These girls were looking really cute until they fell asleep at a party next to a pile of markers. Ladies please. Slow down with the skin art. When the lights are dim and we’re in your bed it looks like you fell in a mud puddle (seriously, I did it with a girl like this and that’s what it looked like).
Girls are hot. The tall one, I could even look past the pug in her lip that makes her look like she has a little goatee shes that fine. That and the fact that I'm a mess and only shower every so often.
Subject: these ladys Date: Dec 06 2007 01:29:57 AM Author: alpha dog
i want to see what there looking at.. the girl on the right looks like shes going to fall over.
Subject: dim lights? Date: Dec 03 2007 04:31:52 PM Author: Shitcunt
It's as simple as undimming them fool.
Subject: fuck Date: Nov 20 2007 08:45:23 PM Author: JT
These girls are hot, the only guys that don't like tattoo'd girls are the fags that lecture you on how when youre old it'll look like shit, cept when your old you'll look like shit anyways, so look good like you don't give a fuck when youre young.
Subject: come on! Date: Feb 11 2007 09:44:40 PM Author: yourmothersuckscocksinhell
they're babes......if you dont see that your an idiot
Subject: Cupcakes are hot Date: Feb 10 2007 07:16:07 PM Author: Colby
The unfortunate thing is if these girls ever found out you wrote anything remotely close to what you did, I know for a fact they could kick your ass with a stare.
That's what makes them hot.
Subject: did anyone notice... Date: Jan 12 2007 03:42:00 PM Author: charlietron
that the one on the right, who everyone seems to think is fucking hot, is a really well known suicide girl? shes in the himsa booklet for courting tradgedy and disaster, ok, yeah, im like a fan boy for this girl. but hey, i bet i could win her over, at least for one night
Subject: doing art Date: Jan 11 2007 11:07:05 AM Author: BobbyDowns
Girls have this weird curve where a couple small tattoos make you look like a vapid sorority girl, a few or more is hot, but then when your back is some giant picture, for me at least, it's like fucking a warm, wet painting.
Then there's that final curve where the girl is hot enough, like these girls, that you could watch a fat guy take a dump on them and you'd still be happy to take them home.
The whole conversation here is probably moot though because nobody wasting their time arguing about the hotness of girls in pictures on the internet has the chance to get girls like this to so much as speak to them.
What's with all this "in 20 years" "mud puddle" shit?
There's just no way in hell any of you asshats are getting anything like enough excellent bedplay to say "don't". riDICulous.
OH GOD! OH YEAH! Check out the guy's link that put up the link!
fucking idiots write these captions I guess. I hate to join this particular crowd but seriously - I haven't laughed *once* (except at other people's comments) since I began this obsessive odyssey, like an hour ago.
that bird on the rights a total slag, my friend and his roommate tag teamed her while she was on her period, she let him take photos of it and he sent them to me.
no i don't have them anymore so don't ask.
whether or not you like tattoos, just think, how hot is that going to be in 20 years or more time? NOT AT ALL.
Subject: game over Date: Sep 19 2006 06:18:40 PM Author: citizenabovesuspicion
these girls would be really hot without all the tats. the worst bit though: if you find them on thecobrasnake.com (links posted in here) you will see they hang with the likes of a boyband douche who wears Misfits t-shirts and thinks he's totally "punk". F'n POSEURS!
Subject: pretty hot imo Date: Sep 19 2006 02:21:10 PM Author: j e s s e
Subject: Just My opinion Date: Sep 14 2006 04:28:30 AM Author: PT
I think the girl on the left is going for that 70's skynard look. I get it. I think its a pretty neat look actually. different than short shorts and crappy scruncy boots.
whatever though. thats just my opinion
The girl on the right's hot too. She looks scummy and I love that kinda shit.
Subject: Even Sweeter Date: Sep 14 2006 04:23:15 AM Author: ssss
http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/theway/IMG_7023.htm
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Come on. This photo here in Vice does neither of them justice. Just check out the link. I completely changed my mind after checking the OTHER photo.
Subject: For Try Too Hard Rob Date: Sep 14 2006 04:16:13 AM Author: Thats funny
I actually know for a fact that these two have been getting tattooed since they were in their teens.
girl on left has been having work done since she was 16, now 27.
girl on right has been doing the same, now 24 I think?
You're opinion on that was not quite as biting as you had wanted it to be when given the facts. You're a rather shallow thinking person aren't you? Simple minds I suppose.
i'm not not gonna defend myself too much here. just know i'm a heterosexual woman in a monogamous relationship and i'm not into katie for her vag, i just think shes a rad lookin person (clothed or not) i don't even know her
Subject: pain Date: Sep 11 2006 01:22:55 AM Author: smiles
see the thing that pisses me off about bitches like these two is that they got no probs going through hours of pain to get their ink but they wont let u fuck them in the ass coz they're scared it'll hurt.
You idiots...the girl on the left is the hottest thing you have had in dos and donts since the blonde flashing her pussy at the bar. I would marry her on the spot if she asked
Subject: judgemental twats Date: Sep 09 2006 06:42:27 AM Author: jesus buggerd me
They've got as many tats as they want, wtf has it got to do with anybody else? I doubt they'd give a flying fuck about your opinions of them you judgemental twats.
hey "working class sympathy" chick, what the hell are you talking about? ink like that costs thousands upon thousands of jobs and basically guarantees that you will never have a normal job. ever.
whatever. i'd like to give the one on the right a good rogering and i don't even know what that means.
i feel bad for these chicks, theyre gettin put on blast by everyone lol
Subject: . Date: Sep 03 2006 11:35:49 AM Author: .
