Red high heels and understated black kind of says, “I could fuck the living shit out of you if I wanted to but seriously, go look in the mirror. Do you honestly think you could handle it? I didn’t think so. I’m going to go now and you should stay here and have another beer and try to focus on someone closer to your league. Honestly, you’d be happier that way. We both would. You’re sweet though. Don’t get me wrong—but I have to go. I have a boyfriend anyways. Take care.”
I have read some of the most racist, hateful, woman hating, homophobic shit in the Vice comments, and I just wanted to say thanks gang! I get most of my good material from you folks (white or black or whatever, if it makes me laugh it's great)
Here's a few quotes from this list that made me laugh:
hair grows around her asshole naturally.
this girl's so hot that you have to go home and cry and suck your own dick
i'm stayin on beachwood dr. in hollywood and every fricken model lives there, i just sit outside and start beating off!
Subject: chica Date: Jun 24 2007 12:47:07 AM Author: tom t
she's hot but she aint that hot, fuck i'm stayin on beachwood dr. in hollywood and every fricken model lives there, i just sit outside and start beating off!
Subject: what's your problem Date: Jun 16 2007 06:12:25 PM Author: Kristen
How do you people have so much hate inside you that you can be horrible to some innocent girl? She doesn't have a sign saying she is God's gift to men. Vice wanted to take her photo. You act like you know the woman. How can you be proud of yourself when you have so much hate?
(By the way, a white girl may sleep with black guys because it's "nasty/dirty/forbidden," a turn-on for some people. Or, they might just ignore stereotypes and get along sexually. Who are you guys to judge somebody for what turns them on?)
Subject: so is this bird Date: Jun 01 2007 08:25:51 AM Author: klaxons are shit
well, she isnt shit, she just isnt very pretty....wouldnt notice her at all
Subject: damn Date: Apr 05 2007 09:25:49 AM Author: malachi
wow, how did we get to race and "definition of a hipster" and all this dumb shit from one picture of cute girl reppin' the itty bitty titty committee and potentially hairy bungalow?
i'm black, i'm an intellectual, and sometimes i talk shit about fat, white, brown, whatever people - because it's funny in the moment.
do i want to axe murder every motherfucker of a certain race, style, credo etc. NO
it's called snapping, the dozens, having jokes,dont take it so hard baby
Subject: fine Date: Mar 31 2007 06:57:47 PM Author: Samson
oh i LOVE girls like this!
Subject: suck my gigantic penis Date: Mar 30 2007 02:37:59 AM Author: ray harryhausen
this girl is pretty and that's it, lose the hyperbolic bullshit
Subject: I am a do Date: Mar 01 2007 08:14:48 PM Author: lauren
I am a do , I wear black and I have a nice smell...I wear shoes that are red...so that everybody can look at me...and I have the red bracelet...I am so beautiful...fucking bitch you really have no style not even when you smile!
Subject: she probably gets it waxed though Date: Feb 28 2007 12:05:56 AM Author: regular james
hair grows around her asshole naturally. id bet my life on it.
Subject: Seen Date: Feb 06 2007 11:14:49 PM Author: it
this issue is full of re-cycled do's and dont's you lazy fucks
Subject: last word Date: Dec 14 2006 07:10:45 AM Author: LAST WORD
last is always best,dis bitch knows.
Subject: yaawn Date: Oct 06 2006 02:49:57 PM Author: anonymous
Hey guys. Darius isn't black. He's a sick joke. There's at least 1 ridiculous "shucking & jiving" flamer like that on every forum nowadays. He's just perpetuating every dumb stereotype about blacks, and a lot of you guys fell for it. Way to go, Vice-I can't read one page on here without you dumb drooling Vice fanboys' racist BS. That includes you, Darius. Watch your back.
Subject: * Date: Oct 02 2006 08:41:51 AM Author: &?
this girl is rotten, some kind of golbourne road hoochie mama. i bet you her boyfriend sells hash and is called mo.
comment below made me laugh, she does look smug.
Subject: . Date: Sep 30 2006 10:03:11 PM Author: shit the bed
Subject: this bint Date: Sep 20 2006 04:34:03 AM Author: eurotraveller
her nose would take your eye out in the morning.
Subject: gay Date: Sep 20 2006 04:30:10 AM Author: fernando sucks dick
sensual? hahah sensual women have curves and pretty feminine faces, we are not asking for pamela anderson, just someone who looks like a bird-twat.
'fernando' are you secretly the "girl" in the picture??
Subject: shut up Date: Sep 20 2006 12:37:28 AM Author: fernando
...this brunette is perfect...shes sensual
you stupids, think that a gal needs big tetas and culos to bring beauty?
ignorants and descerebrados
Subject: No, Really. Date: Sep 18 2006 10:46:25 AM Author: Vice is Slipping
Booorrring! She's not bad looking, but is she really a do? I've seen girls with better fashion shopping at indian "curio shops" by the grand canyon.
Subject: the weather Date: Sep 18 2006 08:26:35 AM Author: rose
NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY IS THIS GIRL ATTRACTIVE.
REALLY BORING CHOICE VICE, BRING OUT HOT GIRLS. FED UP AT LOOKING AT UNDERNOURISHED SKINNY BIRDS WITH FACES LIKE MEN AND BAD HAIR AND BAD CLOTHES.
Subject: lily allen is a evil dwarf wit bad skin Date: Sep 18 2006 05:47:15 AM Author: pheobe
touche. boring outfit, boring shoes looking face put some hot chicks on here!! please
Subject: DON'T Date: Sep 18 2006 01:03:34 AM Author: the standard
Who keeps approving these boring ass mall hags and passing them off as sexy on my favorite website? I'd fucking 86 this bitch in 5 seconds flat if she stepped into my club wearing that generic crap. DON"T
quite being such puss-holes about the pretty women: "this girl's so hot that you have to go home and cry and suck your own dick" "this girl's so cute that you should fuck off and kill yourself" "this girls is so gourgeous that you will cut your dick off in front of her and then put it in your drink and drink it and then fall down on the ground sobbing and convulsing". Grow a fucking pair and stop using that as a principle for writing DO sections about attractive women. And in my book, all of the like outcomes are DONTS.
I'm sorry, i gots to agree with below, i prefer my ladies just a tad more feminine looking...and with some tits.
Subject: red shoes Date: Sep 13 2006 11:45:23 AM Author: masima
THIS IS CLEARLY A MAN
Subject: tough working for Vice Date: Sep 13 2006 11:29:57 AM Author: keeno
awww, is that what she said to you? even though you work fora cool magazine? damnit! life sucks eh?
