horst, on Aug 18 2008 09:17:46 AM wrote: what a fucking fashion skater.
Date: Jun 11 2008 04:26:59 PM Author: natalie
u fuckers can kiss this couple in the middle of their asses. cos u r so damn stupid to be frustrated in the front of yr computer. well done bitches
Subject: Real NYers Date: Mar 13 2008 10:49:25 PM Author: Fresh K
Damn and I though the Vice staffers were "real new yorkers" But I guess by real new yorkers you mean upper middle class sub-urban rich kids who's parent's funded their move to "gritty and authentic" brooklyn to validate their need for "realness" and by real ness I mean one big gentrification party.
Subject: whutever Date: Oct 31 2007 07:31:46 PM Author: the incredible
i partied with that kid a couple times when i visited nyc
Subject: my 2 cents Date: Aug 16 2007 02:37:54 AM Author: tt
fuck nike, and fuck all you cocksuckers with nothing better to do than to find reasons to hate on these two. they aiight, they in a photo, they a do- you aint, dont be jealous.
Subject: mua Date: Aug 14 2007 12:58:39 AM Author: ha
the description is completely sarcastic right?
Subject: 1 more thing Date: Jul 14 2007 02:37:46 AM Author: king
bronx sci > brooklyn tech > stuy
!!!
Subject: ny'ers Date: Jul 14 2007 02:36:22 AM Author: king
real new yorkers are always a DO, no matter how stupid or ugly they are. transplants who move to brooklyn are always a big fat DON'T.
Subject: ny born Date: Jun 05 2007 03:20:45 PM Author: destiny laurice
the only thing this "nigga" smokes is pole. nyc needs to get the fuck over itself pronto, and just relish the fact that it is the cultural/social/economic/political shit-bin of the universe, and that's great, but that's all it is. supreme and the LES huh, you can have 'em, since all those clothes are made for closet-case fourth graders who think it's "ironic" to wear gold fronts and chains and the neighborhood was better off as a festering den of human refuse (circa 1989)
Subject: comment Date: Mar 11 2007 11:34:37 PM Author: patty p
these are the two new prototypes that larry clark unleashed in the city. he put cameras in their eyes to see what life as a teen in nyc is really like. sadly he found out that it was no differnt than KIDS
Subject: better than stuy Date: Feb 28 2007 07:08:01 PM Author: yeah
bronx science!
Subject: super mario Date: Feb 12 2007 05:17:43 PM Author: äääärthur
plumbers in the mafia?
Subject: girl Date: Feb 10 2007 03:59:22 PM Author: ashley
that chick is tuff, i wish i was her
Subject: so irritating Date: Jan 24 2007 07:46:10 AM Author: ynot
you out of town yuppies are hillarious, so many opinion and no credit to back them up..me and this nigga were smokin waters, gettign bagged and hating on you out of of towners before you even knew what the lower east side or supreme was you fuckin dick riders... go suck a dik and spend some more of daddys money...oh and while you re at it kill yourself, al us nyc natives would consider that a personal favour
Subject: set Date: Dec 11 2006 11:44:55 PM Author: dip
stop hating on DA and bxsci u lames
Subject: those shoes Date: Dec 11 2006 01:34:28 AM Author: Bobby Digital
hypebeasters..... she doesnt know what her dqm shirt stands for
and you know he's not skating in his opium 180s.... purely carrying a shred-sled as an accessory
Subject: What's In Date: Nov 09 2006 01:44:04 AM Author: ChitownBeatDown
Big ugly shoes, that's what!
Subject: these kids are twats Date: Oct 13 2006 11:51:07 AM Author: dicksling
these kids can eat a dick. i could give a fuck where they are from. who cares? this won't help them. oooooooh, supreme. ooooooooh, a fuck off hat. oooooooh, some stupid fucking sunglasses. they can sprint into a brick wall.
Subject: so dope Date: Oct 07 2006 04:51:14 PM Author: thug mcgraw
Vanessa... I think it is a Bronx Science tshirt...but what's this Stuyversant yuppie doing wearing one?
