The reason British nerds are so content is they’re not outcasts. The whole country is ugly, misanthropic, too smart for its own good, works at a record distributors, collects Dr. Who DVDs, and is married to a chubby nurse with a kid from another marriage.
Conky, on Apr 18 2009 11:56:50 AM wrote: I can smell his mangina from here...eww
Date: May 29 2008 02:09:40 PM Author: Yes
All Brits secretly wish we were in California - land of the O.C, Hills, Plastic surgery and well not much else. Of all the places in America, California has never made the list of 'places i'd love to visit'. Your ignorance is lame like me saying all americans equate beauty with how big your tits and pecs are but that would be...oh.
Date: May 23 2008 03:56:22 PM Author: america is
the land of the fat ugly cunt
Date: Apr 10 2008 04:43:50 PM Author: Secret
If one is attractive, they can find attractive people wherever they go.
It's a bit of a rule, we flock together.
Subject: Uh, yeah. Date: Mar 17 2008 06:27:55 PM Author: Sophie
Sometimes I wish that Christopher Columbus had never discovered America.
Subject: pssh Date: Jan 14 2008 02:20:03 PM Author: sam
and the reason america is so much better is because the whole country is immersed in culture and education, and stands for racial equality
Subject: 000 Date: Dec 31 2007 05:40:23 AM Author: 000
Great!!now this guy can finally have a quiet place to fantacise about his cousin!(in regards to guy below)
Subject: e Date: Dec 06 2007 11:07:46 AM Author: teehee
haha yanks trying to get their heads round UK, Britain, Ireland, England etc. is just funny. thank god we've changed our immigration laws - london's gonna be alot quieter
Subject: yo Date: Nov 01 2007 12:20:10 PM Author: easy
looks like they used the whole entire rawhide to make his little vest innit?
Subject: So don't moan about this post Date: Oct 07 2007 03:45:48 PM Author: Just for your information
It's correctly called the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
The UK is a country, made up of four constituent countries; England, Northern Ireland, Scotland, and Wales.
Great Britain is the largest island, comprising England, Wales and Scotland.
So if you're in London, you're in England, in Great Britain, part of the United Kingdom.
Subject: JA RLY! Date: Oct 07 2007 03:25:30 PM Author: O RLY?
"So sick of scumbag brits saying cunt, wanker, innit? and they're countless other bullshit slang all the time. BUY SOME FUCKING TOOTHPASTE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BUNCH OF PASTY RETARDS. GO BACK TO YOUR DEPRESSING, DISMAL, DREARY ASS COUNTRY AND STAY THERE ASSHOLES."
We're too busy being naturally ace to bother with brushing our teeth.
Subject: woooo yeah Date: Jun 27 2007 01:50:36 PM Author: king of the world
"some lame comment about a dude with about 5 square meteres of cow hide draping his person"
that made me laugh loads!
"So sick of scumbag brits saying cunt, wanker, innit? and they're countless other bullshit slang all the time. BUY SOME FUCKING TOOTHPASTE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BUNCH OF PASTY RETARDS. GO BACK TO YOUR DEPRESSING, DISMAL, DREARY ASS COUNTRY AND STAY THERE ASSHOLES."
why so angry chubs? you need to calm down! no need for racism..dont be sad that your countrys abit backward!
Subject: this guy Date: May 20 2007 06:41:01 PM Author: katie
if someone asked me my nationality i'd say british, but if they asked me where i was FROM i'd say england.
you'd sound like a fucking dope if you said 'MY NATIONALITY IS ENGLISH', cos it ain't
Subject: gah Date: Apr 26 2007 03:48:06 AM Author: milky
having such a fatass must really suck if you are a guy
Subject: - Date: Mar 31 2007 10:14:57 AM Author: a
'So sick of scumbag brits saying cunt, wanker, innit? and they're countless other bullshit slang all the time.' really? our slang is 100000x's better than 'dude,wassup,neat,awesome,sucks'
Subject: - Date: Mar 31 2007 10:10:58 AM Author: a
'is married to a chubby nurse with a kid from another marriage'
this coming from america,orginators of the 'baby momma' phrase.okay then.