Subject: trevorpuss blockhead Date: Sep 13 2006 11:23:15 AM Author: ian dury
"how did we get on to race?"
*sniffle, sniffle*
c'mon gwuys.cut it owt. you're huwting my feewings.
Subject: this chick Date: Sep 13 2006 06:23:39 AM Author: trevor
how did we get on to race? grow up people, seriously. this girl is super super average...horrible nose and lazy eyes.
Subject: This Squirelly Mountain Date: Sep 13 2006 03:38:02 AM Author: A PLAY IN 1 ACT BY -Snickerdoodle
She **still sweaty from chicken wings** drops trow to stoop over my chest as I stare into her dusty brown eyes.
**girl grunts**
A nice little poodle of poo-poo squirls out of her boom boom and piles up on my hairy mantits. It smells gross, but this Quasi-British self flatulation thing is rather hot.
**girl wipes, pulls up drawers, downs a shot of Makers Mark. Leaves.***
if all 4 of those dudes in the background could somehow magically pool their juice together & hit this babe up with all the play they have collectively, it STILL wouldn't be enough! it'd be like trying to break a 2x4 with a spaghetti noodle.
Subject: shoes Date: Sep 11 2006 09:03:14 AM Author: paris hilton
ewwwww
fatima whitbread with an eating disorder
big old conk
this chick is overrated, she is tanned, that's about the only attractive feature about her, check the nose ya'll! and why is her head too big for childs body? shoes are wack,
I cannot believe all this racist and violent rhetoric shit from blacks & whites alike, amongst other issues...i am so happy to be leaving the USA permanently...I am more and more getting why most countries outside the USA have very little respect towards this country as it is predominantly resided by a bunch of greedy, self absorbed, materialistic, xenophobic, violent and uncompromising assholes...Ciao forever U S (uck)A (wefully)
Subject: One last thing Date: Sep 10 2006 03:21:28 PM Author: Wes Anderson
One of the most annoying things on this site has got to be posters using the name and subject boxes as some cutesy way of putting together a statement. Name:Douche Subject:Bag is the type of witticism often displayed by these plebians. It's as if using the comment box is too expected, so they feel as if it's clever to subvert that, and misuse the name and subject box. No wonder Bush is in office.
This is so prevalent, that I'm obligated to repeat this message on another picture.
Subject: honest Date: Sep 10 2006 02:54:05 PM Author: truth
ACTUALY, most of the do's are asian women.
and i must say the fact that a well deserved do turned into a racial battle is retarded and distracts us from the real issue....repeating....
the shoes are mad hot
Subject: Oh Sweet Date: Sep 10 2006 06:21:04 AM Author: Jesus
Where'd the kid from Vassar go? You know Wes Anderson with the historical novel on Flemish cookware or something. Seriously, where's that guy? If those posts were a joke and it's just some dude, then I want to love you like only a man can. Your posts were brilliant and deserve a place in this really good fucking issue.
Oh and she's pretty and would for sure love any of the very eligable bachelors posting on this awe-inspiring message board. (Which means you would get to see a real naked girl!)
Subject: Darius Date: Sep 10 2006 08:27:19 AM Author: Uncle Wilbur
Well done! You've managed to expose the average typical poser reading this sh*t and wind them up at the same time.
Subject: Springsteen / Dylan Date: Sep 09 2006 08:02:16 PM Author: some guy
Woody Guthrie was black?
as for Bruce Springsteen ... what he made was very white, I have never heard a black man sound like Bruce Springsteen ... save for no one.
Last but not least, the difference is that white people tend to master and manipulate and capitalize genre and format .... which is hip, black people are something else entirely Mr. Wayne ... black people are cool.
both need each other, and this horseshit has to stop.
erykah badu? Jimmi hendrix? Marvin Gaye? Common?? Have you heard of the term Hip Pop? That is like saying 'well I've heard Fall Out Boy, Sarah McLaughlin, and Kenny G... obviously white people have no talent". Bringing up dylan springsteen and lennon makes even less sense because all of them became famous by performing with formats, techniques, and genres that were INVENTED by black musicians (dylan and springsteen ESPECIALLY).
Listen to The Love Supreme by coltrane or Madvillainy, just to begin with...
P.S. Talking about being hip is not hip.
Subject: Walk away from it my friends Date: Sep 09 2006 05:35:28 PM Author: Tony Badassassino
I agree. It's time to go smoke a joint and chill the fuck out. As conservative capitalists, this is exactly where Vice wants us, fighting amongst each other. Boycott this rag.
Holy guys is this what you do all day? You sit and fight post-post fight. I scrolled down to see how often you would post a comment and it's like every 5 minutes or something. This is seriously crazy... maybe you should go outdoors for a bit, clear your minds. Just a thought.
Subject: uncle tom's honkey jewish bonanza Date: Sep 09 2006 01:54:26 PM Author: al green
between white-black race tensions and anti-semitism, it's time for VICE to just stick to the magazine and close the comments section. it's just getting sad.
can we all just get over this ... obviously Vice -being extremely capitalist conservative- sucks ... isn't that why we all enjoy it?
Subject: um......... Date: Sep 09 2006 04:32:20 AM Author: Dr. Fate
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Comments:
Subject: go back to Africa
Date: Sep 09 2006 04:23:20 AM
Author: Captain Amazing
go back to Africa Darius ... you deserve it.
Subject: Nigga Nigga Nigga, and if I had a gun...
Date: Sep 09 2006 04:04:00 AM
Author: Dr. Fate
nigga nigga nigga and if i had a gun I'd pull the mofo trigga ...
Darius is great ... some douche bag gets on vice and everyone gets upset.
Any white girl with a black man is just stupid and doing it to piss off her parents, Darius isn't even black or college educated ... he is just words on Vice Magazine ... and listen, the world is full of douche bags and words on pages ... rhetorical, sardonic, racist, capitalist pig fuckers spewing nonsense on the level of Darius, is pretty common.
Although his "real man" comment is pretty funny ... obviously "Real Men" go to viceland and write silly things to make hipsters mad all the time, Real Men slap bitches in the face with nutsacks.
Obviously gays are not real men ... so on & so forth, Roland Barthes would have a field day with this troglodyte, if your upset by Darius you fucking deserve to be upset ... if your amused by Darius, your probably a great drinkin buddy in waiting.
Anyway ...
"Darius what's wrong today, You look as though you've seen a ghost?
Subject: go back to Africa Date: Sep 09 2006 04:23:20 AM Author: Captain Amazing
go back to Africa Darius ... you deserve it.
