good thing he's having a parachute on his back. at least he has his escape route covered
Date: May 18 2008 01:12:21 PM Author: holly marie
ahhhh vice, i love it when you don't try
Subject: Suck Date: Feb 10 2008 06:31:17 PM Author: It
Sad thing is those hats are off-the-wall expensive. I bet it's his prize trophy on his mantelpiece at home.
What the fuck else could you do with a piece of shit like that after you take it off?
Subject: uha Date: Jan 20 2008 07:42:12 AM Author: mrx
Seems to be the rototom sunsplash. weed for all, fags.
Subject: HA Date: Jan 07 2008 05:35:12 PM Author: mant
"withered"
lol
Subject: moby Date: Oct 03 2007 10:03:53 PM Author: slurpeee
why take your laptop & 3 changes of clothes to a music festival? & why wear a hat that looks like a giant took a withered, post-vindaloo bowel movement on your stupid head?
Subject: Moby Date: Jun 02 2007 01:11:59 PM Author: Joe
I chuckle at the Moby comment.
The guy pictured has to be a Moby fan, just has to be.
Even without the hat this ballbag is most unlikable – simply for taking up space at festivals with himself and the fucking picnic on his back!
Subject: hm Date: Apr 05 2007 04:47:53 PM Author: ge
apparently in japan the poo hat is somewhat of a phenomenon http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/695
It´s ok, he´s in japan. apparently you can get away with shit like that over there
Subject: old homos Date: Mar 30 2007 10:36:07 AM Author: chuck wheat
Moby sure has gone down hill.
Subject: yeah.. Date: Feb 28 2007 11:34:04 AM Author: yeah
snow white called that she wants her dwarf back home.
Subject: wonka? Date: Feb 15 2007 04:01:59 AM Author: Ellen
i don't know if it's his helmet/hair, his overall orange hue, or perhaps just his small stature... but if I were still 8 I would swear this was an Oompa Loompa.
Subject: wonka? Date: Feb 15 2007 04:01:52 AM Author: Ellen
i don't know if it's his helmet/hair, his overall orange hue, or perhaps just his small stature... but if I were still 8 I would swear this was an Oompa Loompa.
Subject: foreigners Date: Jan 16 2007 02:24:55 AM Author: issues
Every country has a problem with foreigners. Even Japan gets FOB's. Clueless white people dressed like shit. It's like how everything is opposite in bizarro land.
Subject: oo Date: Oct 30 2006 04:50:19 AM Author: baron de la villette
yeah he really does
Subject: Minimalism? Date: Oct 08 2006 08:05:15 PM Author: ROMULOX
deep
Subject: o Date: Oct 07 2006 01:55:52 PM Author: o
he looks like a shit, like one of those nappy ass string been poops dogs make or like one of those shits cats make after they eat pieces of tinsle at christmas time.
fucking idiot
Subject: golly Date: Sep 18 2006 11:30:05 AM Author: you can call me flower if you want to
this is the first thing to make me cry laughing since i dont know when.
Subject: backpack Date: Sep 11 2006 01:39:03 AM Author: smiles
fuck his backpack is gonna burst at the seams!!! he must hav packed some spare orange slacks
Subject: Up the punx. No...seriously. Up them. Date: Sep 05 2006 12:25:29 AM Author: Nick.
I f you sport a mohawk then you get in the pit. If there is no pit ou go make a pit. it doesn't matter if you're at a punk, ska, hardcore or Boston Pops show. Do it at the grocery store.
Subject: datura hat Date: Sep 02 2006 10:38:52 PM Author: scareisha jones
Everything would be fine if they just swapped bags. Or made the rest of their outfits out of leaves and petals.
Subject: it's simple. Date: Aug 29 2006 02:39:41 AM Author: word.
no, he just looks like shit because he looks wack.
Subject: deadly sin... Date: Aug 29 2006 02:06:07 AM Author: cher
you're just fucking jealous you dont look like a pinched turd
Subject: psilocybe Date: Aug 24 2006 08:58:57 AM Author: shrom shrom
I heard that you can buy psychadelic mushrooms at markets in Japan, but it's not legal to consume them or something. Mushroom consumption could explain this scene
Subject: ^^ Date: Aug 24 2006 08:39:41 AM Author: q
you fucking racists.
Subject: Man alive Date: Aug 24 2006 06:12:27 AM Author: Not even worth it
Way to miss the joke you fucking idiots.
Subject: wow just wow Date: Aug 24 2006 06:02:12 AM Author: phrawgg2
First: the smaller dude w/ the pointy hat looks like an elf, official vice commentary asside.
Second: at first I thought the caption "This guy looks like shit" was somewhat funny because in the greater context of ironic and satirical humor that is Vice, it fits as an ironic and self-satarizing joke to have a short caption where we normally see long captions. Like always see them there.
However now that i think of it, editors, wtf were you on? This is just lame!
Subject: shite Date: Aug 24 2006 05:43:12 AM Author: Pe-Nis
this is exactly how i imagine vice editors look like!
Subject: Hashlag Date: Aug 24 2006 04:45:17 AM Author: Thruk
I don't get it. Cause he's wearing brown? And shit is brown? Lots of things besides shit are brown, you know. You could have said:
This guy looks like nutmeg.
or
This guy looks like a black man.
Subject: one particular issue Date: Aug 24 2006 03:25:41 AM Author: yoyo
Comments like "this guy looks like shit" remind me of the comments in "the worst issue ever" where we were supposed to think you were the dumbass patrole.
I guess this very comment was written by captain fucking obvious.
