CUTE ALERT!!! We saw this kid at Barnes and Noble reading My Trip to the Hospital and she ignored us when we asked for a photo. Eventually her mother had to make her put the book down so she rolled her eyes and did this “There, you happy now?” pose. Wow.

franz, on Feb 10 2009 10:16:32 AM wrote:
Get out of that starbucks you shitty brat!


Date: Jun 13 2008 11:40:43 AM
Author: jt

When she grows up, she'll kick your balls just for talking to her.



Date: May 29 2008 05:58:01 PM
Author: Anonymous

Somebody doesnt love their kid enough to buy her good clothes.



Date: Apr 17 2008 03:29:26 PM
Author: hitler

nice ass hair coat kid



Subject: fuck that bitch
Date: Jan 10 2008 06:51:58 PM
Author: whatever


some hipster mom & dad who grew up in the 1980s and hates the boomer generation made this precious miracle?

Generation X sucks.



Subject: 000
Date: Dec 18 2007 08:48:46 AM
Author: 000

She is a Do,She doesn't talk to strangers or let adults take photos of her!Creepy Vice real Creepy!



Subject: fuck this
Date: Aug 11 2007 03:29:28 AM
Author: twillis

this girls does not have a style sense, her parents just have deep wallets



Subject: ?
Date: Aug 01 2007 08:32:11 PM
Author: Bob

Fuck this little piece of shit bitch.



Subject: The little girl in snowboots
Date: Jul 08 2007 10:23:52 AM
Author: Nostradamus

That girl is going to take over the world. Soon.



Subject: sux
Date: Jul 03 2007 11:00:35 AM
Author: liintu

If this outfit was on an adult, Vice would make it a Don't



Subject: Oh p.s.
Date: Jun 27 2007 09:25:40 PM
Author: Gerf

I want to see this exact outfit on a real sized person. Someome hop on it.



Subject: :/
Date: Jun 27 2007 09:24:54 PM
Author: Gerf

I can't tell if I really love this thing, or if I really, really hate it. Maybe I'll just start doing my hair like it and take it's jacket. I don't know.



Subject: fucking serious?
Date: May 24 2007 01:44:49 PM
Author: loser tramp

coolest little person that's not technically a 'little person'. and i agree with deep-breath whatevs over there.

future killer ninja. or maybe lesbian? quien sabe?



Subject: ...
Date: May 06 2007 11:17:41 PM
Author: Jondis

someone should molest that little girl to shut her xanex dependant uptight hippy slut of a mum up for five minutes about her rants about how sex is 'powerful and energising way of self expression'



Subject: uh huh
Date: May 06 2007 12:51:52 PM
Author: whatevs.

...did anyone ever stop to think that maybe the little wee 'un dressed herself? I remember that age (eh. vaguely) and if memory serves- I dressed myself at that age. And surely, if she is a child who will actually read at a bookstore instead of begging her mom to take her to the toy store... isn't this some sort of implication of how her personality has already begun to unfold?

all those people ready to start jumping the gun on talks of therapy, jesus! check yourself. maybe this is the very example of a child who will grow to be a very healthy adult- because her parents allowed her to express herself at a very young age. she will become the very anthesis of one who who's very overreactionary comments of therapy has become a poorly concealed example of "damn, i wish my parents had been that cool" syndrome.

or maybe she's the little future bia that everyone thinks she's going to become. but i hope not. i hope she becomes a ninja and kicks all of your asses.



Subject:
Date: Mar 10 2007 11:59:13 AM
Author: gypsy

if my parents had dressed me like that i would've shot myself




Subject: bianca?
Date: Feb 07 2007 08:01:02 AM
Author: *****

lol@ the cocorosie comment. the hairstyle is cute, but the outfit is definitely a mess. i've seen cuter



Subject: .
Date: Feb 05 2007 02:16:48 PM
Author: plop

I wonder if this kid's shit stinks....



Subject: ?!
Date: Dec 08 2006 08:46:03 AM
Author: Pete

What the fuck is this, the Paedo Issue?