Subject: Nigga Nigga Nigga, and if I had a gun... Date: Sep 09 2006 04:04:00 AM Author: Dr. Fate
nigga nigga nigga and if i had a gun I'd pull the mofo trigga ...
Darius is great ... some douche bag gets on vice and everyone gets upset.
Any white girl with a black man is just stupid and doing it to piss off her parents, Darius isn't even black or college educated ... he is just words on Vice Magazine ... and listen, the world is full of douche bags and words on pages ... rhetorical, sardonic, racist, capitalist pig fuckers spewing nonsense on the level of Darius, is pretty common.
Although his "real man" comment is pretty funny ... obviously "Real Men" go to viceland and write silly things to make hipsters mad all the time, Real Men slap bitches in the face with nutsacks.
Obviously gays are not real men ... so on & so forth, Roland Barthes would have a field day with this troglodyte, if your upset by Darius you fucking deserve to be upset ... if your amused by Darius, your probably a great drinkin buddy in waiting.
Anyway ...
"Darius what's wrong today, You look as though you've seen a ghost?
A ghost you say, she looked just like a ghost to me..."
oh and listen ... the only reason white capitalist pig fuckers are using the black image to sell anything is because white people still consider the black image to be the other.
Ok, no, really, letting my hair down is what it's all about, I complain about the uptight PC folk all the time, but if you think that the discussion going on on this page has anything to do with an easy breezy conversation, a little fun 'n' games, you're on fucking crack. Come on, the shit being posted on here today is weak beyond words. Darius is a stereotype who is giving all the racists on this page a free license to spout off all kinds of hateful shit. "break open his little black skull and leave him to die?" "go back to africa?" "no blacks are good songwriters? singers, ok, but not songwriters cos mainstream, blah blah"? "stick to your own kind"? "can't be hipsters?" You think all that shit is just letting your hair down?
No, for real, I'm not overreacting on this one. It's rare that you'll hear me really talking shit about other people's comments. But the shit I read today... and this is coming from someone who lives in a big, diverse city... seriously made me feel ill. You guys are not "letting your hair down". You're letting your hate out. That shit's not tight. Seriously.
1. For those who actually got their fingers sweaty responding to Darius' "hood" comments, you are just as stupid as him.
2. For those who actually put their personal business on VICE(of all places) just to prove their point, you deserve to be smacked. I tried it a couple pics back, and it was dumb on my part.
3. For those who showed their true colors and posted blatant racism(joke or not), I disagree with your blanket statements and viewpoint on life, but I respect you for expressing your feelings. Not a lot of people have guts to do that(even though this is the internet)
4. This post alone shows you that Vice is racist. This pseudo-race war should've stopped at Darius' statement. If they can delete a paragraph that I typed in response to someone, this should be no problem. Either that or they just dont give a fuck.
5. This WOMAN is perfection(opinion-wise). And as far as race, my native country is Whogivesafuck, just south of the Virgin Islands, and my skin color is anonymous.
Subject: this is depressing Date: Sep 08 2006 11:41:18 PM Author: a depressed n*gger
I bet Darius is a white poser who watches too much black-on-blond porn.
If you are black, then thanks for the coon show. Seems like all these white people really appreciated it. Next time you should do a little shuffle too, ok...
Subject: Wow! Date: Sep 08 2006 11:27:45 PM Author: A
Wow! I'm stunned. Is this what it is like in America? You guys really are racist to an extreme degree.
And I find it oh so amusing that stev3 et al. actually call themselves hipsters? Do you put that on your business card?
You racists are parhetic. Why does Vice attract these cats?
Subject: Fuck YOU ALL!! Date: Sep 08 2006 09:03:59 PM Author: Shawn the Dude
Fuck nig.gers, fuck jews, fuck all you immigrant bastards! I'm tired of you hitting on whitegirls. Stick to your own ugly kind.
Subject: 200 x10 bitch Date: Sep 08 2006 08:46:17 PM Author: I talk big on the internet.
Fuck your black ass. You're people were only slaves for about 200 years. Compare that to how long your ancestors in Africa were keeping us Jews as slaves. So shut your stupid ass up, you don't have any excuses.
The black man is the most oppressed person in our society because of OUR racist slavemaster ancestors. We are at the top of the social hiearchy, but at the bottom of the spiritual hierarchy. They all deserve our love, and service. Even guys who have lost their ways such as Darius. We all come from Africa anyway.
To Darius, I want to apologize if anyone in your life made you angry, but please refrain from insulting EVERYBODY. There are some good white people out there. The interracial dating is beautiful, because one day we'll all be the same race.
I don't really have to apologize to Danise. She agrees with me about Darius. Don't think these feelings extend to the whole African race, because I have much respect for most of the brothers I've met. It's just certain people like Darius who get my blood boiling, but white people do the same thing. Word.
I got out of line cuz of the heat of the moment after reading these comments. In NO way do I condone what Darius typed. He's a dumbass. But, these other people typed equally racist shit so I had to say my piece. I retract my earlier OJ statement.
Oh, and if you come back and post a essay on culture and race, you taking the DO's and Don'ts too serious. I AM a black man who reads VICE by the way. It's nothin to do with race. Just so you ignorant peeps know.
I'm sure most people who read this think this radous/ghost... is the lowest scum on earth.
I have some more stuff I want to say about all the stuff that came up here, but I don't have any more time now, so I'll be back in a day or two.
I'll take up the subject of culture vs. etnicity, why some groups does not seem to work well with others, black dating blacks, how I think we should solve the problems we obviously have....
Pardon me, but I won't sink to you guys level, or that Darius kid. I got some white homies I'm cool wit, so I aint even trippin. Darius is the type of brotha that gives us a bad name.
I'm not scared by Negroes, not any. However, you should be scared. You seem to think whites are emo or something (what is emo?)...
But I'm shure there are a lot of whites out there who would, without any problem, use an axe to split your little black skull/kraniúm in two pieces, letting you bleed to death, your brain all crushed.
Here's a tip bwoy, don't trie this in real life, being all tough behind the computer screen is one thing.... The whites are not what you think, they are wery different, and they have probably become tiered of your bullshit...
Yo, I been readin this racist shit, and I gotta say FUCK YOU! I'm gonna be on some O.J. Simpson shit for the rest of the year thanks to you dickridin racist mafuckas.
O.J. is free to bust on any blonde he wants. How's THAT for hipster, you fag'gots?!!