One on the left looks like tommy lee (which isn't as gross as the lip plate she's sporting).
I like how the "subtle" way the one on the right is showing off the tattoos on her leg though. he he.
Subject: lmao Date: Sep 03 2006 09:53:24 AM Author: rofl
this kiddo fag says hes a fan..lmao fan of what? these braods? what exactly do they do? any half decent chick whos willing to get naked can get on an internet site and claim they "model".
these chicks r no better than those drunk college sluts on the girls gone wild dvd.
i guess having ink makes it "ironic" or ARTSY OR SUMMIN.
Subject: what Date: Sep 03 2006 03:15:29 AM Author: jeebus
girls that are all tattooed up are way fine....for serious, id eat these chicks like a man eating fetus' at a fetus eating party; that should fully be a cannibal corpse song
i would say this is a "don't", but only by my own standards.
all you nimrods attacking other people's comments because you don't like their opinion should drop the hypocrisy before getting catty. rrrreeeeooooorrrrwwww!
lead by example. post your own mug and then ask someone else to do it.
you never know...you might be starting shit with jesus himself!!!!! (and i hope that if you are, he beats you down)
to each their own, i say.
Subject: A Little Help? Date: Sep 02 2006 07:03:36 PM Author: Tony Badassassino
Hey Kiddo-
How's about linking me up to a site where this broad writes. Let me judge for myself beyond the superficiality of this one pic. I feel the need to get inside her head a little more before I pass forth my final judgment. Thanks my man.
Subject: and one more thing Date: Sep 02 2006 02:13:42 PM Author: kiddo
she's a lot cuter than most of the "do's" on this site
well i dunno... i've only known about katie via SG for a couple years... and now godsgirls. i'm a big fan, and i'm not usually into, ahem, nude models. no seriously. i'm not even into chicks. but i think if i met her i would have a friend crush on her. and judging by my stalkerness (that is, reading her blogs on the sites she gets paid to write blogs on), i don't think shes that rich. and i'm pretty sure thats a cardboard city shirt.. not a 150 dolla chanel tee?
bottom line i think she's really pretty and i like all of her tattoos.
I come from a working class background and therefore identify with the working classes in a big way. I also know my own kind when I see them, and these chicks are it. Those of you who dub these women as filthy rich are way off. Folks, we need to respect working people. After all, they are the ones who bust their asses on a daily basis to do the dirty work that some of us are too evolved to be bothered with. I can tell that these chicks came from a hard day of laboring under the hood of some rich fucker's fancy automobile. Look at the grease on the pants of the poor lass on the right. And what about the ripped shirt of her friend on the left? Of course, the tattoos are also a long standing symptom of the workman's pain. Good God, it just occurred to me that these gals must have been working under the hood of their own shit pile Vega, hoping to get it started just so they could catch a glimpse of their favorite rock star and the glitzy life they'll never know.
Please, my friends, see these poor, honest urchins for what they are, the very backbone of America that allows us to fritter away our lives in relative luxury. They'll never be hip. They'll never be beautiful. And they'll sure as shit never have endless amounts of money to throw away on shallow consumer products that lead to NOTHING. Let's at least allow them their dignity.
Subject: cha cha Date: Sep 02 2006 09:25:48 AM Author: Acquitted Murderer
I call bitches like this "rich dirtbags". Fucks their bodies up with ink, but attempts to make it pretty by wearing a $150 screenprinted shirt(a la Chanel) and a "distressed" jacket. They probably clean their ears out with BMW car keys. Cool image ladies.
And for those who want to see the Vice editors be put on the cutting board in the do's and dont's, i'm sure they all have been posted up here, we were just too stupid to recognize them. One again, they outsmart us with their Canadian wit.
And for those who assume they are "badass", you're probably from South Dakota and panic at the disco is the greatest thing you've ever heard.
Subject: WHAT U LAUGHIN AT HOE Date: Sep 01 2006 09:17:24 PM Author: RANDOM NERD RAPPER
and looking at that photo again, I don't see how the other girl is homely?? I think she's quite the opposite. Wow. You're impressive in your blatant, obsurd, jealousy.
http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/theway/IMG_7023.htm
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How does katie look like a man??? You're an idiot, to say the least. hahahaha
someone's jealous.
Subject: girls in ink are dirty Date: Sep 01 2006 03:57:49 PM Author: Dirty Dave
"judging 2 girls that can not defend themselves"
If an illiterate like you can come on here and attempt to defend them, why can't they do it themselves? I honestly wish they would. Anything would beat digesting the results of you poking and slobbering away at a keyboard. You're whole fucking statement is an epic blonde moment and a disgrace to the English language.
Subject: What? jealous it isn't YOUR photo? Date: Sep 01 2006 04:03:02 PM Author: someonecarestoomuch
.......I think you won't step up and show us what YOU look like. You're going to pretend you don't "care" enough to do it. Then it'll just show that you're too much of a sweaty, disease infested pussy, and that you don't want people picking YOUR ugly ass apart. Because trust me, no matter how good you think you may look, it's easy to pick ANYONE apart.
Hence this "DON'T" here in vice.
Jesus your jealousy is so see through.
Don't throw rocks when you live in a glass house.