Subject: Bad mom alert...
Date: Nov 28 2006 09:56:11 AM
Author: LM

Does it seem strange to anyone else that the kid had enough brains to ignore a stranger with a camera, but the mom did not?
What a screwy parent...what kind of mom makes a kid stop reading, to have their picture taken that will be posted on the internet?!
Child protection agencies; please weigh in on this one!



Subject: _
Date: Jun 30 2006 09:50:58 PM
Author: beep

to whoever said she was a walking therapy bill - no, a walking therapy bill is the mothers who dress their 8 year olds up like baby hookers. a flatchested prepubescent in a boob tube is fucking rarse, not this.



Subject: gender bend
Date: Jun 22 2006 12:13:04 AM
Author: pussy galore

umm that's a little boy. pretty fuckin' sure.



Subject: so cute it's sick
Date: May 22 2006 09:55:46 PM
Author: princess pee

That's one awesome kid and she's definitely rockin' it. Those of you slagging the little girl's coolness are probably hipster douchebags yourselves, so don't be such a sad piece of shit and at least give her a little prop for her precociousness. And what's up with the Russian disses? This isn't even from the Russia issue, you dumb cunts.



Subject: Wow
Date: May 21 2006 04:57:58 PM
Author: Who wants to know?

That is by far the cutest child EVER. Fuck, I wish I was that adorable when I was that age. You just know that kid is going to grow up and be the coolest person ever...



Subject: =O
Date: May 12 2006 02:37:25 AM
Author: dangercat

You guys's jealousy is ridiculously apparent. This kid has it goin on... to infinity. I'll bet four dollars she put that outfit together on her own.



Subject: she rocks it
Date: May 02 2006 06:15:09 PM
Author: pho

listen, haters, you only wish you looked this carelessly cool when you were a kid . . . . or now. It's probably her favorite outfit that she wears five times a week, like my green and yellow converse and six headbands i wore when i was her age



Subject: aba
Date: Apr 21 2006 05:55:33 PM
Author: aba

does she have an undercut?



Subject: like WHAT THE FUCK golden!
Date: Apr 19 2006 08:28:28 PM
Author: dasha

This is the mini-dranddaddy of all russians.

crummy wornout pants, cheap snowboots, communist and support-alcohol buttons-no doubt, braids!, fur coat AND a fucking jump suit!!!! WUT WUT



Subject: you are all ass hats!
Date: Apr 17 2006 09:59:51 AM
Author: brandrew

if you guys had a fucking brain you would realize that this is that bitch with the mustache in coco rosie. she found the magical wizard that hangs out with devendra and he turned her into a seven year old. this is the only way she can communicate to the world who she really is!



Subject: kids
Date: Apr 14 2006 10:17:24 PM
Author: Dick Nixon

this is not a cute alert type picture, man.



Subject: ...)
Date: Apr 14 2006 02:26:53 PM
Author: Bob crane

did 'er...



Subject: She's a freaking GOOKling!!
Date: Apr 14 2006 11:34:02 AM
Author: Scott Free

get her ugly ass of the internet or some jew wil find her and make her into the next cum-guzzling porno star in Amerika.



Subject: closing account
Date: Apr 14 2006 07:26:03 AM
Author: broken condomn

kids are way cooler than anyone who works for vice.



Subject: marketers
Date: Apr 10 2006 03:18:44 PM
Author: ?

Little girls shouldn't be this concerned about their appearence, and neither should their mothers. Plus, she looks homeless in that outfit.



Subject: reap what u sow
Date: Apr 10 2006 12:22:43 AM
Author: ur better

Viscous haters, damn, afraid a Mom, or maybe a young girl has more style sense you. These post make the answer pretty clear. Stop letting marketers control your self worth.



Subject: klnfaaf
Date: Apr 07 2006 05:04:15 AM
Author: klnsadf

cute alert? Fuck, what is a cute alert.



Subject: whatev
Date: Apr 06 2006 06:04:26 PM
Author: Martinez Sharpener

To the pansy who has to defend this shit--- Eight year olds are supposed to be eight, running around, playing with my little pony, stealing shit from the store--- When they dress like this it's because their parents have wierd attachment and transference disorders and need some way to express the loss that they feel every second of every overly-opulent but somehow un-fucking-fullfilling day.