Subject: thats me Date: Oct 05 2006 08:39:20 PM Author: ur funny
stop hating bitches
BORN N RAISED MOTHER FUCKERS
been rocking supreme since before i could talk
Subject: oner Date: Oct 04 2006 11:11:22 PM Author: .
Sabrinas hotter!
Subject: fuck off Date: Oct 02 2006 03:19:44 PM Author: mmm
these kids knew about supreme way before you out of town mother fuckers came around. In fact they were wearing supreme when you were still in highschool trying to get over acne and they were too young to even deal with it.
Subject: ------ Date: Oct 02 2006 03:14:41 AM Author: TIM
NY,sad, kids, shoes, opinions!
Subject: yooo Date: Oct 02 2006 12:31:36 AM Author: D
who the fuck skates in a pair of nike air max 180's? fucking posers. no way are these little douches from new york. another result of little hipster scumbags moving in to the city from some little redneck town and grabbing a costume at some "cool" store.
Subject: word to your mom Date: Sep 29 2006 05:42:52 AM Author: innit
Michael Jordan for president!!
By the way, Vanessa you left your watch at my house last night. You suck cock way too well to be a lesbo. Quit pretending.
Subject: ... Date: Sep 29 2006 02:34:42 AM Author: carbidio Batman
New Balance are wank lets face it. Nikes in general are pretty sweet. Whats the big deal about having some cool trainers anyway, these people are the type who dont wear clothes or cut thier hair because it mean "selling out to the man" Jesus in heaven! Just enjoy this lovely bird and her mate
hey vanessa, sure pricey store-bought nikes are pretty gay, i agree. and i hate cliches too, i hate michael jordan - i like old skoll NB - especially the sort keith wears on b52s party mix album, & i like your tough chick style, but that might not preclude me from gently forcing you to the ground with my hand on the back of your sweet, sweaty neck while i ....; now, that would be whiny! so it's cool you "talk the talk" but chix who think they have "balls" never know what it's like to lose them until it's too late and they are crying into their lace handkerchief.
Okay....ready...most of you cool so called hip fucks from Dakota come to New York with with your well educated asses only to pose and talk like us un-educated ignorant New Yorkers....stop the bullshit already, your really not cool if you could afford to live in apartments that are the size of your fathers cubicle at Intel headquarters and cost 1300 dollars a month then turn around and dress like the poor working class New Yorkers you dicked by skyrocketing housing prices...you fuckin homies...these kids go to NYU not queensborough community college and work at Foot Locker for 6.75 an hour....peace from Brooklyn...
New Balance!? I'm all for local manufacturing, but that has to be the gayest and most poorly designed tennis shoe logo ever. 'N'. Surely the Don't to end all Don'ts.
Subject: AM Date: Sep 28 2006 10:36:51 PM Author: Vanessa
"I respond because I care. Hugs and handpounds kids."
I think you respond because you have nothing better to do between jerking off and watching VH-1.
Shut up you whiny, let them eat cake fag. Nobody said anything about exploitation. I have a problem with Nikes because they're the standard uniform, an everyday goddamn cliche. All he needs to complete the look is a Vanilla Coke in one hand and a Big Mac in the other with an ipod strapped to his waist. Mainstream does not necessarily equal bad, but total fucking saturation always does. Besides, Michael Jordan is one of the worst Americans of all time and his shitty little overpriced shoes are so ugly. PUKE. I also hate that whole arrogant Pacific Northwest pseudo-liberal capitalist vibe that surrounds the Nike "campus." "Laid back" my ass. New Balance is from the dingy eastern US where, by the way, they still have 10 factories. I feel so much better when I wear their shoes. I don't know how good they are for athletics, but they're great for smoking dank buds. Paranoia reigns whenever I'm around Nikes.
get over the nike thing; if it wasn't for nike half of sth-east asia would still be hand-plowing rice fields 18 hrs per day for 20c - sure tis way they make nikes for $1per hour, but it means their kids can go to school and eat and have clean healthy food. just like the bleeding hearts said about japan in the 50s - "oooh - we're exploiting them!" - bull - just setting up manufacturing infrastructure that predicates health and civilisation compared to abject starvation. yeah, those airmax rule!!!!
they don't talk like no plumbers in the maf-aye-yay, not enough people do anymore. that girl could catch it lovely though. CARLOS MENCIA SUCKS, FA SHO SHO.