Subject: New Date: Sep 08 2006 07:27:23 PM Author: Stev3
I agree. NO black artists are good songwriters. Dylan, Lennon, even Bruce Springsteen are better songwriters than any black musician. Blacks are better singers though. Black people are more emotional creatures, but intellectual, or esoteric abstract thought isn't their strong point.
They're mainstream and consumer driven, therefore NEVER hip.
miles davis.jimi hendrix. malcolm x. king britt.q-tip. common. prince. . marvin gaye. erykah badu.
All those artists are boring. Old news, where are you from? Miles Davies - boring, academic 'clean' & depressing jazz. Jimi hendrix - one or two ok songs, highly overrated. Malcolm x - couldn't care less, common = most boring rapper ever, prince = falsetto fagg*ot looking idiot. Marvin gaye = one or two ok songs, nice production, don't like fasetto singing, erykah badu = does anyone listen to that?
I listen to some black music, even though, I think most of it is too repetitious/monotony, too little happening, and the song writing is
not good enough....
It's not about being a hipster or not, it's about being true to yorself.....
Subject: Darius loves white "hoes"... Date: Sep 08 2006 07:11:28 PM Author: David Brent
And I don't agree with that in the workplace. Find any white slapper you want mate, and I guarantee you after I talk to her I'll be "up to me nuts in guts." Taking the mick out of us gives you blacks pride, doesn't it? For fucks sake, go back to Africa, the lot of you.
Sorry but that Darius kid got everyone's blood boiling. He brought out the worst in me. BUT, could you imagine Sofia Coppola, Karen O, or Chloe Sevigny dating a black guy? Hipsters and black guys have different tastes, values, and morals. They love the mainstream consumerism, and hipsters hate it.
Subject: Ok. Date: Sep 08 2006 06:56:11 PM Author: Cool.
I'm not a racist.
Liberals are so fuck*in upptight about discussing anything not PC.
You know, I can talk and take a lot of shit. Especially here. It's just the internet, after all.
But seriously, I'm deeply disturbed and nauseated. The majority of people who had anything to say so far, have blown my mind with the fucking ignorance and stupidity. Also, I had no idea that so many Vice readers hated black people. I mean, it's your business if you think you know something about blacks or what kind of minorities do what to each other or why or whatever, but you could use a little decorum and at least PRETEND you're not an unabashed racist. For fuck's sake.
The only reason, that there ever were some white chicks, who might consider dating black guys was propaganda from the jews through the papers & TV & movies, since they want 'the meltingpot', they try to encourrage race mixing.
This doesn't seem to have much effect though, 99% of people choose a partner of the same etnicity.
They way you desperately post about "fucking white chicks", again & again & again, just makes it obvious it's not true.
You seem to repeat, just to make youreself believe it, when you know it's not true.
Subject: Rey Date: Sep 08 2006 06:09:42 PM Author: Stev3
Those black people were never hip until they became famous. Shit, even Hilary Duff and Ashley Simpson go to hipster clubs like Misshapes. The average hipster doesn't hangout with black guys. And, Basquiat was MIXED with PR. Only a white woman who's had psychological damage, or is overweight would be seen with a black guy.
VICE isn't for black people, because of the culture clash. That's not racist.
I think some people here has a point. The very limited number of white girls, who might be willing to date a black guy, are likely the victims of incest or sexuall abuse. Then choose a black guy, because he doesn't remind them of the guy who molested her.
That's if she doesn't become a lesbian, or goes throug heavyweight therapy, or finds anoyher way out, I don't know, like meditation or something...
Subject: subhumans Date: Sep 08 2006 05:56:45 PM Author: rey
oh and i guess gavin was right. you will never get with a girl this classy.
Subject: reeeeeetarded. Date: Sep 08 2006 05:36:47 PM Author: rey
miles davis.jimi hendrix.the bad brains. spike lee. malcolm x. king britt.q-tip. angela davis. common. prince. cornell west. james baldwin. jean michel basquiat. fab 5 freddy. marvin gaye. erykah badu.
all the very embodiment of hipster. being hip has nothing to do with race. nothing.
racist fucks can go die now, you've failed our generation. thanks a lot.
That dude Darius's comments are hilarious. Talk all you want on the internet, smart guy. You lose at life. You're going to go "make sure a white girl gets nutted on tonight"? I'm going to go "make sure a black guy doesn't get hired" for the rest of my life. I win! :)
Subject: Huh? Date: Sep 08 2006 05:40:12 PM Author: chris litt
She's hot, but why is Bob Balaban behind her in the plaid shirt?
Oh, and Darius, black men die of AIDS all the time, so keep fuking every piece of white trash in site. We want YOU nd THEM off of our planet.
She's really really super fucking beautiful. Seriously, I've got moon beams shooting out of my eyes. No wonder so many men are fighting on this thread. Thanks for the theory Einstein.
She looks beautiful, and classy which means she's probably never been with a black guy. She's not their type. They like white girls who look like the one in Hustle and Flow.
Look at the American Apparell ad Darius. Those types of girl would never fuck you. I'll talk street like you my nigga, cuz you one of them niggas who be dat way when niggas be mad like niggas be mad, fo shizzle.
Oh, and there might be 2 black guys outside of Pharell and TV On the Radio who know Vice exists.
Dude, shut the fuck up. Hipsters and blacks aint thhe same. There's nothing racist about that.
Subject: you racist pigs you Date: Sep 08 2006 04:51:12 PM Author: lol@u
black people don't belong here? fuck off you don't belong here. actually you don't belong anywhere except the 1950s. find a time machine and get there quick. all you people are retarded. that goes for the guy with the black girlfriend, and darius who will 'kick your ass' through the internets (i live in nyc too motherfucka harlem to be exact). ok you get points for correctly spelling breastesses...haha i say that all the time. oh yeah this girl aint that hot, i mean i might do her, but she aight... ok maybe i'm on darius' side. i dunno i'm confused. he writes in ebonics, which is straight up wack yo. actually thats wickidy wizack!! so deal with that beeeotch. i'm out. PEACE!
Subject: a problem Date: Sep 08 2006 04:41:55 PM Author: I got
She's beautiful, and she would never EVER let a black guy touch her. Sorry, but call me racist if you want, but black people don't belong on this website. It's TOO different a culture.
Subject: to Darius Date: Sep 08 2006 04:14:23 PM Author: Redneck Jim
NIG.GER GO HOME!
NIG'GER GO HOME!!!
KILL YOURSELF NIG,GER!!!
Subject: Darius Date: Sep 08 2006 04:10:45 PM Author: Jarshy
I'm not your son, Blacky the Clown.