Subject: girls Date: Aug 24 2006 12:50:58 AM Author: fuck haute couture
i might not be funny, but at least I don't write like a girl.
Subject: lady k Date: Aug 24 2006 12:45:53 AM Author: funny girl
Lots of girls are funny retard, you're just not one of them!
I'm still trying to get over the gayness you posted – 'and I challenge you to top me' – are you serious?
Subject: . Date: Aug 23 2006 10:47:22 PM Author: .
he does, in fact, look like a turd. simplicity.
Subject: anyhoo Date: Aug 23 2006 10:06:10 PM Author: whatever
looks like they were photoshopped into the foreground
Subject: Fucking dipshit hippies Date: Aug 23 2006 10:07:06 PM Author: Homocles the Sodomite
Why do these fuckers always have fucking knapsacks? This dipshit hippie's got a man-bag round his neck, too. Jesus wept.
Subject: I get it... Date: Aug 23 2006 08:18:48 PM Author: Jimmy
...you're talking about the one on the left. Still not all that great a don't though.
Subject: Lady K Date: Aug 23 2006 07:02:52 PM Author: a girl
Thanks a lot, you are the reason girls aren't funny.
Subject: let's not forget the obvious Date: Aug 23 2006 06:18:57 PM Author: cuzz
His friend has a she-girl-man-bag.
And as a reminder of why our shit is tapered at the end; it stops our assholes from clamping shut.
Subject: Lady K Date: Aug 23 2006 06:09:06 PM Author: Yegg
...no wonder you don't have work as a "writer"! Yer more 'tarded than the Vice editors.
"Hey! That's my buddy, H. Squirt!"
You'll be working at Wal-Mart forever. :(
Subject: lady k's comment Date: Aug 23 2006 06:08:38 PM Author: jantaron
tries too hard.
Subject: at last Date: Aug 23 2006 06:09:28 PM Author: alfalfa numeric
now that's fucking funny.
Subject: shit Date: Aug 23 2006 06:02:38 PM Author: god
no. no you stupid idiots. he literally looks like a turd pinched from your rectum. the brown, yes. the overstuffed backpack adds bulk (he's one of those turds that probably has an undigested piece of popcorn shell sticking out that tears your anus as it finally <FINALLY OUT!> goes plosh.
and then the crowning acheivment is the tapered pinch hat as his remainder slid from your rapidly recoiling sphincter.
Give lady K a job, or a voucher for a free rub down or something.
Subject: Hershey Date: Aug 23 2006 05:41:54 PM Author: DIck
He's from the future, duh.
Subject: shit for thought Date: Aug 23 2006 04:34:25 PM Author: duh
One of your best critiques ever. Now do the stupid comments by the "special" kids.
Subject: .... Date: Aug 23 2006 04:19:12 PM Author: baz
both them bitches do!
Subject: hu hu hu Date: Aug 23 2006 03:45:18 PM Author: hu hu hu
yes
Subject: gooks Date: Aug 23 2006 03:12:32 PM Author: dennis de young
i rather like it personally and foresee this as next year's "look" for all Forbidden Planet/Gamestop employees everywhere...
you gotta hand it to those japs... little yellow monkeys got "cutting edge" locked down
Subject: Failing Date: Aug 23 2006 03:05:43 PM Author: DickWeed
You're not even trying anymore, are you?
Subject: nice Date: Aug 23 2006 03:00:57 PM Author: one
It's good...subtle, direct, and to the point. he looks like a shit that got shat.
Subject: hmmmmmmm.... Date: Aug 23 2006 02:27:09 PM Author: pegassus1551
Yes- I like it! The dude looks like a TOTAL SHIT-HEAD. He even has shit-brown pants to match!
(applause)
Subject: complaining Date: Aug 23 2006 02:21:55 PM Author: stop it
this comment is perfect and made me laugh
just look
he looks like shit
with foreign matter (blue) and cruchy, hairy, form (hat) and lumps (bag) and time (pressed pants)
its very funny
no joke
relax you guys
listen to JAZZ. Im not kidding. it does alot for the mental. from any country male, female, free, hardbop, what ever, fuck instrumentals!
JAZZ motherfucas!
FUCK!
Subject: gamerz Date: Aug 23 2006 02:12:49 PM Author: 1337h4x0r!!!1!!11
fantasy convention?
Subject: vice, c'mon Date: Aug 23 2006 02:12:52 PM Author: lady k
that's what you came up with vice? you shitheads, here, let me do it (and i challenge you all to top me, which should be easy, cus it's 3:09 and i'm sitting here with serious writer's block):
tom: "look, look! an elf!"
jim: "no tom, there's no eleves at this asian techno-funk festival, you are hallucinating again cus of the acid."
tom: "it's a FUCKING ELF! fuck you jim, i'm gonna go capture him and then charge two bits a gander. just you fucking wait and see."
jim: "this is gonna be like the time you thought that cat was a miniature tiger, huh bud? yeah, who besides your down syndrome sister believed you?"
tom: "fuck you man. this is asia. they have REAL elves. don't you ever watch pokemon? you douch."
Subject: get a fucking writer! Date: Aug 23 2006 02:21:56 AM Author: yoyo
What the hell is that comment? It's the story issue, shouldn't you invent some crazy shit on why that guy looks like a brown "Bibi" from "Bibi et Genevieve"?
If this guy can seduce her he is a stud but if he actually gets her home and can fuck her without killing her, he’s a genius.
How does a guy who dresses like a kid named Bruno on his first day of school end up with someone who looks like her dad owns Monaco? What the fuck is the matter with normal people? Comments/Enlarge See all
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