Subject: yank rhymes with wank Date: Mar 29 2007 08:40:34 AM Author: An Englishman
while you were busy typing you're instead of your on viceland your girlfriend was giving me the eye and drawling "I LUURRRVE your cute english accent"
By the time you finished your rant she'd already swallowed a load of my mouthwash. Then I kicked her chubby arse out, telling her to give you a big wet kiss from me.
Subject: It's a hefty Roger Waters Date: Mar 05 2007 01:59:01 PM Author: Nothing wrong with that
So sick of scumbag brits saying cunt, wanker, innit? and they're countless other bullshit slang all the time. BUY SOME FUCKING TOOTHPASTE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BUNCH OF PASTY RETARDS. GO BACK TO YOUR DEPRESSING, DISMAL, DREARY ASS COUNTRY AND STAY THERE ASSHOLES.
Subject: brit rhymes with shit Date: Feb 13 2007 03:35:05 AM Author: Whitney & Bobby
This guy looks like he sweats Heinz baked beans and farts out lucozade!!!
British people are ugly and miserable and ALL DREAM OF MOVING TO CALIFORNIA to escape their miserable one country. Fuck ur history, Welsh/England/scotland = the same thing to the people who represent your superior (and everytime you see MR. Blair bending over to get fucked by Bush you know I'm right!!!!!) so fucking accept it.
Only the Irish act differently, they are chill. Must be the Guinness.
Subject: awkwardly Date: Feb 07 2007 04:59:01 PM Author: etto
he's one of those awkwardly fat people. when all the fat just goes to one specific place and it's pure lard. not even slightly muscley fat, just jiggly LARD.
Subject: Thunder Thighs Date: Jan 17 2007 10:44:16 AM Author: Cocksucka
it looks like Richard D. James has a new prog rock album coming out!
Subject: subjectsubjectsubject Date: Jan 01 2007 02:29:47 PM Author: Louis
I’m surprised, I assumed you thought Europe was a country, or by Britain did you mean the fat guy.
Subject: .. Date: Jan 01 2007 02:21:32 PM Author: ..
the whole country? dont you mean london?
Subject: 211 Date: Dec 13 2006 08:40:54 PM Author: 211
i bet he has a M.A. in geography
Subject: R'america Date: Dec 13 2006 09:16:22 AM Author: eol
Americuns, don't google goatse.
Subject: cunting Date: Dec 09 2006 12:05:30 PM Author: cunt
i like it when yanks moan about the UK. You all forget that the UK shitted out most of your ancestors a long long time ago, and they then travelled like floaters to america. smelly rat children the lot of you. har-de-har. more ket for me please.
Subject: c'mon guys! Date: Dec 05 2006 12:16:17 AM Author: dork
poor hanz. first he gets Kicked outta the renaissance festival, then his 14 year old damzelle says her dad wont let her date him no more, so he bootlegs a highschool diploma puts on his best job hunting clothes and hits the cold mean streets just to get laughed at and harrased by the likes of yous.
Subject: Ha-fucking-ha Date: Dec 03 2006 06:35:08 AM Author: Victoria
This is really amusing. I mean, come on, his face is small, and elegent, and his hips are so freaking wide.
I come from Britain, and do not find this offensive in the slightest. In fact, it is rather humourous - you are forgetting, are you not, that one of the most fanciable males in the world is Hugh Grant? And there are probably more but I can't think of it right now.
Subject: shit Date: Dec 01 2006 10:30:58 PM Author: Soulinite
"Finally, with regards to the rest of you, know that I practice magick, and don't fuck with me!"
I knew before I read this thread that the guy in the picture was very sensative, liked death metal, had a post graduate degree in some obscure feild and would be completely oblivious to how funny it is when they threaten anyone with "magik" who is outside their live action roleplaying game of a religion. Seriously though, in highschool I would have probably been this guys friend, Cheers mate! We need more of your kind in this world.