You just admitted you're a rapist, by the way, as if there was ever any question.
By the way, you never told us what part of Africa you're from. Probably New York. That's in Africa, right?
Subject: dfsdfdsfs Date: Sep 08 2006 03:27:48 PM Author: no name brand
well that's a daisy
Subject: Seattle Date: Sep 08 2006 04:09:34 PM Author: Darius
So niggs, if you live in white ass Seattle then you don't know shit about real niggas. Son, I'll come to Seattle and RA.PE ya bitch, and make YOU hold the camcorder!
Ya bitch is an Uncle Tom hoe, and she DESERVED to get the shit molested out of her. bet she cries everynight! You mad? I'm loggin off, and goin to Butter to find me a white hoe to dick down. See you whiteboy fag.gots!!
Subject: buy my art Date: Sep 08 2006 03:58:57 PM Author: Tony Badassassino
Come on, Wes. Buy some art. It's for a good cause. You're a funny dude, you know that? Whaddaya want me to do, kiss your ass? I already know you're rich. So you're not into the Celtic thing, but a lot of people are. Because of your response to Darius, I thought maybe you were one of those ethnocentric rich anglo white people. Their "history" sells. How's about a painting of Darius eating out your mother? It'll 3 x 4 foot oil on canvas. Hook me up with all those rich people and I'll give you half the profit. Think about it, Wes. Think about it. Hey, you waitin for your old lady to bring around a little of the ol' chop chop? Nice.
By the way, Wes, or whatever your name is, if you went to such a prestigious college, what are YOU doing staring at Vice all day?
And yes, we are a very succesful law firm. I am not a secretary, I am an escrow officer. Thank you. I would be careful insulting Russians so freely.
Go read another book.
Subject: Tony Date: Sep 08 2006 03:48:41 PM Author: Wes Anderson
"I think my face is too goddamn Bukowski-like to ever get a job up in there anyways. Instead, I'm an artist, free as fuck and livin the good life. I get drunk and high everyday, and when I want to take a break, I come on here and give big shots like you a hard time. Hey, you wanna buy some art? I've been working on some real nice stuff influenced by the Ancient Celts. By the way, Vanessa's real. We share a bed and a computer plus a fondness for pissing away time on this message board with fuckos like you. Later, asshole.
PS. Your last movie sucked.
PPS. Learn how to spell my name you illiterate muthafucka."
Bukowski references? Ancient Celtic inspired art? Dude, I pity your existence. Anybody who says "muthafucka" and calls himself a "badass" online has never shared a bed with a good looking woman. I wish you cancer of some sort to quickly put you out of your misery.
P.S. Vanessa also said "Your last movie sucked." This looks bad.
Subject: Jarshy and work Date: Sep 08 2006 03:30:54 PM Author: Wes Anderson
That Russian law firm must be VERY prestigious if you've got time to be online goofing off. Congratulations on being a secretary. Now, stop the race baiting, you're making yourself look ignorant. Also, Alvedaze, you sound like a racist too. You're both making us white guys who KNOW Darius doesn't represent most black guys look bad.
Sorry Wes. You'll never be my boss. Why? Because I never quite desired a life in the corporate scheme. I think my face is too goddamn Bukowski-like to ever get a job up in there anyways. Instead, I'm an artist, free as fuck and livin the good life. I get drunk and high everyday, and when I want to take a break, I come on here and give big shots like you a hard time. Hey, you wanna buy some art? I've been working on some real nice stuff influenced by the Ancient Celts. By the way, Vanessa's real. We share a bed and a computer plus a fondness for pissing away time on this message board with fuckos like you. Later, asshole.
PS. Your last movie sucked.
PPS. Learn how to spell my name you illiterate muthafucka.
Subject: Black people read? Date: Sep 08 2006 03:21:11 PM Author: Alvedaze
I didn't even know blacks KNEW about VICE.
This is a hipster magazine, so why does a black guy care? Blacks can't be hipsters.
Darius, go read Ebony. A woman like aren O wouldn't even spit on you.
Hey Wes, I dropped out of college, so you can stop playing the social status game.
I went straight to working for a Russian law firm. Go figure.
Anyways, I'm not taking this that seriously. I'm just having fun while I'm at work.
Subject: Darius is a product of black bitches Date: Sep 08 2006 03:12:45 PM Author: Roger
Black women are why Darius wants white women.
Black males don't even like black women to the extent that most people think, they only pair off with them because for a lot of black males, black women are most accessible. You'll even see them pairing off with hispanic chicks, but apparently there's nothing wrong with that because for some reason a lot of dumb ass chimps think hispanics are just like us ("they in the same boat yo!").
If you put more black males in one area than any other male race, put an equal amount of black, hispanic, and white women in one metropolitan area, black women probably would be the least approached. Black males only remain loyal to black women on the surface because of the social, cultural, and racial structure of the society of America. Black women remain loyal to black men because let's be real, who else on earth is going to deal with them.
Black women are probably viewed as extremely masculine/assertive for women which makes males feel threatened, and I've read that when a male fish (forgot the type) feels a female fish doesn't fear him and is not in awe of him, copulation is very very rocky. Black males are running away from black females because they're not in any way forced, like the fish, to deal with only black women.
Black people are the most undesirable race on the planet, even they think so. It's no surprise that blacks are reproducing themselves out of the population
Ever heard of Bone Thugs N Harmony? those cats were craaazy.
Subject: can someone tell Jarshy to stop Date: Sep 08 2006 03:10:02 PM Author: Wes Anderson
Dude, I told you before, that your ignorant rants are putting you on Darius' level. Comments like "you can't trust your own race" coming from a white guy makes me doubt you have a black girlfriend and makes you look silly, and flustered. You're making HIM look good. Take a break from posting, and let someone who goes to a highly selective college such as myself put this guy in his place.
Darius, congratulations on being the death knell in what once was a readable magazine. Your addition to the readership of VICE, along with it's ads for Diesel, Radar, and mediocre "indie" films has submerged it's status beneath the lad mags. I read Harper's or The New Republic for a good time, and only started coming to this site for the pictures. Well, VICE has messed that up too. And, judging from some of the people who post here, ironically this kid's lack of comprehension skills, and grammar make him the perfect face for the new audience of VICE. Good job Gavin.
Subject: Darius Date: Sep 08 2006 02:58:36 PM Author: Jarshy
I would post my Ohio address up, but if you don't remember, I live in Seattle now asshole. Have any freinds here? I would love to meet them.