Subject: What? jealous it isn't YOUR photo? Date: Sep 01 2006 03:43:14 PM Author: someonecarestoomuch
hahaha wow. I agree with you (right below me). Why don't we see a photo of her. I'm sure she's quite a looker. Usually girls like that are really insecure about themselves, so they try to make up by being angry at anyone who is even SLIGHTLY more attractive, nonetheless two girls who are completely beautiful.
Lets see your photos you pig!! And not photos taken from a satelite view, or photoshopped. Let's all tear you apart and see how "won't care". You seem like the type to get all your friends on myspace (all 40,000) to go and post in your pathetic defense.
And you have a few tattoos?? I'll even bet that you're the type who, in a few years, will have them removed because you should have bought a new "hip" outfit instead of tattoos that make you seem cool. Get over yourself.
And how do you know what jobs these two have??? You don't. You only assume. What do you do? Hair? Makeup? what a respectable profession. If you do, you probably do it so that you can make up for your hideousness by making others pretty because you could NEVER be pretty no matter HOW much mac you slather on your haggard face, when you peaked at 16. No wait. You probably "model". hahahahah laughable. whatever the case.
I suggest you post us all a photo of yourself. Let's see how attractive you are, angry baby girl. Were mommy and daddy two retards that the state tried to seperate so they wouldn't get pregnant and have you?
Subject: the judge ,the jury and a vag discharge Date: Sep 01 2006 03:03:35 PM Author: girls in ink are dirty
to" once a suicide girl, always pathetic" and yours
i am in a punk rock band and tattoos are nothing new. some are good some are not,you have your opinion and who cares about peoples opinions at the end of the day?but your attacks say who you are loud and clear.
you got way too personal, i would love to see your pictures,i bet your a fucking pig,you care way too much.
take off the white wig and look at your own life asshole,on vice judging 2 girls that can not defend themselves and did nothing but get their picture taken by some scene sucking photographer slithering around on his belly for crumbs.i too know them as well as erin and all 3 girls are kind and respectful and don't deserve your slander.
girls like you are more common than these girls you despise so that anger you so much you cry about them even to strangers,i could only imagine what your "friends"must have to put up with.
with that said you are a fucking loser vampire and will never be anything more than a gnat on katies shaved off pussy hair.
just like this thread.
Subject: directions? Date: Sep 01 2006 05:10:29 AM Author: Gen. fecal
im on 15 about to get on 80, anyone know where that apparent "24" hour wendys is? mcdonalds will do but wendys has a better menu(in most places) so if you want to throw in get at me asap!
Subject: y'all should be more sympathetic Date: Sep 01 2006 01:48:31 AM Author: once a suicide girl, always pathetic
jess (on the left) is a homely girl anyway...but the fucking plug under her bottom lip looks like a soul patch. seriously? why would a WOMAN want to look like she is sporting a piece of a goatee?
and katie (on the right) could very well be a man. have you seen her with a shaved head? at least with her hair longer she is hiding her VERY masculine features. the work she gets is done well but most of her tats are fucking retarded. a dino? rawwwr! how emo! "she rides"? not too many tattoos more cliche than that! pity though, because she has one really kickass friend (erin) and that's all she's got going for herself in life. she's addicted to attention and needy to the point of literal sadness. 98% of these "pro" comments are because she posted this url in her blog. someone who didn't crave attention would've just laughed and closed the page.
the only respectable profession either of these two idiots can get would be in a tattoo parlor. keep in mind, i said RESPECTABLE. katie...telemarketing isn't respectable.
i'm a chick and i am pro ink. i think kelly kleinert is adorable. i have several tattoos of my own. but unlike the two ladies pictured, i don't cover myself in ink so that i have a crutch and an excuse when people treat me poorly.
they try soooo hard to be different,...but, they are ALL the same. they might not be numbered in the millions, but they all fucking look the same
Subject: HOW ABOUT Date: Sep 01 2006 01:46:32 AM Author: A N G I E P A N T S
FUCK YOU, vice.
Subject: but Date: Sep 01 2006 12:14:52 AM Author: sorry
katie is dope, i know what your saying but that specific girl pulls it off the best, her tattoos are dope and i dont loike tattoos,
she has balls,
peace
Subject: yeah Date: Sep 01 2006 12:06:32 AM Author: bad connect
i disagree the one the right looks great,
regardless of what you fags think,
and she rocks, vice sucks
I honestly don't think they asked for their photo to be taken, nor would they have WANTED to be in this dorky, "ironic" magazine.
You can be rest assured that the most they get out of it, i'm positive, is how serious and ridiculous people are over it. I can safely wager that the people posting here care quite a bit more than they. hahaha
But nonetheless, continue the bickering!! It's rather entertaining!!
Subject: yawn and shame on u Date: Aug 31 2006 09:34:41 PM Author: Vanessa
"Thousands of people worship me"
FITTY DOLLA SAY I GOT MILLIONZ WORSHIPPIN' ME 2 CENT MUTHAFUCKA!!!!! THEY KICK THAT LIL OL THOUSAND'S ASS!!!!! WASHED UP LEATHA PANT WEARIN MOTLEY CRUE CRACKA ASS...
Subject: yawn and shame on u Date: Aug 31 2006 06:15:36 PM Author: Thousands of people worship me
Since when does the uncool mag dictate whats cool or uncool.Vice at one point was leading the pack now they are like In-Touch for wanna be scenesters.SHAME SHAME SHAME ON ALL OF YOU FOR MAKING THIS SUCH A POPULAR THREAD(and i mean huge this shit is everywhere!!!) AND GIVING THESE GUTTER SOCIALITES EXACTLY WHAT THEY LOVE FREE PUBLICITY AND AS ALWAYS ALL OF YOU SQUARE PEG LOSERS ATTENTION.
