When girls wear flowery Holly Hobbie stuff they look like they have rich parents which is great even if they don’t give you any money because they’re always into going anywhere at the drop of a hat and they usually speak whatever language it is they speak when you get there.

Date: May 31 2008 06:49:14 PM
Author: Just don´t know

There´s nothing more to say
than she´s looking damn charming!



Subject: west coast canada.. probably victoria bc
Date: Mar 03 2008 02:00:07 PM
Author: <><>

james bay to be precise... call me the hobby holly sommelier...



Subject: Home Depot
Date: Jan 05 2007 06:10:32 PM
Author: Norcos

She's cute. Take away the bad kitchen wallpaper though.



Subject: guy in the back
Date: Nov 02 2006 11:11:52 AM
Author: hello

Is that guy in the back Suitor Number Three from Mall Rats?



Subject: she smell
Date: Oct 27 2006 10:41:56 AM
Author: disgust

she smell urin and sickness she IS disgusting shitwhore!



Subject: Crazy foreign chicks
Date: Oct 27 2006 03:50:12 AM
Author: dualdragon

Well, judging from the three artsy/heritage-rich girls I sustained emotional injuries from, I'd say that this chick would be kinda interesting, but too much arbitrary nuttiness to be worth it. You wanna go for the kind who have bitten fingernails and poreless skin and dark confused eyes that plead for you to make sense of their world even as they casually sever your heart from its ligaments.



Subject: too soon old...too late smart
Date: Oct 12 2006 10:10:50 PM
Author: wzpiu

I'm sure he thanks you....he's 42yrs.



Subject: man-make-up
Date: Oct 12 2006 10:05:59 PM
Author: past-blast

is this actually one man suggesting another man go get makeup? and you think this is O.K.? who's the goof here??



Subject: Future of euro westerners
Date: Oct 12 2006 07:40:11 PM
Author: PERFECT

This is a ideal euro woman.

Total marriage material....as long as she has NOT polluted herself with some ape afro types...



Subject: UGLY
Date: Oct 07 2006 02:44:11 AM
Author: EWW

this whitey dresses wierd and she looks weird and she looks like she stinks..taKE A BATH!!!



Subject: too soon old...too late smart
Date: Oct 05 2006 08:52:50 PM
Author: the kibosh

she's from the prairies and she's ukrainian on both sides and that skirt has that bohunk folk pattern that you see in edmonton on it that she got handed down when her baba died.

dude finally figured on how to chat up goddesses like this, but now he's 34 & chunk and has the constant all-day raccoon eyes. corny vintage loafers won't make up the math with this queen, byotch. get on the atkins & just ask the girl at the counter for the man-make-up or stop going to house parties where there's gonna be girls under 25, goof.



Subject: uyuyuyyyy
Date: Oct 05 2006 07:59:14 PM
Author: sdfg

people with rich parents can suck my dick and go to hell.



Subject: *
Date: Oct 05 2006 07:07:25 PM
Author: Jarshy

Look at that strong jaw line. She could chomp through a lead pipe. Don't piss her off when she's giving you head.



Subject: Pussy
Date: Oct 05 2006 07:06:08 PM
Author: Jarshy

I don't know. Ive had some delicious black pussy, just for the record Jack.



Subject: white girls rule
Date: Oct 05 2006 06:53:46 PM
Author: marcusbondi

nothing hotter than a sweet white girl. yeah they kind of set the standard for beauty and attitude, especially those who have not been poisoned by political correctness and are in touch with the awesome wonder and power of their femininity. also, they have the best, sweetest, nicest, most delicious pussy in the world.



Subject: Vanessa
Date: Oct 05 2006 06:42:26 PM
Author: Jarshy

I wish I could meet you, V. I know you're really cool, and probably really hot at the same time, if that makes sense.



Subject: piece of shit kicker
Date: Oct 05 2006 06:02:30 PM
Author: Clark Griswald

We are missing one big thing here. What the fuck is up with Mr. Soul Patch's Golden Boots? what the fuck is he? a space cowboy?



Subject: Jarshy's buckeye boner
Date: Oct 05 2006 03:01:08 PM
Author: Vanessa

"These are the kind of ladies I try to shoot for, and thank god I've been successful a couple of times."

