complains, on Oct 18 2009 01:07:42 PM wrote: you used to be sarcastic and funny, now you're just bitter picking on everyone, hot or not... just like perez hilton.
Moritz, on Aug 27 2009 08:57:45 AM wrote: I wanna suck his dick
Really?
No...
Agrajag, on Aug 01 2009 05:52:12 PM wrote: Ahahahahahahahah. No.
shotta, on Sep 25 2008 04:31:18 PM wrote: WTF?!
but somehow thats tight thou.
a real magican.
Date: Jun 09 2008 05:02:38 AM Author: *<3*
hottttttieeee.....
Date: Jun 05 2008 06:22:02 PM Author: no, really
I've been reading these captions for quite some time. This is the first one that made me guffaw.
oh hey generic new york guy that wears stupid clothes and isn't interesting at all and just started smoking camel lights so he could fit in at the coffee shop and used to wear eco gear until about 6 months ago when her realized he could appeal to more girls if he dressed like a retard. Why the fuck do they even put dudes like this nancy up on here any more. If you live in the brooklyn area, look out your window and I bet you'll spot the next vice do. Can't wait to see him next month when he sees the new vice mag with a altamont ad in it and starts carrying around a skateboard so he can start
Subject: /evealwayslate Date: Dec 21 2007 06:10:20 AM Author: Evelyn Rose
I like it, however what he's wearing on his feet need to be destroyed.
XXX
Subject: not sure Date: Dec 15 2007 09:48:12 AM Author: dino
this ain't a guy!
Subject: uhh Date: Dec 03 2007 01:45:39 AM Author: illy
i bet he couldn't chop firewood or roll a cigarette.
Subject: stop it Date: Aug 23 2007 11:12:17 AM Author: rej
guys, stop with the skinny pants. you look stupid. if these were one size bigger they'd be acceptable.
Subject: Celery Love Date: Apr 19 2007 12:53:04 AM Author: Cotton Candy Vegan Land Forever.
I need to hang out with this one. It's not often I find people who can out-dress me.
Subject: . Date: Jan 05 2007 04:57:08 PM Author: skinny
thats the dude from The janice dickinson model show..guilty pleasure.pants a tad tight..i like the look
Subject: - Date: Jan 05 2007 11:52:09 AM Author: adrienne
This guy looks like Mr Tumnus reincarnated as a gay GQ reader.
Subject: will Date: Dec 29 2006 07:13:43 PM Author: free
with the powers of superman vice dictates what you where, obey
Subject: love it! Date: Dec 25 2006 03:31:52 AM Author: bbbear
For those of you who think tihs boy has no dick... I beg to differ. I have seen it, sucked it and fucked it. and its huge. the magician part is true because i dont know where he put it. A total DO! over and over.
Subject: .. Date: Dec 23 2006 05:24:48 PM Author: laura
i love adrian.
Subject: Yes Date: Dec 15 2006 05:04:19 PM Author: Tea
I continue living for men like this.
Subject: faggot Date: Dec 15 2006 04:14:26 PM Author: Fag
This guy's ridiculous. He has a vagina. you're a guy, i dont care if you're gay. you're still a man.
Subject: . Date: Dec 10 2006 11:39:48 PM Author: keke
h&m sweater
Subject: my school Date: Dec 06 2006 03:02:20 PM Author: travwell
i'm a junior in high school but the girls in my school do this a LOT...
skin-coloured tights (tight pants? i don't even know what those are) under those fuggsly Uggs boots.
i think it's really ugly...
but this guy is pretty much amazing so i don't care. i like his hair and his face for the most part but his facial hair looks like the facial hair the persian kids in my school have...the "just shaved/waxed my unibrow" look.
Subject: fuck me please Date: Dec 05 2006 06:54:50 PM Author: montana
attractive times 2,000,000 ^ 3
Subject: m Date: Dec 05 2006 05:23:06 PM Author: m
i almost bought that sweater, but it was $35. i think i'm gonna go back to the store.
Subject: those pants Date: Dec 04 2006 02:18:01 PM Author: Caucasian Invasion
Maybe he's a Ramones fan on his way to a New Kids on the Block show and he's just a little confused..
Subject: shitty caption. Date: Dec 04 2006 07:12:23 AM Author: funkfunkfunk
Captain Picard is this guy's fashion idle but you can't fault the aesthetic if you don't mind looking like an excecutive assistant at gay spin.