GET A LIFE MINE IS AMAZING
:)
Subject: .., you are the caboose Date: Aug 31 2006 01:38:10 PM Author: pm
"I'm about to go where no VICE reader has ever gone before:"
uh, sorry, illiterate asswad has been done before. many, many, many times.
Subject: .. Date: Aug 31 2006 12:50:44 PM Author: ..
I'm about to go where no VICE reader has ever gone before:
these girls dont got 'tatoo' its a very rare blood disease called rock'n'rotten.
but still if you got a girl friend that cool who's gonna argue wheater its look like mud in the dark.
1 reason and 1 reason only: she gonna kich your skinny purple arse.
Subject: dumpster diving to the oldies Date: Aug 31 2006 06:55:52 AM Author: Chad
i've got some bitching scars to display
Subject: Not Only That Date: Aug 30 2006 09:59:02 PM Author: rrg
But the bitch in the ad is ugly as homemade sin.
Subject: f**king talking ads Date: Aug 30 2006 06:55:10 PM Author: Brian
I'm about to the point where I'm never going to open a Vice-related web link or page again because I have to find the f**king talking ad on the page & shut the audio off before I can read the content.
And these ads (this time it's an ad for Diesel) come up ON EVERY PAGE.
For what it's worth.
Subject: HAHAHA Date: Aug 30 2006 06:16:58 PM Author: Ian needs naptime and a pacifier
HaHaHa. Don't get all bent like this is some win or lose game. Sorry if you feel threatened by people actually liking these two.
Hey, why don't you make another post bitching about how no one is talking about YOU instead.
Subject: left coast blockheads Date: Aug 30 2006 05:40:18 PM Author: ian dury
all these 'friends & family to the rescue' assnecks need to get bent. can you imagine the email campaign behind the scenes where these L.A. glamwads are all "can you believe what they said about Bette & Shilo on the vice comments?! like, OMG, i'm gonna totally go defend them! you should too!" i think it was nemo who recently pointed out how sad these support factions are. good call, nemo.
OH, AND QUIT POSTING THE SAME FUKKIN' COBRATIT URL TO THE SAME FUKKIN' PICTURES!!!!
Subject: I Like Their Picture Here. Date: Aug 30 2006 03:57:06 PM Author: Idon tcare, i love them.
http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/theway/IMG_7023.htm
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Subject: i would like to see them naked... Date: Aug 30 2006 03:37:13 PM Author: matthew cooke
i bet there are a lot of cool tattoos under their clothes..would love to see them in the bed in the dark or in the mud or whatever...but just naked. i bet they look hot..but the girl on the right looks really sexy...and good body..
also i would like to be in the middle of these two in this picture...they look like girls who like sex
Subject: Katie Cakes Date: Aug 30 2006 09:46:45 AM Author: Ms Boom
Is absolutely beautiful! Point blank!
Subject: where my blockheads, whut? Date: Aug 30 2006 09:51:36 AM Author: ian dury
speaking of posers & while we're onto L.A.'s shit here, please take a moment to check cobrasnake's main picture page & note that gavin® himself is there hawking the cobra's terrible shirts. make no mistake kids, this shit is as tired & trite as it seems.
http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos.html
Subject: lame Date: Aug 30 2006 07:13:55 AM Author: eurisko
does it really matter. seriously?
so they are tattooed, big deal.
do you think they really care what anybody thinks? they wake up to it everyday and if it makes them happy, more power to them.
Subject: Mai, Mai Date: Aug 30 2006 04:42:46 AM Author: Greg
"Tattoos indicate someone with a low I.Q. and bad taste. Taste is subjective but I'm quite sure of the i.Q. statement."
If that were the case, you'd have a full bodysuit. Blanket statements about people are a pretty sure sign that one is dealing with an idiot. Particularly when the statement is about outward appearance.
Subject: Cupcakes Date: Aug 30 2006 02:41:31 AM Author: B.A.M.F.
These fucking Girls kick ass and you know what they have more ball than any of you yuppie "williamberg" Mother-fuckers.. plus these girls are bad asses.. i've seen what they done to a bird once.. (shake down)
Subject: Hot Date: Aug 30 2006 01:39:49 AM Author: axedeathgrind
The chick on the left is a fan of NSBM (National Socialist Black Metal) and is a huge racist. Note the viking tattoo.
Subject: hotness Date: Aug 30 2006 01:29:26 AM Author: Deemonie
They're hot (esp. girl on left).
Girl on rights outfit is stupid, though.
Subject: Haha Date: Aug 30 2006 12:32:41 AM Author: James
God those outfits are terrible.
Trash.
Subject: obviously Date: Aug 29 2006 11:27:32 PM Author: Lauren
Those girls didn't sit though the hours of getting permenant beautiful art put onto their body to be criticized by a bunch of uptight people who think they are too colorful.
I think it gives them personality so they don't just blend in. Plus they look amazing.
Nobody gets a tattoo for someone else to look at but to remind them of something amazing that happened to them.
Subject: tat stats. Date: Aug 29 2006 11:31:06 PM Author: Mai
Tattoos indicate someone with a low I.Q. and bad taste. Taste is subjective but I'm quite sure of the i.Q. statement.
Subject: . Date: Aug 29 2006 11:04:01 PM Author: .
