nov 30 2006 11:42:31 AM Author: dicksling
this guy sucks almost as much as vice. please do not tell me what i am supposed to think is a do. he deserves to get the don't slapped right the fuck out of his little smirking ass. keep up the bad work vice b/c we need a new mag. your days are numbered...
Subject: Lapse in judgement Date: Nov 30 2006 11:24:44 AM Author: Ouch
Don't. Don't. Don't. Speaking also from a feminine perspective, I have nothing but pity for you ladies wanting to tap this guy, unless of course you like the taste of Roofie-coladas.
Subject: i know this guy personally Date: Nov 30 2006 11:09:11 AM Author: the informant
his name is owen thaxton, a tool who frequents hotspots but doesn't know he is a douchebag. all the observations about him looking/dressing like a joke are all on point. it is just a shame no one else could see him like i do; acting like a cock with his elitist views on the punk scene and the new york dolls (even though he comes from some bumfuck hick town) while blasting madonna on vinyl. that shiteater expression he and the rest of the people in the photo have is probably a result of him fighting with someone over his unneccesary moshing at a matt and kim show. definative "DON'T".
Subject: to the haters Date: Nov 30 2006 10:54:14 AM Author: vegan scum
good riddance. less whiney bullshit to read means im more likely to find something funny/interesting/insightful in these posts. not that i search that often, but still...
Subject: HOLY MOLY. Date: Nov 30 2006 10:51:34 AM Author: That girl you hate.
I say "YES" to this.
Subject: Cock Duster Date: Nov 30 2006 10:27:41 AM Author: Shelly Rumpert
Nice cockduster on this fruitloop!
I guess staches are cool now...ok...
Subject: come on Date: Nov 30 2006 10:26:12 AM Author: no
seriously?
Subject: asses Date: Nov 30 2006 10:22:52 AM Author: grizzly adams
Stache waxing is for guys that can't grow beards and still want to keep people from looking at their whole face.
Why do guys with weak-ass staches choose to do it?
Subject: save me, dudley Date: Nov 30 2006 09:58:18 AM Author: Leela
I'm afraid that this guy is going to tie me to some railroad tracks.
Subject: Almost Date: Nov 30 2006 09:23:47 AM Author: Tanz
He has on his girlfriends glasses.
Subject: OK—BE that way Date: Nov 30 2006 09:08:47 AM Author: Tempeh
I don't like him.
I don't like the people around him.
Goodbye.
Subject: yes Date: Nov 30 2006 09:02:54 AM Author: avtar
can we make out?
Subject: this is a motherfucking Hüsker Dü. Date: Nov 30 2006 08:54:40 AM Author: Dc El Ron Hubbard
hahahaha re: this is a motherfucking Hüsker Dü post, that cracked me up. Kudos.
Subject: goodbye Date: Nov 30 2006 08:25:09 AM Author: damo
fuck you Vice - you're boring, and this is my last visit.
...why am i talking to an internet message board...?
Subject: i guess im not coming back Date: Nov 30 2006 08:21:12 AM Author: this guy?!?!?
because this guy is trying way too hard to look like this...f that
this guy looks like a douche
Subject: Y'all Date: Nov 30 2006 06:43:58 AM Author: Cartman
It fills my heart with joy that you all get so pissed off about photos of people and what other people think about them.
"Vice has sold out because they like a guy who has a silly mo and is casually dressed!"
Ya bunch a cuties.
Subject: new day rising Date: Nov 30 2006 06:37:24 AM Author: jesus balls
this is not just a do.
this is a motherfucking Hüsker Dü.
Subject: fgjfg Date: Nov 30 2006 06:11:07 AM Author: lady
oh my gosh, amy poehler is in the background!
Subject: ! Date: Nov 30 2006 06:07:16 AM Author: hey
oh my fucking god..
Subject: actually Date: Nov 30 2006 05:29:42 AM Author: uhhhh
I'm a girl, and I would so tap that. more guys should rock handlebars.
Subject: fghfg Date: Nov 30 2006 05:12:56 AM Author: fghfgh
gavin likes anything with a quirky mustache and a "i'm rich but don't give a fuck" attitude.
HOWEVER, how does he get away with not wearing a colar?
Subject: Seriously Date: Nov 30 2006 04:57:29 AM Author: Mr. Clean
If I was gay, bi-sexual (let's not discriminate) or a girl, I wouldn't be attracted to this guy. Do other men want to look like him? That's so weird. I wouldn't even want to be his friend, although saying that, he looks quite nice and maybe that mustache is a joke, right?! RIGHT!? Fucking RIGHT!!!
Subject: wtf Date: Nov 30 2006 03:55:15 AM Author: ...
Pedophilia is a DO?? Good call, Vice ...
Subject: childish Date: Nov 30 2006 02:53:18 AM Author: BozZY McKoO
luke warm, diluted Billy Childish impersonater. Him look better mit ein Hitler mouser.
Subject: shit` Date: Nov 30 2006 02:29:35 AM Author: cAPTAIN CRAp
yer right. fuck em
Subject: poosey Date: Nov 30 2006 02:13:07 AM Author: shit
Hey readers. Fuck this shit.
Thee twats fucking discriminate in these posts.
Do your part and stop posting.
Maybe it will eliminate a position at vice.
So fuck this stupid magazine and fuck this site. Stop posting.
nobody cares anyway..........Y'know
Subject: " " Date: Nov 30 2006 01:07:52 AM Author: "..."
i'd do him, but he's probly some mormon bible thumper type.or an english major.
Subject: almost had it Date: Nov 30 2006 12:46:19 AM Author: jesus fever
perfect if it werent for stupid tape on his glasses
the fuck he thought this was
Subject: . Date: Nov 30 2006 12:45:24 AM Author: alex
what's with the ghost in the background?
ghosts are a don't.
Subject: do! Date: Nov 30 2006 12:28:34 AM Author: md
Tru dat! he looks funny, friendly and smart!
Subject: huh Date: Nov 30 2006 12:19:25 AM Author: whore
looks like my uncles "roommate"
Subject: . Date: Nov 30 2006 12:18:44 AM Author: .
is that travis keller with a fucking mustache?
Subject: Vice Date: Nov 30 2006 12:06:59 AM Author: Jesse Pearson Clone
So clone your editor, implant Lavoie's cheekbones and give him Gavin's mustache? What don't you just fuck yourself already?
We’re not here to point any fingers, gays, but maybe prop 8 wouldn’t have passed if you’d spent a little less time grousing about “rights” and a lot more time fogging up our left anterior cingulate cortices like these two.
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This skirt looks exactly like her legs blasted out of there using dynamite.
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