Conky, on Apr 18 2009 01:03:21 PM wrote: My neighborhood is full of these unattractive dorks.
Date: Jun 22 2008 01:46:25 PM Author: bloke2dollar
he looks like a newsreader in civies.. look at that head.. thats TV hair for sure
Date: Jun 05 2008 07:05:16 PM Author: James A.
he just got out of the dorm room that some of his frat buddies locked him in 1987.
Date: May 01 2008 10:48:41 PM Author: annenyc
That natty man is sporting Belgium Shoes ($350/pr) - the wardrobe staple of a certain type of preppy and/or gay man. To this species of homo sapien, these shoes are perfect b/c they go equally well with a tuxedo and plaid shorts. p.s. Belgium shoes are made for women too!
Date: Mar 28 2008 01:01:42 AM Author: Joe
Switch the shoes to flip flops, and he's every douchbag frat boy at WMU if they aged 10 years overnight.
Subject: "_______" Date: Feb 25 2008 10:50:37 PM Author: !!!
i like turtles.
Subject: dfceglwecrwteh Date: Dec 13 2007 04:38:14 PM Author: dgckhjdfcfdsc
I didn't give permission to put up this photo of myself, please take it down. Now!
Subject: wow Date: Nov 09 2007 02:57:50 PM Author: hahaha
this guy got dressed in his walkin closet in the dark
Subject: SpringLake, NJ Date: Oct 16 2007 10:59:20 AM Author: Tom McCarthy
SpringLake, NJ ?
Subject: yeah! Date: Jun 23 2007 05:43:01 AM Author: tom t
Thirty-2nd mofos!
Subject: in regard to the European Union Date: Jun 07 2007 01:37:36 PM Author: mantis
Not to sound like too much of an asshole, but are you a fukking moron? The European Union is the biggest conglomeration of arrogant pricks who have no accountability whatsoever! The overwhelming majority of their votes are taken by raising their hands, which means there can be no recording of who voted for what. Let's not even discuss how they are currently in a moribund state since the French referendum a few years back. Either you are just being cynical and I'm overreacting (if so, kudos), or you just proving that you are a fukkin derelict
Subject: fuck Date: Jun 07 2007 12:54:58 AM Author: me
daddy
Subject: Exec on holiday Date: Feb 10 2007 11:04:32 AM Author: Marc
It is simply one of life's mysteries why middle-aged males will dress in slip-on shoes with shorts when on holiday. Do European and North American tourist boards plant these fuckers in expensive Caribbean resorts just to deter people from ever going back - it's a ploy that would work with me. It's a look that says "Fat wallet available to the first street robber who tries his or her luck."
Subject: in atlantic city they have silicone tits Date: Sep 26 2006 05:22:46 PM Author: John B.
I really like American girls.
And Rage blows ass.
Subject: a party Date: Sep 25 2006 03:23:57 PM Author: ethiopian jazz
went to a party this weekend where there was an ethiopian jazz band playing. then djs made us mad with dance.
i said it before and ill say it again
LISTEN TO JAZZ MOTHERFUCKAS... JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Subject: the fucking difference? Date: Sep 24 2006 11:16:22 PM Author: thug mcgraw
uptight Euros...dickhead Yanks...
i was at a resort in Crete this summer...
funny how both sorts clutched their digicams and whatever other shit i didn't give a fuck about, tighter whenever i walked past.
should be obvious why.
Subject: response to soren´s question Date: Sep 24 2006 08:06:11 AM Author: fuck haute couture
Sigh. The US has over 300 million people, all influencing and being influenced by different people, climates, topography, music, religions, philosophies, cultural and ethnic backgrounds and traditions. You could write an entire fucking encyclopedia about it and you still wouldn´t cover even half of everything. Not everyone here is Sex in the City and Growing Pains and the Bush Administration or whatever the hell it is people watch on tv.
`Define American culture´is basically an unanswerable question.
You´re welcome.
Sigh.
Subject: fuck Date: Sep 24 2006 12:37:45 AM Author: fuck
"Europeans, once you start contibuting to the world again, then you can make fun of."
Fuck, why do I keep expectign Vice readers to be more well read...what the fuck??
are you serious?
did you just say that??
do you READ the NEWS???