Dayton Ohio is one of the most segregated cities in the country, and statistically, it is more violent than New York, so fuck off homie. Are your Cleveland buddies representin' Bone Thugs? They're probably real tough motherfuckers, huh?
My girlfriend doesn't miss black cock because she got molested by someone like you.
Pretty sad when you can't trust your own race.
Fuck off, you ignorant thug!
Subject: Jarshy, ya done Date: Sep 08 2006 02:50:28 PM Author: Darius
Damn, you shook. LOL. And you got ya ass stomped by some niggas, huh? Downtown Dayton is hood?LMAO!! Please shut the fuck up wit that. I'm from the New York, duke. Ohio aint on hood shit like us. And why you keep talkin about niggas dick sizes? That's real homo, fam. Real homo.
If you so big, I got a cousin in Cleveland. Post ya address up, and I'll tell him to drop by ya house, and beat the shit outta you, and then fuck ya Uncle Tom girl in the ass. She probably miss the dark meat, and been fiendin for a nigga.
Post ya address fam, let's see where all the tough talk is.
Subject: Darius Date: Sep 08 2006 02:31:00 PM Author: Jarshy
I don't know where you're from, but if you've ever been to downtown Dayton, you would know that I have had to talk to black guys like this face to face. I have gotten my ass kicked by stupid fucks like you, and I have also beat the fuck out ouf assholes like you. I have the scars to prove it.
I love fucking my black girlfriend, and I'll probably never go back to white girls, just so you know.
Black girls are stronger, they smell better, and they usually don't have cellulite. The girl in this picture can suck your HUGE BLACK DICK.
Go molest somebody, or better yet, get a white trash bitch pregnant and then give her an abortion with your HUGE BLACK DICK. iF YOU WANT TO "TEAR THEM GUTS UP", IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD FOR YOU.
Go ahead and keep embarassing yourself
I come to this site to check out funny pictures, and I end up reading posts that sound like they should be in Do the Right Thing. Relax with the racism, and assumptions about race because it makes you look ignorant, no matter how much time you've spent at school.
That goes for everyone.
Subject: Jarshy Date: Sep 08 2006 02:28:57 PM Author: Darius
If yo imaginary black bitch read wear you typed "nigga" and just laughed she's an Uncle Tom sellout, corball chick. JUST like I said. You mad?
Subject: Fuck you pussy ass whiteboys Date: Sep 08 2006 02:28:39 PM Author: Darius
Yo, Jarshy, Wes, Tony, Meh, I bet all you fag.gots is the same person arguin back and forth wit yaself and me. You whiteboys got mad at me because I hit a nerve and the truth hurts. LOL! What happened, ya ex left you for a black nigga who tears up them guts? A black man beat yo ass in High School? LOL! You mad?
And all this over a skinny bodied chick who you whiteboys cream over. LOL. If you niggas ever saw me you'd walk the other way. I bet you NEVER talked to a black man like this in real life. Yeah, you pussies is mad hype online, but face to face you try to bring up Ghostface to be friends wit us. You lost.
Subject: It's sad, Darius Date: Sep 08 2006 02:20:31 PM Author: Jarshy
Think about it. You are the perfect justification for all of the negative stereotypes "cracka-lackas" like me have about black people. Try to act like a decent human being and set a good example for your culture.
And by the way, I told my "bitch" to check out your hilarious posts on this site, and she was extrremely embarassed by your bullshit. She laughed her ass off, though.
Peace out homie.
Pathetic attempt at humor. You're not even funny on VICE's subpar level. Go over to FHM's messageboard, because I think it's more your speed.
Subject: you still didnt answer Date: Sep 08 2006 02:22:52 PM Author: meh
If his majesty is on his blackberry.....I like tekmology i'd be very impressed if you were using it...
Subject: hah jokes on you phool Date: Sep 08 2006 02:17:14 PM Author: meh
Working class hero? I dont work I am a homeless schizo in a public library in houston...
I look forward to reading your book on 19th Century Danish art.....really I do....no joke......Im serious......quit looking at me like that
Ok here the deal then I am writing a maniphesto so when I am done with that Ill messanger it over and if you read it Ill read yours...I promise ...then we can be buddies! Yeay!
Dude, who are you? And, Pharell? Is that the best you can do? Go listen to Dirty Pretty Things, and pretend you're hip. I'm writing a historical novel about 19th Century Danish art, and in the meantime, I check this site to confirm my suspicions that it's slipped into mediocrity and will go the way of the trucker hat.
You working class heroes are so tiresome. I'm from the Upper West Side, but I see you scum slink your way from Williamsburg to SoHo whenever I visit my girlfriend at Kirna Zabete. Go back to Wisconsin you pseudo hip peasants.
Subject: Tony Date: Sep 08 2006 02:05:27 PM Author: Wes Anderson
Dude, it's hilarious that you think Vassar is a school for girls. Also, it's equally hilarious that you're referring to me as if my name is actually Wes Anderson and not an ironic screename. Calling me "Wesley" really hurts. Dude, we need your kind for those middle management jobs that mean the world to you middle class plebes. Someone like me will be your boss one day, so I suggest you change your thinking.
Also, you call yourself "Badassino" which can't be defended by ironic wit at this point. People like you take VICE seriously because you need a handbook on how to be a hipster(how sad).
P.S. You're making it so clear that "Vanessa" is your alias, you sick fuck.
Subject: wes.....are you still on your blackberry Date: Sep 08 2006 02:06:49 PM Author: meh
awh hells yeah dawg, you and D should holla at each other on his sidekick and then you guys can go to a Pharell show togeather.....sweet! street cred is super!
I have had just about enough of your Vassar bashing!
Subject: Darius Date: Sep 08 2006 02:01:24 PM Author: Jarshy
First of all, buddy, I'm not from the fucking suburbs. And second, it sounds like you're struggling pretty hard if you're hittin white girl pussy all day. Third, whats wrong with the beauties of your own culture? Fourth, do you even know what part of Africa you're from? You're fighting an uphill battle NIGGA!!!!!
Subject: slow down Jarshy Date: Sep 08 2006 02:00:17 PM Author: Wes Anderson
Dude, you've lost all credibility by telling that kid you know more about his race because you've taken some college courses. What even further cemented your stooping to his level was using the "N" word. Especially in the safety of your own home, typed online. Everybody else was flaming this ghetto sludge with the ability to type in a witty manner, until you commented. We don't need your help with this argument. You sound like you went to a State School (or worse a community college). Just state out of this.
But I do agree with you on the point that he can only attract trash.