FYI, the pagan nerdish types make great loyal friends(probably because their concept of friendship is so heavily influenced by fantasy literature).
Subject: chuck Date: Dec 01 2006 12:12:15 PM Author: Vanessa
You took the bait because my name is Vanessa. I think it's pretty certain that you would have ignored a guy named Howard for example. You're probably right about NYC, but if you came to my sorry midwestern town you'd be up to your ass in so much Greek, Italian, and Polish pussy you'd have a fatter Rolodex than Bill Clinton. All of it would be based on your novelty, regardless of what you might look like.
Subject: game away Date: Dec 01 2006 05:47:51 AM Author: chuckleberry slim/chuckles
now you know i'm the same person...oops
like anybody give a shit.....
Subject: if anyones stll reading this.... Date: Dec 01 2006 05:43:23 AM Author: chuckleberry slim
vanessa,your point is indeed,moot;though i feel in NY people are kind of over the novelty of a UK accent.but i think the reason so many of your lovely american girls fancy me is because,contrary to vice's assumption,i am actually very handsome as are many of my compatriots-male and female and i can't believe i've risen to the bait-what a sucker.
but there you go....
Subject: What Uncle Sam said Date: Nov 30 2006 11:54:00 AM Author: Charlie Chaplin
Er... what? Please explain yourself
"Subject: USA
Date: Nov 26 2006 11:37:47 PM
Author: Uncle Sam
british people are the worst, dude. that's why we kicked your ass!!!!"
Like when did you kick our "ass's"
Fucking idiot. In fact pleae go and join your total nazi excuse for an army and go and have your head blown apart in Iraq. Please
Subject: heya, balder Date: Nov 29 2006 11:23:46 AM Author: Mr Happy Boy
Just trying to help out:
It's the waist-to-torso ratio in the photo. You do, in fact, look like a hirsute woman - and look, just accept this, ok? I'm trying to help you:
When you wear a woman's sleeveless jacket and then ADD A PURSE people will think - maybe not say but even your grandmother is thinking - "looks like an ugly chick".
I am *not* opposed to wearing women's clothes as non-drag style, totally: but if you're going to get all upset about it, you need to understand where the riffraff is coming from. Science has shown that it has to do with the torso-to-waist-to-thigh ratio, and yours hits the "ugly broad" part of the dosage/response chart.
You need to de-emphasize your thighs, here, to get that ratio under control. Baggy pants, Bee, and maybe some big ass boots. Nord deathmetal? Dude: boots, now, please. (and no more sassing geeks - you don't get to do that when you're in a deathmetal band)
You're skating pretty far out on the pond to be talking shit about Dr. Who - a man who could certainly beat the living shit out of any 6 metallers of any sub-stripe; let's all stop pretending, shall we?
Subject: Balder Date: Nov 27 2006 12:37:56 PM Author: Vanessa
Hi Balder. You sound like a nice, intelligent guy and look like a true Viking (always good in my world), so fuck these assholes. Unfortunately, my offer regarding the photo was extended to a female poster/stalker/rival named Fuck Haute Couture (hence the FHC in the subject line) who insists on questioning my gender. Anyways, I'll gladly send you a photo but it will have to be a semi-wholesome one that includes my husband, the legendary Tony Badassassino. I don't know. Maybe some full frontal can be arranged, but I'll have to talk to Tony about it. Anyways, good luck and don't take any of this shit too personally. It's just shit. Ciao.
Subject: Update to my previous post Date: Nov 27 2006 08:50:00 AM Author: BALDER
First of all, to any cockface that said I look like a woman, come and say that to my face and I'll push the shit so far up your ass it'll infect your tonsils.
Second, yes, when I'm not working at my day-job I do play in a death metal band, we're called "Saccular Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm" (we're also known as S.A.A.A. in the scene) and we'll be touring Norway, Sweden, Denmark and Finland over four weeks this winter (new year's eve festival in an ancient viking cemetary in the mountains of Norway, email balder146@yahoo.co.uk for directions and guest list info). I'm not a bass player though, I'm the lead guitarist and occassionally I do the backing vocals.