Subject: = Date: Dec 03 2006 08:13:14 PM Author: -
american apparel must be stopped.
Subject: You killed my father. Date: Dec 03 2006 05:14:56 PM Author: freshasthedayshewasborn
Hello. My name is inigo montoya...
Subject: ME Date: Dec 03 2006 04:00:21 PM Author: youwishyouknew
obviously the authors of dos and don'ts do a fair bit of coke and in their happy egomaniacal haze sometimes miss the mark...this man? is obviously not interested in women and is carrying a gucci purse...no no no no no!
i bet this guy reads bret easton ellis and thinks he's having a "near life experience"
Subject: magic Date: Dec 02 2006 01:31:29 AM Author: Sean
if by magician you mean he had his assistants' lower half and his top half sewn together after a bizarre "box-saw trick" accident. In reality, this idiot just put on his girlfriends' pants and boots. Fuck this guy.
Subject: that guy! Date: Dec 01 2006 01:39:27 PM Author: joe r
don't just stand there lets get to it strike a pose theres nothing to it...vogue!
Subject: ai oh Date: Nov 30 2006 08:33:08 PM Author: oh ai
the point is that he's attractive to a point where he could be wearing condoms on both legs and his satchel could be filled with michael crichton novels and he would still be where it's fucking at.
Subject: a good question Date: Nov 30 2006 02:51:06 PM Author: me
I have to ask the same question a lot of people on here are asking: where the hell is his junk? If he can pull this off in those clothes, he should do drag.
Subject: no Date: Nov 29 2006 03:17:07 PM Author: jonjon
i dig tight jeans but this is gradeschool 92' add big sweater with sparkly glued on shit and a training bra.
Subject: Hogwarts graduate! Date: Nov 29 2006 07:07:40 AM Author: Dr. Fate
This guy graduated from Hogwarts, the head of his class ... probably a prefect!
Subject: ? Date: Nov 28 2006 09:02:06 PM Author: ddagsa
the line between do's and don'ts is getting dangerously thin. give us some standard fare before the whole institution collapses into unintelligibility. wow what a huge word. unintelligibility.
Subject: this Date: Nov 28 2006 07:20:25 PM Author: Sublime
This guy is awesome, this comment is awesome. If i ever met him I'd get all flustered and throw up in my hands in an effort not to get any on his magnificent self. Then he'd be cool enough to help me clean up.
Subject: why i didn't go to art school Date: Nov 28 2006 11:46:27 AM Author: velvetteen boots and shit
I think that guy may have gotten my friend preggers in Kansas while she was drunk.
Subject: Sadilla Date: Nov 28 2006 12:37:45 AM Author: Que-
Karina's a Parrrrot!
Just think about it.
I told you to discard those pants.
Where are the diamons?
Subject: thom Date: Nov 27 2006 05:02:51 AM Author: fuckfuck
"Bottom half: 50 year old Jewish woman who hangs around the National Theater.
Top half: 50 year old Jewish woman who hangs around the National Theater. Only a different one."
That really made me laugh
Subject: Naked magician with maroon legs Date: Nov 27 2006 01:15:49 AM Author: Monstevr
Haha, yeah..w-wait. And that makes him a do?
...Really??
Subject: his Date: Nov 25 2006 09:57:11 PM Author: his
his prick is like 1/2 an inch. Look at it for chrissakes! It's that little dot next to the other dot that is his nuts.
Probably beats off with his thumb and index finger
Now how hot is he........?
Subject: . Date: Nov 24 2006 09:56:30 AM Author: Thom
Bottom half: 50 year old Jewish woman who hangs around the National Theater.
Top half: 50 year old Jewish woman who hangs around the National Theater. Only a different one.
Subject: Car boot sale challenge Date: Nov 24 2006 08:23:15 AM Author: Tally Wacka Jr
Jesus weeping christ...
This guy looks like he got all his clothes out of a bin bag left behind at a car boot sale in fucking Narni... get a grip.
Subject: What a twat Date: Nov 24 2006 08:10:31 AM Author: eol
He's got a london black cab drivers jumper on and no 'farkin licence badge so he is out!