Subject: so hot Date: Sep 28 2006 07:39:35 PM Author: wow
christ that girl is hot
Subject: I agree with that one guy down there Date: Sep 28 2006 02:47:00 PM Author: yup
hipsters are totally ruining all the cool towns.
Subject: Date: Sep 28 2006 01:05:13 AM Author:
i'm sorry but i can't stop looking at dude's fresh ass nikes. what, are people mad cause they're nikes? name a retail product that isn't bathed in the blood of the oppressed. existence is barbarism, those nikes are dope as fuck. i wouldn't buy them cause i'm broke and even if i wasn't i'd have better things to do with my money but those shoes are beautiful to look at.
Subject: . Date: Sep 28 2006 12:16:20 AM Author: iik
Also, teenagers are a universal don't. Try spending a day around a few.
Subject: . Date: Sep 28 2006 12:14:13 AM Author: iik
this is a don't. street wear idiots at their finest.
Subject: new yorkers Date: Sep 27 2006 10:30:56 PM Author: fugheddaboud it
it's true. us native new yorkers are lookers. and when we leave the country, our accent is exotic.
Subject: Babydick, I echo your sentiments Date: Sep 27 2006 09:19:53 PM Author: Duder
Stop hating on us because we grew up in the place you always wanted to move to, and have sweet rent controlled apartments in the same building as your $2500 studio. Also, if these kids are from NYC (which I doubt), they are from Manhattan, and people from Manhattan don't have an accent.
Subject: you fags Date: Sep 27 2006 09:05:28 PM Author: baby dick
i hate how you bird ass hipsters see us proud native yorkers as another fucking magazine subculture. little did you know that we unanimously wish that all you fucking squares could be lined up and decapitated in a machine. plus you irreparably ruined brooklyn. GO HOME!
Subject: Nike Punks Fuck Off Date: Sep 27 2006 08:47:05 PM Author: Dr Joyce Bothers
These guys are boring. I'm more interested in how Vanessa declares she has VD to anyone who calls her out and demands they go down on her diseased ass. Quite a defense mechanism your sporting there, sweetie. Tell me about your mother. Oh wait, don't tell me, I should chew off her anal warts with my teeth, right?
FUCK, the 80's are starting to be hip again, we must run, we must hide, and we must not encourage the buying and selling of nike shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big V- The dallas cowboy cheerleaders are now recruting, go try your luck.
Dylan- You're absolutely right, those damn NY kids are pretencious little bastards. But I'm sure every state has a few. And i'm sorry if one of my hobbies doesn't please you, but as long as there's emaciated women wearing granny clothes, Vice will glorify them. And you will soon get over it.
I respond because I care. Hugs and handpounds kids.
I bet Larry Clark is beating his cock to this pic right now.
Subject: kline burns holes in my stumache Date: Sep 27 2006 03:31:51 PM Author: mmm.
know them both, new york born and raised mother fuckaaa.
Subject: neat little packages Date: Sep 27 2006 03:06:30 PM Author: Tony Badassassino
I think these kids look amazing. You people need to chill the fuck out. The guy is River Phoenix reincarnated and the girl is just beautiful. Besides the Nikes, they've got good taste, AND it is nice to see someone, anyone, not busting a fuckin' sag outside of Trainspotting. Quit being such pissy little jagoffs.
the dos and donts are just sucking in quality more and more. is it because they are releasing them so much more frequently now?
uhm ok it "makes you forget that they all talk like plumbers in the mafia", ok.. yea cool... ???? is it supposed to be so bad its good (no), or is it a trap so you can laugh at people over analyzing a picture here. either way the one thing you milk the hardest from this magazine really is becoming unfunny. pace yourself
ps. that kid looks like a dipshit in those banana shoes
Subject: you can't blame the youth... Date: Sep 27 2006 01:44:53 PM Author: armondo
hot damn you guys get worked up over a picture of some random kids.