Thirdly, although I was initially approached by Kathi, Vanessa's proposal also sounds inviting, so, yes, do send me pictures in the above email address and I will contact you to arrange meeting up.
Finally, I don't collect Dr Who DVDs. That shit's for geeks.
Subject: USA Date: Nov 26 2006 11:37:47 PM Author: Uncle Sam
british people are the worst, dude. that's why we kicked your ass!!!!
Subject: the truth Date: Nov 26 2006 08:48:49 AM Author: Vanessa
"if all us british are so ugly etc.,why do so many of your lovely american girls fancy me?"
A lot of American girls are rather dumb. They can be easily hypnotized by an English accent because it's "cute" and "different" and impressive to their friends, sort of like a new fashion accessory. Whether or not they truly like you or find you attractive is completely immaterial. If I were you, I'd milk it for all it's worth.
Subject: the english are the ugliest race Date: Nov 26 2006 08:12:09 AM Author: guido
chuckles is the bitch in the photo one of the women you speak of?
Subject: . Date: Nov 26 2006 05:21:38 AM Author: Cinnamon Spider
shit that looks like a woman
Subject: american girls Date: Nov 25 2006 11:02:05 PM Author: chuckles
if all us british are so ugly etc.,why do so many of your lovely american girls fancy me?
Subject: Dude! Date: Nov 25 2006 03:29:08 PM Author: Lou
I bet this guys plays the bass in a badass metal band
Subject: garcia Date: Nov 25 2006 01:29:20 PM Author: paul
I LOVE DO'S AND DON'TS
Subject: Fast Food Nation Date: Nov 24 2006 05:46:19 PM Author: Natashia
Okay, so he's not a stud.
But let's just straighten this out once and for all. Although Hollywood likes to promote it's Barbie and Kem image, I can assure you that in my travels through out the greater(?) U.S, I've run into the ugliest people imaginable. Being in a bus full of them is likeing breathing in one big fat Micky D's fart. Their clothes date back to all that was bad about fashion in the eighties and nineties and they like to shoot anything that moves and or wears a burka. Although some of them are nice folk, they're largley uneducated, and yes segregation still exists, it's called the ghetto.
Subject: Geography Lesson Date: Nov 24 2006 05:41:47 PM Author: Hamoosh the Fantastic
OK. Enough is enough. This rant is fucking boring and so misguided it's painful.
Mr England/Ireland/Scotland/Wales are provinces - WRONG dicksplat. They are C-O-U-N-T-R-I-E-S.
Not STATES either Vanessa you fucking chimp. You live in the SAME COUNTRY AS PEOPLE IN THE OTHER STATES.
Where do you get off telling us what are countries are or are not?!?!? I wouldn't dream of preaching about your beloved US of A, so leave our beautiful Britain alone!
Great Britain consists of England, Scotland and Wales. Scotland and Wales have their own national assemblies/parliaments and have power to create their own laws (and also a say in England's too which is slightly unfair - but there you go).
These countries fall under one common monarchy. OK? This is why we call it the "United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland." KING = MONARCHY see?
The Republic of Ireland (EIRE) stands alone and is neither in the UK or in Great Britain.
Got that? No? Well re-read and fucking get it.
Subject: fuck it Date: Nov 24 2006 02:07:00 PM Author: Nick
"The whole country is ugly, misanthropic, too smart for its own good, works at a record distributors, collects Dr. Who DVDs, and is married to a chubby nurse with a kid from another marriage."
too fucking true, too fucking true
Subject: FHC Date: Nov 24 2006 11:17:22 AM Author: Vanessa
p.s. You're in love with me.
Subject: FHC Date: Nov 24 2006 11:12:58 AM Author: Vanessa
Wanna see a picture of me? I'm sure we can work something out.