Subject: Hot Date: Nov 23 2006 11:24:10 PM Author: RUCA
She's soo pretty I hope she goes both ways, we could totally hang out!
just please tell me he's in art school or studying architecture and he's having a blast and doesn't really give a shit and he's having fun and mixing it up and acting out a little bit because otherwise this is a total soul-sucking bringdown photo ("mmman..") and i don't know why except as .. man those boots, god.. is this boston? no, toronto?
"well in new york city
i guess it's cool when its dark
and one day johnny
you're gonna make your mark
and johnny's gonna die-ie
johnny's gonna die
na na na na na na" (replacements)
If a skinny, decaf latte were a person this would be him. He thinks he has a lot of friends but everybody hates him.
Subject: p Date: Nov 22 2006 07:51:28 PM Author: u
you`re all gay n want to have sex with him
Subject: =) Date: Nov 22 2006 07:28:00 PM Author: jessica
he's hot
Subject: please? Date: Nov 22 2006 07:03:18 PM Author: Ms. Know it all
Can boys stop dressing like girls now? 99% of girls may date a guy like this, but really don't prefer it. At least the dude in the mesh shirt had arms. Arms are hot. Boys should start being hot again.
Subject: NONO Date: Nov 22 2006 06:24:04 PM Author: Dr. NONO
holy shit. look at this guy. look at his clutch. did he just walk out of that home decor place? wtf is on his feet? where the fuck is his penis? OF COURSE HE HAS A COFFEE AND A SCARF.
Subject: foxxx Date: Nov 22 2006 06:22:17 PM Author: horny slut
if he put on some real pants and took of those fag boots id let him in for free.
Subject: the soul still burns Date: Nov 22 2006 02:54:26 PM Author: newmiracle
do? really?
Mabye if he had a rapier and a 10 year running vendetta against a rival family.
Subject: gag Date: Nov 22 2006 02:35:51 PM Author: lexicon
he's cute.
Subject: zing Date: Nov 22 2006 02:22:27 PM Author: bertram russell
COFFEE ELF'S BACK!
Subject: who started this? Date: Nov 22 2006 01:22:07 PM Author: dicksling
why do people think this is a do? this is the worst! i am so sick of little kids in sillyburg rockin' this style and trying way too hard to look like english heroin addicts. they are the new trust fund fuck ups. this guys can eat a dick...oh, wait, he already does. sorry, my bad.
Subject: where's the beef? Date: Nov 22 2006 01:12:45 PM Author: caitlin
i just want to know where his junk is.
Subject: blah Date: Nov 22 2006 01:10:59 PM Author: Tanz
Fuck this guy.
Subject: fancypants Date: Nov 22 2006 11:35:59 AM Author: Clubber Lang
i want to fagbash this nancy
Subject: oh my Date: Nov 22 2006 10:28:53 AM Author: Doodle McGollywop
I hhate thhisss man so mcuh I ccan harrrdly tpye!
Subject: Blue eyes are better Date: Nov 22 2006 10:13:04 AM Author: Johnny Ringo
Hang on , that satchell looks suspiciously Gucci , which is a don't don't don't . Thats unless he's found it in the garbage while looking for sorely needed exaggeratedly pointy Vic Reeves shoes .
Subject: Lordie Date: Nov 22 2006 10:08:46 AM Author: Lord
I was way behind on the dosanddonts and read about 9 that ended with this one. I understand that you guys hate it if you were waiting all day for it but after you read a bunch and one of them just says this it's fucking funny.
Subject: coke much? Date: Nov 22 2006 10:04:53 AM Author: siegfried ate roy
a. he looks like a fucking figure skater.
b. even if he did look like a magician, who wants to look like a goddamn magician?
c. he is wearing black nail polish
send this motherfucker back to Narnia.
Subject: What Boots? Date: Nov 22 2006 09:49:55 AM Author: Zip
Those boots are too, too gay, even for a fag. It looks like he stole them from his mothers closet while she was at work at Wal-Mart.The question is , what footwear would make it work?
Subject: girl Date: Nov 22 2006 09:42:58 AM Author: dress
He's dressed like a girl.
Dressing like a girl is a DO? He should substitute the booties for UGGS and be an LA androgenite.
Subject: More Dang Date: Nov 22 2006 09:40:07 AM Author: Jetpack
The return of coffee-as-accessory!
Nice purse, naked magician.
Subject: Lame catch phrases '06 Date: Nov 22 2006 09:34:29 AM Author: David Lee Rotten
This Vice writer is so funny pause not.
