You were trying to fuck with this guy and his ultra-positive, “How’s it going, man?” attitude, but he darted out to the dance floor because Roni Size came on. Close your eyes and try to picture the crazy-legs mime dance those pants made him do.
Subject: fucked Date: Feb 27 2008 01:40:23 AM Author: spanish
when h asked - what should I wear tonight, his mates said "not sure skip but I think it might be slightly formal, you may need to run at some piont, hide a dump in your pants and oh yeah....they might be shooting a scene for pirates of the carribiean (or how ever the fuck you spell it), so dress accordingly"
Honestly, all you supreme fucktards dissing drum n' base need eat a big fat dick. You know you were listening to Ma$e and Puff Daddy back in the late 90's when jungle hit the states. Go listen to some bad company or dj teebee or anything off of Hospital records and come back to me. Hey whatever, who knows. This guy could be on pure mdma in which case he wouldn't give a fuck what all you haters are saying about him. Go listen to some interpol and cry rivers of tears when your dad won't cover you rent this month shitstains.
Subject: 000 Date: Jul 11 2007 02:34:04 AM Author: 000
Give him another 10 years before He becomes a Dont,There arent enough guys on the dancefloor just being there instead of trying to grind with everything that has a woohoo,If this guy takes his shoes off,steals dancefloor from happy couples or has a waterbottle 2 feet away then blunt insterment no witnesses.
Subject: disgusting Date: Apr 07 2007 07:41:43 PM Author: Al
what a silly twat
Subject: no way Date: Jan 12 2007 05:15:44 AM Author: haha
breakbeatvariations? hahaha you cant be serious. shut up forever.
Subject: are dicks! Date: Oct 22 2006 05:51:37 PM Author: u guys
u guys probably attended one or two drum n bass raves when it was hot and alternative in a "i read about it in a fancy underground zine" way, and then thought of it being to easy, or dancy or whatever.
u need to shove my cock down your throat at +240bpm, and ill make you cry like the babies u are. see if you can dance to that motherfuckers!!
Breakcore is alive, and so are all the other breakbeatvariations, but sorry to bring it to you guys... it takes some brains to grasp.
Subject: Bring It Date: Oct 14 2006 09:58:34 PM Author: Roni Pies
Fuckin gas him, he's smiling for fucks sake. Its all about being all drunk n crazy and not givin a fuck while not lookin at you , not lookin at me, and dont fuckin dance, its the ket thats makin the sway.
Subject: oh god Date: Oct 08 2006 01:38:29 PM Author: Edie
this looks like the kind of guy that would ramble on and on to anyone who would listen about how much he loves 'green-witch village' and how 'sick' all these parties are.
my vote for best vice don't caption in like three years? maybe more...
Subject: its not okay Date: Oct 04 2006 03:45:46 AM Author: nonamee
this guy should eat more. pork meat and milk!! hahaha!!
pork cooked in milk!! hahahaha!!
drum and bass is and was for wankers,
male adolescents, dancing like spank the monkey
with angry face.
...except like 11 years ago in some dodgy areas in central london. i said 11 years!!
-> "scene of the minute dick riders"
Subject: sodas Date: Sep 28 2006 08:34:06 AM Author: soup
All dee massive inside.....seen!! lawd ah mercy
Subject: huh what when where why who! Date: Sep 28 2006 06:44:44 AM Author: ...london calling...
jungalst? huh what maybe i dunno..
i used to be one.. but am just to old for all those screw faced little hood rats trying to look mean..!! fuck that..!
drum n bass hasn't fallen off tho.. its evolved... good news too..
looks like jonny depp on meth!! good look.. i'll put my neck on the line and say a do!! woooooh...
Subject: Post Rock Transcendentalism?! Date: Sep 28 2006 02:52:19 AM Author: Dolf
I fucking hate college students. Post rock transcendentalism? I will stab you with your own Pitchfork. And then "rockist". In a perfect world, that word would get you beaten, as opposed to our world where it endears you to forty year old commentators on NPR. I would fight you.
Subject: fuck Date: Sep 28 2006 01:34:23 AM Author: slappy joe
hi. im torn between being a pirate and a boyz2men faggout.
Subject: t Date: Sep 27 2006 09:28:16 PM Author: GOD
EAT SHIT
Subject: Post Rock Trancendentalism Date: Sep 27 2006 08:35:13 PM Author: Uber Alex
I'm glad I never took terms like 'junglist' and 'drum & bass' seriously, cause these stupid trends are always "falling off". Guess that's why they're trends. And why anyone 'Emo' or 'Rockist' is a stupid trendy asshole.
One - Die UFOs Die. He could not possibly look more like a goon. It looks like each half of his body got to pick how they were going to dress that day and they both decided on gay. Two - I love me some Roni Size. I do. But for God's sake not in 2006. He fell off. So did Drum and Bass. And now we have the bottom half of Jewy Junglestein carrying what's left of the torch for the junglist massive? Pass. SO - throw the jungle jew down the well, speed up dubstep and then we can lift the ban on the UFOs and maybe even white boy wiggle dancing.
Subject: Are you serious Date: Sep 27 2006 07:31:54 PM Author: CHOD
You said
"I can't comment on the ufo's because I have way too many of them, but they really don't go with that retarded bandana/vest/shirt combination."
You don't get to comment, your as much a fashion criminal as this puff.
Subject: hm Date: Sep 27 2006 05:48:35 PM Author: AC
looks like Axl Rose
Subject: He Works With All Of Us Date: Sep 27 2006 05:45:38 PM Author: tiesto pr
come on! this guy is obviously a tiesto groupie, or that guy everyone works with who wants to be known around the office as 'the coffee fiend'.
Subject: ... Date: Sep 27 2006 05:16:42 PM Author: mot
roni size is the shit... full cycle live, yo!!
Subject: Cant fuck with roni size though Date: Sep 27 2006 04:10:12 PM Author: Utah
He's missing the prerequisite junglist hoody, though.
It's great to see people think outside the zombie box and come up with real conceptual masterpieces of Halloween costumes, like one-armed Venice Beach glamor-jock. Check it out. He even nailed all the tiny details, like the frayed, toe-jam-encrusted sandals and little gino kissy-smirk. Oh wait, this picture is from yesterday. Comments/Enlarge See all
Sorry but the band has to be disbanded at 30. And we’re not saying you’re on coke but you have to give that up too. There’s a reason John Peel, Joe Strummer, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, and John Entwistle all died in the wee hours.
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