Subject: I am not a fucking nerd! Date: Nov 24 2006 11:00:06 AM Author: BALDER
You fucking bastards think you're all so funny! This is me on the fucking picture, and I'm really pissed of at all you cunts! I have a PhD in particle physics, am a research fellow in one of the most prestigious universities of London, was the elected president of the pagan society in my old university for three years solid, and am very annoyed that a bunch of jobless layabouts with fuck all to do but check out the do's and don't of vice cuss people like me!
As for Kathi, thank you for trying to back me up but, actually, Scotland, Wales and England are all parts of Great Britain. Your are certainly right though that, were you to ask me where I am from, I would never answer "Britain". In fact I would simply say "proud to be a yorkshire man".
Also, if you really meant what you said about fucking me, I would certainly consider the proposition. If you are trully interested, please email me at balder146@yahoo.co.uk.
Finally, with regards to the rest of you, know that I practice magick, and don't fuck with me!
Subject: The Dude Date: Nov 24 2006 08:02:00 AM Author: ME
Hopefully this guys appearance covers up the fact that he is smarter than all you sacks of rotting tramps turds and is planning his attack on your homes from the safety of his, and he will orchestrate it so it will look like it was your own "shit for fucking brains" stupid devils spunks fault that you woke up with your faces burnt of with acid ( rude boy yardie stylee ) and a razor blade encrusted rolling pin rammed up you oh so very tight, narrow, shity, smelly ( but trendy mind! ) arse holes.
Please god let this be so!!
P.S. I would laugh so much too.
P.P.S I agree with fi
Subject: male receptionist Date: Nov 24 2006 07:55:29 AM Author: Eol
Aha ha ha ha - trying to get mummy's attention again man-child?
Subject: fi Date: Nov 23 2006 10:38:24 PM Author: fee
good point red.. made the mistake of being too serious. i keep forgetting that i should be celebrating.
bwahahahaha @ wow's alert readership. I literally laughed out loud when I went to see what you're talking about.
ugly amerikkkan: nothing much to say about your segregational viewpoints, your name says it all, you stupid intolerant wanker.
kathi: cut the shit you condescending, ignorant bitch. You don't know anything about the real world, yet have the indecency to a)imply that you do and b)disdain others for their folly.
vanessa: is a man, and an ugly, lonely one at that, who is also The Human Stain and possibly Duder and countless other aliases on here. I told you I was going to pay you back for months of derision, didn't I, you reader of "hoity toity books", you "thin but goodlooking and stacked blah blah" sad sack of worthless shit?
Subject: superficial Date: Nov 23 2006 12:32:53 PM Author: Red
This is all about being superficial and vain. Who even takes IN and OUT magazine articles seriously enough to get worked up over it? (Unless it's promoting hate speech) Get a grip people!!!
Subject: mc cunty Date: Nov 23 2006 12:15:09 PM Author: limey
I bet he's thinking "Gosh, I can't wait to get home and level up my WoW elf"
Subject: lol Date: Nov 23 2006 09:49:33 AM Author: a brit
Yeah, you do get a lot of these types over here. I bet his bag is full of Terry Pratchett novels.
Subject: re:nick Date: Nov 23 2006 08:15:21 AM Author: fee
ok, baited.
i may as well be blue collar and i am interested in everything. i work for a living and i have no margin. i was listening to marketplace a few days ago and they were talking about india/china, again. the next day i was talking to a coworker -- a marine vietnam vet -- who went democratic for the first time in his life and he was telling me about some books he's read, one of which had to do with the marketplace topic. he also mentioned to me that he saw no one in the ranks of political/economic leadership that are long-term thinkers. james baker et al may save our face in the coming months but where are the james bakers of the future, was the argument. this made a lot of scary sense to me.
another comment made was "just wait until the professional indians and chinese start going _back_, then our goose is really cooked".
can you dig it, comrade brother?
when you've been in a car wreck or broken a bone the damage and life-impact aren't clear until years later.
"stupid magazines
sell you useless things
silly as it seems
they even steal your dreams" bjm
Subject: ... Date: Nov 23 2006 07:35:58 AM Author: ...
why don't you take a picture of some cool londoners instead of hanging out in the tourist trap of central westminster.