Subject: bttf2 Date: Sep 27 2006 01:00:37 PM Author: mike
affected little art school shits. She looks kind of bliny fed, little russian emigre bitch. The kid couldnt turn his way out of a wet paper bag on that board, look, he's gotta hang on to the pole for balance. NYC is such fertile ground, y'all can do better....
What a couple of bloody idiots. These two are obviously little arrogant knobheads and i cant understand why vice would wanna encourage this kind of self obsessed affluent youth.
Subject: Shiit Date: Sep 27 2006 09:48:27 AM Author: Darius
Yo, no matter what age, I'd fuck that little Italian bitch. I know whiteboy aint pipin that right.
wHO THE FUCK YOU CALLIN SILLY YOU TWO BIT BUSTED ASS NIKE WEARIN PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA!!!!! yO!!!! i GOT ME A YEAST INFECTION!!!!!! wHY DON'T YOU GET YER PINK ASS DOWN TO MY OFFICE AND EAT ME OUT BITCH!?!!!!
Subject: hm Date: Sep 27 2006 09:22:21 AM Author: cherrybomb
By New York, do you mean the projects, because if you do, you are WRONG AGAIN. Teenagers who grew up in the projects all wear the same thing: XXXL tee-shirts/XXXL jeans/and construction boots. The only difference for the ladies is that everything is two sizes too small. Poverty is BOE-RING. Those two cookies you got there probably come from Rhode Island and go to private school.
Subject: Teenagers who grew up in New York are... Date: Sep 27 2006 09:09:04 AM Author: Dylan
..insufferable pricks.
Likewise with anyone who begins a comment with "Being a devout sneaker collector..."
Subject: jeans Date: Sep 27 2006 08:34:28 AM Author: biy jez we
for tight jeans wear womans, thats what most emo and indie fags do. FACT
Subject: . Date: Sep 27 2006 08:30:33 AM Author: .
vanessa, you are a silly bint
Subject: Vice is the new FHM Date: Sep 27 2006 08:18:23 AM Author: T-rock
So, somebody's gonna have to remind me of when Vice decided to becomelike Maxim or Complex magazine.
Subject: Sir Molloch Date: Sep 27 2006 07:19:34 AM Author: Vanessa
Here's Vice's regular Dos and Don'ts Nike Swooshtika ad. They're cute kids, but what the fuck? This is pretty obvious. I hate those shoes and I hate it when Knight tries to mask how conformist and evil they are by putting them on a sexy young tart wearing a "rebellious" FUCK OFF cap. It is nice to see straight jeans on kids again. Bell bottoms and sags are for pu$$ies.
AM-The only thing you need to be acquitted of is your naivete. They're "posing for the day" because they're models.
Has everyone overlooked the fact that this chick is deffo worth a poke and who cares how she talks. Everyone can't talk properly when they have a meat totum pole in their gob.
Subject: redefine Date: Sep 27 2006 02:11:01 AM Author: whatevah
nike shoes are about as cool as trucker hats and contracting Hep C.
Being a devout sneaker collector, I can appreciate the 180s he's wearing(Opium collabo) and the air max 90s she's wearing(Aztecs). I doubt he skates in those, way too uncomfortable for boarding. He's just posing for the day, but I still consider this a do. Neither is wearing second hand jeans or a shirt that your grandfather has in his closet, so they get a gold star from me.
And her hat is Supreme, real NY for ya.
Subject: wow Date: Sep 27 2006 12:04:43 AM Author: sigourney
Skating in 180s? Oh the humanity...
If you ever see someone with this little street smarts be a sweetie and kick his head in. It may save his life one day. [Click for video]
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