Subject: Wes the Fool Date: Sep 08 2006 01:50:44 PM Author: Tony Badassassino
What the fuck does going to Vassar prove? That you're a chick? That your ass will be pampered from the first to the very last day? Why don't you try going to a red brick university (do you even know what that is?) and having to study like it's life or death because you know that unmotivated softies like you will always get the job. And why? Because the lawns are better manicured at your alma mater? Because you possess a higher abundance of tweed? I can tell you right now that all that leisure does not produce much evolution. All the real, soulful work occurs in the unheralded shadows, then you bums come along with your authority and steal it away, only to water it down and render it as meaningless as possible. Go fuck yerself Wesley, and be very very careful of the people like me out there.
Subject: Jarshy Date: Sep 08 2006 01:56:00 PM Author: Darius
Son, you better hope to god ya bitch don't read this shit. You a whiteboy usin the word "nigga?" You done fucked up. Just cuz you studied my culture, don't mean shit fag! You aint never lived this shit, or had to struggle the way the black man does. And, I'm on this site write now cuz I had to be online to do somethin, but as soon as I log off, trust I'mma pull a white bitch. So if a molested white bitch is with me, then think how FUCKED UP a black bitch has to be to be with yo suburban hick ass. Eat a dick whiteboy.
Subject: Darius Date: Sep 08 2006 01:49:22 PM Author: Jarshy
Hey fool, I've probably studied more about your African roots in a week than you have ever studied in your whole ignorant life. And yes, I don't think anyone as stupid and hateful as you could make it with a high class white girl. You are a bottom feeder who has to go for trailor trash who have low self esteem and who have already been molested so many times by their dad that they will let you "Pound They Pussy" as much as you want. And by the way, I'm from Dayton, Ohio and I've dealt with ignorant Niggas like you all my life.
If it makes you feel any better about yourself, go pound white trash pussy untill it bleeds, you abusive fuck!!
His real name is Philip and he's from Vermont.......Hey Phil!
Subject: Little Darius Date: Sep 08 2006 01:36:46 PM Author: Tony Badassassino
Let's all give Darius a big snuggly group e-hug. I really think he needs it. Obviously, all this love he's getting from white women isn't bringing him any peace, at all. Here you go Darius: HUG!
Subject: Before you start Date: Sep 08 2006 01:38:22 PM Author: Wes Anderson
Oh, and for those of you who think I’m some out-of-work kid, who’s never gone to college, or never gone abroad to Prague your wrong. I’m enrolled in my senior year at Vassar. Oh, I’ve been to Prague. Well, I haven’t “been to Prague” been to Prague, but I know that THING. That, “Stop shaving your armpits, read the Unbearable Lightness of Being, date a sculptor, now I know how bad American coffee is thing…now I know how bad American beer is thing.”
Subject: Darius, you bitch Date: Sep 08 2006 01:31:58 PM Author: Wes Anderson
I've been reading the comments, and it only confirms that VICE is officially over when people like Darius know about it's existence. From your insipid slang, it sounds like you're from New York. You probably wear BAPE, all-over-print hoodies, button ups, and listen to Dipset or Jay-Z for advice. Your kind is a joke, and the white women who VICE puts up as "DO's" wouldn't even fuck you. You probably only attract the type of white girls that none of us wanted in the first place. You know, "wiggers." I wish you testicular cancer!
Vice totally hates white people. Oh well. I guess racism sells. Maybe someone should analyze their portrayals of different races and then sue their fucking asses. It's pretty obvious that they represent some very insidious power out there that has nothing to do with what they claim to be. 1984 anyone? I bet they keep files on everyone who posts here.
Subject: You fucked up Date: Sep 08 2006 01:30:34 PM Author: Darius
Son, the fuck you know about ebonics? Didn't even know people used that word anymore. Fuck outta here. Oh, and I read this magazine once, and saw it was on some subliminal racist shit, so I came here to shut you fag.gots down! Yo, Jarshy, you as a whiteboy have NO right to tell a nigga like me, or any black person to respect my tribal roots, or how to talk. Fuck you know about Africa, cracka? You a whiteboy in Seattle. Where do you fags get the fuckin balls to tell me how a black man should act? And, if you don't think me, or any other nigga like me is poundin the shit outta these white hoes, you in denial.
And don't think I aint caught that sublim about "white trash" bitch! Why is it you think a black man can't fuck a high class white chick? Thanks to this board, I'm gonna MAKE DAMN SURE a white hoe gets nutted on tonight. LOL. You mad?
way to keep your race down, glad that you're "keepin it real" while rest of the world passes you by.
"You whiteboys is known to be pussies"
last time i checked all 4 world heavyweight boxing champs are white, not to mention the world heavyweight MMA champ Fedor Emelianenko-the baddest man on the planet.
get your head out of your ass and contribute something to society besides fatherless children.
The ghetto era is over.
A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Her face and arms began to swell.
(and Whitey's on the moon)
I can't pay no doctor bill.
(but Whitey's on the moon)
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still.
(while Whitey's on the moon)
Subject: red shoes Date: Sep 08 2006 01:15:06 PM Author: Red
The red shoes are so you can play xylophone on her rib cage.
Anywayz! Speaking of racism, I'm not gonna argue about the Don'ts, ,most are right on. But nearly all the don'ts are white peeeeplee. Nearly all the DOs aren't. Reverse racism? Mmm?? MMMM???? Does Vice hate white people?
Subject: Darius Date: Sep 08 2006 12:54:10 PM Author: Jarshy
You're tired, Darius. Give up. The consensus shows that people like you are not welcome here. You hate too much. I have a lot of black buddies, but they have respect for themselves and other people. If you had any connection to your tribal roots, you would never be acting like such an asshole.
Also, you can say my girlfriend "talks white", but it's just because she's well educated, and she doesn't want to be identified with violent, uneducated thugs like you. She's probably blacker than you anyways, and she knows her roots. You even write in shitty ebonics, and incorrectly at that. I wish you were in Seattle, so I could debate with you in person. I'm not afraid of you, I'm just pissed off at you. Go fuck one of your white trash bitches so you can feel all proud, asshole.
Subject: but wait...there's more! Date: Sep 08 2006 12:42:46 PM Author: uncle tom
and p.s. your pathetic use of ebonics (probably in a misguided attempt at gaining some sort of street cred...on the internet no less!) makes you sound like the poor man's p diddy
quit it you fucking fag...and don't think you're fooling anyone with all your talk of the "white pussy" that's lined up waiting for you to throw it to 'em...if you have to advertise it 3-4 times a day in an online commentary, it's probably more of a fantasy than a reality
and you can ask me if "i'm mad" as much as you'd like, but the fact is i couldn't be happier to have never met your obnoxious and uneducated ass...let the supposed black man's tirade begin!