Subject: Nursey Date: Nov 23 2006 04:14:21 AM Author: Marc
The nurse you mention is behind him. Her son is across the road.
Subject: oceans two Date: Nov 23 2006 02:46:53 AM Author: Hubert von Flitzeca-ca
Amerika would be a great place IF;
(a)the Atlantic and Pacific oceans met in Kansas city.
and/or
(b)the Nazi's had won the war.
England awake!
Subject: for the record Date: Nov 23 2006 01:54:56 AM Author: Slim Whitman
I just wanna get in on this and clarify that California is no longer in North America.
Subject: WOW Date: Nov 23 2006 12:20:39 AM Author: wow
He is related to these fuckers http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=446&country=us
thats 4 sure
Subject: THIS guy Date: Nov 23 2006 12:05:46 AM Author: little boy blue
I saw this fucking guy do the biggest rail of blow ever and then proceed to lick some chick's pussy while her twin sister sucked his dick. And let me tell you, he was hung. Serious.
Subject: Fight fight fight Date: Nov 22 2006 11:35:28 PM Author: Alex
All this arguing and bitching is the main reason i read the comments. I love that people get so worked up over some lame comment about a dude with about 5 square meteres of cow hide draping his person. Keep it up people!!
And he kind of looks like my sister with blonde hair.
Subject: fee is really wise & brave & insightful Date: Nov 22 2006 10:43:51 PM Author: nick
hey FEE go back to your little university bar and talk your shit there. god have some self-respect. or move to iran maybe you'll it there YOU FUCKEN PUSSY MORON!
Subject: where is the love? Date: Nov 22 2006 10:40:30 PM Author: nick
FUCK YOU VICE YOU KEEP GETTING IT WRONG YOU REALLY UPSET ME TRY AND GET THIS RIGHT YOU NERDS NO MORE OF THIS BIZZARRO REVERSY SHIT GOD DAMN HAVE SOME BALLS YOU ARE WRONG WRONG WRONG GET A CLUE YOU GERMS. FUCKEN.
but we shall become the servant of china-india. north americas will merge. because it is not false, it is true. what will britain be? who knows. our sense of history and our scholar? our tutor i hope. we have no sense of history. we're fucked. who will lead 20-30 years from now.. anyone of vision?
we're doped up on consumer shit lifestyle and a symbolic system that no longer has any ground to anything meaningful.
jesus christ this is all so horrible and we're screwed, the whole hemisphere. this is not a joke. let's move to thailand.
or maybe i'm still frazzled from the previous 'do' photo.
"all your dreams and nightmares are right here right now solid as they ever were or will be"
...suck a dick up until he hiccup? billy? is that you?
Subject: I know him!! Date: Nov 22 2006 09:21:40 PM Author: Duder
That's Sir Nathan Bottomthorpe, he is in Parliament, and he frankly is not amused by all you yanks carrying on and all that rot, etc. Vanessa, you sound hot, not like you have a gunt at all. I know that's not the most romantic thing anyone's ever said, but I thought I'd step up to defend your honor as a lady, cause that's just the kind of man I am, girl.
Subject: here we go... Date: Nov 22 2006 08:50:59 PM Author: the ugly AmeriKKKan
oh fuck, here we go. VICE, can we please get seperate US and UK boards? What the fuck?!?!
Subject: re: Date: Nov 22 2006 08:09:36 PM Author: jeppe
"too smart for its own good"
heehee,
ve heard this expression before
Subject: smart Date: Nov 22 2006 07:27:19 PM Author: bob
whhhhhhhhhattt?
what the fuck is wrong with someone calling me british. oh no!
my parents are scottish and i am english.
we are both british. end of
"Ireland isn't even in the British Isles anymore"
looks like you'll be working on that homework for a while, especially as you (and i don't think inadvertantly) failed to point out that there is two irish nations, one part of the UK, one a republic and BOTH situated in the BRITISH ISLES. Jesus christ
Subject: gargantua Date: Nov 22 2006 07:09:01 PM Author: stoops
actually, his name is thor, he's from iceland, and on fridays he invokes wotan with a two-six of white lightning and a tub of ben and jerry's. so there.