Subject: correction Date: Aug 29 2006 09:11:29 PM Author: Vanessa
Just took a look at the link below. Disregard my Mike Leigh actress comparison. But yeah, she's definitely the better looking, by far. The pic above does not do her justice at all.
http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/theway/IMG_7023.htm l
Subject: Bailey pussy LA shitbird Date: Aug 29 2006 08:50:37 PM Author: Vanessa
I have enough pain from everyday life without having to go and pay some talentless, glorified airbrush fuck-up an exorbitant fee to permanently etch it across my body. I consider myself blessed, but I'll never be so fucking charmed that I need to pay for "pain." Nor will I ever be so clueless that I'd refer to the pain inflicted by the tat procedure as "pain." It's an insult to real pain, emotional or physical. Hell, my period provides me with plenty of monthly torture as it is, you twat.
In conclusion, this cracker slapper doesn't have balls, she has fear, the fear of not being hip. That can be an incredibly powerful motivator for the stupid.
P.S. The one on the left is underrated. She'd be my personal preference. Reminds me of the chick from Mike Leigh movies. Katlin Cartlidge or something to that effect.
Subject: Kate Date: Aug 29 2006 07:48:02 PM Author: Bailey
Kate (on the right) is smoking hot, and any of you who don't think so must not have your eyes open. Whether or not tattoos are "for you", you have to admire a chick with balls big enough to sit through that much pain. I'm guessing the ones talking shit about her are the the ones without ink, right? Too scared it'll hurt? Don't be jealous, boys and girls, just get your testicles out of your purses and suck it up.
Subject: ThanksDon Date: Aug 29 2006 06:48:50 PM Author: yea right
what the fuck....your stupid ass deisel ads make me want to stalk vice and kill it
Subject: west coast tedium Date: Aug 29 2006 11:16:43 AM Author: ian dury
L.A. is so gross. we are all laughing at you Cali. laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing...
Subject: Ha Date: Aug 29 2006 04:59:24 AM Author: Jessica
I think they're laughing their asses off about this and how serious everyone takes this.
Subject: Elsewhere: Date: Aug 29 2006 03:09:45 AM Author: Don
They're on Cobrasnake too. Looks like the same night ha
http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/theway/IMG_7023.htm l />
Don't think they look half bad to me.
Subject: 1 Date: Aug 29 2006 03:02:33 AM Author: 3
I'm not some nature freak or anything but the bummer with tattooed girls (I'm a guy so this is my perspective) is that they're never really naked and never will be. They kinda remind me of those girls who go swimming with a t-shirt over their swim suit.
Subject: I LOVE Date: Aug 29 2006 02:50:14 AM Author: what this person has to say..
Subject: She is a DO
Date: Aug 21 2006 06:04:41 AM
Author: H in Baltimore
"First of all, people who are talking about "chics with tattoos being..." are obviously talking through a ridiculous, antiquated gendered lens. And as to judging someone's character by "tattoos" or any other external criteria, I think all of the "quiet, nice boy" serial killers and financial district money-over-anything-else fanatics are testament that appearance does not connote goodness or worth. Making claims that she is crazy or will fuck your boyfriend or any of the the other ridiculous assertions that I've read based on how she looks is infuriating. And just because YOU might not like tattoos, doesn't mean they are ugly in the general sense of the word.
Societal elements aside, she looks rad, are you kidding? "
Subject: katie Date: Aug 29 2006 02:32:15 AM Author: Martin
Katie's totally gross, those suicide girls are all super gross.
Subject: Hey, Annaleastpretty Date: Aug 29 2006 02:14:07 AM Author: LoveYou,Ugly.
I think shameless promotion is great for your "alternative "model" site. hahahahahaha
Subject: katie Date: Aug 29 2006 01:54:11 AM Author: kdnf
is NOT ON SUICIDEGIRLS ANYMORE. see like 50 times the number of pictures of her at www.godsgirls.com and NOT crap pictures.
i can't even believe this is vice right now. oh man we hate metal chicks? what?! and suicidegirls? old and busted. you guys are boring today.
Subject: those girls Date: Aug 29 2006 01:51:56 AM Author: annaliese
that girl on the left can kick rocks but the girl on the right is fucking GORGEOUS. go check her out at www.godsgirls.com. her name is kate and she is seriously amazing. oh, she's naked too. so you can see all of her and then decide if you really hate her or not.
Subject: donts Date: Aug 29 2006 01:53:11 AM Author: cher
then that makes you a dont, doesn't it?
Subject: jk Date: Aug 29 2006 01:22:22 AM Author: jk
Poker playing, rock star supernova yuks.
Subject: tats are hot Date: Aug 29 2006 12:05:26 AM Author: Jay
fuck that, chicks with more ink than a prison guard a fucking hot.
Your just scared cuz they could beat the shit outta you hipsters in your ironic suit & tie.
Subject: weird Date: Aug 28 2006 11:35:14 PM Author: cathy
It's funny how tattoos used to be for guys who'd date single moms in order to get to their daughters and now due to some sort of coping mechanism the girls they touched have "reclaimed power" by trying to look like them.
Subject: The trashy and the haggered Date: Aug 28 2006 11:29:13 PM Author: van
Young girls, please don't do this to yourselves. Pretty soon, if not already, not having tattoos will be special.
