Hey, I’m all for sexy dancing and everything, but jumping up onto the parade float and dry humping her ass as your hand furiously rubs her vagina is called “doing it,” and it’s making her mom feel muydepresado.
That Chick looks like one of the Pussycat dolls?!?!
Date: May 27 2008 04:24:06 PM Author: WaffleNazi
if that black chick is a chick, then wow she is fucking hot.
if it's a dude- ew!
Date: May 11 2008 06:13:08 PM Author: kim
i know we're all for free speech and shit, but vice caption writer...as a closeted gay man, you should know that ignorance, discrimination and racism are touchy subjects and the last thing you should allow is for idiots to be able to write disgusting comments on your website...given you have a "warning" above the comment box telling people comments not on topic will be removed, maybe you should act upon that and remove any comment made by readers that directly attack a specific group of people based on nothing?
i thought this site was about fashion advice and making fun of hilariously bad outfits....not about skin color
all of you racists out there....fuck off and get a life.
Subject: trinidadian Date: Jun 23 2007 05:50:28 AM Author: tom t
trinnies are hot
Subject: Dear mcFly Date: May 31 2007 03:30:50 AM Author: Armand Dresdin
hey, who needs to go the zoo when you've got black people around?
Subject: no Date: Mar 06 2007 09:54:49 PM Author: Jill
the flag is guyanese but you're right...it is a dumb caption
Subject: spanish? Date: Mar 06 2007 01:14:52 AM Author: Jose Martinez
notice how the girl to the right has a flag from trinidad? the comment under the picture is whack. those people are not spanish you fuck nuts
Subject: VICE Date: Mar 05 2007 02:22:49 PM Author: Duh
What the F? I've had comments deleted and you leave that one up with the KKK rant about getting rid of all the N animals? Delete that shit. It's the definition of lame unfunny, uninspired. Doesn't belong -
Subject: Laker Date: Mar 02 2007 11:25:03 AM Author: Pride
Thank goodness this isn't happening in Colorado, or Mr. Bryant over there would have another court case on his hands. Off-seasons in Burmuda are much safer Kobe, come on. You know that, now get some boy!
Subject: just walking by Date: Feb 08 2007 07:19:52 PM Author: 18
pretty girl but too bad that nasty fuusa has to put his greasy hand all over that kooch
Subject: get it right Date: Jan 22 2007 04:36:12 PM Author: homeboy
no it is not "muy depresada" which doesn't mean shit. it is "muy desESperada". don't front.
Subject: Spanish Date: Jan 22 2007 09:38:59 AM Author: Spanish
It's 'muy depresada'. x Faculty of Spanish.
Subject: rape Date: Dec 09 2006 07:07:30 PM Author: yo yo
Is that KOBE?
Subject: super Date: Nov 27 2006 10:48:08 AM Author: jux a touch
she, me, good!!! less talking, more action.
Subject: serious tings. Date: Oct 09 2006 01:32:52 PM Author: no name
man u guys should take dat shyt off for one.....cause i tink dat looks like a pic from a long time ago....n seconnd.....wats with all the rude comments.....if de man is rubbin up the gyal.....then let it be....shit niggas.....all u pplz are f.uked
Subject: fuck shit up Date: Sep 02 2006 08:26:27 AM Author: mad motherfucker from hell
you know how those nasty Brazilian/Caribbean whores are. - what the fuck are you on bitch?
Subject: DAM NIGGA Date: Aug 16 2006 07:41:43 PM Author: MF-VILLAIN
STICK YO DICK IN THERE NOBODY CANT TELL YOU ALREADY ALL CLOSE ON HA AND SHIT DAM NIGGA IM 15 AND GOT MO GAME THAN YOU ,BY YOU DOING THT SHIT YOU GONE GET KICKED YOU BLACK ASS OUT
Subject: Black Sluts Date: Jul 31 2006 11:14:20 AM Author: Jade
I'm black, but...ewe...that's just nasty[!] See, that's just the reason i DON'T date black men. I wish his ugly ass would try and touch my puss..anyhow...they're not video hoes..they're not even in America..you know how those nasty Brazilian/Caribbean whores are.
-This pic is definitely filthy dirty and should be burned eternally.
-by the way...what does this have to do with "all" black people being savages? Don' put that shit on me asshole. I would NEVER be caught dead doing that!
Subject: re:captain nanopants Date: May 20 2006 12:39:22 AM Author: cobra khan
first!...yes he does look like Kobe! hahaha,second...one word,savages!!
Subject: one Date: Apr 23 2006 11:28:10 PM Author: juanita
what a crouch grab, the girl to the right looks likes she wants it more
This is like a Caribbean Love Parade, only without gays.
Subject: just another nigger animal Date: Apr 14 2006 11:50:45 AM Author: Scott Free
those filthy animals make me sick! I hate the way they look, the way they7 smell, the way they talk and the way that they are a scab on the ass of the world! Fucking kill them all!
Subject: translation Date: Apr 14 2006 03:23:27 AM Author: julio
What does "depresado"means to you,before you try to write in a different language check in a dictionary first.
Subject: translation Date: Apr 14 2006 03:11:04 AM Author: julio
What does "depresado"means to you,before you try to write in a different language check in dictionary first.