Subject: great Date: Nov 22 2006 09:29:53 AM Author: derek
you made george michael cool again
Subject: PLease wipe my ass Date: Nov 22 2006 09:19:40 AM Author: DJ Brockie
Brockie says this guy is cute enough to pull off the cranberry pants, and he clearly works in a creative industry as he walks about the office in knitted shit
Subject: . Date: Nov 22 2006 08:49:47 AM Author: Brooklyn Dodger
His boots look like they're made out of the cement he's standing on. Actually, him, the Hudson River, some cement shoes, that's not a bad combination.
Subject: drain pipes = small balls Date: Nov 22 2006 06:43:04 AM Author: neildeal
i remember wearing drainpipes as a kid. Bad bad jeans.
Real men can't wear them as they crush your balls when you sit down...
Subject: Knob head Date: Nov 22 2006 05:56:24 AM Author: Devereaux
How can this be a 'DO'? That guy looks like a try hard muppet. Stop trying mate! he doesn't look good. The boots and trouser thing look dumb. Tight trousrs yes but they make his legs look stupidly thin the boots only add to the illusion. Top half OK. Is that a LV bag I see. Not good.
Also I bet he knew he was posing for the Do's and Don'ts.
Insecure little fuck?I hope so............
I dont like this man. Would rarther hang out with Pirate tat girl! She's got balls!?!!
Subject: secret of my success Date: Nov 22 2006 04:08:36 AM Author: triston palma
i bet you if you turned sceney mcjones here around, you'd find one of those flaps to poop out of on his jammies.
Subject: wow Date: Nov 22 2006 03:05:58 AM Author: wow
look at his package. It looks like a thumb and a knuckle. Watch out for this hard hitter ladies
Subject: boys in tight pants Date: Nov 22 2006 02:19:11 AM Author: girl
i do not like guys in tight pants gay or straight. it doesn't matter.
tight pants are for me, not for you!
Subject: fuckface! Date: Nov 22 2006 02:18:48 AM Author: paddym
Totally a DONT.
Subject: b Date: Nov 22 2006 02:04:39 AM Author: b
did you get payed by some homo-conspiracy to say this guy looks good
he is the epitome of awkward confused style
i can barely even look at the picture long enough to make fun of it
Subject: eeeee Date: Nov 22 2006 01:18:39 AM Author: hank
looks like some April 77 couture punk fag loser got locked inside urban outfitters
Subject: Those boots Date: Nov 22 2006 01:15:49 AM Author: armie
are the gayest thing EVER.
Nice "Rock n' Roll" blazer and newly purchased "Loft" lifestyle.
Subject: bound genitals Date: Nov 22 2006 12:59:33 AM Author: dear
but, his poor poor penis... I bet he needs pliers to unzip his fly.
Subject: Bewildered Date: Nov 22 2006 12:54:08 AM Author: The Hell?
Exactly which part of "naked magician with maroon legs" is a DO???
Subject: to be Date: Nov 22 2006 12:24:47 AM Author: wifey
hello husband.
Subject: not sure Date: Nov 22 2006 12:17:19 AM Author: henry
my 14 yr old cousin said he's done a few of them
Subject: = Date: Nov 22 2006 12:03:11 AM Author: Spellman
Does Gavin still do these or not?
What kind of spinster cacophony is this? You can almost hear the shrill pining for punk past over the drone of a million record-label PR shopping sprees.
I miss old New York. Where are all the crippled drug dealers mauling shitfaced single moms? Where are the homeless people shitting on the road? Huh? What’s a guy got to do to get murdered around here these days?
THE XXXORCIST
Chris Nieratko: "Come Dorothy nel Mago di Oz ho ripetuto tre volte:“Accetto il pompino e non faccio causa".
INTERVISTA
FACCIA DA CULO
Ryan McGinley intervista Jack Walls, l'artista, ex-membro di gang, ex-eroinomane ed ex-fidanzato di Robert Mapplethorpe.
BLOG
E QUELLA CHE ROBA È?
L'amore è un diritto di tutti, ma questo non significa che puoi ingravidare un bovino se la tua ragazza ti rifiuta.
INTERVISTA
I DOCUMENTARI E LA FOLLIA
Frederick Wiseman è il migliore regista di documentari al mondo. Ma è anche molto probabile che non abbiate mai visto i suoi film.
