You know those confident computer tech guys that do amazingly well in math and have the swagger of Jim Belushi sans the getting laid part? Well, that’s great and everything because they do eventually get tons of pussy but what about sex in your teens and early twenties? Is losing those years to Algebra really something to swagger about?
The bizzaro thing about these guys... is that they still totally (usually) get a ton of tail. The difference is that it's with their steady girlfriend who they've been dating for 15 years and who is equally into pokemon, lord of the rings, and tricked out linux based gaming rigs. Props to the nerd ladys, who have clearly prevented a holocausts worth of teen suicide.
Subject: haha Date: Dec 31 2007 12:49:39 AM Author: Dman
wat a fag
Subject: Toys R' Us Date: Oct 14 2007 04:49:56 PM Author: Record store clerk
I was just informed by a coworker that this guy works at the local Toys R' Us and rides a razor scooter around the community college.
Subject: nintendo necklace Date: Aug 15 2007 11:38:31 PM Author: carol sharks
oh_ he OBVIOUSLY loves the UNIQLO catalogue. there's no other way?
this guy is a fuckin copy/clone of a nerd I knew in college...
Subject: um Date: Jan 07 2007 12:44:57 AM Author: Alex
this is actually my brother
Subject: holy shit II Date: Dec 20 2006 12:09:55 PM Author: classmate
Just came back to check on the picture that I SUBMITTED!!!!!111
Man, having my picture posted on such a widely popular website is one of my greatest accomplishments. I am also reminiscing about how this grisly let yet gentle giant (6'2 220) was often assisted me in my studies and once programmed a rock paper scissors game onto my graphing calculator right off the top of his head; yes with no reference or instructions I was bless with a simple text game that will remind me of "Nintendo" forever.
Subject: ??? Date: Dec 17 2006 07:44:54 PM Author: tibo
and his name is probably guillaume or remi-charles
Subject: ??? Date: Dec 17 2006 07:43:53 PM Author: tibo
is this guy quebecois? that hat is pure french-canadian goth/nerd apparel. despite all the techy stuff he is sporting, he looks like he belongs at the medieval fights at the tams.
Subject: dude Date: Oct 23 2006 10:16:27 PM Author: yo
it's Leonardo DiCaprio
Subject: yeah Date: Oct 19 2006 05:24:18 PM Author: soulinitie
just as it is pathetic to be so into sports that you become a jock low life it is equally shitty to so into computer games that you end up one of these guys. Nerds are as bad as jocks, but unable to take it out on anyone because they are so low on the food chain.
Subject: i know so many Date: Oct 11 2006 05:49:28 PM Author: nerd at heart
i went to a math and science high school and i know like 500 of these guys (no, did not DO any of them, either). in fact, i may know this one. i just gotta see those hiking shoes they ALL seem to wear, yet have never even worn hiking because they can't take themselves away from memorizing their T.I.89 manuals and building their own linux systems or whatEVER the hell it is that they do... oh god and the shoes are ALWAYS falling apart, look 3 or 4 sizes too big and the laces are pulled so tight the toe of the shoe pops up like a bubble.
i read their online journals of summer time and it typically goes like this "talked to my dad the other day, we're going to build a new model of the starship enterprise. internship at raytheon. reformat all of my 8 computers. organize pokemon cards."
they usually tend to run very funny and like playing "magic the gathering."
i'd say i know quite a bit more about nerds than the average person. i really am one at heart too... but my keen sense of fashion and unusually adept social skills for a nerd tend to float me above suspicion.
Subject: Riiiiiiiiight... Date: Sep 07 2006 10:08:13 AM Author: Leela
Here's the thing, Dr. Fate. We all know that its a pic of you or one of your dork friends who happens to be a little higher than you on the nerd pyramid. Are you trying to grow a tuft of pubic hair on your chin so that you can be just like him?
Guess what I found out when I entered the real world? Many geeks do rise to great success. However, more often than not, they achieve middling success...Success that more charismatic and socially adept people build their own fortunes on. Yep, more than likely this dorkwad will make someone cooler guy a millionaire.
The only positive thing I can say about your bud's style is the aweseom tightness of his light-wash jeans. I appreciate his efforts to slowly kill off his own sperm count.
Subject: millionaire Date: Sep 07 2006 03:53:14 AM Author: Dr. Fate
laugh it up, laugh it up .... this guy will be a Millionaire, you will pump his gas into his European Pussymobile one day.
He will also have a yacht.
Subject: don't all you want. Date: Sep 06 2006 08:39:10 PM Author: don't all you want.
don't all you want.
Subject: dude Date: Sep 06 2006 07:27:57 PM Author: leopold
the hat shows that he's wacky but stylish, a real king of kings
Subject: on point Date: Sep 06 2006 05:09:32 PM Author: cho
this guy is hung like a YETI AND, he can go forever. He dresses uniquely, but like most of the really cool people on this planet, when you're packing a tail pipe in your haynes..people don't f*ck with you as much. Also, he is like the quiet giant who can stuff you into the chipmunk hole of a tree trunk... so you don't mess with those guys much.. hense.. they dress like julian schnabel/nerds revenge without sweating it...
Subject: early 90's Date: Sep 06 2006 05:11:04 PM Author: k
this guy is just really freakin early 90's...he looks like he hangs out in a local mall at some computer game store...right?