Subject: fuck you darius Date: Sep 08 2006 12:35:02 PM Author: uncle tom
seriously darius what is your problem?!?!?
if you actually are the "ghetto thug" you claim to be, why the fuck are you reading vice?!?!
go pick up a copy of vibe and shut the fuck up
Subject: Suspect Date: Sep 08 2006 12:25:01 PM Author: Darius
Son, you a fag for thinking up that shit.
Tell me why you whiteboys like them Nicole Ritchie lookin bitches? Why you think this skinny bitch is a "Do" but a thick chick is a "Don't." They got the bodies of 12 year old boys, and white men love that shit! That's mad suspect on 2 counts. Gays, and Pedo's. That's why white bitches love niggas, cuz we real men, and manhandle they ass in bed while we beat the pussy up.
Subject: ass Date: Sep 08 2006 12:19:26 PM Author: gyg
hey darius, i got a huge ass and some nice soft titties. also luv hard black dick, if your interested please respond..we can listen to lil wayne and fuck! the name's tyrone
Subject: Jarshy Date: Sep 08 2006 12:11:51 PM Author: Darius
You a racist, duke. The reason a black bitch is with you, is because she's a self hating Uncle Tom. She probably talks white, and shit. Nigga, you talk tough behind a computer screen, but I bet you cross the street when you see a black man coming. You whiteboys is known to be pussies. I don't date these white bitches, I just keep them as jumpoffs. Last lil white chick I was with, I cocked slapped her. Bet her ancestors was rollin over in they grave. You mad? I can see you catching feelings. The reason you datin a black chick is because niggas done pulverized that white pussy, and now they'll never go back to you crackas! LOL. You emo fags probably cry over a bitch. LOL!
Subject: Darius Date: Sep 08 2006 12:04:05 PM Author: Jarshy
Hey Darius, shut the fuck up! YOU MAD? What the fuck is that? We don't care if you're black. Like I said before, my girl is black and she can't get enough of my dick. She wont date asshole black guys like you because you're too violent and egotistical. She got sexually assaulted by an asshole like you, and I truly beleive you would do the same thing. You suck, you stupid Americanized African Bitch.
Subject: Darius Date: Sep 08 2006 11:59:45 AM Author: yup.
you live in your parents' basement in CT, don't you? Yes, you do.
Keep up the good work.
Subject: D-Bo Date: Sep 08 2006 11:43:02 AM Author: Darius
Son, if you've never heard somebody say Becky's, then you've never stepped out of your white suburb. I'm tired of you hipster, emo-fag ass niggas comin to Brooklyn. Stay the fuck out, and go back to mommy and daddy's. And don't tell me not to pay attention to race, because the whiteman BEEN paying attention to it, by committing crimes everywhere he's gone. But now, niggas is stuffin dick down the throats of his white bitch, AND takin over business. You mad?
Wrong, she's going:" I wonder if he's gonna finish that sandwich. Sooo hungryyyy."
Subject: Darius Date: Sep 08 2006 11:02:37 AM Author: Jarshy
You need to quit playin the black card every day. Who gives a shit if you're black? I'm white and my girlfriend is probably blacker than you, and she can't get enough of my dick. Stand down, mofo.
Subject: word Date: Sep 08 2006 10:54:09 AM Author: Lordsmut
Oh my God, Becky
Subject: All y'all crackaz Date: Sep 08 2006 10:02:09 AM Author: D-Bo
Word Darius. All dem crackaz iz a bunch of bitches for real. And all dem Beckys be on a niggaz...wait a minute. Beckys!? Are you fucking serious!? Who the fuck says Beckys!?!?! Oh and you know who Panic at the Disco is. I'm just saying...
Subject: i'm black too Date: Sep 08 2006 09:52:11 AM Author: and i would fug her bumpkin!
I like white chicks.
Subject: You crackas foolin yaself Date: Sep 08 2006 09:46:50 AM Author: Darius
So because I don't find this skinny bitch on point, I'm not black? You Panic at the Disco ass, Eminem bumpin, tight pants wearin, nerdy ass whiteboys is funny. You niggas mad cause all the Becky's is on a nigga's dick right now. You mad? It's alright fam, you can have this one. I like a big ass.
Subject: The reason Date: Sep 08 2006 09:44:42 AM Author: Darius
The reason them boys aint lookin at her ass is because she aint got one! LOL. She suffers from nassatal.
Subject: Darius Date: Sep 08 2006 09:02:31 AM Author: Uncle Wilbur
She's about as white as you are black.
PS - What happened to her index fingers?
Subject: darius Date: Sep 08 2006 08:46:22 AM Author: schmarius
no way this guy is black. go back to lansing you eminem fag
Subject: skinny white bitch Date: Sep 08 2006 08:40:36 AM Author: Darius
This bitch got the body of a 12 year old, and has NO ass, and no tittays! Fuck outta here whiteboys. You mafuckas must be closetted homos for likin bitches with the bodies of a 12 year old boy. Real niggas like me need a fat ass, and some breastesses! I'd maybe let this bitch suck a dick, and then nut in her face, just to put her in her place.
Subject: red shoe diaries Date: Sep 08 2006 07:59:32 AM Author: Lordsmut
This chick is no chick. Something about Mirium anybody? Then gives it the large one. PAH! 8th, 9th post, oh whoes gives a flying fook!
How is it that not one guy at the table back there is checking out her ass? Does she frequent nueter bars? Oh, and if you post a comment saying you posted a comment, you are a douche fuck.
Subject: hottest Date: Sep 08 2006 05:49:04 AM Author: bitch
ever
Subject: Quite Date: Sep 08 2006 12:29:59 AM Author: Absolut Lee
Vice, you are absolutely right on this one. What the fuck was I thinking all this time. It's not like I couldn't handle it, I could, and it would be good. Quite good. But if I saw her with me, I'd have to kick my ass and take her away from me. And if I wanted to be a bitch about it, I'd smack me in the mouth again.
This either belongs to a Young Adult author whose work combines ghost stories with military technothrillers or a rich, Mediterranean manchild whose DNA combines four or five Y chromosomes with the gene for being really stupid. Comments/Enlarge See all
Thank God there's somebody out there who's fighting the racist and stereotypical view that the only people who cannibalise children these days are warlords from Liberia. Comments/Enlarge See all
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