This girl is a walking therapy bill.



Subject: shove
Date: Apr 06 2006 02:53:20 PM
Author: it

her douchebag mother probably dresses her that way so that people will stop and say "my, what an interesting little asshole you're raising. you certainly have managed to stave off growing older yourself by making your child look like a tiny douchebag too!"



Subject: cynical much?
Date: Apr 06 2006 01:12:05 PM
Author: WISE ATL

I originally wanted to post so I could big-up the lil' cutie-pie, but after reading the other comments, y'all need to fucking chill. Are we really all so insecure that we have to express it by picking on eight-year-olds? What on earth is wrong with looking bitchy to a strange guy who interrupts you when you're trying to read? All you mean sons-of-bitches who just posted would have done the exact same thing. Jeez, lay off. I hope she IS a bitch when she grows up--TO YOU!



Subject: Way to go Ma!
Date: Apr 04 2006 08:19:36 PM
Author: Mr Lee

Not only is Ma confused but she is doing a good job with junior here.oops! I mean juniorette......Let's all hope that this child does not grow up to be a problem alas! I think that it is too late!!!!!.....RUN..



Subject: Kickass hair
Date: Apr 04 2006 11:43:53 AM
Author: Miss Woo

I dig it.



Subject: that kid
Date: Apr 04 2006 08:28:50 AM
Author: kanotomano

hmmmmmm japanese horror film meets the good the bad and the ugly.

im sure to loose sleep over this one.

glad shes not mine.

curb the attitude and get some friends, then your parents will have less power over your appearence cos you will follow a gang of little buggers and probably grow to be there leader, hmmmmm reminds me of 'hook' now... roofyoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!



Subject: Uzbekistanian
Date: Apr 03 2006 05:27:27 PM
Author: aaronod

She looks like the new kid on the block that just moved from Uzbekistan to America. She hasn't got the fashion down yet, but she has that American attitude already.



Subject: Brunette Mandy!
Date: Apr 03 2006 07:18:14 AM
Author: Aniela

thats a cute kid. but she sure looks like she could be a bitch. she reminds me of a brunette version of mandy from 'the grim adventures of billy and mandy' (4:30pm fridays on cartoon network) damn i love that show. Mandy is the little blonde girl with big black frowning eyebrows, she is such a pessimist.



Subject: i'll slap that look
Date: Apr 03 2006 12:00:33 AM
Author: right offa your face

Panic In the Streets: Tiny Hipster Mutant Wreaks Havoc at Junkie Single Mother's Condo



Subject: re:wtf
Date: Apr 02 2006 10:39:49 PM
Author: tony

No all photogs are pervs, and her mothers dresses her fine.



Subject: oh man....
Date: Apr 02 2006 08:27:02 PM
Author: Hooty Hoo!

This is what you dress your child to look like if you want a staffer at Pitchforkmedia to kidnap her and force her to listen to hour upon hour of gutwrenching Devendra Banhardt demo tapes... Jesus mary and Joseph... someone get this kid a fucking Speak & Spell or a game of Jacks... Fuck, now 8 year olds are trying to be 17 and all up in your grill reading Infinite Jest...? fuck, is this what's hot on the street NOW?



Subject: Uggs
Date: Apr 02 2006 05:52:57 PM
Author: Whitey

She fucking looks like Gangis Khan... Fucking ugly kid will grow up to be the most pretentious hipster bitch.



Subject: i <3 her
Date: Apr 02 2006 04:30:09 PM
Author: Sluticia "FLaVa" McWhore

I can't decide if she is alaskan, an alien or a dwarf? Either way, I bet she has a squeaky voice.



Subject: d
Date: Apr 02 2006 04:22:35 PM
Author: df

she looks like a little adult



Subject: Boots
Date: Apr 02 2006 03:35:25 PM
Author: 39

Look she has buttons no her SNOWBOOTS!



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