Subject: , Date: Aug 28 2006 11:12:44 PM Author: ,
scum
Subject: . Date: Aug 28 2006 10:39:12 PM Author: .
they're amazing. Look at them. They are a big fuck you to scenesters
Subject: tommy lee Date: Aug 28 2006 10:09:10 PM Author: steve eq
I love tommy lee
Subject: Tats R Masculine Date: Aug 28 2006 09:55:29 PM Author: Wompus
Ha ha. you're fucking pricelees, sweety. But point taken. Have them. Please. Just don't reproduce. Please. But I just see them as branded from the Dumbass Ranch.
Subject: Lame Thing Is.. Date: Aug 28 2006 09:18:45 PM Author: j.
You know, Years back it wasn't cool for stupid little scenesters to get tattooed. Now that all these outright bottomfeeders get them, people who are actually cool and have been into tattoos forever, now have to deal with the wannabe-tv-extras who get their forearm tattooed and walks around like he/she knows something about tattoos and even worse, thinks he/she is some sort of badass.
So these awesome girls have to get thrown into the category of the now "tattooed" crowd, that they started unknowingly who are just a bunch of kids who, in 5-10 years are going to have their little Koi with water or windbars with cherry blossom sleeve burned off b/c they only got them to be "cool" and "different". Those people SHOULD have just went out and bought the latest ShinyToyGuns album. It would've been alot safer.
These girls have been tattooed before you even heard it was "cool" from your dude friend who wears womens jeans, a midriff shirt, and black hair that he brings from his ear over to the other side of his face.
Get off them.
Subject: RubOneOutToRobHalford Date: Aug 28 2006 09:14:24 PM Author: stabahipster
Well, I think it's because the writers are pretty ridiculously flaming homosexuals. Haven't people been saying that about them for years?? yea. weird. hahahahaha
"i find it mildly interesting that when heavily tattooed men are in your mag you call them DOS and rant about how they dont give a fuck and are badasses and have balls and so on...
but when heavily tattooed girls ( who are usually super cute) are featured they are DONTS who are ugly or overdoing it or overcompensating or whatever.
is this just the new version of women belong in the kitchen? "Women dont belong in the tattoo shop"?
you guys are so self contradictory is annoying.
p.s. no one does this for you. its for themselves."
Subject: tat luv Date: Aug 28 2006 08:22:48 PM Author: MyRobotHand
My ol lady sez she doesn't notice my tattoos any more, but i don't have on on my dink. Girl on the right is cute but anorexic. The other one just looks like Tommy Lee
Subject: asexual Date: Aug 28 2006 07:14:13 PM Author: Hipster?!
Asexual hipster? Ouch. I may be a little asexual (damn it), but I am not a hipster! Retract your insult! I am not a hipster!
Subject: welcome to the jungle Date: Aug 28 2006 06:57:58 PM Author: painking
dont be scared of what you dont understand...these chicks are hot as fuck...
Subject: American Murder Date: Aug 28 2006 06:07:50 PM Author: Maxmurder
I heard these bitches set fires, and punch holes in tv's. Literally.
American Murder Crew. CUP CAKE!
Subject: cmon Date: Aug 28 2006 05:24:15 PM Author: batlord
Their shits dope. give them props that they dont look like a bunch of art hag women or dudes that dress like they are 65 years old. Is thats what is in style these days or is it still totally boney dudes with chick pants on? get over it.
Subject: CLEARLY Date: Aug 28 2006 05:30:13 PM Author: Thank God.
they're amazing. Look at them. They are a big fuck you to scenesters. I love it.
And i'm sure they're cooler than any fat girl sporting short shorts and a belt under her garbage-bags-filled-with-water tits walking around talking about how drunk she is.
I'll even bet they make more money than anyone here on this board. Rockstars and Models, last I checked, do fairly well.
As for their personalities? Just because someone is covered in tattoos doesn't mean they're getting them for every dumbass around to compliment them or tell them they have tattoos too, from prison.
Maybe i'm just out there on this, but maybe they get them for themselves because they like looking like assholes and offending all the aesexual little hipsters and fat chicks who'd kill to be as cute and ballsy.
I don't think you can base very much of their personality, just by looking at that photo. If you do, you're pretty, well, retarded.
I say they're pretty fuckin hot because it's apparent they're "cooler" than everyone else in that place and don't give a fuck.
Props to them.
Subject: Owns Date: Aug 28 2006 05:23:37 PM Author: CCWM
i find it mildly interesting that when heavily tattooed men are in your mag you call them DOS and rant about how they dont give a fuck and are badasses and have balls and so on...
but when heavily tattooed girls ( who are usually super cute) are featured they are DONTS who are ugly or overdoing it or overcompensating or whatever.
is this just the new version of women belong in the kitchen? "Women dont belong in the tattoo shop"?
you guys are so self contradictory is annoying.
p.s. no one does this for you. its for themselves.
When I saw this picture and read the caption I thought that it would unleash wrath and fury like no other. I think I actually winced and turned my face away a little when I was scrolling down to read the comments. (Does anyone else do that on this site?)
But the comments don't seem that bad. A couple of people even seemed like they were sparking up an intelligent conversation. I wonder if something is still rumbling beneath the surface, though...
Subject: im in love Date: Aug 28 2006 03:39:11 PM Author: tommyfuckingun
two beautiful ladies. expressing themselves. get over it. jealous
Subject: tatoos Date: Aug 28 2006 02:07:13 PM Author: Stephanie
why do people w/ tattoos only hang out with people with
tatoos? What is the common bond? Having tatoos???