Subject: What an idiot!! Date: Sep 06 2006 05:07:55 PM Author: jarshy
He looks like he smells like poop and grahm crackers.
Subject: he Date: Sep 06 2006 04:15:03 PM Author: he
This is the fucking lamest thing ive ever read from Vice. about 7 issues back people bitched, but you all lap this crap up because they like plan b and chamillionaire and dizzee. your not from a council house, you cant relate to it, you are about as ridiculous as the people in DONTS who are honkytastic and wear 50cent t-shirts. Its not ironic, its not jounalism, its not funny. sort yourself out vice or GO TO BED
Subject: wal-mart tribal,beachparty etc... Date: Sep 06 2006 11:32:36 AM Author: Bronco Jr.
Ugh..this reminds of half the student body at Texas state Technical college. Goddamn Wal-mart button ups...
Subject: give him a wedgie Date: Sep 06 2006 11:21:47 AM Author: Leela
I was never a bully. But when I see a guy like this, I suddenly understand why jocks stuffed dorks like this into lockers.
Subject: yar Date: Sep 06 2006 10:09:46 AM Author: happy chap
what a piece of crap
Subject: Hell fucking no Date: Sep 06 2006 09:58:15 AM Author: kure kure takora
These guys never get pussy. Ever. Unless you consider fat, world of warcraft, I-Traveled-Cross-Country-For-This-Shit, girls as "tons of pussy".
He's the kind of guy who carries a printer a mile for a girl, in hopes of getting a hug out of her, while she's fucking her boyfriend in the other room, and he then proceeds to complain about it on a message board, instead of actually getting laid with equally trolly girls.
Subject: sasda Date: Sep 06 2006 09:32:14 AM Author: Redmonddd
You just know he spends all his life in his basement playing StarCraft. That shirt is nausea inducing.
Subject: He's a do Date: Sep 06 2006 06:18:03 AM Author: Doronron
Come on, clearly a do - that nintendo pendant is a work of utter fucking genius. He's also got a napsack like THE Richard "Data" Wang from the Goonies - go go boring stories and smelling of old milk. That would be ace.
Subject: This bro has some really short arms! Date: Sep 06 2006 05:25:27 AM Author: Francis
It looks like they're barely long enough to reach his johnson - let alone clean up in back - ewwww.. His "short sleeve" shirt on him looks like a 3/4 length shirt.
Subject: Date: Sep 06 2006 03:42:53 AM Author:
i'd say just lose the hat, the goatee and the hawaiian shirt. i think the necklace could work... in any case, i hope we can all agree that the t-shirt is fuckin rad.
Subject: be Date: Sep 06 2006 03:33:41 AM Author: jealous
he is always two steps ahead of vice
Subject: do Date: Sep 06 2006 12:21:15 AM Author: willyg
THIS GUY IS MORE OF A "DO" THAN YOU CANADIAN PANSIES EVER WILL BE.
THAT NINTENDO CONTROLLER IS ENOUGH TO SET YOUR MAGAZINE BACK 7 YEARS.
Subject: thinking too much or not enuff Date: Sep 06 2006 12:21:25 AM Author: Clockwork Dork
Yeah. Computer+NintendoNecklace+HAWAIIAN FUCKING SHIRT+JackTHe RipperHat+backpack+acne+bacne+redneck facial hair=get the fuckawayfrommeplease.
Subject: I think he just tried to take it to far. Date: Sep 06 2006 12:20:38 AM Author: Nicholas
You know....If you took away the hat, the corny necklace (Remember Nintendo? How crazy were those Mario Btothers?)and the second shirt he would look like a pretty cool guy. You have to pick your wacky costume pieces wisely. Too many and it looks like you put on everything in your costume chest.
Subject: and.... i bet he smokes heap of weed Date: Sep 05 2006 10:35:27 PM Author: i wish i were smart
i bet this guy is really funny. he looks like he has that kind of humour that takes a couple of minutes to sink in and then you look over at him and he's giving you that "took a while, but i knew you'd get it" look.
Subject: united we stand. divided we fall Date: Sep 05 2006 09:53:40 PM Author: fuck haute couture
yeah... can't decide. I've kinda got to appreciate the nerve to wear a pineapple print fat american tourist shirt with a computer board tshirt, an original nintendo controller pendant and a fake felt bowler hat, and the smug dimple is all right. On the other hand it all makes me want to hope I never have to listen to any of his stories.
I can't fucking believe it. I actually took this fucking picture. I pondered sending this to vice for months.
finally when I saw the article on submitting I knew it was destiny. unfortunatly this particular outfit does not do justice to some of the more outlandish things he wore.
Subject: this dude Date: Sep 05 2006 09:13:23 PM Author: hot broad
no, he's hella appealing now too
Subject: First Date: Sep 05 2006 09:03:10 PM Author: EEEEEEE
First
Subject: did it Date: Sep 05 2006 09:02:38 PM Author: HA HA
second post!
Trannies are fun to party with (especially the shlubby, don't-give-a- shit-ones), but as soon as they've got a couple bumps in them they get so jazzed up it's like trying to hang out with the Noid. Comments/Enlarge See all
Ladies, you can diet and use all the $80 carrot mud-bath masks you want. This is basically all we’re asking for (assuming the shoes go back on). [Click for video] Comments/Enlarge See all
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