She's cute but she looks underage..He might be "furiously rubbing" some other guy's nutsac in jail..That illiterate fuck!!!
Subject: beat the pussy up Date: Apr 11 2006 11:46:56 PM Author: its me eow
'parking up' is one thing it is like the modren day waltz. but the reach around croch grab is nasty, especially at everyone elses eye level, it is like she is just in the way of him jacking off.
These swarthy races certainly are a lascivious bunch, aren't they? Intriguing.
This will require further study and/or humiliation.
Subject: touchy feely Date: Apr 04 2006 11:54:19 AM Author: Miss Woo
I think she's a big enuff girl who can kick his ass if she don't like it.
Subject: I dont understand Date: Apr 03 2006 04:50:13 PM Author: the girl on the right
How old is she anyway? 12??? The guy behind her is surely not gonna do the same as his horny fella cause she doesnt seem to have any pussy... at least she has her whistle to get her mind off things.
Subject: team redhead Date: Apr 02 2006 08:20:22 PM Author: black people are cool
hahah holla atcha girl with the thunder thighs on the right.
Subject: Girl, you can do better than THAT Date: Apr 01 2006 02:31:57 PM Author: Sluticia "FLaVa" McWhore
He looks like the guy who wipes my grandpa's ass in the nursing home.
Subject: anyway... Date: Apr 01 2006 02:44:33 AM Author: ITS THE TALL MODEL
sex is everywhere, theyre just making it more obvious. at least theyre both hot, coz if they were both ugly this would be an even bigger dont, besides when ur young and horny do what u want as long as u enjoy it and ur relatively safe. So anyway people embrace ur sexuality... as long as ther r no kidz around to get fucked up over it. peace.
Subject: sex is diffferent than sexy Date: Apr 01 2006 02:30:01 AM Author: the kid aka ( J' is the sexiest letter)
siriously, both of them will be grandparents one day, and since this is the new millinium this photo will reserface and jade there grandchildren.
Subject: easy tiger Date: Mar 31 2006 02:18:52 AM Author: gia
whoa, chillax, vibrant male.
dont burn my brothel, come and burn my ass with love.
Subject: shut up gia, you dumb cunt Date: Mar 30 2006 10:08:50 PM Author: brandon flowers
I think this is from the carnivale in Rio, or possibly a Caribbean festival in Toronto or someplace like that. So they're not hip hop hos at all, are they? Stupid American bitch, I'm going to burn your brothel down.
Subject: That's the way, uh huh, uh huh I like it Date: Mar 30 2006 03:13:04 PM Author: Garbonzo
the girl on the right is wearing no pants!
Subject: pecho Date: Mar 30 2006 02:44:09 PM Author: extrano
quieren sentir mis pechos?
Subject: Threesome Date: Mar 30 2006 01:44:24 AM Author: Yuki Button head
Checkit: the chunkstar chick in the red right next to the humpers is like touching the guys arm they're so close to the poor girl! I love to party but that's just gross man, get a fucking room.
Subject: up Date: Mar 29 2006 10:59:18 PM Author: word
i just came.
Subject: hip hop hoes Date: Mar 29 2006 09:44:14 AM Author: Gia
Ohh.. I'm so sick of this hip hop hoes shacking there ass of wearing slutty outfits.. Something they saw on MTV. This is defently a DONT!
Subject: hip hop hoes Date: Mar 29 2006 09:44:14 AM Author: Gia
Ohh.. I'm so sick of this hip hop hoes shacking there ass of wearing slutty outfits.. Something they saw on MTV. This is defently a DONT!
Subject: Room to move Date: Mar 29 2006 06:01:32 AM Author: Whitney & Bobby
This is the vice food article...I think he's checking for zucchinis or ginger chunks
Subject: dear vice Date: Mar 29 2006 03:33:17 AM Author: daniel
if you please, can you keep showering us with more pics of ridiculously hot black women? Its not like ALL of them aren't tight. ARIGATO GOZAI MASU.
dos or donts its all good.
Subject: man Date: Mar 28 2006 11:03:22 PM Author: black
I would let that black man in me. more than once.
Subject: Right hand or left hand? Date: Mar 28 2006 09:14:58 PM Author: Mr Lee
Once permission is given, this is how one feels up a pussy.However I would have had my hand under the restricting garment and have at least one finger up her cu...maybe two.
Subject: savages Date: Mar 28 2006 08:13:20 PM Author: steve
Typical, fuken savages you'd throw excrement on them then hose them off with vomit, no wonder aids is rampant, I bet the fella smokes cock and only wants a woman to spead his evil desies
Subject: me Date: Mar 28 2006 08:00:43 PM Author: huh?
a giant sign that says 'me' and no planet me jokes? what gives?
Nice..... but if she leans against that rickerty rail any harder the whole lot's coming down and then you would have a good DON'T photo
Subject: Front Row Date: Mar 28 2006 03:31:16 PM Author: Sharpe James
that is either the back of the black kid's head in the foreground... or the float Mandingo's syphillitic ghetto ball popping out of his brown wang basket.
either way, stick it in the Gross Jar!
Subject: abba Date: Mar 28 2006 02:21:07 PM Author: is gay
the girl on the right is pretty gross....... she shouldnt be up there.
she needs to be at home watching the parade on tv.
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