Do you know OF THE EUROPEAN UNION.
WTF.. This is why the world hates americans
Subject: Blinded By The Light Date: Sep 23 2006 03:33:03 PM Author: NYC EMS EMT
I wish i could get my work boots that shiny....damn it
Subject: soren Date: Sep 23 2006 10:50:09 AM Author: The west virginian
I hate europeans. I work at a hotel in hawaii, and they always ask for special favors like they are owed something. They never tip either,and you know they fucking know their supposed to! soren, you suck balls!!!!!!
Subject: hi Date: Sep 23 2006 09:48:22 AM Author: soren
hahahaha soren, lil indignant european... guess what, the statement "please do define American culture" means you know lots less than you think you do. Non-Americans and Americans alike, saying there is no american culture, that its all for sale, sounds like the crap I used to spout when I was 15 discovering rage against the machine. The fact is that there is tons of cool shit going on in the states, it´s just that none of it is on TV. Which is where you probably form most of your opinions about the US.
It´s ok, I forgive you, but really, on an individual and non-mainstream cultural level, the US is just as if not more diverse than anywhere else on the planet. Your favorite bands and movies are American. Get over it.
When I go to Europe I can't tell the difference between the inbred people and the cockroaches, and let me tell you, there's nothing more Euro than walking out of an Amsterdam coffee shop and having a cockroach with a needle dangling from its arm ask if it can eat you out for some spare change. Yes, I feel so "found" at that point.
Subject: cultural exchange Date: Sep 22 2006 08:06:57 AM Author: soren
please define eurotrash ?
and do please define american 'culture'?
our women are more attractive. ever seen euroblacks?
Subject: eurotrash=stupid american Date: Sep 22 2006 03:39:56 AM Author: grifter
You all need to chill out. All tourists look stupid, it doesn't matter where they are or where they came from. It just comes with the territory.
Subject: im down Date: Sep 22 2006 12:43:23 AM Author: runraisan
"you know, ive been swinging for a few years now. i mean, its not bad. different shapes and sizes...you know - thats what lured me in. and then, on top of that, i get to fuck bitches who wear sweatshirts ALL THE TIME!"
Subject: Nice one "hey" Date: Sep 22 2006 12:33:42 AM Author: Duder
Right on about the Euro's dude. I went to NYAC once, this guy must be loaded
Subject: my 2 dads Date: Sep 21 2006 11:37:50 PM Author: Plaid Chad
are europeans not aware of the term "eurotrash", a term that refers to the population of an entire continent, unlike america's "white trash" which only applies to the population of certain american neighborhoods?
Also, you've been stuck in disco since americans invented it in the 70's. move on.
Europeans, once you start contibuting to the world again, then you can make fun of.
Subject: Euros vs Americans Date: Sep 21 2006 08:22:41 PM Author: Darren Lightning
If he was some ironic cobra snake guy dressing like that everyone would be saying how much of a do he is and how fucking rad he is. Vice readers are so hypocritical.
Secondly, I´m with the Euro guy. Americans are fucked. They don´t travel, the small portion who do are germs, they think can cun is experiencing another culture and evryone outside of a tiny part of manhatten or LA dresses like fucking douchebags.
you need to come to the states and check youself out in a mirror if you think americans look bad in europe, cause there's nothing like the trash we you send over here to explore a culture that still matters
He has gorgeous legs, which leads me to believe that he is either metro or extremely vain(there's a difference). Definitely not a fag. According to them, plaid was spring fashion. And everybody's entitled to ONE wardrobe malfunction, so let the pleather shoes pass.
he looks like he lost a bet and had to dress to get beat up. i'm not a violent person but when i look at this guy, i really just want to kick his ass, don't you? although i'm pretty sure i had those same shorts in the seventh grade.
You know those nightmares you have where you're walking around in public in your underwear? This guy decided to overcome his fears by facing them.
Subject: no debate on this one Date: Sep 21 2006 02:37:28 PM Author: chucky
Jesus, that's terrible. Just terrible. He's probably a Wall Street cat with 50+ in the bank and this is his way of saying "I'm rich, I don't care." Like, a rich-guy version of smebbin'.
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