Subject: FISHING Date: Nov 22 2006 06:45:23 PM Author: LANCE
HIS HAIR SMELLS OF FART, AND THAT TRANSCENDS BOTH YOUR SHIT COUNTRIES.IGNORANT YOUNG NATIONALISTS.
Subject: . Date: Nov 22 2006 06:35:32 PM Author: iik
Yeah, all of that phony kirk-church-churche-chooch British identity scholarship doesn't mean a turd to anyone from another country. It's like the stuipd dance I have to do figuring out if an Australian is from Australia or New Zealand. Nobody cares how much your bog's vowels differ from the next bog's.
So if you're gonna call someone a Canadian or an American, you might emathize with being lumped together as British.
Subject: housekeeping Date: Nov 22 2006 06:05:46 PM Author: male receptionist
england is our bitch, what is it you guys all do over there on the fourth of july again...
Subject: blow me yank Date: Nov 22 2006 05:55:57 PM Author: Liam the Scot on coke and E right now
"Sorry you fucking shit-toothed pom. Britain and the UK is one country. Wales, England and Scotland are PROVINCES within that country. Just like states in America. And you know what's worse. England kicked all your asses. They are the one province that runs all the others. Ha ha ha. Scotland got their own "parliament" recently but that's about as hilarious as a Welshman thinking he has an IQ above 100."
You stole the essence of that rant from Trainspotting, tough guy.
Subject: stunning tech advances Date: Nov 22 2006 05:52:47 PM Author: The Human Stain
i love how the cunt from ohio doesent want to be stereotyped yet thinks every from texas fucks steer and everybody from eklahoma is dumb. you guys are right she prob is some fat ugly bitch
Subject: kathi Date: Nov 22 2006 05:27:19 PM Author: ugly american
damn, i thought british people had a sense of humor... so much for stereotypes.
Subject: vey Date: Nov 22 2006 04:26:06 PM Author: Oy
*righteous
Subject: vey Date: Nov 22 2006 04:24:51 PM Author: oy
"The complete racism of the thickest country in the world makes me want to fuck this guy to piss america off."
Try "xenophobia", genius.
I believe that was the self-rightgeous, histrionic term for which you were grasping.
scottsman fucking smell like balls....i don't know why
and also, what the fuck is up with the welsh language? i mean, maybe it served some purpose in the past (confusing enemies?) but now it just looks like a bunch of idiots down there don't know how to insert a fucking vowel. the super furry animals suck as well.
Subject: Nerd Date: Nov 22 2006 03:59:34 PM Author: UK
Sorry you fucking shit-toothed pom. Britain and the UK is one country. Wales, England and Scotland are PROVINCES within that country. Just like states in America. And you know what's worse. England kicked all your asses. They are the one province that runs all the others. Ha ha ha. Scotland got their own "parliament" recently but that's about as hilarious as a Welshman thinking he has an IQ above 100.
Sincerely,
A "Stupid American" that's been to your rainy shithole full of ugly people before.
Subject: bullshit Date: Nov 22 2006 03:58:50 PM Author: Sir Firsty McDarius
if you want to do the whole "states are the same as countries" thing, than do it right. individual states don't cut it...you need to look at it regionally. for instance, ohio is and should be considered part of the midwest, then you have the east coast, west coast, mountains and south along with a big group of hick shit-kickers like those found in this issue making up some sort of rural community. and isn't it funny how every girl posting on vice tends to be "thin (albeit stacked)"? i bet vanessa has a big oily gunt from all those deep fried candy bars and cheese fries. either that or she eats suishi because they just got it in Ohio, and lives in some converted brewery which now touts itself as "loft living" and caters to yuppie douchebags who think reading vice is "edgy".
Subject: haha Date: Nov 22 2006 03:51:38 PM Author: karasu
his waistcoat is SO BIG!! its an epic-coat.
dont know why americans and british are fighting. your forgetting the real enemy is the middle east.