What do they talk about? Tatoos? Hmmm...
interesting
Subject: ink Date: Aug 28 2006 02:04:17 PM Author: Danny Taylor
"Let's hang out together because we both have something
very special in common...tatoos!!!"..........how
f**king shallow!!!!
Subject: I'll take Cum Dumster to block Date: Aug 28 2006 01:38:51 PM Author: Art Faig
Um, I think you're confusing "busting a nut" with busting the blister on said. Dem biches is nasde.
Subject: intellects are for homos. Date: Aug 28 2006 01:18:36 PM Author: b
hey art fags, these bitches look fucking delicious. like multi-flavoured lolipops that make you bust a nut.
Subject: xxx Date: Aug 28 2006 12:42:04 PM Author: xxx
Aren't they celebs or what?
Subject: *shrug* Date: Aug 28 2006 12:17:39 PM Author: Leela
Good lord, is that a flavor saver on that girl's chin.
Anyway, I don't give a shit about the tatts one way or the other.
But those jeans..my god. They look as though they smell of hot garbage and human grease.
it's like their friends wrote filthy stuff all over them when they passed out drunk. the one on the left even has a condom full of mayo in her undies!
Subject: .. Date: Aug 28 2006 12:02:30 PM Author: ..
ps. You retards are fucking boring me.
Subject: .. Date: Aug 28 2006 11:54:32 AM Author: ..
YAWN
Subject: nag Date: Aug 28 2006 11:39:42 AM Author: working class hero
the problem with girls like this is that they get "body art" to prove a point to the rest of the world.
the more body art, the bigger the point.
so these girls must be like going to a old jewish women convention, lots of moaning about worthless crap.
Subject: wow Date: Aug 28 2006 10:15:09 AM Author: Justin
I'm honestly in love with the one on the right. Send me the links to cobrasnake
Subject: busted Date: Aug 28 2006 09:00:38 AM Author: darby
a friend of mine just sent me about 10 links to cobrasnake that contained photos of the girl on the right. nuff said...
Subject: relax Date: Aug 28 2006 08:23:08 AM Author: skana
i bet they get tattoos like its putting out a fire.
they're at the shop like "i just need a teardrop or soemthing ollie, just a tear drop" and he's all "do you have the cash upfront?" and they grudgingly hand it over.
just calm the fuck down ladies. this is almost as bad as a super-power-fake-tan
Subject: The illustrated woman Date: Aug 28 2006 08:02:16 AM Author: Lola
THese girls are a lot better-looking than the standard Warehouse-shopping-pretending-not-to-go-to-Primark chick in the waist belt. Although can it really be called a waist belt if you, you know, don't actually have a waist?
Subject: tats are for losers!!! Date: Aug 28 2006 06:53:24 AM Author: bill
tats are the most vile thing a person can do to their body. On guys they just look like douches but on women it's so damn unattractive. when did looking like a circus freak become cool?
Subject: over your head Date: Aug 28 2006 06:42:08 AM Author: sarcasm
I scare old people. They look at me like I am a savage until i start to speak. I will get more work done, it gets me LAID. love, a girl with tattoos."
If you're a girl and need a tattoo to get laid, I can only imagine it says "Deliveries in the Rear" or "I'd Rather be Fucking".
First, no one is afraid of people with tatoos anymore, and a comma is placed to mean and-- or as well. If you don't think tatoos are a speaking point out in public then... tatoos with quotes though that's one I've never thought about. "NO tramp stamps no backstage pass."
Subject: Jay Date: Aug 28 2006 05:30:47 AM Author: the west virginian
Jay is a fucking loser too!!!!
Subject: LIAR!!!! Date: Aug 28 2006 05:22:09 AM Author: The west virginian
You're a liar. You never did it with a girl, let alone one that looks that good. She probably makes more money than you too. You have terrible taste to say the ugly bitch in the DO caption is hot and these women aren't. Go jerk off to 'One night in Paris' some more, and quit putting your stupid, shitty judgement on people who would've kicked your ass in high school. You fucking loser.
Subject: knee Date: Aug 28 2006 03:19:02 AM Author: Jay
It's funny though, how the girl on the right has to have holes in her jeans just to be able to show off her tatoos. HAA. otherwise there's no point, hmm?
Subject: at peace Date: Aug 28 2006 03:02:38 AM Author: monk
At peace with their ink
Their skin will never change back
Unless they do too
Subject: oooh Date: Aug 28 2006 02:50:06 AM Author: man
icky jeans
Subject: Can somebody please explain... Date: Aug 28 2006 01:16:49 AM Author: Homocles the Sodomite
You get yourself covered with tatts from arse to tit so you look dog ugly, but you still wear a top with a Chanel logo on it? Why? Why the fuck would you do that?
Subject: nature is always wise Date: Aug 28 2006 12:25:40 AM Author: dead cristian dior
the only good thing about bitches like these
its that as part of a natural selection and divine justice,
and a little bit of common sence
for sure ,these bitches have very hardcore lifestyles and
they will last 30 maybe 40 years in this world and its over
like transexuals
thank good.
Subject: gottabefuckingkiddingme Date: Aug 28 2006 12:28:58 AM Author: Dick Sargeant
"I scare old people. They look at me like I am a savage until i start to speak. I will get more work done, it gets me LAID. love, a girl with tattoos."
If you're a girl and need a tattoo to get laid, I can only imagine it says "Deliveries in the Rear" or "I'd Rather be Fucking".