Not bad for a kid off the streets of Dayton. To say the least, you're making all us folks back home mighty proud to say we're Ohioans. Thank god you didn't end up like George Bailey. That queer.



Subject: One ugly lab coat
Date: Oct 05 2006 02:09:48 PM
Author: cherrybomb

She looks like a phamacist or a Soviet egg monger.



Subject: head in the gorge
Date: Oct 05 2006 01:43:38 PM
Author: Elorian

What the fuck's wrong with Elora? I know this chick, she gave me head in the gorge. Best gorge-loving ever.



Subject: Chill out V!
Date: Oct 05 2006 01:12:11 PM
Author: Jarshy

Hey Vanessa, I for one admit that these types of ladies are the most sexy around. They are the Amazons that are too hot to handle. These are the kind of ladies I try to shoot for, and thank god I've been successful a couple of times. They can be intimidating, though.



Subject: just give in
Date: Oct 05 2006 12:52:32 PM
Author: Vanessa

All of you are brainwashed to hate tall, intelligent, successful, classy, educated Aryan types. With that being the case, I still believe that most of you weaklings, once in the presence of this woman, would find yourselves unable to resist the urge to lick her boots and then have her walk across your naked minion's back in them.




Subject: .
Date: Oct 05 2006 12:36:57 PM
Author: corntooth

She probably has and a onk tattoo on her lower back. Target practice



Subject: Wow!
Date: Oct 05 2006 12:29:32 PM
Author: Jarshy

Look, it's that alcoholic guy from creed!!
This red-haired lady is very sexy in my opinion, tho.



Subject: frummpy
Date: Oct 05 2006 11:38:40 AM
Author: cambridge MA

this pasty princess looks like many a gradstudent here in frumppy-ville USA. she should be saving africa any minute now.



Subject: lovely girls
Date: Oct 05 2006 10:52:35 AM
Author: jk

thatis my sister



Subject: durr
Date: Oct 05 2006 10:12:49 AM
Author: Acquitted Murderer

That's funny, because everytime I see a girl in flowery shit, she's either trying to stop me from eating a cheeseburger or offering me a blowjob for 20 bucks. Boy do I luv my city.



Subject: Achtung Baby (asshole ahead)!
Date: Oct 05 2006 09:37:04 AM
Author: pm

ok, homeboy in the rear is on some serious Bono love. why would somebody parrot the style of the most irritating honorary boomer to ever exist? my mind reels at the thought of it!



Subject: woah
Date: Oct 05 2006 08:44:02 AM
Author: neat

Since when did VIce start going to parties in Elora? I bet that house reeks of stew and Olde English wood finish, that's why guy in the back is wincing.



Subject: flower
Date: Oct 05 2006 08:28:46 AM
Author: koko gorilla

this girl is a don't.



Subject: rich girls
Date: Oct 05 2006 08:05:45 AM
Author: floyd

vice- please add this to your run-on comment: and they're all crazier than fuck.



Subject: comment
Date: Oct 05 2006 07:29:43 AM
Author: chucky

I like the comment, though.



Subject: or
Date: Oct 05 2006 07:03:58 AM
Author: fuck haute couture

orrrr..... she´s an annoying hippie whose outfits all look like that, and she´s never been anywhere outside of Ontario.



Subject: no
Date: Oct 05 2006 06:04:03 AM
Author: Drew

Vice loves bad posture.



Subject: horny
Date: Oct 05 2006 04:19:34 AM
Author: vagina

smart chicks are hot.



Subject: £!?
Date: Oct 05 2006 03:12:15 AM
Author: bli jit wel

A friend for life, or a wife with a knife!



Subject: streep it up
Date: Oct 05 2006 02:17:57 AM
Author: tony baloney

she looka likea Meryl Streep straight outa death camp bwouy!



Subject: man
Date: Oct 05 2006 12:15:21 AM
Author: dick raper

I like the other guy



Subject: FIRST
Date: Oct 05 2006 12:14:02 AM
Author: dapwell

WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT WHO

this chick is pasty also, she was molded from elmers glue



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