LOAD UP THE NUKES! HOLLAAAAAAAA!
Subject: go eat your tea euro-trash!!!! Date: Nov 22 2006 03:44:49 PM Author: Vanessa
As long as Kathi is going there, I have to admit that I've just about had it with the international perception of all Americans being the same lard-assed war mongering thing. I'm from Ohio damnit, not America. Ohio, just like all the other states, is a seperate entity, much like all the countries of the EU are seperate entities under a semi-unified, semi-blanket form of governance. I don't go around suggesting that you Brits (just kidding), I mean English, are from the EU and therefore somehow a part of this unwilling cutural melting pot. No, I see you as distinctly different within your little club. As an Ohioan, I would greatly appreciate it if you stop lumping me in with, for example, Oklahoma shit kickers (they're ugly) and Texas steer fuckers (they're dumb). I'm thin (albeit stacked), good looking, and I like to read hoity toity books goddamnit. If you don't mind, I'd like a little credit where credit is due. Thank you.
Subject: Kathi is undobtedly hefty Date: Nov 22 2006 03:37:40 PM Author: Sir John Getgood
"...Vice is annoying the way that it presumes that all skinny rich girls are hot, all Asian-looking girls are interesting, and all "British" men are uninteresting."
Allow me to translate: Miss Kathi is neither skinny, rich nor interesting.
Which leads to the second point: No one would mind if you "fucked" this guy, much less be "pissed off."
However, because of the realization stated above, no one would want to see the two of you actually going at it, either, as it would probably set us off our food.
Good luck with your homework, Kathi!
Subject: kathi Date: Nov 22 2006 02:55:01 PM Author: .
AMEN to that
Subject: suck Date: Nov 22 2006 02:47:40 PM Author: ..
His clothing aren't good
Subject: This has been brewing for a while. Date: Nov 22 2006 02:44:20 PM Author: Kathi
The complete racism of the thickest country in the world makes me want to fuck this guy to piss america off.
England, Scotland and Wales are THREE DIFFERENT COUNTRIES. Ireland isn't even in the British Isles anymore. SO STOP REFERRING TO THESE FOUR COUNTRIES AS ONE INDISTINGUISABLE "BRITAIN".
I don't like the way we are all grouped into that one fucking category just because we actually have to know things to get into thrid level, as opposed to multiple choice, tick-the-box, "get rid of all grammar and correct spelling" type crap that could be completed by a four year old English, Irish, Scottish or Welsh child.
I know that this isn't a forum for nationalist rants, and is instead meant for fashion comments, but Vice is annoying the way that it presumes that all skinny rich girls are hot, all Asian-looking girls are interesting, and all "British" men are uninteresting.
This man isn't attractive. His clothing aren't good. At all. But if you asked him his nationality, his reply wouldn't be "British". And there should be a "that" befor the "they're".
I'm annoyed. And I have homework to do.
Subject: m Date: Nov 22 2006 02:40:12 PM Author: h
briddish
Subject: . Date: Nov 22 2006 02:23:37 PM Author: .
america is like britains slightly retarded son with a growth deformity
Subject: longhair brit nerd Date: Nov 22 2006 02:20:13 PM Author: Matt Colquitz
Go I look at this and I want to watch mary tyler moore, look at him as he walks down the street.Your going to make it after all.
Subject: That bitch is curvy Date: Nov 22 2006 02:08:29 PM Author: Sideburn/ leather vest action
Hey, look it's a fat version of donna!!!
Subject: baby's got back Date: Nov 22 2006 02:05:27 PM Author: dicksling
i would rather hang out with this REAL wizard than the fucking douche bag in the photo after this one. vice sucks.
But if that’s the case, then is it also unfair to say this guy looks like some sort of amazing retard-savant like Charly meets Benjy from the Sound and the Fury, just because of a face he made for 1/16th of a second? Comments/Enlarge See all
Doesn’t she remind you of that Just-So Story, “How the Leopard Got Her Ass Eaten Out For Over An Hour”? Comments/Enlarge See all
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