Subject: Nevermind the herpes soulpatch Date: Aug 28 2006 12:15:39 AM Author: Wigged
When people say girls like this are hot, it makes me scratch my head the same way when people said Adam Sandler was funny.
Subject: I usually think about it this way Date: Aug 27 2006 11:30:00 PM Author: Mr. Pink
Call me old fashioned, but I'm at the age now where when I really like a girl I like her because I know she will one day make a great wife and mother.
I picture her making the beds, being a good host, relaxing on the porch after a busy Sunday...eventually we grow old and die.
You just can't picture all this with a tattoo heavy woman. Perhaps they decided long ago that they don't want to have kids or live a normal family life, but there is nothing more absurd than an old lady with leathery tattoos all over her body. Since these women are white it is inevitable that inflation will set in around the abdominals. Then they'll cut their hair short like Jamie Lee Curtis. The only thing that won't change is their spoiled tough-girl attitude and who the hell wants that?
Let's hear some more about how tattoos are so last summer...it's the one thing I've been hearing since 4325 BC.
Subject: . Date: Aug 27 2006 10:54:35 PM Author: kii
Okay, now imagine them without the tattoos.
Case closed?
Subject: Inkless Date: Aug 27 2006 10:56:52 PM Author: Shorty
There was this dude in the hospital who was all fucked up so the nurse put a cathiter in his dick. When she went to do it she saw a tat that said "Shorty's" on his pathetic little dick. Of course she told all the other nurses and it was a big joke. So as this guy starts getting better he asks his nurse out on a date. Felling bad for the guy she says aight, but before the night finally came the nurse was taking a lot of grief cuz of the guys little tatooed wiener. Well after the date all the other nurses were clowning on her, but she was all smiles. Why? they asked. The tatoo really said " Shorty's Bar and Grill, San Fransisco California"
HAHA
Subject: omgwtfbbq Date: Aug 27 2006 10:20:38 PM Author: liintu
Tattoos are beyond tired. They are so ubiquitous that they are now utterly meaningless. Ironically, they are most often worn by people who are desperate to prove to everyone just how "unique" and "different" they are. Case in point - the lengths they go through to ensure that they are noticed (see picture above).
A friend of mine that is a tattoo artist posted a warning at his station: "Please remember, a tattoo is no substitute for an actual, functioning personality." Brilliant.
*No* tattoos are the *new* tattoos.
I'm investing in tattoo removal technology. Nothing like making tons of money off other people's bad decisions...
oh yeah, and believe it or don't, there are a crap ton of people who believe in some body modification church thing. Seriously. There are a large cult of them in Seattle and they're way more serious about what they do, ridiculous as it may seem, than a dirty stank hippie who lives outside.
First of all, Vice catches a lot of these dos and dont's at parties lately. It seems like it used to be cooler when they would just catch people on the street. What do you expect when you're too lazy to pound the pavement, but a bunch of fake fashionistas and other hot/trying too hard people?
That said, I personally think these girls are hot, doin the damn thing, don't look like obnoxious fakers, and don't appear to be as wasted as a lot of people probably were who went to that party. Besides the fact that neck tattoos are for psychos, I'd say they look pretty normal and cool.
Subject: tatoos tatoos Date: Aug 27 2006 09:09:34 PM Author: i have a few
I scare old people. They look at me like I am a savage until i start to speak. I will get more work done, it gets me LAID. love, a girl with tattoos.
Subject: Prey for Rock and Roll pt 2 Date: Aug 27 2006 09:02:02 PM Author: electric boogaloo
This look, will it last forever?? I like how suicide girls dont think they do porn-- it's like permanant dress up party for "punk" rock attenion starved girls .
Fuck tattoos, piercings and that "alternative lifestyle" bullshit. Why don't you get blonde dreadlocks while you're at it and live in a tent in your parent's backyard?
Subject: i purpose an alternative Date: Aug 27 2006 08:00:02 PM Author: derk
how about instead of slowing down on the tats, if your going to get so many just stop wearing clothes all together. less shit to lift up everytime you meet a new person.
Subject: come on... Date: Aug 27 2006 07:35:41 PM Author: NCF
Get your arms covered before you do the hands and the neck, just looks silly otherwise. And the old school thing feels so boring right now. Good looking otherwise.
Subject: Girl? Date: Aug 27 2006 07:29:11 PM Author: pegassus1551
I'm not sure, but that looks like Nikki Sixx on the left!
(she's got the looks that kill...)
Subject: Gender Warriors Date: Aug 27 2006 06:40:04 PM Author: Person
These are girls? Really? Ohh wait i can see it now, ok sorry it just took me a sec. I like people in bands and superfeministars that get naked for websites.
Subject: . Date: Aug 27 2006 04:54:26 PM Author: .
tats are the shit in bed.
Subject: Aye Like dem! Date: Aug 27 2006 04:29:43 PM Author: Eccentric Elf Shmuck
Suicide girls like Electric Eel Shock, Magic Skool Bus and Bloodhound Gang. They look cool, I'd rather hang with these for an evening than the average chav bird from the UK
Subject: beard Date: Aug 27 2006 03:57:33 PM Author: linus
the one on the would be hot....if it wasint for the beard
I'm not sure what she's selling but sign me the fuck up. Combining copper complexion with fish eyes and a vague American Fascist sensibility may not have the guys beating a path to your door, but it makes anything that comes out of your mouth sound like the cool voice of reason. Even some Earth Crisis bullshit. Comments/Enlarge See all
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